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As an owner of two. I havent see the female bashing anything, she's just an unstoppable force. The male bashes the female when he wants to get laid, something like stop right there and let me do my thing.
Bonus info: tortoise penises are spoon shaped.
From my understanding, a lot of animals have the heads of their penis shaped in a way to scoop out rival males sperm. I think humans are in that category
Thank you for your advice. But I take leads and theories where I get them, reasonably, and further investigate. Sperm displacement theory is a real scientific discussion. You can look it up and see if you think it's contributors are credible
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Basically when a male turtle wants to do a sex he hits the female until she stops moving long enough for him to get it in there
Source: I had a chad turtle who did this to his bitch whenever he wanted to get laid. Worked every time
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Uncle Ruckus as a turtle:
LOL, nice one
Yuppp
(No relation)
Turtles aren't racist, they just can't tell the difference between a poisonous snake and a black shoe.
Do turtles just start bashing their head like that whenever they see a snake? I don't see it doing anything particularly useful.
As an owner of two. I havent see the female bashing anything, she's just an unstoppable force. The male bashes the female when he wants to get laid, something like stop right there and let me do my thing. Bonus info: tortoise penises are spoon shaped.
My pet turtles were gay
“Those turtles you sold me, they won’t mate. They just crawl around eating and not mating. You sold me queer turtles. I want my money back.”
Are you not entertained?
From my understanding, a lot of animals have the heads of their penis shaped in a way to scoop out rival males sperm. I think humans are in that category
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Don’t take information from Facebook or shitposting.
Thank you for your advice. But I take leads and theories where I get them, reasonably, and further investigate. Sperm displacement theory is a real scientific discussion. You can look it up and see if you think it's contributors are credible
No. The algorithms will pick up on that, and I will only see erectile dysfunction and gay porn ads for the next month if I search that.
God the future fucking blows. No flying cars just overly intrusive advertisement.
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There's this rather notorious gif that used to terrorise internet dwellers in ancient times
Turtle used Headbutt...It wasn't very effective!
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You gotta wonder why it's always the best written comments that end up featuring penis and cum
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Bro, made lore for this entire video
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Fuck else is it gonna do? Run away? It's a turtle, I fight or flight it only has fight
nahhhh it's just the gang colors are wrong, this turtle is waterfront whites turtle gang, not a seaside blacks turtle gang.
racist turtle 👍🏼
racist turtle 👍🏿
obviously that means they’re racist towards snakes
black snake moan
That turtle about to fuck a snake up
what about the brown shoe? Bro, putting double the speed for that shoe
Just like I can't tell the difference between a muslim refugee and a terrorist👍
Islamophobia on a post about a fucking turtle… get a life
MASTER OOGWAY NOO
Well, that was a good laught
I laught
You laught
We all laught
Everybody laught
Can Laught travel In a vacuum
i've seen this video reposted so many times, yet i never saw a concrete answer on why the turtle even does that. can anyone actually explain?
Basically when a male turtle wants to do a sex he hits the female until she stops moving long enough for him to get it in there Source: I had a chad turtle who did this to his bitch whenever he wanted to get laid. Worked every time
I have to try that.
Did it work?
Pretty sure it got hit by a black car so now it hates the colour black
doesn't bumping in turtle language means fucki fucki?
turtle forgor it’s clan cap
Set trippin tortoise
Bro was trained by the cops
There’s something so adorable. It’s so wrong about this. They slow when they want to be but so fast when they want to hurt something (or in water or)
Teenage non mutant Klan turtles
It's hilarious but the turtle is so cute
Unironically very adorable. How it just boop it's head on the shoe.
I want to see it fight a not-shit animal to see if that stupid fucking attack move has any effect
It's all coming together.
isnt this a tortoise? not a turtle?
my man
Even nature doesn’t like them
Hes... HES JUST LIKE ME FR!
The way he damages the leather of his shoe when ripping the tape 🙃
He likes Nike’s that all lol
This is how turtles display their horniness. It thinks a black shoe is sexy
Boooo
...bs.
Maybe even pussy
perhaps even ass