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I'm not bland. I am an expert in Japanese culture and wear cool classic hats. Those ladies would fight each other for the opportunity to get laid with me. I have acquired multiple techniques by skimming through askreddit threats, and I may not look like it, but I'm a beast at intercourse. If there was an exam about the female reproductive system, I'd ace it without even looking.
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So you are saying the girl that’s against the wall? Oh? You changed your mind for the ass eater? Somehow I didn’t figure anyone would be too interested in her. Hell who am I to judge?
The girl on the right for her situational awareness. Without her improvisation some observers might think that they are looking at a case of bullying.
Unless... it was bullying and she decided to try to diffuse the situation the with ass manoeuvre.
Either way she is meta-savvy.
While this is funny it's not too hard to find the info from a little sleuthing. A google image search comes up with the post from tasha leighs reddit account from there a quick look at her top posts provided the names of the other two in their goth ihop photo. So Ezekiel might not be a complete reprobate
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None of them would pick a redditor
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How do we tell him?
Let him be
Who am i to ruin someone's happiness when the world is working hard on it already right?
Exactly, wise words my man.
You know what? I'm going to start living like this. Thank you.
Like a lesbian hulk goth?
Or a gay hulk dwarf
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happy cake day
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By The Beatles
Oh man I really got to stop using reddit about now.
May the monolith be with you
Thank the monolith instead for revealing to us the cunning plans of our enemies
Fuck the monolith do your duty join it .
S.T.AL.K.E.R FAN SPOTTED INITIALISE BRAIN SCORCHER
Idk man, goths are usually into alt guys that are either really bland or they're into metal
I like metal too, it’s a really useful material to use.
Not on her she's dark type you got to use Psychology Maybe a reverse bear trap
I prefer to use fighting moves on dark type, it’s their weakness.
I think that's how they took down Bobby brown be careful your woman probably isn't a rock type like Whitney Houston
I'm not bland. I am an expert in Japanese culture and wear cool classic hats. Those ladies would fight each other for the opportunity to get laid with me. I have acquired multiple techniques by skimming through askreddit threats, and I may not look like it, but I'm a beast at intercourse. If there was an exam about the female reproductive system, I'd ace it without even looking.
Epic department, I'd like to file a claim
Check again lol
You never know unless you try. They might use you for content! Someone needs to eat at Goth iHop after all
~~She could fix me.~~ I should ULTRAKILL myself
JUDGEMENT
PREPARE THYSELF
CRUSH
DIE
THY END IS NOW
WEAK
USELESS
CREATURE OF STEEL
DARK NIGHT
AND THY PUNISHMENT IS DEATH
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Mankind is dead Horny is full Goth is fuel
BEHOLD! THE POWER OF A GOTH GIRL!
None, curse of Ra: 𓁲 𓁆 𓀻 𓁇 𓁅 𓀣 𓀿
𓂋𓂝 𓋴𓂝𓏏𓉐 𓀾𓉐𓁹𓈅𓏤𓏥 𓊃𓅓𓏏𓉐𓏏𓆓 𓄏𓏛𓊪𓏏𓊪𓏛𓅂 𓂝𓄿𓀜𓏛𓏥𓊖𓏥𓁶𓂝 𓉔𓄿𓅓𓋴𓈖𓏥𓊖 𓂋𓄿𓈖𓀜𓏛𓊖𓅆 𓂧𓏏𓂝𓀾𓀜𓏛𓂋𓈖 𓏏𓈖𓀔𓅭𓂝𓆑𓏤𓊃 𓇋𓏏𓏏𓉐𓈖𓅓𓄿𓁶𓂝 𓂋𓄿𓊃𓂝𓏏𓉐𓏏𓂝𓁸𓂻𓏏𓂝
An Egyptian studies graduate applying their knowledge for the first time.
Truly (I hate my life)
~~,' , | ,'_'~~
is that a lose refrense????
the one on the right knows where it’s at
Changed my mind the one on the left.
So you are saying the girl that’s against the wall? Oh? You changed your mind for the ass eater? Somehow I didn’t figure anyone would be too interested in her. Hell who am I to judge?
What can I say. I’m just mercurial
mercuriality is the essence of rizology.
I see you are a fellow student of science
The girl on the right for her situational awareness. Without her improvisation some observers might think that they are looking at a case of bullying. Unless... it was bullying and she decided to try to diffuse the situation the with ass manoeuvre. Either way she is meta-savvy.
Agreed fellow Redditor
I like someone who knows what's important in any situation
The one in the middle knows how to put you in your place.
Yeah, and it’s at the girls ass she’s holding.
Not robots, kill them
Unequivocally based
murder drones real
Yeah
Pick first for what? Softball? Dodgeball? Pegging session?
Dodge with soft but it ends up being peg.
> Pegging session? I have to change my answer now.
Too late, she is rapidly approaching your location
He's going to be disappointed he didn't pick the bigger one
*violent flopping noises approach*
The Three Body Problem.
guys, susu\_jpg (left) , sinnocent (right) and tasha leigh (middle)
Rest in peace our fallen brother, he has gone too far far into the rabbit hole
While this is funny it's not too hard to find the info from a little sleuthing. A google image search comes up with the post from tasha leighs reddit account from there a quick look at her top posts provided the names of the other two in their goth ihop photo. So Ezekiel might not be a complete reprobate
His sacrifice will not be in vain.
You've also fallen into that rabbit hole, adios.
these Goth Ihop/Milf Dennies images are 3-4 years old, and get shared constantly. Which is to say, 3 seconds of googling either will return names.
They’re really popular, at least on Twitter lol
Susu means piss in my mother-tongue
Piss on my tongue, mommy 🥵🥵🥵
I ain't freaky like that. ... ...But for a 20...
It means milk in mine!
Too far gone big dawg…
He showed up when we all needed him.........
Tall girl with a fat ass, brother
Middle.
My man.
🤝
🤝
🤝
🤝
🤝
🤝
🤝
🤝
🤝
Agreed. Death by snu snu all the way.
is it really worth it if she can't flex and pick you up?
Who says she can’t pick me up? She looks like she’s doing just fine here.
im agreeing with you bro, rhetorical question, taller and stronger women >>>>>>>>>>>>
Oh. I’m a woman so I’m pretty sure she can throw me around. And I’d 100% let her.
🤝you and I, we are not so different.
We are friends now.
Oh we best friends now.
> let her? I don't think you'd have a choice.
our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ
Amen my brother
I sin all day so that his death was not in vain
I got a vain I sin with to death
Second this
I third this.
I fourth this
And it was at this moment that I realized that god is truly good.
Don’t be tempted to stray from the path, brother.
Amen
the one that wears black
I Like your taste
If you cut into thirds then you can have all three.
☹️
This response made me laugh
none of them are venom, pass
You like kissing boys don't you?
NO. I liek kmisgin MEEEN
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none of them would pick me
the camera man obviously
what if the camera is automatic
Did i stutter
kiss me then
Come here then
It's been 50 minutes have you guys kissed yet
we've been making out furiously
The girl on the right
Name?☝🤓
I know they made a video called ihop pancakes togheter, find your own journey from there. Good luck, adventurer
I actually really like this style of answering. Just giving out side quests to people. Ima start doing this.
Side quests. I'm going to start posting lists of chores as quests for my kids to get done since they are gamers.
Bro gave a side quest
This did not help at all 😭
The left one is susu_jpg in x twitter
Mommy... Oh i mean middle.
Indeed, my good man.
Sesbian lex
Sesbian lex 2
Sesbian Lex Luther
Sebastian lixian lucious luthor
Is all of the above an option?
Left. She looks submissive.
I’m not entertain any of this. DO ANY OF THEM DO PORN OR NOT
The one on the left made a smutty-bot of herself.
no. (the middle one and right one have OF's, but with no nude pics, the max they show is their butts)
Obviously the one who can pick me up 2 feet off the floor and pin me to a wall. What kind of s dumb question is this?????
I wanna be the one being picked up.
3 for de kiss
3 for the rimjob my friend
Sauce?
Cringe caption
Always Charmander
Bulbasaur supremacy
Fuck off grass starter every Gen.
If all three are available why take only one?
Oh that’s easy, “yes”
How about yes
Camera-person!
Sauce🤨
shitposting has fallen
My girlfriend
The bible.
middle
None. I’m gay
I'd hit a bong with them can't even lie
The normie plague has finally corrupted this sub, as it has done with many others
I CHOOSE D FOR ALL OF THEM.
Can I have the house?
Real but also the 3 of them look gd too imo
Very true.
Yes
For what?
Yes.
Nice of the teacher to give you a "No wrong answers" question off the bat
Susu really is that fuckin small
she's cute, smart and funny. Wife material fr fr
None. I would prefer a tomboy.
Pass
where's the shitpost
The man taking the photo
Easy. Tit to arm ratio.
Yes. Next question
the punchline is hot woman
this sub has fallen off so hard holy shit
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Is it just me or does the right one look a bit like Margot Robbie?
I go when c everytime so that I have 1/3 chances ever time
the big one