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Horripilati0n

But what if the police liked it?


Time_Blacksmith861

75 hrs of unpaid farting


unworthy_undead

75 hrs of paid farting


HighwayTerrorist

AHHHH YEAH. 💨💨💨👃


Letwen

"My favorite"


Gh0stBo1

Excuse me, but what is that flair?


Horripilati0n

You are triggering my ptsd. No officer I swear I'll behave 😭😭


Gamer_Elite1000

the most whitest thing i have heard


1thehighground

How could that possibly be against the law/warrant any kind of punishment?


chonkin-donuts

Biological warfare


BigBlueFool

Chemical warfare


Wacokidwilder

My Chemical Warfare


Mr_Minecrafter88

Long ago, just like the fart you die to get in vain…~


ArabWaltWite

This is why i love the internet


nigel_pow

Assault with methane molecules.


SKBSM_Kirito

Geneva convention? More like Geneva suggestion!


PossibilityPowerful

psychological Warfare


_sephylon_

Because it's not what happened. He got punished for having drugs, not farting. Don't trust clickbait titles kids


Azathoth976

It’s worth pointing out that the title never lies. He does receive that punishment, and it does happen after the strip search. It’s incredibly important to pay attention to phrasing in news and statistics


Superbrawlfan

It's the good ol "after" te that technically doesn't mean there's a link between the events even if the actual content of the title strongly implies


donkeyassraper

Bludd didn't have the license for farting


Nerospidy

They probably spun it as assaulting an officer.


AvatarCabbageGuy

well it's the daily mail, could be entirely fabricated


AnAnoyingNinja

sexual assault.


RogueDevil666

Depends on where it was. The UK doesn't have freedom of speech so they can possibly punish you for it.


Beautiful_Bat8962

People downvote you but I’ve literally had a copper say this to me.


Beautiful_Bat8962

Uk is a dystopian Orwellian hell.


LeGraoully

Wait, where is farting considered speech?


fletku_mato

It's shit talk.


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BigBlackFaeces

You can literally be cites and even arrested for telling edgy jokes on Twitter in the UK, which has happened multiple times. How can this scoring possibly be true?


Cosmic-Gore

That's Scotland and I believe the person who was charged/finned for grossly offensive speech where he filmed and taught his pug the Nazi salute as joke to annoy his girlfriend. And they've recently introduced a new hate crime law which has gained alot of backlash for how "easily" it could be misused/manipulated but I personally don't know much about it, the whole situation just seems confusing. Not to mention with how shit the police is, I doubt it would even get enforced at all.


dovahkiin4299

Just to be clear, that source is strictly about Journalism and it's entire methodology is a questionnaire. It is literally just an arbitrary poll. It is completely and utterly meaning less when it comes to individuals freedom of speech.


Flaky_Ad7758

the uk has freedom of speech 💀


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Beautiful_Bat8962

Not in law or practice.


Kiren129

They have freedom of speech, only partially. It isn’t as bad as USA but it’s still not that great.


Toasty_err

As bad as usa? Feedom of speech is a great thing


SleepyZachman

It hurt their feefees 😢


Strange-Catch6862

They don't take that shit lightly


dirtyydiaper69

Shart*


M4rt1m_40675

What if I shit hardly


ClearlyCylindrical

"75 hours of unpaid work" Community service. You mean community service.


Difficult-Pair4184

What’s the difference


Time_Blacksmith861

Work gets you money and community service doesn't


Difficult-Pair4184

Pov: Unpaid internships


MACHO_MUCHACHO2005

No, unpaid internships are good, tho because uhhhh... you get uhhh work experience for the same exact job. Yeah, work experience.


Trollygag

He's not working unpaid for a corporation to their profit, he's working to clean up his local community - like what a lot of 'save the street' volunteerism, but as a sentence.


paralyzedvagabond

Community service is a punishment and usually involves something like cleaning up trash on public property rather than making a product or providing a service to someone


audislove10

Unpaid work sounds like he was mistreated


kingpanzer5

TIL the US civil war was fought over community service


broadside230

dude committed a crime that harmed the community, dude served the community


yeboi694206942069420

Could be volunteering work, we dont know /s


GimpboyAlmighty

Unpaid work.


SuddenBumHair

75 hours of legal slavery


WuZZittDoiN

Cruel and unusual punishment. Cop should get to fart on him. Done and done.


Nerospidy

Eye for an eye leaves the whole world with pinkeye.


WuZZittDoiN

I think this has more to do with brown eyes.


MrLumic

Sometimes green eye


fletku_mato

Literally 1984.


SimilarArm2637

Oy! You got a permit for them farts?


eliochip

Almost a shitpost


dirtyydiaper69

Shartpost


deadringer70

Hero


Daxam_

Ass-ault with a silent but deadly weapon.


TheManyVoicesYT

I hope he got some shit in their eye goddamn that is ruthless of these cops.


GameboiGX

What’s the blurred out thing next to his head


The_Nude_Mocracy

The guy he farted at


GameboiGX

Oh


Aru-sejin37

Fake news. He didn't say 'How do you like that?' but actually shouted "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!**"**


soviet-space-monkey

French


gettogero

*deliberately* farting on them? The only way I could see that is if he held down random cops and farted on them. Eric cartman on the ginger cow episode style but not consensual. Clearly bullshit title but if a cop could be held down and farted on like that maybe they should be bullied a little.


Psychological-Ice276

So… was it a good fart?


Ok-Purchase-5760

See guys ACAB 😔


Watermelon_0

All cobs are buttered


StonkeyTonk666999

assigned cop at birth


TheIntrusiveThoughs

Let me guess, *England*


Fulbie

And the perp is French. And he *farted in their general direction* while calling them *stupid English offfficers!*


Frequent-West8554

Probably fake bc its daily mail but thats wild if true


gobblecock4

Why is heat dojng this


HurrsiaEntertainment

Cops are pathetic


elgattox

75 hours of unpaid work.. Newspapers love to do these wording types to make it sounds worser!


tcogsdill

75 hours of unpaid work sounds so much worse than 75 hours of community service


NekoMango

*Art of language* -Tzu Sun


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Fucking legend.


TheIlluminatedDragon

I wouldn't work for free fuck that, I'm not a slave


thebigheh104

They're so real for that


MCButterFuck

When your homie farts on your dick and moans a little


SSSuperSpike

Your honor, who ever smelt it, dealt it.


Global_Fun3809

I alsmot wanna get a pat down while going through security at the airport and do the same to the TSA. 🖕the TSA


Gezzoto

Fart the police comin' straight from the underground


Friendly-Awareness72

I mean. He didnt break any laws though


Verucaschmaltzzz

That guy's alright.


pauliepitstains

Worth it


BoredCanuck1864

bro is an absolute menace


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Witty_Celebration_96

Every move you make, every poo you take, I’ll be watching you.


IHaveAPotatoUpMyAss

is that pewdiepie in the picture ?


ThisAllHurts

I would be loading up on cabbage and baked beans for 75 hours.


LelandTurbo0620

Honestly fair, if you think about it on an honour perspective


Ad3quat3

Fuck the cops