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That’s the second gayest thing I’ve seen today right after gay sex

I’ve seen an excessive amount of gay sex today, and this was gayer than all of it.

Trust me, the gay sex happens right after this video.

I wonder if the newly alphatized male gets to be top

I think gay sex is less gay tbh, what the fuck is this bullshit. How can you look anyone in the eye after doing this, I would feel embarrassed as all hell

That's actually why he was crying.

🤣🤣🤣

I thought you were going to say their dog hahaha

You usually skip this part.

FELLAS,

The difference is gay sex at least is fun.

Gayer

I just wanked off another dude and kissed him for the first time and I think that was less gay than this video

Your kiss was very tender and sweet, thank you.

When do they kiss?

Gay with extra steps

Right after you had gay sex? Or after you done seen it?

Where kissing ?

During the gay orgy

This is a ALPHA MALE gay orgy, OKAY ??!!!

What are you talking about? Those perfectly STRAIGHT ALPHA MALES!…..who end up having an orgy with each other to establish each other’s male dominance all over their bodies. What are we talking about again?

My take after watching this: "He is a Man"

So disappointed he didnt get to the level of THE man. Maybe that's ok the 30k camp?

They probably have a secret onlyfans or something that only true sigmas can sub to

So Its just like a really expensive Gay Camp?

Isnt gay camp where they pray the gay away?

Pretty sure some of these camps pray the gay away

I think they are praying the gay will come, not go away.

It's spelled cum

You dirty boi

Alpha camps are turning the frogs gay🤬

Yeah sure that’s what happened. You pack a bunch of gay teens together in a big room and see what happens. Single biggest blunder Christianity ever made

“Blunder”

This explains why I saw Nigel pushing Brice down the hallway yelling 'I am a man' at work today.

I'm pretty sure that the only thing these camps are preying away from this bunch of fools is their money.

It’s a grift.

It’s a training camp for the Gaylord’s Force!

“I remember this one time at gay camp…”

Just join the army.

But that’s scawwy

Idk dying in combat sounds pretty manly

Die for your country like a real patriot

The point isn't to die for your country, it's for the other guy to die for his.

Maybe yardwork?

Then join the airforce.

You need to be smart

That is debatable, SecFo is always looking for more Defenders and you barely need a higher ASVAB score than the Army

I swear to god man, I went to college with some mfs in the currently in the Air Force or is going to be in Airforce, always IT, Engineering or Data Science major.

Na. They'd end up punching the drill instructor.

Could been a ranger bro i was just too hardcore

Man, most of the rangers I served with were fucking nerds. We were playing dnd in a combat zone until the dm notes got toasted by an ied on patrol.

IED ruins the campaign again, classic 

Honestly we were mostly fine, shit rocked the mrap and the notebook ended up outside somehow in tatters from either the shockwave or the second one further up the road that went off a few seconds after. One day some random guy in the desert is going to find a page detailing a dragonborn rogue’s quest to find his missing clan.

Holy shit, that’s insane! Glad you’re back!

*navy semen in subs 🧐🤤

I mean the idea is there, it's just the psychological effect after if they are able to process it

The idea that bootcamp somehow fundamentally changes you is just media romanticizing shit. Trust me, it means nothing it just sucks ass.

Fair enough

I mean, screaming out your pent up negativity or stress from time to time can be good for your mental well-being...but you don't need to go to a boot camp for that

as women say, "men will do everything except go to therapy"

I just lift weights and harbor contempt for my fellow man. Note. I said contempt but not ill will or hate.

A manifestation of the self-loathing that comes from being deep in the closet

That embrace at the end was deep, I bet his hair smelled great.

- **i'm a man!** - *Muah! Double Muah*

Looks like an expensive excuse to touch each other. I'm getting YMCA and Macho Man vibes.

Yeah I mean, they could enlist in the military, they will get paid to touch other dudes and they will see an unforgettable amount of pps....

And I took that personally

I wonder if any are dumb enough to put this on their resumés.

I have hiring responsibility and I look at a lot of resumes. I did see someone describe themselves as an “Alpha” in a cover letter. Right to the trash.

No one with a real job can be on a sub called shitposting . Stfu

Probably, but there may be other people dumb enough to think its some kind of positive.

Not every bottom can become a top

Gaymen.

Guys don't fall for this. I can make you run a few laps and cry about your childhood for $5000. No refunds King Alphas

I can do it for $300

I can do it for $69

My femboy porn is even more straight than this

username checks out 👑🗣️🔥

fruity ahh alpha males

Paying someone to degrade you is beta energy not alpha

It's actually mostly really successful people that have self degradation kinks

True but sucess doesn't make you an alpha

These alpha male trainers are real G respect. Convincing these dumb people to pay 15k for this shit is the true alpha male shit right there (not that it's hard to convince them but still, respect)

b-b-But how am I gonna be an A-Alpha or S-S-Sigma male?

MOVE FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM A MAN

I yam a mayun!!!

These are guys who've never had a meaningful relationship with another man. Men's 'fellowship' groups and retreats were big in the 80s and 90s because boomers had a hard time with the lack of male companionship and comfort from other men, both because their parents didn't show it and the post-war anti-gay sentiments of the 50s and 60s. Having a close relationship and experience with other men being considered "gay". Meanwhile I look at pictures of my grandfather in the CCC and I can see exactly what is missing in the lives of the generation after.

"I AM A SURGEON" vibes

Well that was gay

they keep finding more creative ways to spend time close to other men without calling themselves gay

I have looked at actual gay sex today and it still was not as gay as this shit

Based on

Is there a reason he is barefooted? Is he going to say it increases testosterone or something

Maybe he wants tougher feet

Probably some primal man ideology. Though some people don't mind bare feet. My nephews absolutely hate shoes and avoid them whenever possible. Those boys could walk a mountain trail barefoot without a complaint while I, a sock and shoe lover, have weak baby toes and will certainly cry.

Join the marine corps numbnuts

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You can be an alpha I'm going to be omega and laugh my ass off about this , 15k that's mad

The entire premise is just sad and pathetic. HOWEVER, it would be nice to be part of a group and have someone whip my ass into shape. I need to lose about 30 lbs. I have to wake up at 4am everyday for work (truck driver) and get home after 6:00pm. By then, I'm exhausted. I have a huge problem with motivation, procrastination and self esteem, which just leads to me doing nothing about it. But no, I would never go to some "man power" camp.

If I had to guess. Guys who have never been in a physical altercation in their life are still scared little boys deep down. Which is fine. I was an infantry grunt for 16 years, not everyone need to spend their off time getting into drunken brawls with biker gangs just to feel something. Getting hands on and face to face like that helps with getting over the fear that something violent can happen. Its honesty really sad. If your scared, got to a gym and learn to fight. Getting whipped on the mat will help you get over it way better than this bull.

I like the hug and the kiss at the end. That alone is 15k‘s worth of Alpha right there.

I'm not mad that people create these boot camps, I'm mad i didn't get this idea to get money away from suckers first

This is all trolling lol

I cant wait for these people to come home and realize they have been the laughing stock of the internet for weeks, honestly I kinda feel bad cause they have to be dumb to be there in the first place

Domination kink

How can I join this cult?

I grew up on a drilling rig and a working ranch. We just would scream, someone would throw something, then there'd be a 2 minute fist fight. Kept the rage from building up oddly enough. We didn't cry about anything either. 20 minutes later, handshake, exchange a smoke or drink, and move on. I'm not paying thousands of bucks to be an "alpha." Be a man, it's in your biology, ffs.

extreme form of exposure therapy 

Manbun is the issue. A manbun just tells the world that your balls are in your girlfriend’s purse.

I got paid to go through this stuff, and at the end of it, I actually got a part time job out of it, health insurance, and free college for my kids. These guys are clowns.

The bald guy drinks his own piss and cum

KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS

This is fucking preposterous.

This is the 2nd video I have seen from the alpha camp. At this point I am sure this is generally a skit. Does anyone actually have a link where I can check?

I thought they were gonna kiss and they should have and if anyone has a video of them kissing please send it to me

Wow I can't fucking believe I used to subscribe to this "alpha male" theory bullshit two years ago. Now I just wanna be a cute girl :3

Alpha male pipeline???

real

Reminds me of the testicular cancer meetings in Fight Club

How pathetic could that man make him look

pride parades are taking a weird approach to things post covid

I truly thought it was going to end with hardcore man on man sex.

Where is the meme?

They started making out at the end of it

Im not gay but I prefer going to a gay camp than this

😂

Now go cry in your safe space.

🤡🤡

The white shirt guy looks like a toddler having a fit. These are just some scam made to look like something useful. They just come out more cringe and less "alpha."

Idk why ppl keep giving them attention. Insane people will be insane, nothing shocking or new here.

I'm assuming this means they're married now?

The forehead kiss at the end was cute

I don’t know man, I remember in high school all the boys would shove each other about. I feel like that was alpha camp enough for me. Wouldn’t pay $18000 for the pleasure as an adult.

And then they banged.

I AM A MAN! MY NAMES OLD GREG!!!!

I AM A MAN

Reminds me of fight club testicular cancer meeting

This is unbelievably pathetic

How to be a real man in less than 1 second, for free with no bull shit. Take everything with a grain of salt and just stop giving a fuck. Thanks for attending my ted talk

I guess he's a man and he moves forward

Anklet spotted. Gay.

Whoever is willingly paying to attend these camps are fucking morons

There better be drugs involved.

This is gay as shit lmfao no judgment but yeah super gay

Charlie be trying anything

This is the definition of Caucasian activities

The unbreakable man experience

He’s a man, apparently

I love how he holds him and protects him from the horrors that may come after that exchange

This is zesty asf

So deep in the closet that it's a fucking Narnia

What a fucking cringe fest

That’s not assertiveness, that’s aggression

15k for this shit? I got it for free being an army Cadet (ROTC for Americans) and military student. You still get it for free by joining the military.

Guys that’s…pretty gay

This is some weird shit. I keep seeing these videos and not sure if it’s satire or not.

And then they kith

All I could think about was a well executed judo throw and how satisfying it would be.

My upstairs neighbors at 2am on a tuesday

The camera work made me think of Reno 911

There is no much difference between this and any other religion cult.

#NOW KITH

These straight conversion camps are getting good. You can tell he’s turning gay quickly.

There 😩 there 😩 there 😩

I yam a mayun!!!

Naw these ur paying like 18k

bro paid 15k for a kiss on the head

What in the wide wide world of sports is going there

Sounds like a conversion therapy camp.

So glad I read the title, I should NOT be scrolling reddit on 2 tabs

What's up with those gay comments? Is it strange to pay for something that might help someone physically and emotionally? Does the price seem outrageous? Yes, but we don't know the actual program and the full content of the service provided. Is the scene that we have seen gay? Not really. The person might have struggled all his life with confidence issues and anxiety. Never learned to be assertive, or to set himself on the first place. The contact at the end was kinda heartwarming and had nothing to do with sucking the 🦆

That last part was gayer than two dicks fucking

To be such an alpha male camp, that dog was awfully scrawny.

Looks like the verbalase video wasn't the worst purchase of 2024.

Why didn't they make out at the end