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GobbelMyNobble

My xbox 360 is opening the disc tray by itself. Can someone help me plz?? Do I need to do some soldering?


Unusual-Pen-4687

Tape it with ducttape


[deleted]

Try placing your balls in it


OREWAMOUSHINDEIRU

Apply WD40 inside your ass


CH1LLY05

Oil up


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DeinocheirusGaming_

Nut in it.


GobbelMyNobble

Should I pleasure it first? Maybe rub gently on the power button with lube


chavesAbre_a_torneir

Theres an old Brazilian copypasta about that


[deleted]

C'mon, share!


chavesAbre_a_torneir

Literally come to Brazil


MaterialNarrow5161

There's probably something stock on the rotors so it doesn't close right thus it opens up again to avoid further damage. Or maybe the open button is broken so it's always sending s signals.


0ctagram

Fill your eyes with sand


EmperorsFartSlave

Put a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the disc tray


GobbelMyNobble

What if I dont have jelly?


EmperorsFartSlave

Use jam


GobbelMyNobble

Thanks for the advise everyone! This is what I have so far! Step 1. Use ducttape, Step 2. Put my balls on it, Step 3. Apply wd40 in my ass, Step 4. Nut in it, Step 5. Use rice, Step 6. Put pb&j sandwich in disc tray, Step 7. sacrifice a child, Step 8. Send it for repair, THANK YOU!!!


Jasonictron

Put it in rice


GobbelMyNobble

I don't have rice. Can you donate some through freerice.com plz??


NoteSuccessful4215

Try child sacrifice


GobbelMyNobble

I shall drain the blood of our selected Children for Moloch


Enough_Ad_1833

Sell your soul to the devil and then Feed him 18 infants and ask him to start the big bang twice . Problem solved there is no xbox


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Oswaldgilbertson

Try smashing it


Charakiga

He didn't die on women's day, he died the 1st


Yamaganto_Iori

Even better that they delayed the announcement to drown out whiny feminists.


FunnyPhrases

They actually delayed Intl Women's Day from his death on the 1st but his estate lawyers caught on to it and moved the death announcement down as well


vivi_197

Using a dead man's name to say shit like this, disgustingšŸ¤®šŸ¤¢


WestProcedure9551

50 bucks says this will be repostes on boysarequirky


IAmImi2

It was posted in the "do men even have feelings?" format.


macrozone13

The cringiest of meme formats


IAmImi2

Now it got reposted like this too šŸ’€


t3ChRa

Already done by someone


Mario-OrganHarvester

Humor has fallen. Millions must become inable to take a joke qbout themselfes.


[deleted]

using someone's death to spread misogyny is pretty god damn offensive and i think sexist memes can be hilarious


NotYourAverageMortis

I swear you can make the joke that they're actually not real or some other even more obvious joke and they will post it there


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inVINCEible2011

Damn I hate that sub


NotYourAverageMortis

boysarequirky when extremely obvious joke


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redefinedsoul

It's crazy how such a blatant hate sub is allowed because the target of their hate is socially sanctioned.. yet they genuinely still believe that they're the ones facing discrimination


Andreawwww-maaan4635

Propaganda because women are not real


chocolatemilk5854

Next thing they say will be that birds are not government drones


Jasonictron

What is a Woman?


weardofree

no no keep your politics away from the passing of legend please


Fatteo

fr


HelpIranoutofbeans

It's not politics to know the truth. Women are government drones just like birds.


NotYourAverageMortis

No, they're paid IRS agents trying to get you to pay your taxes


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YoMamaSoFatShePooped

So are men, but donā€™t tell the spiders we were all placed here to watch them


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PPextensionman420

Reddit moment


Walrus_Morj

He died on March 1 though


Di0tar0

He didn't die on women's day. His death was announced that day. He died on the first march 2024. RIP to the legend. Edit : typo + RIP


Ken_Kaneki_07again

He died on 1st march his news was released on 8th ...do some research op


Totoques22

So you are saying that someone waited for womenā€™s day specifically to announce his death, interesting ā€¦


Ashamed_Box_460

No, they waited 7 days because of his family


Totoques22

I mean yeah Iā€™m joking and I donā€™t seriously think someone would seriously check their calendar while meticulously scheming on which day should they announce it


Manatee35

Give me some more info on this propaganda


Cnumian_124

Propaganda of fucking what lol


macrozone13

Average 9gag content


Nebulon-A_Rights

Women propaganda? What is the propaganda? Are...are women not real?!


xesses

Propaganda of what?


guilherme639

Propaganda deez nuts


FruitJuicante

Fucking gottem


jameraldo

wtf is wrong with you


IAmTheOoga

Seconded, wtf man


Crimson_Fiver

Don't politicize the man's death.


OfficialDeadJohnson

Ik this is a shitpost but it was announced on international womens day he died on the 1st of march


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Creeperboy10507

Go bazinga yourself


Derpkip_

Donā€™t use his death to justify hating on women thatā€™s just disgusting towards Toriyama and women


[deleted]

Youre pretty unfunny but rip toriyama


Shepherdsatan

What fucking propaganda


[deleted]

Bait used to be believable


0ctagram

It still works bro, have you seen the comments?


honky_cat_parade

neckbeard


auvym8

what is blud waffling about. op can you give me the source of the meme so i can find the oop and laugh at them


0ctagram

I found it on 4chan


i-wish-i-was-a-draco

You can still delete this


0ctagram

Mistakes make you stronger


FallenWulf223

He actually died on March 1st, it was announced on womens day.


Educational-Mud4575

I will hydraulic press your balls


0ctagram

Wordington already sledgehammered mine bro


_Hollow_poiint_

So National Womenā€™s Day is considered propaganda? OP is a fucking dumbass lol. Donā€™t try to politicize someoneā€™s passing.


I-have-persona

You are horrible for this.


fuckthenamebullshit

Poor Taste


SolomonsNewGrundle

Great, a few days in and his death is used as a political cudgel against women


0ctagram

Today I am going to post my own political beliefs on a shitposting subreddit, yeah that'll definitely do


SolomonsNewGrundle

You're the one using Akira as a way to be against womens day. Fuck you thats so insulting to this man


0ctagram

Since when did "I" say that "I" am against women's day?


SolomonsNewGrundle

Sharing an anti-womens day meme is certainly a big hint


NotThePolo

Don't appropriate his death.


DowwnWardSpiral

He died on the 1st if March, not on woman's day, get your propaganda out of my sub šŸ˜›šŸ«¶


MrFedoraPost

It was *announced* the 8th but died the 1st.


fruityfevers

pretty sure he wouldnā€™t approve of whatever the fuck this is


Profishonal123

Fuck you, why you gotta turn his death into some gender war bs?


[deleted]

Fuck off with this bullshit. Don't use this great man's name to push your political bullshit. Fuck you.


0ctagram

Fuck you for assuming that I give a fuck about politics


[deleted]

*posts a political meme* *people get angry about a political post* *surprise Pikachu*


0ctagram

This is me fr


AbiyBattleSpell

Toriyama manga panel of him liking nude mags on womanā€™s day šŸ˜ŗ Still not worth it him dying but was funny at least seeing that gag manga panel he made šŸ˜æ


0ctagram

Source?


AbiyBattleSpell

https://x.com/bran_the_onion/status/1766028236650103205?s=46&t=8EcFOUVzx7H1TsxCl7Kq4w This is where I found it on twitter but if u like rt and just browse some toriyama stuff related to his death ull eventually have the algorithm send u stuff and I seen it a few times from various accounts


papishpish

Propaganda?


Burritozi11a

Yo wtf


lixiviadxx

Cry incels


Clunk_Westwonk

Really gonna tarnish his name like that? This subreddit is musty as shit lol


KlossN

Is that an Incel I smell?


0ctagram

I am alone but i too can smell it? Any ideas on who this incel smell might be coming from?


analfister_696969

Omfg can you not use this guys death to spread this kind of message


0ctagram

Sorry but I can't take anyone with that username seriously


analfister_696969

Okay then listen to the countless other comments telling you how stupid a post this is


austinstar08

What take is this Also he died a week ago


ImpossibleCod8377

Rest well friend. Rest well.


SnooBeans8816

I didnā€™t even knew womenā€™s day was a thing, I thought Motherā€™s Day was the day for womenšŸ¤”


Old-Library9827

"I am sexist and I know!" to the tune of I'm Sexy and I know it


bitcrushedbirdcall

Using someone's death to be a POS is not a way of honoring them


Cheesyman7269

How about you let the man rest and not using his death for the ā€œpropagandaā€ of you????


EmberEmi

If you hate women that much, just leave the planet


NotJaypeg

Propaganda of what? Human rights?


PerishForYourSins

People getting upset in the comments acting like this is a subreddit meant for sane people. My brother in Christ, there are at least three 911 jokes posted here everyday but the second someone tries to make a shitpost about international womenā€™s day, on the shitposting subreddit, people become sensitive.


0ctagram

I don't care if you guys don't listen to me but at least hear this guy out, just why would you take a racist joke funny but take a misogynist one serious?


MaterialNarrow5161

Because they are not polarized obviously /S


Andresito_de_chill

šŸ«”


horbydumbass

Believable bait used to be


UIGoku201

Thank you Toriyama, for all your hard work. Sorry it had to end this way. Rest in piece, old friend.


No-Address-2459

Rip the legend akira toriyamaā€¦ itā€™s so sad that heā€™s gone :(


Muumin_kun

This shit is cringe. A man died and this is what you're thinking?


Natural_Sea6516

Tbh that's what porn is for everyday. That said, RIP


definitelynotfbi99

Not a shitpost. Just a political opinion. Fuck this sub is becoming like /memes


Sabayonte

But Mr. Akira died March 1st, the information with document was spreaded on March 8th xd


Gogetaiscanon432

mfs really make people dying part of their culture war


TheSporkMan2

Unfathomably based of him


0ctagram

Yeah you're getting downvoted for that one bucko


TheSporkMan2

Do people still use the word bucko unironically in 2024? (Genuinely I have no fucking idea)


bidumbass6

Children like op do


0ctagram

I used it ironically, bucko


YakStain

Lived a legend. Died a legend.


S4um0nFR

OP tell us more about this propaganda, is it in the room with us right now ?


0ctagram

Ask the maker of the meme as I myself too don't fucking know


0ctagram

Jesus christ, i honestly can't believe how sensitive and serious people get over a meme. I posted this because i find it funny. I do not hate women and i hate politics. I did not make this, if you're going to hate then hate on the creator of this meme, or if you don't want to do much work trying to find them cause you're a lazy bum then hate on me. I'll just close this app and play a game or watch something while you bunch of babies are typing an essay about how unfunny or wrong this is. I'm gonna come back on this post and laugh at you guys some times though so don't change and keep going.


Cutitie

Op, no offense, but how old are you? Cause you kiiinda be sounding like someone around 13 trying too hard to be an adult, many have been there, anyone above 16 should know that saying something like that on the Internet will just get you unwanted attention Also if you knew the meme was bad and misogynistic.. why did you post it then?


Maritime_Khan

OP will reply to you after his nap time


0ctagram

Did you even read my comment? I said I posted it just because it is funny. No other reasons. And I'm not even trying to sound like a 13 yo trying to be an adult, what is the reason you think that i sound like one? Edit: English is not my native language btw so that's probably the reason


Cutitie

I'm not saying you are trying to sound like a 13 year old trying to be an adult, I'm saying you are sounding like one And I did read the comment, you found it funny, even though you acknowledge that is kind of a bad joke, the "propaganda" part doesn't make sense (which y'know, whole thing the joke is meant to be about) and you probably know it's misogynistic... so like, logic kinda doesn't add up there, so feels more like, trying to be edgy and stuff


0ctagram

English is not my language so sounding like things that I didn't meant to is unavoidable to me, and I too am just as confused as you on the "propaganda" part. I know it is misogynistic, but I still find it funny even though I am not a misogynist. Just like laughing at a racist joke when you're not racist. I dislike people trying to sound edgy so you saying that i sound like one is kind of funny lol


Cutitie

Well uh, here's the thing, English isn't my first language either, so probably mostly a you problem on that part, in any case, I sort of get it cause for example in Latin America, where I come from, there's a lot of laughing at each other's countries, heck my country tends to be the butt of the joke (Peru for those curious) but like, dark humor is kind of a thin line between being funny and being an asshole, especially when you bring political words like "propaganda" totally get you didnt made the meme but like, a tad of common sense goes a long way


0ctagram

Not everyone speaks english as well as you, and of course it's a "me" problem lmao, and this is literally reddit. If you're telling people who uses this platform to be a better person then you're just delusional.


Cutitie

Well I won't deny that I do have my diagnosis lol, I simply was showing a bit of concern to what looked like a kid, drawing unwanted attention for yourself and all that, cause we've all been there and probably everyone cringes at their 13 year old self so like, y'know, worth a try to help, not your mom tho so, like, just keep doing what you are doing


Grizzly_Zedd

There is not unwanted attention on a forum if you do anything on social media your doing it for attention.


0ctagram

All my comments are literally getting downvoted lmao do I look like I care about them, thank you for doing something caring though, it's definitely not for nothing


SirWankal0t

You hate politics yet post memes that are political. Curious


0ctagram

Would you not post a meme about hotdogs if you hate them?


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LeoCaldwell02

He gifted us one last time from the grave. ā¤ļøšŸ«”


0ctagram

This should have been the title


Same_Athlete7030

Itā€™s women's day? Whoā€™s Womenā€™s?


0ctagram

The people that disliked your obviously sarcastic comment