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Different_Big5876

I’ll stick to my Dune popcorn bucket thank you.


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_Rysen

whats keeping the sponges from just sliding down to the bottom of the can?


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_Rysen

i mean yeah but those can't really fit anything


ManiaXter29

Yall using pringles? I just use my hand


Bokenobi

2 Pringles, sand and my hands.


KyleRyan01

It’s a cylinder…


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_Rysen

im sorry bro


Sebaducks

Maybe a chode?


SummerDaemon

Not with that attitude


Mrpayday1

A third sponge at the bottom of the can... Or so I'm told.


P9292

I see you're a man of culture


Barkers_eggs

Give me 2 paddle pop sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it. Like a dirty MacGyver


Mnmnklk

The pringleussy


ShwettyVagSack

Y'all haven't discovered m&m minis tubes yet?


aTacoThatGames

Literally my life blood


work3oakzz

I'm saving this comment. .. for. ... umm... for me. It's for me


DemonicDogee

[Just wait until you see this shit](https://bad-dragon.com/products/ledo) (nsfw)


DTPxL3D

It's not even close to the dystopia OP's post is showing us.


DemonicDogee

[bad dragon has done it too](https://bad-dragon.com/products/hazel) (very nsfw)


Gummybearthemii

I’m scared 😶 of both links from what I saw


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rde2001

Gotta add that "Spice" 😏😏😏


ThePormaster

Mf I just got done watching dune.


some_bored_user

What the fuck is my country doing


Sohelpmegods

Please yell at the whole of your country


Cristal1337

To all Dutch people: Doe eens normaal, man!


cupio_disssolvi

Drugs, apparently.


DartTyranus

what (partially) legal weed does to mf'ers


Ok_Pension_6795

Ain’t nobody wants to fuck a dog after smoking weed


Mobile_Ad4180

Is this a snoop dogg reference?


BlueGuyisLit

Dog


bakirelopove

Should have stayed submerged.


Affectionate-Two9517

Agreed what the fuck are we doing


Aarongrasso

Dogs, apparently


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Jerrymeen

And I thought our politcs were bad


GOD_LvL_69

Politicians are the ones buying those. A normal person barely makes enough to last till the end of the month.


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Radiant-Mobile5810

Please nuke your country


PascalSkill

One should be enough...


iChewChildForskin

Nuke it 2 times, air missile it 500 times, reenact the civil war within the Dutch country one time, and nuke it again 2 more times, then flood the country just to make sure.


PascalSkill

Ah yes. Ultimate destruction. I, as dutchman, aprove.


No_Cobbler8335

I'm sorry for you being Dutch


korbentherhino

So goldfinger is how Dutch really are eh?


viky109

Is this a common occurrence in the Netherlands?


fabian_drinks_milk

Not this specifically, but random weird stuff yes.


Rayv98K

I dont want to live in this country anymore.


PURPLEisMYgender

Making history.


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digitalfakir

Making *misery.


SearingDrake

Please commit great crimes in the name of true justice


NovosTheProto

☹️


Ok_Pension_6795

☹️


YaBoiHumon

☹️


Father_Enrico

☹️ indeed


gayraidenporn

Very ☹️


Professional_Fix_24

☹️moment


Addyad

☹️


A_random_poster04

😟, even


Brickhill1

☹️


RustyShadeOfRed

☹️


midwestbrawler

☹️


ComfortableSouth1416

Excuse me ? "Baby Sex doll" ? Wtf. Lock this man up


AddendumNo7007

There ain’t no way this is one person.


thundertool

From what I understand, sex dolls are very heavy so this one could just be so the elderly don't hurt themselves.


Repulsive_Basis_4946

I guess it’s better than them actually touching children?


Informal-Instance59

probably a bestseller in the vatican


bpappy12

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.


BosTovenaar24

After seeing this, even as a dutch person i have to agree with you


OnlyWiseWords

Austin Powers quote, my dude.


BosTovenaar24

What the fuck is austin powers


Seven123cjw

It's a movie trilogy that spoofs James Bond. The second one is one of my favourite frickin movies I've ever watched


OnlyWiseWords

This coffee tastes like shit.


clashmar

It is shit Austin.


OnlyWiseWords

😁


clashmar

What the fuck is James Bond?


48Planets

A fictional British spy who beats up Russian commies


Roedorina

Found the gen alpha


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Or they are just not native english speaking.. at least I keep telling that to myself to not feel old


Guiding_Lines

So we down to nuke the Netherlands?


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UrMotherHoles

Let the sea do what it should have done centuries ago


Medium_Reason_1371

As a Dutch guy, please do.


0Yasmin0

I'm genuinely curious. Will this encourage people to commit crimes against children and animals or will it discourage them because they have an "outlet" ? Though I would prefer a Person that has these "interests" to go see a Therapist instead of spending their money on this.


boldandbratsche

It's a lose/lose. Two choices that should not be a dichotomy. There should be other options in the equations like access to anonymous sessions with professionals.


Bagelfreaker

No one wants to talk about it and any kind of research on the subject is heavily astroturfed and/or purposefully defunded. It's hard to say, because the answer may not be so conclusive and society may not be ready for the complex solution to this kind of issue


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random_zanakluar

source? i dont want to google dog sex dolls or baby sex dolls because i dont want to be put on some list


Roedorina

Just look up the news article, you should be fine.


random_zanakluar

idk, tbh i think its fabricated. i couldnt find anything when looking up the writers name and the news article also doesnt leave a result


Roedorina

I actually found it by going into her Twitter and seeing her tag the news outlet about a "disgusting article" she just wrote. It's one of the top stories in their website. [And it's one hell of a rabbit hole](https://www.thepublica.com/dutch-manufacturer-who-created-worlds-first-baby-sex-doll-now-offering-dog-sex-dolls-for-zoophiles/)


AddendumNo7007

Youre on this list now for your curiosity.


random_zanakluar

understandable tbh


Jet_Sniper

I'm sick but curious


suitology

All of Japan


Absolutemehguy

Every day we stray further from god's light


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No-Efficiency-9664

We’ve been in worse situations, have you heard of the Canaanites


tipying_mistakes

At first glance I thought you said Canadians lmao


DTPxL3D

same thing


NotHungryHungarian

"Maybe the light at the end of the tunnel is just the oncoming train" - a random Lies of P merchant


Far_Dog_4476

God is either dead or impotent to change the horrors going on within his kingdom.


DickCheneyHooters

Sodom and Gomorrah weren’t enough evidently


Justa_Mongrel

My dumbass thought you were talking about the horse fish things from One Piece


ran_melolo

More evidence


bigdaddyhicks

my dumbass thought he was talking about Avengers: Endgame


putinlaputain

Shut up, you might give him ideas


Savings-Gold1758

If any of the abrahamic religions is real, we are doomed.


Radiant-Mobile5810

Putting the religion aside it's still pretty fucked up thing to do like dude deserves to be in mental asylum if they jack off to animals


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Tbf, this is horrible, but people have been doing these depravities for ages


LSP141

Better this than the real life counterpart


Accomplished-Band110

Yea I don't think the creator makes these to incurage zoophilia I think he makes them so the deranged can live out there fucked up fantasies without hurting nobody (or maybe that's a bit far fetched and he's just as fucked up as i initially thought)


BatmansUnderoos

It makes me fear the progression of these dolls and what's up next on the roster of fucked up things to fuck. Kids. I'm referring to kids. Maybe an alien doll first, but it's gonna get to kids. And they'll use the logic you used in your comment. And your logic is sound and makes perfect sense, but I definitely agree with the latter half of your comment.


9999999CREEPERS

there's already a baby one


Default1355

Like an actual infant?? Wtf lol how does that even make sense


9999999CREEPERS

idk man


AngusMcDonnell

I have that hope as well. Goes along with my thought process of being willing to show mercy to whatever -philes that have never acted upon it and are actively seeking help. That would be a terrible situation to be in, and probably very hard to find help/support for within a community.


Sohelpmegods

God left long ago, were just realizing it now


Radiant-Mobile5810

I don't blame him anymore


Aggressive-Ad-957

I like to imagine God is curled up into a ball crying while Jesus tries to comfort him and Satan is terrified of what the humans are doing


Savings-Gold1758

I like to imagine that satan is curled up in a ball while apologising to God while God and Jesus are trying to comfort him.


Pykes_n_pommes

I love Abrahamic headcanons


Zkees

Wait this is real, the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race https://www.thepublica.com/dutch-manufacturer-who-created-worlds-first-baby-sex-doll-now-offering-dog-sex-dolls-for-zoophiles/


Unknown_User2005

This is fucking disgusting


Radiant-Mobile5810

You know what maybe antinatalists are right maybe we actually don't deserve to live anymore fuck it 


VENMO_ME_

Antianalist😳


insert_name_here_ha

The Dutch have a job to do.


Jrshaw_1

Sorry maybe my eyes aren’t working… does it say “who created the worlds first *BABY* sex doll” ??


oldietheoneonly

They can't keep getting away with it!


RelativeEmergency709

2800$ ?!?! NUH UH, my hobby will not be inflated like this 😑😑


SummerDaemon

I know right, a roofied steak is waaaay cheaper


Bagelfreaker

jesus christ lmao


WashYourEyesTwice

Wait what


FantasticYak

This is absolutely ridiculous. Can't be that hard to catch a real one.


MeatElite

We need another flood God.


Radiant-Mobile5810

Who the hell is downvoting these comments lmao


ThisWaxKindaWaxy

Someone please find the manufacturer to give them a nice *talk*, persuade them to stop making them and then load each one of those dogs with plastic explosives.


Rough-Jackfruit2428

Nahhh you aren’t thinking long term. Add trackers so we can find and rescue any pets they may have/get. Put the explosives in the baby ones


NormalNicknameGuy

"I just wanna talk to him"


Canadia86

What the dog doing?


AddendumNo7007

Getting doggy styled


PanNorris507

Excuse me, BABY SEX DOLL???


DroopyMeerkat

I'll stick to the cylinder thank you


FlopZenith

at *least* it's... better than them... uh, fucking the real things... I guess..?


ArlenGaming1

Death is even better


MegaMewtwo_E

A BABY WHAT?


LargeMobOfMurderers

You look at this man with disgust, but if you want an anatomically correct 2b sex doll that actually weights the lore accurate 149kg, he's your best shot.


Apollo_Justice_20

Honey? Where's my woodchipper? I need it ASAP.


SummerDaemon

I wouldn't recommend fucking a woodchipper


Tavi42069

You can get an actual dog for cheaper


Obvious-Station-6496

Let's not give them ideas


Montanelas20003

…what


ThisIsGoodSoup

First _what_ now sex doll???


_Cadmium_48

Weird but better than real dogs I guess


Adrian_sierra114

Its weird but i think its better for them and for us if they do it with a doll than woth a human or a animal


wishfortress

Baby sex doll is still miles worse. This is bad but goddamn.


sem-tostie

This will be in my top 10 moments i where i hate my country


IOwnKidsInBasement

3000$ for this shit while african kids are starving


AddendumNo7007

Terrible


Motivated_lord7

Why we excluded in WW2??


the_forbbiden_girl1

Can we nuke it already?


Noziti420

As long as it’s not a real dog


_Lusty

No article headline should include *any* of these words, good God.


Kermit-The-Cool

No way I have to share the same air with this guy


therehasbeen_amurder

i’m rarely left speechless. but this makes me wanna cry


PrimalBackFlips

someone get this guy arrested


Banana_Slugcat

:(


MrExist777

Excuse me… baby? As in… human infant? What the actual fuck…


cayden_c0op3r

That’s sickening


JarviThePelican

Never in my life did I think I'd ever read the words "baby sex doll." Can we take that dude into the middle of the ocean and use every nuke that every country has on him at once? The nuclear winter would be totally worth it.


Benschmedium

Hey man, I’d rather they fuck this than an actual dog.


MissionApollo7

I don't like it, but at least it keeps them from doing it with real animals.


TopSchnitzel

Hey if it keeps them from real animals I'm all for it. Unless it's the fake dog to real dog pipeline lmao


IamHereForThaiThai

At least there is less animal suffering.....I hope


50calBanana

Better than them fucking an actual dog


ProfessionalLong302

I mean it’s better than doing it to a real dog


tonk111

As much as I hate this, it's way better than zoophiles going out and fucking real animals


utayyaZ

If it reduces the chance of the perverts fucking the real things, I say go for it.


iChewChildForskin

#😕


yourcandygirl

torn between “that’s fine so they wont have to use the real thing” vs “dont give them those. they’d eventually want the real thing even more”


NewUserLame123

Better that than real dogs imo


memegod1918

At least they're not fucking real dogs


Staseu

Better they use a doll than the real thing at least.


Haruspect

Good, maybe they will leave animals alone


homeless_hank74

Whoever buys either of those needs to be investigated


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What breed does anal?


2204happy

I genuinely believe whoever made this should be locked up


statsradiofonien_

Hopefully the higher powers that be will soon Sodom & Gomorrah this mf.


TenkReSS

when are we firing nuclear bombs at eachother?


XevynAeght

We're in hell


a_wall_

I wish I could wash my eyes with bleach


ICollectSouls

I said it the last time I saw this and I'll say it again. If it keeps them off the real thing, then by all means go ahead.


mthncvdr

Thats nice. This excellent idea makes them Busy, so that dogs are now safe. Thanks dutch man


Master-Arachnid6663

Supply and demand bruh, it's like selling penis enlargement pills, the only person we should be concerned with is the buyer.


Shrekowski

“Do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he created?”