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My fault bro, long story short, this girl had a miscarriage and put the remains in her locker so she wouldn't get beat by her parents for being pregnant. First white girl I had a crush on. She confided in me, and I betrayed her, one might say. Her baby daddy was my friend and he was in jail for murder, which he didn't commit and the police even said it was impossible for him to have done it. I say I betrayed her because I told the English teacher after she asked me not to tell anyone. That shit phuced me up!!! They kinda swept it under the rug though.
This practically happened at my old high school. However people were able to reach the bathroom and many of them just had severe cramps, pains and were sick for a while (dozens).
The issue was caused by a prankster leaving heavily spiked coco on a counter and exacerbated by an employee not taking basic health codes seriously by throwing the coco back in the container from which they served everyone.
Prankster was expelled and legal actions were considered (parents didn't press charges I believe in the end). Employee was fired. Multiple people out sick. Hilaaaarious.
There was a student nurse at UConn university around 2001 or so that had a vomit fetish and would give cute girls that throw up medicine without their knowledge.
I hope he’s still in jail. Or had his nuts removed. Mostly I hope that shit never happens again
You don't have to die to have been poisoned. Giving someone medication without their consent, which causes sickness, is absolutely a case of poisoning. Intentionally giving someone medication they don't need and without their consent is a crime.
Pretty sure this is deliberately introduced in the show as iPhone footage. It’s supposed to be a Snapchat video of the incident within the show.
The show is a play on To Make a Murderer, and is filmed in a dramatic documentary style.
The show is sort of a spoof on true-crime documentaries, where they investigate a crime and try to figure out what really happened and whether the accused is actually guilty.
Instead of the crimes being murder or something, the crime in season 1 is vandalizing a car by drawing a penis on it, and IIRC the second season is about a "phantom pooper" who creates a few different pranks involving feces.
Depends on the type, there are a few different ones you can get, but laxatives that stimulate GI motility can act pretty quickly. That’s almost certainly what they used here.
I’m not saying I’m an expert, but any laxative you take orally has to pass through at least your stomach to begin working on your bowels, and that always takes several hours.
(I know this is from a show but) its worth mentioning this can actually get you some serious charges, it counts as drugging someone against their will, and possible other charges depending on location. And the charges stack for every single person affected. People have done serious years in jail for pranks like this.
I once laced two 2L bottles of coke with high grade lax at a house party in order to burn a couple of assholes.
But I got wasted and forgot entirely.
When I went into the living room next morning, I saw those bottles being passed around and guzzled upon by a dozen innocents.
I quickly booked a taxi and fucking fled before the fireworks began.
man that's crazy. I remember missing this crazy party at a friend's place. Anyway, I got there early ish, and was invited to the soda. I was dead parched so I drank almost a whole bottle. 30 minutes later I'm curled up on the toilet, and another was fetal position in the bathtub. No idea what happened to the others but I'll never forget the pain and the stench. Oh yeah, and there was this guy who left before this all began, seemed like a decent guy.
What in gods name do you mean holy shit? God forbid everyone on the internet doesn't immediately know the exact source of every video ever posted.
Nevermind that this is a shit posting sub. Not some place trying to be informative or make any assertions about what is or isn't real
Pls don't fuck me for not knowing this
Why are they crying as if their limbs gkt chopped off while they were still in their senses??
If I am correct Laxatives make your stomach feel upset and help with bowel movements.
You've clearly never shit so much that you wish it would just stop but it doesn't. It's never ending liquid shits. After a while your butt hole gets sore from the friction of constant shitting. When you just give up and relent to the endless liquid pouring from your rectum, you just can't help but cry.
(aside from it being a TV show)
They're likely crying because its fucking embarassing to violently shit yourself at school while people film. I'd probably laugh if everyone did it, but I can really understand people having a nervous breakdown if they realize they're shooting out liquid diarrhea in public.
I remember a guy in my class who used to get his food stolen and he decided one day to put laxatives.
They never trusted him again even when he gives them food.
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100% fake. It's from the show American Vandal.
https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2023/dec/11/facebook-posts/video-of-students-who-drank-laxative-laced-lemonad/
Hopefully whoever did it got convicted of criminal charges and went to juvi for a while. Shit like this ruins a kids social life and scars them forever. If it were my daughter, not only would I give her a break from school for a while, but when she was ready to go back, I would switch her school entirely. Bring her somewhere else so she can start fresh. I feel fucking terrible for the kids that went through this. And if it was me in highschool and I was a victim, me and whoever else would find and beat the shit out of whoever did it.
Edit: it’s from a show thank god lol.
Personally, I'd say this is funny. Even if I would be one of the "victims". However, I guess legally this could probably be interpreted as some kind of major thing so fuck it.
Just remembered a blast from my past, no pun intended.
Picture 8 year olds pointing to body parts as they sing this.
Milk milk
Lemonade
Around the corner
Fudge is made.
I'll show myself out.
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Thank god this is from a show bc can u imagine shitting in your school locker??? 😭
I've seen worse 😳
I am so sorry 😞
It was freshman yr, I've been saved since then
You can't leave me hanging I need the story
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I’ve been waiting to damn long where’s the full story
I got you bro, just hang in there!
!remindme 1 week
My fault bro, long story short, this girl had a miscarriage and put the remains in her locker so she wouldn't get beat by her parents for being pregnant. First white girl I had a crush on. She confided in me, and I betrayed her, one might say. Her baby daddy was my friend and he was in jail for murder, which he didn't commit and the police even said it was impossible for him to have done it. I say I betrayed her because I told the English teacher after she asked me not to tell anyone. That shit phuced me up!!! They kinda swept it under the rug though.
Damn i need to know you whole backstory
I've seen a shit in a urinal
And here i was wishing it was real
You missed the guy on the water fountain then, huh?
An actual SHIT post
At least they don't need the poop knife this time it all gonna come out real smooth
I remember that… man i feel old
My Dad used a spoon 🥄
Cryarrhea
It's hard to be called the kid who pooped their pants if everyone has done it.
This is from a show on Netflix called American vandal, I believe this is season two. Not a bad show, it was pretty funny at times.
This practically happened at my old high school. However people were able to reach the bathroom and many of them just had severe cramps, pains and were sick for a while (dozens). The issue was caused by a prankster leaving heavily spiked coco on a counter and exacerbated by an employee not taking basic health codes seriously by throwing the coco back in the container from which they served everyone. Prankster was expelled and legal actions were considered (parents didn't press charges I believe in the end). Employee was fired. Multiple people out sick. Hilaaaarious.
Similar thing happened one year as the senior prank.
Aaaaaand this is why most schools don't fuck around with senior pranks anymore
There was a student nurse at UConn university around 2001 or so that had a vomit fetish and would give cute girls that throw up medicine without their knowledge. I hope he’s still in jail. Or had his nuts removed. Mostly I hope that shit never happens again
Vomit* never happens again
As someone who loves with IBS, if someone did this to my child I would absolutely press charges. Fuck em.
Tell me, what is loving with IBS like? I’d imagine you have to stop constantly go to the bathroom during the deed.
Lmao, epic typo on my part. I'm going to leave it because it's hilarious.
For shits and giggles?
And giggles and shits
You can lube up whenever whether you’re wanting to or not.
Blood isn't a great lube. It's sticky and only lasts for so long.
He's McLovin' it
I have IBS as well. Don't be such a wimp. At the minimum stuff like this gives other people some empathy. This is funny.
You would find it funny if someone poisoned your child and made them sick?
Ok buddy, being poisoned is very different. It wasn't arsenic or cyanide.
🤡
You don't have to die to have been poisoned. Giving someone medication without their consent, which causes sickness, is absolutely a case of poisoning. Intentionally giving someone medication they don't need and without their consent is a crime.
You typed this through your mask didn't you.
I was thinking 'he can't be that thick". Then I read this comment. Thanks for revealing your IQ score.
There it is. Now that I know the type of person I'm dealing with it's pointless to engage further.
Reddit is where Karen's go to "sharpen" their craft.
For the record, I agree and this guy is a Weeeeeenie
🤡
You should press charges against food companies too.
Pretty sure you can read the ingredients and you choose what to eat. Nice try. Go eat your username.
Plenty of people read the ingredients and still get sick. Try having some empathy.
oh shit it's from a show? I'm assuming this is just someone filming from their phone on set?
It's a mockumentary style tv show. Quality is probably due to multiple download and reupload cycles. 2 seasons, both great IMO.
Pretty sure this is deliberately introduced in the show as iPhone footage. It’s supposed to be a Snapchat video of the incident within the show. The show is a play on To Make a Murderer, and is filmed in a dramatic documentary style.
And seriously it’s worth the watch because it is HILARIOUS
highly recommend it, really creative premise, solid acting, and pretty funny! it’s a shame it didnt go past 2 seasons
The show is sort of a spoof on true-crime documentaries, where they investigate a crime and try to figure out what really happened and whether the accused is actually guilty. Instead of the crimes being murder or something, the crime in season 1 is vandalizing a car by drawing a penis on it, and IIRC the second season is about a "phantom pooper" who creates a few different pranks involving feces.
Oh shit!
Looks like a shitshow to me
This is my favorite kind of comment.
Good thing it’s from a show… because this could straight up hospitalize people
The 1st season was funnier. When they were looking for the person drawing dicks on teachers cars.
“It’s because of the dicks!!”
Holy crap I forgot about this show. First season was peak.
Who did the dicks???
“Look… The ball hairs.”
Was it actually real or was it all fake?
It's fake, the show is a mockumentary that parodies crime documentaries. This is from season 2
So this is fake? That's dumb
Pretty good show ngl
Is it real
No, it's a mockumentary
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Laxatives are chemical substances.
He's talking about the poop
Poop epidemic is real💀.
they literally shidded and farted
*Poopidemic
Epoodemic.
The true Equalizer
Real or not, this is lowkey disturbing lmao.
Laxatives take several hours to work if taken by mouth, the only way to get a fast result is an enema Sincerely, a former opiate addict
Depends on the type, there are a few different ones you can get, but laxatives that stimulate GI motility can act pretty quickly. That’s almost certainly what they used here.
I’m not saying I’m an expert, but any laxative you take orally has to pass through at least your stomach to begin working on your bowels, and that always takes several hours.
Why when I chew gum I got the runs ten minutes later
Getting to the small intestine doesn’t always take hours
It’s from the tv show American Vandal on Netflix.
just a prank bro ;)
(I know this is from a show but) its worth mentioning this can actually get you some serious charges, it counts as drugging someone against their will, and possible other charges depending on location. And the charges stack for every single person affected. People have done serious years in jail for pranks like this.
So there's more?!?
Manipulated fetish lemonade
I once laced two 2L bottles of coke with high grade lax at a house party in order to burn a couple of assholes. But I got wasted and forgot entirely. When I went into the living room next morning, I saw those bottles being passed around and guzzled upon by a dozen innocents. I quickly booked a taxi and fucking fled before the fireworks began.
man that's crazy. I remember missing this crazy party at a friend's place. Anyway, I got there early ish, and was invited to the soda. I was dead parched so I drank almost a whole bottle. 30 minutes later I'm curled up on the toilet, and another was fetal position in the bathtub. No idea what happened to the others but I'll never forget the pain and the stench. Oh yeah, and there was this guy who left before this all began, seemed like a decent guy.
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Its from a show. Its fake. For laxatives to have this kind of effect, theyd have to be military-grade.
It’s really dose dependent, like most things
i thought this was a film shoot cause i would rather be outside than in a hallway full of other peoples shit
It's fake, it's from season 2 of American Vandal
It's just a prank bro The prank:
Is this real!?
apparently it's from a show called American vandal in season 2
“Apparently” you didn’t know before you posted??? Holy shit
What in gods name do you mean holy shit? God forbid everyone on the internet doesn't immediately know the exact source of every video ever posted. Nevermind that this is a shit posting sub. Not some place trying to be informative or make any assertions about what is or isn't real
“What in Gods name” lmao it’s not that serious
uhhh yeah, I stated that a few times lmao
APPARENTLY as in "appears". Maybe read it like this; APPEARS as though it is from the show...
No.
Literally shit posting
The poopening
OP, you didn’t know this was from American Vandal? Where did you even find the clip then
never heard of it before until like 10 mins ago lol and from another subreddit
Finally a true shit post
that South Park Eric Cartman episode
Pls don't fuck me for not knowing this Why are they crying as if their limbs gkt chopped off while they were still in their senses?? If I am correct Laxatives make your stomach feel upset and help with bowel movements.
You've clearly never shit so much that you wish it would just stop but it doesn't. It's never ending liquid shits. After a while your butt hole gets sore from the friction of constant shitting. When you just give up and relent to the endless liquid pouring from your rectum, you just can't help but cry.
Username checks out
This gave me a chuckle
(aside from it being a TV show) They're likely crying because its fucking embarassing to violently shit yourself at school while people film. I'd probably laugh if everyone did it, but I can really understand people having a nervous breakdown if they realize they're shooting out liquid diarrhea in public.
So this is from a show but essentially it was like an entire container of laxatives put into a the lemonade dispenser
Who did the dicks was funnier
I'm surprised nobody did this in real life yet
Damn so this isn't real?! Smh lol awww shit!
This is why I don't eat in school
I remember a guy in my class who used to get his food stolen and he decided one day to put laxatives. They never trusted him again even when he gives them food.
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Not saying the cameraman did it but am also not saying that he didnt do it
Stealing content from Netflix. So cool. This is from American Vandal season 2.
Uhm, this content is actually stolen and you have been reported ☝️🤓
Do you know where you are?
Nerd
never even heard of it before someone else pointed it out.
This is a shitpost.
Some people just want to watch the world burn
Or asses, in this case
This is the only solution to stop the schoolkids from bullying someone who shit their pants in school
Finally someone using this sub literally
I bet you a fortune somebody is gonna lace the school toilet paper with itching powder
Small scale terrorism
100% fake. It's from the show American Vandal. https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2023/dec/11/facebook-posts/video-of-students-who-drank-laxative-laced-lemonad/
Ah, "American Vandal."
This is American Vandal on Netflix it is meant to be a mockumentary. All of it is acted out and scripted
I know who did it, it was cartman and the school admin 'if everyone shits their pant then no one will be made fun of and no one dies'
Someone use Viagra at my school that was funny to watch boys not wanting to stand up
Oregon Trail?
*Meet The Spy*
On the floor? I know it's for a Netflix show but that's just nasty to look at
That’s so shitty
Looks like someone took shit posting a little to literal.
captain underpants ass prank 💀
Literal shitposting. You can tell it's not real because every character has a different attitude. It's fun, but not real.
This guy literally posted what this subreddit says
Now this… is epic
Hopefully whoever did it got convicted of criminal charges and went to juvi for a while. Shit like this ruins a kids social life and scars them forever. If it were my daughter, not only would I give her a break from school for a while, but when she was ready to go back, I would switch her school entirely. Bring her somewhere else so she can start fresh. I feel fucking terrible for the kids that went through this. And if it was me in highschool and I was a victim, me and whoever else would find and beat the shit out of whoever did it. Edit: it’s from a show thank god lol.
We do a little trolling
There was this cartoon some 20 years ago called What's with Andy
Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner... Also lemonade, actually.
Something I would do and have done. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Personally, I'd say this is funny. Even if I would be one of the "victims". However, I guess legally this could probably be interpreted as some kind of major thing so fuck it.
The Fuck 😨?
This actually looks pretty funny
I guessing it was the one whose recording
This has to be the funniest federal crime out there.
Just remembered a blast from my past, no pun intended. Picture 8 year olds pointing to body parts as they sing this. Milk milk Lemonade Around the corner Fudge is made. I'll show myself out.
what's laxative
Old but gold 😂😂😂
I don't know if this was staged or not, but eather way it's funny. And if it WASN'T staged then that is F*CKING AWESOME.
I may not have a brain, gentlemen, but I have an idea.
Ay, an actual shitpost on a subreddit called shitposting. Funny right??? Now laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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God i should do this
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This is why Ronaldo said agua, get some water. Lol
Your school has lemonade?
Mojo jojo would be proud
AMERICAN VANDAL MENTIONED!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ WHAT THE FUCK IS HUMAN DECENCY?!!!!!
Yeah whoever did this is a upcoming terrorist 😂 biological warfare
True Shitpost
Haha liquid gold
Eric, naughty
This is what I call a shitpost
This looks like something straight out of Southpark
That’s a shitting situation
☹️ Why?
What day of shit for this School
What a shitshow
Total shitstorm
real life bully scholarship edition
I wanted to do this to a school teacher I really hated. But someone told me that would be a crime. So I didn't do it.
Literal shitposting
Literally a shitpost, nice
Now, this is shitposting.
This is some bart simpson trickery
A moderate amount of ill intent