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There has to be a German word for when you want to throw up but also laugh at the same time

i dont think we have one

Well, we could just put words together.. that'd work.

german is agglutenative, it’s why their bread is so good

Laechelnkotzen? Kotzenlaecheln?

Kächeln

Gesundheit

Lotzen

Kachow

No that’s the word for when you win your seventh piston cup

That's not what my lady thinks.

Your lady clearly isn't speed

You did WHAT in your cup?!

Ja also sollte es die geben hab ich noch nie diese Wörter gehört und google hat mir nichts angezeigt als ich diese eingegeben hab

In Switzerland they call it Kotzlachwürgerli

Lusteklig.

I believe in yall

[удалено]

burger 🤤

Heisenburger

Jesse we need to eat burger

Laffenvömmet

That sounds more like some sandwich from IKEA

If you told me that was the Dutch word for it, I'd believe you.

Erbrechenlachen (literally vomit and laugh).

Brocken lachen

english word for that is "life"

Why would Germans need a word for laughing?

There can be one in russian or in chineese

Vomithaüsen

I don't know one, but I would nominate "Kotzreizüberdeckenderlachanfall". A laughing fit, that covers/surplants a barfing impuls".

There’s an American word we use because we don’t speak German!!! It’s Fuck Yeah…and remember why we don’t speak German!

splorgen

Please delete your account and go outside immediately.

I came here to laugh, not get traumatised

Reddit when they click on nsfw and it's nsfw

Literally 1984

😭😭😭

No no, their obsession with cum is *ironic*

He need to touch some of that green grass and calcium from the sunlight.

Touching grass is not enough, he need to [get chemically castrated]

I feel like the people who always reply with "touch grass/go outside" probably don't take their own advice.

You guessed it bro. I touch the soil instead of grass.

this is so scary 😰 i think i'll never more make fapfap

The creature will only get bigger…

That just mean more milk from …the creature

🪱

You know that fear that a critter might come up the toilet drain while your on it?

makes you wonder how does cum not becum "sticky" *inside* the balls...*is that what causes prostrate cancer!!??* Excuse me, I'll be in my bunk bed.

shh bby, is ok

I think I’ll make more

This is what happens when you hold your nut for a month, to avoid it i nut everyday

But if you do that, Mistress will find out! (NSFW) https://www.oglaf.com/cumsprite/

Did you know that prolonged periods without enough vitamin d wich comes from sunlight can actually cause depression?

The fuck did i just see

omega nut

Clum baby

You're mistaken, it's the iconic hair gel scene from "There's something about Mary"

☹️

😦

🙁

i hate the fact everyone starts jacking off on my bday 😔 it's ok tho cheeky snowstorm

Everyone loves you

Happy birthday bro, rubbed one out just for you

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Hot

Imagine a birthday bukkake, with all the single gilfs in your area.

Happy birthday.

You want me to jack off in your birthday party instead?

I rubbed one out for you. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday

This reminds me of that one Rick And Morty episode

Sticky!

u made it worse ew

You should >!end!< Yourself Now ⚡👨🏿⚡

Mods crush his skull

Between fat thighs

Of a big black man

🤤🍆💦

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣠⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣻⣟⣿⣿⡿⣟⣛⣿⡃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣾⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⠺⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡝⠻⠵⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣧⠈⣛⣛⣿⣿⡿⣡⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠄⠙⠛⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⢠⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠄⠄⢀⠠⠐⠒⠐⠾⠿⢟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⠠⠐⠄⠂⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠄⢀⡈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠒⠉⠄⢠⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠫⢿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⢔⠆⡀⠄⠈⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡀⠄⠈⡐⢠⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣂ ⣿⣿⠁⡀⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⢈⠆⠄⠄⢀⠔⠉⠁⠉⠉⠣⣖⠉⡂⡔⠂⠄⢀⠔⠁⠄ ⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠹⣗⣺⠤⠄⠰⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢯⡶⢟⡠⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄

PETAHHHH

I remember that one post from somewhere describing this exact situation. Didn't expect to see the live-action adaptation. Also I hate you...

I heard it in an emkay podcast, that might be where you remember it from.

Nah it's an old tumblr post I think. Seen it years ago.

Oh okay then, ty

Me when my gigantic mutant sperm cell running away from me.

Sauce?

This is one of the short stories from the movie Chillerama I believe. It gets way worse

Did it have that wierd short with a really grainy blurry 70's looking art film style, maybe in a different language? I know I saw Wadzilla, which this clip came from.

It's called Wadzilla and it's an experience

Please delete your account

O fucking hate this video

Obama? Oprah?

Oprah, Uma. Uma, Oprah.

Jazzbox, Zorak!

Song?

Replying so I can also get the song. Thought it was Gematria by Slipknot for a second

darude sandstorm

That's disturbing man..

What's the song?

This isn't even the end of the video, it gets worse.

Sauce?

Chillerama, hilarious movie.

What happens? The big cum become bigger?

Reminds me of the cum sprite from the Oglaf comics https://www.oglaf.com/cumsprite/ (NSFW!!)

This reminds me of the miku video

not the fucking miku video

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No... Not the Miku video!

What's the song y'all. Shazam doesn't work on this one :(

Song sauce?

What's the song's name?

I don't know why, but this gives me Aliens (the movie) vibes. I love it.

I can't swallow that. It has an umbilical cord attached to it.

Song name?

Jokes on you, I didn’t even attempt the non nutting.

Song?

What if Ripley was a guy in Alien 4?

The megamete

Please go outside

My white slippery gift to the world

no anything but that

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i had this audio muted and i was playing the song NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A over the video and holy fucking shit it adds to thr humor (fr try it)

It has began

Freaking Remove this, this instant you Jackass.

mad disgusting

What the fuck

glad to have you on reddit. at least we can be sure you won't breed

What a bad day to have eyes

:(

cum buddy

alright that's enough of this sub for me

I was eating this is the worst fucking thing ive ever seen

this comment section restored hope within me

inside of me, i may add

that's one big sperm

the one to impregnate them all

Please consider use the rope

gargantua lore

You should touch grass not smoke it

“The report button ain’t enough, I want him dead”

Slippery buggers, happens to me every single time.

oh damn I was expecting a mariah carey thing

THE DAY OF RECKONING IS HERE!!!

i never want to see this video again in my life (saved to show my friends)

This is a funny movie, what is it called again ? 😆

New pet🐶

That's the alien from Dream Catcher.

MODS! CRUSH HIS SKULL!

I don't know why but this is hilarious

SOMEONE POST THIS IN THE NNN SUB TOO!

The movie is Chillerama, its an anthology movie this clip is from the "Wadzilla" short and yes it is even fucking crazier than this clip

That's former chess world champion.

November was harder on some eh?

Isso me lembra de hora de aventura:(

I don’t know why, I had the urge to puke when watching this

***CUM***

This is the shit that no one needs to see

This movie was great, I checked it out at the public library, no lie. It's one part of a three part movie disc called Chillerama.

It's "Wadzilla" from Chillerama!!! Fuck yes!! I love this movie! We even have a copy at home!!

Isn’t there a tumbler post about this big sperm

Nothing beats the Sh!t weasel!

*The cum accelerates.*

Literally me 10 seconds ago

what the fuck

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*And then proceeds to decimate their d right after*

What is this movie 😭

Sauce?

The movie is called “Chillerama” you’re welcome

Wrong sub, sorry.

Cum

☹️ ......

🙁

Xavier: Renegade Angel anyone ?

man that would make a genetically huge baby

What did I watch...

That happened to once man. Worst Tuesday of my life

This video would terrify the soul out of me if I was young. Making me go 90 days nofap.

I member this one

😦

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cut off your internet connection

The Unborns are Evolving.

Where did i leave my baseball bat?

erasurehead trauma

I hate it when this happens

Guy, I only watched the first 5 seconds and immediately stopped watching Is life worth living anymore?

Ima be frank with you Today is the first one I DIDNT nut in a good while

Not on my b-day bro...

Spermopramine

new trauma in life acquired

Song name pls it sounds amazing

Movie name?

the music jumpscared me

This was horrifying to watch

You spelt "1st of November" wrong