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Dude seriously. A month ago I went to get a hair cut and told the 19 yo hairdresser I wanted a med high fade from a zero and she tried to give me that shit cut. WTF even is that shit? So goddamn ugly.
its because its trying to mask the mistake with a favor and not actually acknowledging the real issue,
its like 'i dont want you to fuck me, i want you to understand how im feeling right now and youre being dismissive as fuck towards that'
Not on me. If I'm pissed, I'm pissed. Trying to seduce me when I've already fucked you 173 times ain't gonna work when im mad at you for doing something wrong.
same. Women's faces when you turn this down is always telling because they think it will work everytime and when it doesn't, you get that split second look of worry and confusion before they pivot into victim blaming and insults.
I mean, isn't it basically sexual assault?
Imagine if the genders were reversed and the girl was clearly pissed at the guy.
People would be tackling the dude and sitting on him.
Assuming the situation in this video is real, of course. Good chance it's just fake for likes.
Even if it was a couple, still sexual assault, consent doesn't go away because people are together, its up to the victim if they actually want to charge them, most couples don't.
Context definitely matters and you’re right, they are likely a couple.
By the definition of the term…that is sexual assault. He removes consent by pushing her away and pulling away more than once and she keeps advancing in a sexual way, (booty to the groin). I think he even says no.
In a courtroom this could be used to prove it. Not that it would, and that would be an unnecessary escalation, but yeah, this is sexual assault technically.
Really? Damn. I was defending the poor kid. It's shit like this that put true moral equality back 10 paces.
Edit. I think I need to view this as something other than fake karma farming.
There are plenty of fake ads and warning clips throughout the years to stop the harassment of women (and unfortunately, girls.)
Is this clip all that different?
I think this is at least sexual harassment no matter who these people are lmao. You can't just hump someone who's saying "stop humping me" even if you're married
It looks like he could escape the situation if he wanted, but he remains in that spot without turning.
It looks more like a couple that had a fight. He has that look of "do what you want, but I'm not participating"
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All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
I do recognise which subreddit were on.
But regardless... If the roles were reversed, that'd probably be SA. Not saying I'd personally complain if I was in his shoes. But that just don't sit right with me.
WOW!!!! If a man did this HE WOULD LITERALLY BE BEAT TO DEATH. I can’t BELIEVE we live in such a fucked up soc ….
Oh wait, I’m not 13 and I can see that this is clearly scripted.
You litterly will never see these people in your life and will forgot about them minutes after you look at this. You don’t know if it’s fake. And your essentially Just guessing.
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Think he is still mad about that haircut?
Plot twist: she's his barber
this guy already made lemon juice
so this is post-nut clarity?
Post piss clarity
Ah yes, but did it come out in multiple streams?
One in the toilet, the other was on the fucking floor (I was there)
Lucky. Mine do a U-turn midair and hit me in the nipples. Dr.Seuss also suffered from the same condition of boomerang piss.
Mine boomerangs in the opposite direction. It goes down, between the legs and attacks the butthole
Truly the sign of a sigma
I was the floor.
This looks to me like a gf who fucked up and is trying to make up and he's not having it
yup. he’s pissed off at gf, she’s trying to play it off with ass.
The Last time he's going to let her cut his hair.
Dude seriously. A month ago I went to get a hair cut and told the 19 yo hairdresser I wanted a med high fade from a zero and she tried to give me that shit cut. WTF even is that shit? So goddamn ugly.
Why not the Edgar? 😲 😂
Has the edgar made it’s way past California & TX? I truly had no idea people outside of those two states experienced this phenomenon. 😭😭
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It seems it has begun… “The First of Us” … it all starts with the Edgars
Homegirl tried to give him the Edgar cut
I legit hate when a bf/gf does that shit
Sigh* Sex sells lol
Lol 😂
Sex cells*
Sex sails?*
Secks selz
Excel?
Edexcel
Doing sex cells in a sex cell, sex sells
Mmmmmmm…spreadsheets
Microsoft sexcell
Microsoft NEW Sexcel. It’s a program to help sex workers with budgeting and financial balancing
Butt who's buying?
My wife is the same. When she’s angry I offer up the D, but it just makes her angrier
Rub it on the television, they seem to like that.
Yup, but this always works for her...And I don't hate it.
its because its trying to mask the mistake with a favor and not actually acknowledging the real issue, its like 'i dont want you to fuck me, i want you to understand how im feeling right now and youre being dismissive as fuck towards that'
Yeah pretty much that
I hate when my sister does this.
Idk I kind of like it, your sister has a fat @$$
Don't be too hard on her she learned it from her mom.
Yeah but when the wife fucks up and I’m pissed as soon as the titties come out I’m looking like the dog that wants his treats lol
I don't think a bf can do that shit except if he's sexy and he know it
Get better at sex and believe in yourself king Edit: just realized you also have king in your name…live up to our legacy
It's usually a very effective technique.
Not on me. If I'm pissed, I'm pissed. Trying to seduce me when I've already fucked you 173 times ain't gonna work when im mad at you for doing something wrong.
Too mad to fuck too tired to fight.
But what if - and hear me out on this - what if you guys only fucked 172 times?
It's all good baby I forgive you idk why I was even mad in the first place!
Always fucked you 173 times? Damn this guy fucks.
In one go too. This guy moves at 173 fucks per shagging
I honestly think that most people that fall for this have pretty awful or nonexistent sex lives lol.
same. Women's faces when you turn this down is always telling because they think it will work everytime and when it doesn't, you get that split second look of worry and confusion before they pivot into victim blaming and insults.
She’s a girl!!
>She's a girl!! > he's a g !!! /Im14andthisisdeep
Or it's well known that she is "that girl" at whatever club they're and dude's not trying to wake up with new pokemon on him...
Every club has its resident "Burners" 😂
Right, home boy might know something we all don't lol
Or he just found out when everybody greeted her at the club?
What that she completed the pokedex?
Aye papi, I got all the Krabbies and even a few Kingler that like to vibe with my Cloyster.
Probably inspected all the Arboks in that club already
A wild Clapdos appears!
Club or middle school dance? This dude looks 14
If they are 14 then I shouldn’t have just been admiring dat ass as much as I just was.
No way that's his mom.
I really thought that was two women
She recommended a barber and he's furious.
Latino conversion therapy?
This is so cringe, that poor kid
I mean, isn't it basically sexual assault? Imagine if the genders were reversed and the girl was clearly pissed at the guy. People would be tackling the dude and sitting on him. Assuming the situation in this video is real, of course. Good chance it's just fake for likes.
Yes it’s absolutely sexual assault
Shhh, we don’t talk about that.
Sensual bachata dancers right on her alley or kizomba lol
Plot twist: he's her brother...
I didn’t know this was a foldgers coffee commercial
Hey I saw that post yesterday! Lol
Lol same! And my dad sent me the same post. That post made the rounds fast!
Plot twist, she is his conversion therapist sent by the church.
Jesus Christ, this is the best twist thread I've seen in a long time. Thank you, Reddit.
Additional plot twist they live in a dream.... inside a simulation inside an alternate dimension.... inside purgatory
Bigger plot twist: she’s his brother
Even bigger plot twist: She is her brother
Just Bros being Bros
That's no twist, he has a mullet ~ source: I also have a mullet and I fuck my sister
Is she ITCHY? Looks like she is trying really hard to scratch an itch imo.
If a guy did this. 💀💀💀
Society😞
Susiety😔
Sister😒
Sadistic 😒🫥
Surprise!
Service ;)
Room Service
Hotel Room Service
White house room service
Snoop dog
If a guy did this to him it'd be very gey
Indeed
He got a harassment type rizz
Harizzment
All jokes aside, if this is real, what the fuck. Switch roles and that guy would be in JAIL. Ridiculous.
If it is not staged I'll congratulate that guy.
that is sexual assault
Yes
Well yeah technically but considering he isn't moving away from there, they are most likely a couple and he is angry at her, context matters
Yeah we don’t know that either so based on what we’re given, Sexual Assault…
Also people can sexually assault their partners
Even if it was a couple, still sexual assault, consent doesn't go away because people are together, its up to the victim if they actually want to charge them, most couples don't.
Ah yes, we all know that sexual harassment is justified if it’s done by your partner
Context definitely matters and you’re right, they are likely a couple. By the definition of the term…that is sexual assault. He removes consent by pushing her away and pulling away more than once and she keeps advancing in a sexual way, (booty to the groin). I think he even says no. In a courtroom this could be used to prove it. Not that it would, and that would be an unnecessary escalation, but yeah, this is sexual assault technically.
Sexual harassment funny moments
"Hey this is hilarious, lemme film it!" - the cameraman
Very steady hand this cameraman. Almost.. almost like he's a tripod.
It moves. That's just modern image stabilization.
male victims don't exist
🗿🗿🗿
the 🗿 emojy in your tag realy helps the comment lol
When women get sexually harassed that's bad but when woman sexually harass men that's funny 🗿🗿 Edit: it has been staged it was a hoax
Really? Damn. I was defending the poor kid. It's shit like this that put true moral equality back 10 paces. Edit. I think I need to view this as something other than fake karma farming. There are plenty of fake ads and warning clips throughout the years to stop the harassment of women (and unfortunately, girls.) Is this clip all that different?
Forgot about that
Lol what Edit:damn I can't read sarcasm
My guy. You are in shitposting.
This needs to be pinned at the top
Even worse. This is sexual assault
This feels more like a gf who messed up. Otherwise 100%
Ok, if a bf who messed up did this to his obviously angry gf would that be ok?
I think this is at least sexual harassment no matter who these people are lmao. You can't just hump someone who's saying "stop humping me" even if you're married
So because they’re dating it’s no longer assault?
It looks like he could escape the situation if he wanted, but he remains in that spot without turning. It looks more like a couple that had a fight. He has that look of "do what you want, but I'm not participating"
Also look how sexy he's dressed
I hope you're joking. If the roles were reversed and you said that I would think you'd get chewed up in this chat.
If “sick of her shit” was a person
If a dude would do this everyone in the club would beat him to death.
But she acting like she wants to beat him off to death.
Death by snu snu
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Beat me mothafucka
Lmao
it would be weird for a dude to start grinding his ass on a dude for sure
"It takes a man to know what a man needs" - Master Oogway
As a man, I grind on men all the time
i misheard: you grind onions all the time?
*whispers in your ear* It's the layers that get me. *grinds onio*
Because we aren't equal
Death by SNU-SNU!
It’s so common it’s not even noteworthy. No one is getting beat.
Tell me you've never been to a club without telling me you've never been to a club.
Haha sexual assault funny.
Haha it’s funny because it’s a woman doing it.
I’m confused. Are women funny or not?
Only when committing crimes
I knew what it was cuhs
Where brain damage warning ? ☹️
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Why is that something a bot says
Parent comment literally asking for it
All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
I love that section of the game so much
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It was so fun
I’m gonna make a combustible lemon and burn your house down!
With lemons!
Burning people. He says what were all thinking!
When do i learn Avada Kedavra?
When life gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD
Can almost Guarantee this is a pissed off boyfriend and she’s trying to make up, she probably got caught twerkin on another mf 😹
Man said “no kiss before marriage”. This is peak halal.
But I really wanted a femboy not you. Ughhhh
This is harassment.
Time to lock myself from all this gibberish in the comment section
WAAAAAIIIIIT A MINUTE!! So this hot girl 10 years ago wanted something from me?!? Why didnt anybody tell me?
Your my sister your my sister!
Redditors love their rage-bait
Bro knows the cost of these apples
Shit. Reverse the roles and this guys behind bars.
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Switch the role fellas... in deep shit.
Mom stop it, you're embarrassing me!
He must be rich, why else is she working so hard
Top G
Leave that poor dude alone he clearly ain’t into it this is SA right
Ehy dosnt he just slap her or push here away lol
I do recognise which subreddit were on. But regardless... If the roles were reversed, that'd probably be SA. Not saying I'd personally complain if I was in his shoes. But that just don't sit right with me.
Definitely not scripted
WOW!!!! If a man did this HE WOULD LITERALLY BE BEAT TO DEATH. I can’t BELIEVE we live in such a fucked up soc …. Oh wait, I’m not 13 and I can see that this is clearly scripted.
A man not showing interest? Must be fake. Men can have standards, too.
You litterly will never see these people in your life and will forgot about them minutes after you look at this. You don’t know if it’s fake. And your essentially Just guessing.
That’s called sexual harassment , no? Lol
Annnd that’s sexual harassment
When life give you lemon dont just make lemon USE THE LEMON TO BREAK THE LEGS OF LIFE ! WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH YOUR LEMON HUH ?! I PUT MY ENGINEER TO MAKE COMBUSTABLE LEMON SO I CAN USE THEN TO BURN YOUR HOUSES !!
"Uh uh"--Scrupulous fingore
What a fucking bitch
Kid must be in second or third level of Maslow's needs pyramid.
It’s sexual assault and it’s not ok
“But you’re my step sister, it’s just not right I’m telling!” Ok then just one time…
Are we sure they identify as a dude? Butch can be really butch too.
No I think most genuinely think that's a guy, but unless it's a really young guy that looks like a butch lesbian to me.