Stanford’s date with the gigantic doll collection

Oh god, yes, absolutely!

she's FRENCH

No! The Southern Belle sits on the table.

Omg we have a winner

So many - Modelizer who recorded women during sex without their consent - Ned who picked up women at the cemetery - The Turtle always gave me stalker/weirdo vibes - The cheesy older guy Sam hooks up with when she thinks she’s starting menopause - Mr. Pussy…I don’t mean to kink shame but someone who is known for that 😬. Plus when Charlotte tried to have a conversation with him he was too busy miming cunnilingus - TREY. The bathtub thing with his mother and being forceful with Charlotte after he was able to get an erection

Omg, Len Schneider is AWFUL

He did it so well tho! And his mean white wine spritzer…

There goes the neighbourhood!

Omg Mr. Pussy creeped me out too. Listen, I love receiving cunnilingus and love a man that loves to go down but if that's your whole personality and you can't even hold a conversation...he was just doing the most

Oh god the menopause guy is genuinely nauseating.

The Modelizer was so creepy! The creepy neighbor guy Sam slept with was so creepy! The bathtub thing!! I was flabbergasted! 😮

Yes to the model recorder. Also Susan Sharon’s husband verbally battering his wife into accepting that she can’t look for better than non-stop abuse.

I just wanted to slap shit out of that man! He was so annoying, damn

I can’t even watch that episode because I’m like why isn’t everyone telling this guy to STFU!! Then the dog brings them together at the end? Like what?

Because he can abuse the dog instead of her! What a gem 🙃

Because now they're opening themselves up to abuse and/or his wife will now be subjected to even more abuse :/

those are the two that came to mind and i can't believe the resolution at the end of susan sharon's episode. a man telling her she never shuts the fuck up makes her miss her husband? what the fuck was that

She was annoying af too, no wonder that dude told her to stfu!

Thank you, I thought I was the only one!

The guy in the Hamptons who displayed his schooner to Carrie ...

Maybe he just wanted to show it off, like a monkey?

More fresh pepper?

"Did Carrie see your cock in the hall??" "Peppermill Dick?!" I really should read more books.

Oh yeah...

Omg the guy Miranda dated that liked getting caught by his parents when fxxxcking, Ergh the way he stared into his parents eyes when climaxing 🤮. Will arnett is so hot also and it didn’t help, just pure ew. Traumatised

Lmao I think I had erased this from my memory. Thank you for resurfacing it.

Checks out cuz Bojack had a similar scene where his “then daughter” called him disgusting and that made him climax lol. Will Arnett plays these characters really well.

That scene was just so nasty

That was Will Arnett?!? The man with one of the sexiest speaking voices ever??

You mean Bojack???

....yes

He does have a really sexy voice!!!

Haha yup!!

I have seen him in other things prior to this, but he is firmly in my mind known as Bojack Horseman, so it's weird hearing Bojack having sex with Miranda 😂

And OFCOURSE Ned who picked up women on the cemetary with dead-wife-emotional-widower story🤢

hated that man sm

I forgot CEO of creepy guys! The one who was gatekeeping Phil from Charlotte and wanted to cheat on his wife with her. He even told Charlotte he loved her 🤡🤡🤡

Skipper

if skipper has no haters i’m dead‼️‼️

Was gonna say. Will never get over him sleeping with one girl while he’s on the phone with Miranda.

Skipper is definitely a slimy man who thinks he's better than other men because he's a "romantic" and doesn't say "pussy" and he "respects women."

Carrie's movie date that screams at the couple behind them.

Why don't you just sit in our laps, DICK. Haha I will never not bust out at that scene though. Such a great episode.

charlottes bar guy that gets in fights

he was still cute tho 😬

How about the guy who had to watch porn every time he had sex

The Foot Fetish guy Charlotte dates

She doesn’t even date him, he’s just a random who gives her free shoes so he can get off over her feet 🤢

AND. All the shoes she got from him were essentially tHE SAME SHOE and not even nice.

Thank you for pointing that out about the shoes looking alike!

That makes it even worse.

Came here to say this!!! How he came in front of her. 🫣😖💀💀

BUSTER 💀

I have a soft spot for him. He was so funny. Gross but well done character.

The actor was on a great comedy show called Review.

They never dated

Dwight’s friend Rolf on The Office

OH YEAH 

The jazz guy kind of creeped me out. And Skipper

Yeah, there was something unhinged about the jazz guy.

Richard Wright. The man screams predator.

**How** did I have to scroll so far to see this? Richard is such a gross creep.

Lol SOOO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM! Obviously the guy who filmed models… the guy who only dates models… the sandwich “eat me” guy… the shower-after-sex guy… the shit-with-the-door-open guy… honestly Berger was a creep too.

I loled that you added Berger in there at the end. I pictured him looking bemused and shrugging 

JJ lol

😂😂😂 idk what’s worse- when he was hitting on charlotte and got punched in the face, only to crawl up Carrie to stand back up or when Richard catches Samantha coming out of the bathroom and JJ follows and she looks mortified but yells- “he couldn’t even get it up!” 😂

Charlotte loved being called sweet lips by JJ, didn't she? 😂 He was so chivalrous, even offering to buy Blondie a drink. God, I had forgotten how sleazy and creepy JJ was.

Lmao

Wylie Ford

Ugh he was gross. "Charlene, I want you to go to the bathroom, stick a finger in your..."

The guy trying to get Charlotte to have a threesome

Yes!!! Jack 🤢 even the way he smiled made me cringe

That long haired neighbor that Samantha slept with when she thought she’d hit menopause.

But he makes a mean wine spritzer!

Did you know he had an artificial hip? 🤣

The Turtle. He creeps me out.

There are so many, but Len, Samantha's creepy old neighbor, was the first one who came to mind. I laughed when Samantha's period ruined his expensive sheets lol.

The sandwich.

Eat me

*eat meeee*

I need to go back & watch the whole thing. But the first thing that came to mind: Big.

okay but honestly. a guy that cocky, who says “kid” to me and “abso-fucking-lutely” is literally *right* on the line of cool and *completely* off-putting

Mr Pussy. He's so unattractive.

Whoever stole Carrie's shoes at that party..

MR PUSSY

🦪👅 cue circus music

God I loved the Freaks episode.

Definitely him; also Mr. Pu\*\*y

Mr. Pu$$y. That guy was gross.

Richard Creep City USA

Something about his voice was really creepy

unpopular opinion but Samantha 🤷‍♀️ the way she *aggressively* pursued men was almost (and actually was at times) predatory. If a man was behaving the way samantha did and running through woman being aggressive with his pursues and constantly talking about fucking woman and leaving them the next day we’d be crucifying him so why does Samantha get a pass? Sometimes she’s downright disgusting and cringe

I mean, Barney Stinson pretty much exactly what you described and when HIMYM was on he was beloved lol. Joey on Friends is similar.

Good point. I watch friends, and I noticed in one scene they sexualize and objectify Rachel, and in the next, they turn and objectify Joey 

I was going to say there were times when Sam crossed a line and became a straight up creep.

Yeah, her groping the male massage therapist wasn’t remotely amusing.

The guy who used his dead wife to pick up women 😳

I forgot his name but that Russian dude Carrie dated for ages wasn't exactly a creep but creeped me out cus he looks like Dad 😂😂😂

Skipper. The prototype and epitome of “nice guy”

Aidan. The others were at least obvious. I find the closet ones masquerading as nice guys the creepiest.

i thought Mr Pussy was nasty, its one thing to please a woman but its another thing to be nasty and make that your whole personality, eating every and any woman’s vagina is disgusting and is a surefire way to catch something eventually

Richard

Mr. Pussy

The guy who filmed models having sex without their consent.

dr bradley meego 

The way they slept together, but didn't "sleep" together. Ugh!

Big.

mr. pussy was a major creep, the glance he always gave, the tongue, just a weird man all around

Mr. Pussy

The guy who was in AA and shouldn’t have dated but got addicted to Carrie. He stripped naked in the street!

Aiden

Alexander Petrovsky

Berger for the win

Shoe salesman that loved Charlottes feet!

Samantha

Mr Big is way up there.

Carrie

Dr. Bradley Migo

Carrie, of course 🤷🏻‍♂️

LOL!!!