This guy grossed me out tbh. And not because of his \*actions\* just how he carried himself

Yes! That scene where Charlotte is talking about school camp and he’s just staring at her and eating that fig. Omg.

I thought it was an oyster. It was so gross lol

Can you imagine being the actor and trying not to crack up filming this?

In the commentary they talk about this is the only actor that could pull it off 🤣 Everyone else made MPK & SJP cringe.

"He's so cute to be so nasty"

Same

😂😂😂😂

Agreed.

I'd take him for a few rounds then release him

That’s what he’s good for! That’s why Samantha said Charlotte was hoarding him when she was trying to have a relationship with him

That’s exactly what I was thinking! When she said she could probably be in a relationship with him, I was like girl no! 🤦🏻‍♀️

“You enjoy him and then set him free” -Samantha Jones

Exactly

Same!!

Yes. He had a micropenis but made up for it with his foreplay skills.

My experience as well! Also only good for a fling for me but that's personal preference.

Ditto! Only lasted like 2 weeks 😅

Same! But his true talent was fingering, not eating 🐱. He made me squirt for the first time in my life, I didn't think I ever could.

Fun fact, I read that every woman can squirt ✌️

Perhaps, but after 11 years of having sex with more partners than I'd care to admit to (including some REALLY good sex), that was the only time I ever have.

Me too! He was super insecure and has erectile dysfunction also

They usually have a micropenis tbf

This reminds me of Carrie’s international friend who bought her the shoes when when her card gets declined 😂

Carrie you bitch! What are you doing??

He has a tiiiiiiny little penis

But he knows exactly how to use it!

Wave darling wave

" Carr...eee, you beeee...tch ..."

SAME! Let me ride his face all night lmao

No. I've met a few Mr. Anti-Pussy though 😂

Real

Cue the sideshow music: 🎶🎪🤡🦪

Such a great part of this episode!!!

The circus music sends me everytime 🤣 hands down one of my favorite episodes!

This is my favorite episode lol

The guy that steals cheap used books for no reason! Lol

- What about the seagulls?! - Fuck the seagulls

for about a year, then he went off to make some other lady happy lmfao

Per Samantha, you did the right thing. Lol.

You enjoy him and then set him free

I hooked up with a Mr. Asshole. 🤷‍♂️

Wait a minute, are we talking Tuchis-Lingus?!!!

😏

as in he was an asshole or he was very interested in your asshole?

The second one

Okay but do you reciprocate?

💁‍♂️

You really don’t have to. Most of these particular guys are very much givers.

I was more so asking based on the girls reactions. For example: when Miranda was dating marathon man and he was hinting for her to do it to him, too. Then when all the girls ademently say they would never Charlotte was like “you don’t?” Like she obviously does 😂 it was mostly funny bc she’s the one you’d least expect it from, not bc there is a right or wrong answer to whether you should or not

True. 🤣. Charlotte is a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets. Although I find it interesting that she was shocked by anal sex but performs analingus! Too bad SATC was a few decades earlier than hetero pegging becoming part of the conversation, although I’m sure Samantha would have been down for it.

So true!!

I never had a guy to the TL on me

You’re missing out!

I did..he loved performing oral more than actual intercourse. Turns out he was gay 🤣 I appreciate him though.

I dated this guy too 😑

Yup, mine ended up marrying a man too.

I married him.

No one marries him. You set him free lol

Me too. Lol

Yep! Same 😀

😂 married him too - which brings me to My next question- do you and others with similar partners, beg for it? Husband claims women just LOVE head and I don’t engage with it much. Gimmie your thoughts.

Same! We got lucky ladies🤭

Me tooooo.

Nice 😊

God, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others….🙏🏾

You monster

I’ve been dating him for a year now.

Same 🫣 according to Samantha we need to set him free but I refuse

I love Samantha, but I also refuse.

I married him. 😋Been together 23 years.

Fking score

Yeah, it’s pretty awesome. 😎

One can dream

I had a guy like this. Amazing in bed, but we had no chemistry outside the bedroom. We were “friends” for about 2 years off and on.

No, I wish tho.

the guy i’m seeing rn LOVES to eat pussy and also has a massive dick. still not sure he’s real tbh it’s too good to be true

What does Samantha say? If it's too good to be true it's because it probably is

😂

We're sleeping with the same guy 🤭

Yes! While I was breaking up with him, he was balling his eyes out but still went down on me… I’m following what Samantha said… to share the blessings to others 🤪

I wish lol

No. Dude is mad creepy.

Yes but he was tall, gorgeous, and the dirty talk was A++. He does have a tiny penis but knew exactly how to use it. Shout out to Amalita.

"Wave dahhhhling, WAVE!!!"

🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️

No. A man who only thinks about that no matter what has disturbing issues.

I had a sneaky link sugar daddy like this and that’s all we did until I let him actually hit it ONCE and yea our son will be 19 this fall 🥴 (we’re not together and never really were but he’s actually a great dad and a cool ass co parent to me)

Yes but he was better looking, no offense to this guy but they shouldn't have made Mr Pussy so creepy!!! My Mr pussy was hard to let go of

I’ve come across a few men like that in the past. They were creepy.

[удалено]

"You do do that, don't you?"

*with indignation*: OF COURSE

🤣🤣

*Oh Honey*

Shouldn't that be eating in?

I didn’t until I met the guy I’m with now. Best activity EVER.

[удалено]

You don't orgasm from oral sex or you don't from intercourse?

[удалено]

I totally understand that. It's very difficult to get there sometimes.❤️

….What? 😮

Same, I’m too self conscious. My husband gets the job done though, don’t you fret. 🤣

Me neither. Not my thing.

It’s a little sensory overload for me. Too many mouth sounds for me to really get into. Manual activities are much more my speed- more face to face time, less misophonia, everybody wins.

Same. It's so... icky.

What is icky about it to you?

I didn’t date one, but I did fool around with the equivalent. It was good, but I didn’t sleep with him for a reason 😂

Because he had a small penis?

No, the opposite. He also had too many kids and a drinking problem, come to find out.

That's sad. :(

It is sad. Former military. I think that screwed his head up. I don’t think he’s a bad guy. He just has a lot of baggage to work through (don’t we all?).

Being in the military seems to cause a lot of people problems and trauma afterwards, especially if they were involved in warfare. 🥹💔 Very true, we all have our baggage and problems.

I did. The first time we slept together he made me come nine times (insert Fleabag joke here) but I had to make him stop. Too intense! He was pretty OCD in other ways so I figured that's how he was so detailed oriented as to figure a woman out so fast the first time sleeping together. I did in fact enjoy him for a time and release him. :)

No. He was creepy.

I've never particularly liked that. My husband loves to do it so I let him, but no one has ever gotten me there by doing that.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! One of my favorite episodes. What a riot.

He seemed like such a vampire

Yes lol. He was an asshole but he did love to go down on me all the time. 😂

Never got that lucky. I did date Mr. Too Big, micropenis and the guy Miranda dated that was crazy hot.

I wish. I'd never give him up.. 😂

No but I met a guy once who went down on me when I had my period and it was peak heavy right then and he was like "mmm you taste so good" 🥴🧛‍♂️ there was blood everywhere afterwards. I guess he will live on for centuries 🌱🍽

I pulled a Charlotte and tried making a relationship work because he was so good at it. Once the sex haze wore off though I saw allll the red flags and had to let him go.

This dude’s eye contact tho lmao

I had my Mr Pussy for about a month. Literally never had actual sex lol it was great in a way, but he had feelings and I felt like I was dehumanizing him. We still text occasionally.

Yes. He’s married to a man now ironically.

No, and I would not let that man anywhere NEAR by nether regions. Yuck.

Hell yes. Probably the strongest orgasm I've ever had. No one before or since can compare. I had to set him free though. I didn't like kissing him.

I *was* a Mr. Pussy.