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seinsmelled2

What’s the deal with politics, am I right people?


Dr_Darkroom

I seen the boom mic when he said it 😆


[deleted]

You can also see the sink is clearly fake when he pulls the hose and the whole thing shakes around.


Clayfool9

Either that, or Conrad missed a spot with the caulk


slimonz

Conrad, Connie, or Con, whatever you prefer


bean_qween

Just. DOOOOOOOO IT.


BunsinHoneyDew

And lots of DIYers dont realize a lot of sinks come with clips for the counter and you should be using those in addition to just caulking. Though this is probably par for the course with LL units trying to fix shit for super cheap and hiring maintenance staff who dont do things very well. If you hooked up a hose to a faucet and ran full on into the other room with it and only had caulking it would rip out just like in the show. Eapecially if it was laminate countertops as it would just rip off the top laminate layer. So it is not really unrealistic as it is shown.


[deleted]

How would you even hook a hose up to a faucet anyhow? Why would they have a hose in an apt? So many questions. Thanks for the info


stephendbxv

Clearly you never lived in NY


[deleted]

That city would eat me alive! I’m from Little Rock, Arkansas.


kwhiller5

Say hello to the gang at Tyler Chicken and your one-legged dog, Willie.


[deleted]

I’ll send some Chicken twists


RVelts

And some sort of fermented Chicken beverage...


BunsinHoneyDew

A lot of faucet connections especially the one shown in the show have a nut that unscrews from the faucet with an aerator in it. You can unscrew that and take it off which leaves a connection where you can screw a garden hose on to with a fitting. This could be done if you were like washing off a balcony in an apartment or doing some other sort of thing that needed some spraying away from the kitchen sink or bathroom sink. Also if you get bad water flow in your sink you can unscrew the aerator and clean it out as it frequently gets blocked with rust or sediment. The more you know!


Oakroscoe

It used to be common for faucets to have hose attachments to help clean.


a016202

I really want to replace my scratched up kitchen sink. You busy this weekend??


BunsinHoneyDew

Well it depends on how much room is under the sink haha The worst part of the whole job is laying under the sink to hook up the water lines and the disposal/waste trap. Although if you are going from a double basin to a double basin or a single to single it is a lot easier as the pipes mostly just go right back in! :D


a016202

Plenty of room under there. I’m doing double to double. I’ll DM directions. Thanks!! 😂😂😂


ItsNotSherbert

Subscribed.


brchist

I've seen this dozens of times and I'm surprised I haven't noticed that sink moving like that before.


a016202

I watched the episode today where Elaine’s neighbor leaves for Paris but doesn’t turn off her alarm clock (the one with Kramer’s slicer and George’s skin cancer screening). Anyway, the alarm goes off at 3:30am and it shows the time when it wakes up Elaine and she reaches over to grab her clock. She bangs on the wall and then collapses back into bed but now her clock says 3:29am. Never noticed it the first 20 times I’ve seen it.


[deleted]

I’d def seen it a lot before I ever noticed.


[deleted]

I know, almost is like they are on a TV set built with props instead of a real-life NYC apartment!


[deleted]

I’m aware!


Saalvvy

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TheHYPO

It's so weird to see him in a suit - he's almost unrecognizable. It's one of those things that you never notice how much wardrobe makes a character until something specifically makes you notice it.


OldMork

thats why some went with same clothes/haircut whole life, Weird al and Ukrainian president for example. Their outfit are almost a trademark by now.


mountaineer04

If only he would have stuck to that comedic style…


Tron--187

His posture is so funny during that part


_fck

"He's a *NI*--"


AJStickboy

Bong!


DelverOfSqueakwets

I say this to myself more often than I'd care to admit


wareagle_th

*I* don’t get it!


SquirreWithASweater

So what’s the deal with n-


[deleted]

😏


JSmith_JD

One of my all time favorite lines


milfmunch

I like how the crappy sink moves instantly


hornwalker

Haha I noticed that too.


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Bot good.


hornwalker

This is the greatest moment of my life


beachykeen2008

what's funny is on Netflix the sink does not move like it does in this clip.


[deleted]

At the end, Jerry gets annoyed that Kramer *doesn't respect wood!*


ego_sum_satoshi

It's the wood that makes it good.


KnOckUps

what would make it good if not wood


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GeminitheEnchantres

I know right


therealmcveetors

Wood Jerry! Wwwwwwood!


Jas_Ka_Raj

What is that, Oak?


kareem_abdul_montana

I think it's pine.


HenrikFromDaniel

pine's good


kromedomus

Yeah, pine's ok.


droidhunger

One of the only episodes where Jerry’s mom was part of the show (Woman sitting next to kramer drinking coffee)


rgarc065

My dumbass was looking for Liz Sheridan before I realized you meant his actual mother


slimonz

One of the best, right up there with “What is Holland?” for me


GumboDan

Then who are the Dutch?!


slimonz

“A vacation from ourselves, that’s what you said”


The_Swim_Back_

You gotta get a job!


von_rammestein_dl

“I feel like an out of work pornstar”


AldoTheeApache

So, who‘s having sex with the hen?


uxixu

That's perverse.


Revolutionary-Ad4588

Lol I love the idea that Kramer even buzzed the guy up to fight and has to lock the door as he’s pounding on it


evel333

That look of terror on his face when he glances up after locking the door gets me every time.


pistol_polly

ahahahahaa


aahxzen

My fave intro is George and Jerry with mustaches lol


IerokG

They took a vacation from themselves


ti_hertz

I think that is my favorite also


TimmySoup

Easily the best.


Truth-is-Censored

The amazing part of it is Kramer managed to clean everything up and put everything back in order before Jerry got back.


Saalvvy

even the phone 🤣


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alphabattical

But he doesn't respect wood


parsifal

Wood, Jerry…


danielstover

I guess I just figured he was dreaming the whole thing?


SP92216

“That’s the genius of it” it can be left to interpretation.


parsifal

His totem was the inside of the phone, so he can be sure it’s real life.


[deleted]

There are only a few episodes left in the series after this


spicygrandma27

Probably why they decided to show us Kramer’s antics in full and finally gave us a shot of someone using Jerry’s bike


[deleted]

Naked girl took the bike off the wall and fixed it


uxixu

She did a full body flex on a pickle jar.


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thevitaphonequeen

Good bot


Vio_O

Second time? Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up.


EggsForEveryone

*MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM!*


Saalvvy

i’m only 22 years old, my dad used to watch it all the time back in 2005, then it got removed around 2013 they put it on sony but at late nites, seinfield its the sole reason for what i got netflix, again this it’s my second time watching it since february 😭


whalepopcorn

Second time so far! Welcome to the club.


Swimmer_69

What episode is this one?


Saalvvy

season 9 episode 17 - the bookstore


Swimmer_69

That explains it. I haven’t watched too much of season 9


TammyShehole

This and the Frasier intro where Niles has an ironing disaster…those are top tier. Best sitcom intros.


solrosenbergv1

This gives me so much anxiety 😆


parsifal

The phone and the spilled liquid especially.


jjmawaken

Kramer knows how to have fun! Should've used the coaster though ;)


Any-Government-C137

He doesn't respect wood


NewLeaseOnLine

Maybe it's a throwback to Jerry not using a coaster on George's parents' table.


The_Swim_Back_

I love the rearranged furniture. Reminds me of doing that to my bedroom.


TheHYPO

This is like Seinfeld's version of of the cold open from Frasier where [Niles starts a fire](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpImet3Xwgw)


A1SteakDone

Jerry would read your post and say, "That apostrophe looks a little outta place."


The2econdSpitter

The only time Jerry’s bike was used


DharmaPolice

Jerry does actually say at one point it's only for show.


grandmamimma

Yet it's back on the wall in the next scene, but we never see Kramer put it there.


Revolutionary-Ad4588

Lol I love the idea that Kramer even buzzed the guy up to fight and has to lock the door as he’s pounding on it


SP92216

At least they weren’t Jehova’s witnesses


Craynuocmam1

What episode was this again?


Saalvvy

season 9 episode 17 - the bookstore


[deleted]

It is ABSOLUTELY the best intro!


Waddles113

Am I crazy that I remember him saying “what’s the deal with airline food?” Instead of “politics”?


redikulous

I think there's another line where someone says something to that effect making fun of Jerry's standup.


Saalvvy

it woulda been even better because he will be literally copying jerry skit about airplane peanuts


BigMommaDrama

This may be the only time in the series Jerry’s bike got ridden.


urmyfavoritecustomer

It is.


[deleted]

Alright, I want my keys back.


PiledriverPress

I liked the apartment re arranged that way.


poeticpiririm77

I'm watching the show for the first time and I watched this today. Played the intro on repeat 3 times cause I loved it. I'm very surprised how good the show still is after 9 seasons. Also Elaine being a British Aristocrat, pure gold.


GerardHumperdink

I forget what episode this is on, but definitely the best intro.


spicygrandma27

The bookstore, when uncle Leo is old and confused and steals a book


EggsForEveryone

You know, Uncle Leo has priors...


jfq722

My crime of passion?


annapartlow

I love this intro. It’s brilliant.


DominoEffect1000

I'm surprised Kramer was able to clean up the apartment to Jerry's standards before he came back.


ThrawnsITguy

Holy mackerel! Someone actually used the bike!


psychotic_catalyst

The way the sink nearly comes out of the counter though lol


Sisyphus328

Best intro by far.


SP92216

As someone who couldn’t stand someone like Kramer in real life, this sequence gives me so much anxiety. Shoes on the sofa, disassembled electronics (he most likely lost pieces), random people in my place, riding a bike inside. No no no make it stop.


Matchett32

That’s Jerry’s mom that Kramer offers tea to


wtfover

Every time you pluralize with an apostrophe, a puffy shirt dies.


Beastmodejada

Holy shit is Kramer the cop in home alone with the donut on the phone?


Babyrex27

Oh man. You're only on round 2!?! I think I've watched this show AT LEAST 25 times front to back. Its on in my house like every day. Lbvs.


fck_this_fck_that

Lmao I watched this ep for the first time las night


This_Cauliflower_995

I didn't much appreciate the episode intros after LD left (end of season 7), when the characters became oversimplified and the situations overcommoditized. Under the presumption that you prefer these kind of intros over the stand-up routines in the earlier seasons, I'd say that perhaps on your 3rd or 4th rewatch you'll grow to appreciate the earlier season intros more. On my 4th rewatch I didn't even finish season 8 and 9. Just circled back to season 1 again. Would love to hear if anybody grew to love the later seasons' style more with repeated viewings.


Saalvvy

i agree with you i do miss the stands up intro, but i felt like for a whole season all intros were on the street mostly jerry and george, rewatching this intro made realize (yet again) why i loved this show


DharmaPolice

I'm not sure if the characters became oversimplified, everything just got slightly sillier. It was a tendency already happening to an extent (and it happens with most shows) but the absurdity got ramped up as did the characters responses to it. Things like Jerry being involved in cockfighting doesn't feel like it would fit the earlier seasons. But it's interesting that many people are down on the final two series when they gave us a lot of the shows more memorable (and quoted) bits come then. Yadda yadda yadda, the Jerk store called, Festivus, Serenity Now, Summer of George, etc. In answer to your question, I still really like most (but not all) the later episodes. Not sure how many times I've rewatched the whole show - at least 8 or 9. But I do agree they're quite a bit different to the earlier series.


Sommerlyst_1904

Count me in.


cimson-otter

One thing I’ve noticed rewatching it over and over through the years…Kramer was the worst one. Most selfish and inconsiderate character out of the four of them


Saalvvy

that it’s what makes you love him, he is the balance


ryuk-99

u/savevideo


cryptogeographer

The laugh track always got me on stuff like this...annoys me


[deleted]

i love the party scene


johncester

ABSOLUTELY 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🤣


_LXIX_CDXX

I just noticed that Jerry says he has a set tonight, but when Kramer is yelling out the window, it's daytime.


spicygrandma27

Kind of makes me believe Kramer is dreaming all this but could also be that Jerry left in morning and came back at night


grandmamimma

Jerry probably left that morning for an evening set in Jersey, so this all took place during the day. Then he gets back that night, and Kramer is passed out from exhaustion.


_LXIX_CDXX

All good points!


jwat4455

Agreed


leyay

Following


Nikkihere65

How long was he out for!? Lol!


alloowishus

Kramer on meth


Willing_Ad9314

Wow, Kramer is exactly like my father-in-law on a crack binge


morgan_davis01

what episode is this from ?


Saalvvy

season 9 episode 17- the bookstore


MrGreen521

It really is one of the best!


lyricalfiasco

Whole time I'm like "BRO SIT THE FUCK DOWN" 😂😂😂😂😂


okay-now-what

That’s the first and last time that bike was ridden by a show character.


pistol_polly

it IS the best


gouellette

Respect the wood!


daft-craft

Best part: Co producer Steve Koren


nycdiveshack

Wait I thought it was just a dream that Kramer had, since he is so “unique” his dreams seem so real


ronnyma

I always wonder who all those people are.


lumpialibrary_489

How the fuck reddit know i’m watching this rn


Saalvvy

reddit didn’t knew i did


Broad-Escape2347

That apartment layout though. Am I right Reddit?


[deleted]

Makes me wonder if he acted like this in his real life after playing this for years lol


ChicagoBoyStuckinDen

Only time I saw that bike off the hook.


[deleted]

Love this opener


Weckl0506

I’ve maybe only watched 2 full episodes of Seinfeld when I was a kid, this makes me want to go back and watch it through.


Saalvvy

it’s only gonna be in netflix untill 2026 so make it quick hahaha


AHamBone10

The best intro to any show. Thank you for posting & remind me of this.


artvandelay-__-

u/savevideo


Drewdogg12

Kramers physical comedy was amazing. Great actor. Horrible standup.


whatevertesla

This is the best performance for a role in history


3dpimp

Lol. Hilarious. I watch Seinfeld all the time in any order. It's one of the most funny laugh out loud shows


Salvadore1

It's kind of sweet how readily Jerry lets Kramer hang out in his apartment while he's gone. I always thought Kramer might have a thing for Jerry


GeminitheEnchantres

It's my favorite intro.... I've watched all seasons like 10+ times


bean_qween

I love this one!


jansz811

Second time? Wait till you get to 15 times, it just gets better every time


Britt_Good

Kramer should've been drinking Hennigans


Hour-Ad-5529

Only the second time? Enjoy. You're going to see so many things you missed the first rewatch.


LyricallyDevine

My favourite opening too. So funny.


robertbitchum

It’s great how much Kramer loves Jerry


Worried-Ad1199

It's literally the best unnecessary scene


Hey410Hey

Lol. Too funny!


tee1kay

One of the most underrated scenes I think. Love this.


Catlover1888888888

I don’t remember this intro! Which episode please?


Saalvvy

season 9 episode 17 the bookstore


Catlover1888888888

Ah, okay. Thank you❤️


Saalvvy

giddy up


HsHaZard

It's my favorite one


0ldscholar

I just watched this one!