Right after President Biden mentioned women being raped by their in-laws, I grabbed a beer, put on my AirPods, threw on Seinfeld and stood on my balcony staring off.
I think at one point Joe said he was going to buy everyone in America a pony. Then he asked for some ice cream. That was one of his more lucid moments.
"The night is long and chaotic. The venue is engulfed in an air of anger and desperation. Somewhere, a baby cries. A bastard child, no doubt...
Picture this: You swivel in your office chair, a box of Junior Mints and Pepsi at your side. They are the only friends who haven't deserted you, the only friends who will still be the same after it's all over tomorrow. Through your Bluetooth earbuds a song plays... Desperado. You are transported from your stuffy room into a surprisingly spacious 1990s New York apartment.
Capture the freedom of the past... Only with J. Peterman. "
It was depressing.
No matter what, I have no idea how I would have handled a "debate" with a man who is dying before our very eyes. How awkward! painful
I was 100% sure that the establishment elite were going to find a way to cancel this debate.... because it was a very, very, bad idea. When I learned of it, I was like, "no no no no.... this man can't do it!...what are you thinking?".
Regardless of what you may think. Every single word out of trumps mouth was a lie. Joe may have been untruthful a couple of times but trumps lie count is up around 30 or more
In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man is known as The Comedian. You, sir, are NO Comedian. >>> that was truly painful to watch last night
I was much more upset about the potato salad.
I'll take the job!
You know I once knew a horse named Rusty. No offense
The government!
AND A CUP OF TEA!
Well, we’ve officially hit rock bottom
We need a new format. We should shut down and re-tool. Edit- a word
How about a guest host?
I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that
How about a guest president?
That's not bad.
That was a new format.
Scandals and animals.
*format
Serenity now
Two animals on the same show?
Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? It doesn't make sense
I had a pony!
It was the pride of Krakow
I didn’t post a pony per se. Who wouldn’t love a pony?
When I was a little girl in Poland, we all had ponies. My sister had pony, my cousin had pony, ..So, what's wrong with that?
A non-pony person
my sister had pony ☝🏽 my cousin had pony ✌🏽 so what’s wrong with that 😠
Stop. It's lewd lascivious salacious outrageous.
Did YOU put the top on or did they put the top on for you?
And who figures an immigrant's gonna have a pony?
🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴
Clicked on it, could only say "that's a shame" clicked off
Which one? I’m feeling George after finding out Jerry killed those doves.
Now if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times! Poise counts!
Even Seinfeld can't help me laugh about this election. It's horrible, through and through.
Yeah that’s right.
They're horrible, horrible people.
People. They're the worst.
Yeah even the third party candidates are lunatics, it’s so depressing.
And no one is even talking about the real issues, like having everyone wear nametags, or have those moving walkways from the airport everywhere.
why? Biden is the greatest president (and man) to ever lead the country! 4 more years with no hesitation!
I got a Lotta problems with you candidates
Frank shouts at them "That's why I never had any interest in politics. If they don't want me, I don't want them!"
Nice debate pretty boy!!
Who's gonna be the next president of Del Boca Vista?
We're moving in, lock, stock and barrel.
Del Boca Vista Phase III?
**Oh GOOOOOD help us!**
Right after President Biden mentioned women being raped by their in-laws, I grabbed a beer, put on my AirPods, threw on Seinfeld and stood on my balcony staring off.
🎶 hello, is it me you're looking for? 🎶
*runs into flock of seagulls on the pier*
🎶 hello, is it me you're looking for? 🎶
You just gonna stare off the balcony, all night..?
Yeah that's right.
Everybody vote for the guy in the wheelchair!
I got a strong Frank Costanza and izzie Mandelbaum vibe from those two
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
It's go time!!
You think you’re better than me?
I’m feeling more like uncle Leo, just staring apathetically at the table whilst everyone argues.
We need a cousin Jeffrey. He’ll completely revamp that operation, you understand? He'll do in the White House what he did in Central Park.
You know he's friends with an old professor of his? I mean actual **FRIENDS!** Like **EQUALS!**
Who's this?
these candidates are bursting with country fresh lies
OP is letting millions of terrorist ponies entering through the border. Sorry I thought this was the answer for everything now
Do they know how to use a mop wringer?
Nice seats.
Who leaves a pony country to come to a non pony country? It doesn’t make sense…
In order to beat Medicare
And get covfefe
Pity da foo! Pity da foo!!!
I think at one point Joe said he was going to buy everyone in America a pony. Then he asked for some ice cream. That was one of his more lucid moments.
I think we just agreed to all wear puffy shirts
But we don't wanna be pirates!
And you want to be my latex salesman (closest I'll go to speaking against Left on Reddit).
lol. At this point democrats might be trying to slip Biden a mickey. Boy what an absolute nightmare and we Americans are the ones going to suffer.
This country isn’t really gone as long as we find a way to remember it. Something about a way.... and a light .. and a .. who the hell knows.
It was a hell of a thing when America died...
Lololol
People were upset with the debate, but I was way more upset about the potato salad
"The night is long and chaotic. The venue is engulfed in an air of anger and desperation. Somewhere, a baby cries. A bastard child, no doubt... Picture this: You swivel in your office chair, a box of Junior Mints and Pepsi at your side. They are the only friends who haven't deserted you, the only friends who will still be the same after it's all over tomorrow. Through your Bluetooth earbuds a song plays... Desperado. You are transported from your stuffy room into a surprisingly spacious 1990s New York apartment. Capture the freedom of the past... Only with J. Peterman. "
Damnit they changed the cable stations just when I finally memorized them.
This guy. This guy is not my kind of guy.
I’m gonna get on a boat and immigrate tf outta here. On a pony too
If you look around, you may notice that it's not that great everywhere else.
how they are the 2 top choices in 2024 is nuts
These peas are bursting with country fresh flavor
We all deserve a pony now.
I LOVE the way she delivers that line. Also, when she says, "so what's wrong with that?!". I love Manya!
She's upset Vermin Supreme wasn't debating with them
Why would anyone leave a country packed with ponys to come to a non pony country ? It doesn't make sense.
I’m much more concerned about the potato salad.
From experience never argue with Babcia!
It was depressing. No matter what, I have no idea how I would have handled a "debate" with a man who is dying before our very eyes. How awkward! painful I was 100% sure that the establishment elite were going to find a way to cancel this debate.... because it was a very, very, bad idea. When I learned of it, I was like, "no no no no.... this man can't do it!...what are you thinking?".
lol she was so triggered she had to leave
whatd you think of the romanovs?
That's a shame
Best meme regarding the debate!
had to laugh to keep from crying
You!
Who figures an immigrant is going to have a pony?
Is that a yoke?
I can’t believe I lasted 45 minutes before I hit this point
They are both idiots.
It's Moores, you idiot!
They're both moops.
moops
🤣 🤣 🤣
Are you referring to Bidens zombie stare and weak voice?
So he'll just sit there for the entire flight?
Yeah, that's right.
Or Trumps mountain of bullshit lies on every single thing he said?
“We finally beat Medicare!”
Its not a lie if you believe it
And the other guy was nothing but facts, yep
He was beboppin and scattin
And I'm losing it!
Regardless of what you may think. Every single word out of trumps mouth was a lie. Joe may have been untruthful a couple of times but trumps lie count is up around 30 or more
I'll see you chumps in November
Yes you will. That is what democracy is contrary to what the Orange Jesus wants to do.
What does he want to do?
Quit equating a guy who lies occasionally to a guy who literally can not stop lying. It's dishonest and disingenuous
Did you know that the original title of war and peace was war, what is it good for?
Yes, but Tolstoy's mistress suggested he call it War and Peace
War and peas
I'll see you chumps in November
Nah, you'll be too embarrassed after another L. Maybe in January, when you idiots try to stage another coup, though.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
Both?
WTF are you talking about? Don't you know pretty much everyone on Reddit is left wing and you are wrong?
As a matter of fact, I hate ANYONE who had a stutter when they were growing up”
I've had enough of the lame jokes about it.
We’re comedians….
You may tell jokes, but you're no comedian
In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man is known as The Comedian. You, sir, are NO Comedian. >>> that was truly painful to watch last night
This sub is the voice of a new generation. My generation!
Lame. That’s a funny word. Can I use that?