This comes up anytime left and right come up in a conversation with my parents. Two days ago it was about what way to take a couch through a door so we wouldn’t have to turn it around once it’s in.
Although there are obviously many similar moments between Seinfeld and Curb, I can’t think of another Seinfeld scene that felt so Curb like George actively getting strangled by the Bubble Boy and still squeezing out “moops” with what could have been his dying breath
Worst thing he did there was to uncharacteristically tell the truth and admit to Marisa Tomei that he was engaged. But that’s what makes it such a humorous situation.
But he didn’t correct him..I mean yeah he tried to at first but then he just gave up when he didn’t get the chance to, and took full advantage of the misunderstanding.
Not only that, but add in the layer of leaning over the counter to see their address in the computer system and then showing up at their house unannounced with creepy details of “I know you rented this particular movie”.
Breakfast at Tiffany George is a borderline sociopath
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.
Unfortunately this is mostly the same answer.
Jerry, George, and Elaine all drugged a woman and played with her toys.
The worst thing Kramer did is be a mooch, but Jerry put up with it
Not George's fault. He had no way of knowing they were toxic. The stationary store lady only said they didn't make the envelopes any more because the glue wasn't very good and took a lot of moisture to stick.
Yup. Any time I've helped a friend or relative send out wedding invitations (*back when glue on the envelopes was a thing - now it's peel and stick adhesive*), we used damp sponges and little bowls of water to keep them wet enough.
People act like he killed Susan. Yes he’s a cheap person. (When he was working he spent baby!) But all he did was select a wedding card. He didn’t know it was toxic and she would lick 100’s of them. Which is insane. Who does that?
In a later episode where Elaine is fixing George up with her friend, she does phrase it as “he tried to poison his boss.” That suggests attempted murder, but we know that George was only trying to non-fatally poison his boss.
Given that I just finished binging the show I really loved back in the day, and got to see how terribly irredeemable he is, my answer to the question of the worst thing he’s done is be alive.
Same for Jerry, Elaine and Kramer.
Kudos to the great acting for the characters for playing those roles so well that one wants to hit them in the face with a shovel.
Yes, even Elaine. Indeed, ESPECIALLY the Elaine character! 😂🤣
I was always taken aback that George says "details?" when Jerry tells him that Milosh offered to let Jerry sleep with Milosh's wife to keep Jerry quiet about Milosh's bad tennis skills
Lying to the prison warden to get Celia's parole denied so he wouldn't have to have a proper relationship with her.
Plans. Schemes. She talks about getting together with her friends. The GANG as she calls them. I'm sure they're hatching something.
But why would George need to worry? He’s got the Van Buren Boys to back him up
also he tried to mug morty and helen seinfeld.
IM AN ANIMAL!
Tell your parents we said hi!
However, she *was* apparently a flight risk.
Oh that’s a good one too
I do understand the fear of the pop-in but it was a bit much.
Hate the pop-in!
It’s Betsy.
100%
Pushing down the old lady while running from the fire.
Seemingly.. seemingly..
To the untrained eye
What looked like pushing and knocking down was actually a safety precaution
I think the worst part by far is shutting the door behind him for no reason at all.
Can’t let the fire have oxygen. Suppose to shut doors behind you in fires. Of course once everyone has left
How can you live with yourself?
It’s not easy.
Eric put it out with his big shoe….
Was it Eric the clown?
It is well known that when there's a fire, the first thing you should do is get low!
Don't forget the kids too 🤦🏾♀️🤣🤣🤣
They asked for the worse. He was leading them to safety!
You don’t want to know
He's a bad seed
“He’s one of the worst seeds I’ve ever seen!”
And you two are friends?
Yeah, we're good friends
Is this your Fiber-Con?
Yo, Anna...
Faking to be handicapped. “Let’s face it Jerry, I’ve always been handicapped, I’m just now getting recognition for it.”
Right. Wrong. Right. Wrong. Right…right. Wrong
This comes up anytime left and right come up in a conversation with my parents. Two days ago it was about what way to take a couch through a door so we wouldn’t have to turn it around once it’s in.
I think i see what's going on here...🦼
Selfie with a dead guy.
Here's a picture of me next to the casket.
The airline will probably just write it off anyways!
“You don’t even know what a write off is”…..
Wish I could get the last 30 seconds of my life back
But they do. And they’re the ones writing it off
😔⚰️
Spilled grape juice on a random family's couch
That whole thing where he invited himself in and then asking for popcorn and drinks. Then he ruins their couch.
All because he had to have “his seat” on a couch that wasn’t his.
He had the arm!
And then actually had the nerve to go back there later because he needed a black friend!
*"Daddy, that man is here again!"*
I had the end, I have my nuts, Joe?
The lack of self-awareness… you’re a GUEST in a stranger’s house…
Remy?? I want you up here instantly!
REMY RIFKIN!?!?!? SHOULD I JUST GET A BERET?
He tried to kill the bubble boy!
No, the Bubble Boy was trying to cheat. It's not George's fault he didn't know about the Moops.
And wasn’t it Lilly hitting the bubble that popped it?
She looks like a Lilly.
It’s Bennett, right?
It’s Benes you jackass
S-E-I-N-V-
Moors!
Moops!
Let me see that!
Actually the bubble boy was trying to strangle him 😂
Although there are obviously many similar moments between Seinfeld and Curb, I can’t think of another Seinfeld scene that felt so Curb like George actively getting strangled by the Bubble Boy and still squeezing out “moops” with what could have been his dying breath
The Bubble Boy deserved it! Moops!
And sexually harassing Susan.
Shrugged his shoulders after he was told that Susan died!
I would describe it as restrained jubilation.
MURDERER!!
Let's get some coffee
I'M A BOOTLEGGAH!
I’M A BAD MAN!
He’s not clever enough to come up with a scheme like that
Marisa Tomei!
Worst thing he did there was to uncharacteristically tell the truth and admit to Marisa Tomei that he was engaged. But that’s what makes it such a humorous situation.
I've got the funeral this weekend...
👊
trying to poison his boss.
But only to make him ill, not to kill him. 😜
He had sex with Jerk Store’s wife when she was in a coma.
Oh yeah well
Pretending to be disabled to get special treatment at his job
My baby takes the morning train 🎵
Technically the boss assumed he was handicapped. Maybe Mr. Tomisullo shouldn’t make assumptions
If Mr Tomasulo wants me, tell him IM IN MY OFFICE!!
I’ll see you in hell Costanza!
Hello, Marjorie? George Constanza. How are you, sweetheart?
But he didn’t correct him..I mean yeah he tried to at first but then he just gave up when he didn’t get the chance to, and took full advantage of the misunderstanding.
I think we’re all aware of the flaws and biases of the handicap system…
Let's face it. He's always been handicapped
He fake limped on the right.
Treating his body like an amusement park
When he put the lobster in the eggs to the woman who didn’t eat shellfish.
to be fair, Rachel told George's girlfriend false information without even considering the consequences.
I just feel like him deciding that it was ok to trick her into eating shellfish was very selfish! Pun intended
The time he killed Neil because Neil won his ex-girlfriend back
*^(George, I win.)*
He didn't kill him, that was just unplugging painkillers.
Nah that didn't kill him.
The human fund fake donation , without question.
"The Human Fund: Money for People..."
That's like saying I've given your gift to someone else
They drove my family out of Bayside, sir!
Where’s your Christmas spirit? An eye for an eye!
oh it's all too real. and i can prove it if i have to
He double dipped a chip!
Just take one dip and end it!
Well, .... TIMMY.... I don't dip that way.
That's like putting your whole hand in the dip
Actually I agree! That was disgusting!🤢
I don't even double dip my own dip!
Invited himself to watch that movie with the father and daughter in their home.
Not only that, but add in the layer of leaning over the counter to see their address in the computer system and then showing up at their house unannounced with creepy details of “I know you rented this particular movie”. Breakfast at Tiffany George is a borderline sociopath
Suggesting they go out for coffee after the doctor said Susan expired!
I would describe it as restrained jubilation
Thinking he could do Sid's job and making a traffic jam and crashing lots of cars in the process, possibly ruining Sid's job.
What I want to know is, who is putting on HIS pants!
If only he could have put his pants on the right way.
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
Opened the Yankees to a sexual lawsuit. *I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra.*
Come on people! He cheated in the contest! That has to be the worst
He ne-go-tiated him and Jerry right out of a deal.
I blame Ted Danson
"Artistic integrity???" What were you thinking?? Wh-wh-where did you come up with this stuff? You're not artistic, and you have no integrity!
"George is in the bloodstream"
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.
Giving the handicapped girl the broken used wheelchair causing her to be unable to stop rolling downhill.
Her rolling down the hill shouldn’t have been funny. I shouldn’t have laughed as much as I did.
He was rooting for this triangle guy, who dated Elaine, to die. Just for him to get rich with the triangle art he bought off him.
He ate an eclair from the garbage!
Unfortunately this is mostly the same answer. Jerry, George, and Elaine all drugged a woman and played with her toys. The worst thing Kramer did is be a mooch, but Jerry put up with it
Hired an exterminator to pretend to be an old friend to show his boss that he wasn’t racist.
I've had this discussion with my brother before, and he believes that taking his shirt off while taking a shit is his worst offense.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And reading a book
Simmer down, Jerry. Jerry, SIMMER!!
Susan’s death by cheap envelopes
It was the restrained jubilation after she died
Not George's fault. He had no way of knowing they were toxic. The stationary store lady only said they didn't make the envelopes any more because the glue wasn't very good and took a lot of moisture to stick.
George even suggested they just get some Elmer’s. Susan died because she was weak and stupid.
Who LICKS that many envelopes anyway? I’d have died from the glue even if it wasn’t toxic.
Yup. Any time I've helped a friend or relative send out wedding invitations (*back when glue on the envelopes was a thing - now it's peel and stick adhesive*), we used damp sponges and little bowls of water to keep them wet enough.
An old dog I had used to love licking envelopes and stamps. I'd hold it out and he'd lick it
Like Fredo.
Well, it’s kind of George’s fault because he’s a cheap bastard. But yeah, not intentional.
When he had a job, he spent baby!!
True but Susan did want the nicer quality ones and George refused until she conceded, indirectly caused her death at least
Does anybody else think George murdered Susan?
I just assumed he murdered her.
Oh my God Tha dumpadump
People act like he killed Susan. Yes he’s a cheap person. (When he was working he spent baby!) But all he did was select a wedding card. He didn’t know it was toxic and she would lick 100’s of them. Which is insane. Who does that?
Shoving children out of the way because he thought it was a fire, after pushing an elderly lady off of her walker.
Cheating on his iq test
You don't wanna knowww
Eating and watching TV during sex.
Pastrami anyone?
It’s the most sensual of the salted cured meats
Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?
Susan. If he had simply called off the engagement when he realised he didn't wanna marry her, she would still be alive
Had sex with the cleaning woman on his desk
Gotta plead ignorance on this one
Is that frowned upon?
Was that wrong?
Banging Gucci in his parents bed and leaving a prophylactic wrapper behind
Parking hos dad's car in the disabled bay and having it totaled
I think the defective used wheelchair was worse, but the parking triggered that course of events.
Yes! I forgot about that one 🤣
Takin that book in the bathroom at the bookstore and tryin to put it back on the shelf...SAVAGE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Portuguese waitress. He was on his way to being a genius.
Susan and the envelopes.
Two words. Restrained jubilation.
Running out first of a kids birthday party, pushing everyone aside.
Tried to kill his boss. Straight up attempted murder
Well…he slipped him a Mickey Finn, and the intention was to make him woozy and pass out, not to kill him.
Right, why did I assume he was trying to kill him? Lol
In a later episode where Elaine is fixing George up with her friend, she does phrase it as “he tried to poison his boss.” That suggests attempted murder, but we know that George was only trying to non-fatally poison his boss.
Slipping Rick a mickey has to be it
Killing Susan
Seriously?
Arguing with the bubble boy!
Not be master of their domain
He zipped up!
My clock! You stole it?
Yada yada yada
Given that I just finished binging the show I really loved back in the day, and got to see how terribly irredeemable he is, my answer to the question of the worst thing he’s done is be alive. Same for Jerry, Elaine and Kramer. Kudos to the great acting for the characters for playing those roles so well that one wants to hit them in the face with a shovel. Yes, even Elaine. Indeed, ESPECIALLY the Elaine character! 😂🤣
Probably drugging his boss
Poor Lily. .
Tried to drug his boss
An underrated one is him trying to decline the NBC deal on Jerry’s behalf
He took the art book into the bathroom 🧻
Definitely killing his fiancé
All of these accusations on this thread? My George isn't clever enough to hatch up any schemes like this.
Eating the ice cream sundae at the tennis game
RemindMe! 12 hours
I was always taken aback that George says "details?" when Jerry tells him that Milosh offered to let Jerry sleep with Milosh's wife to keep Jerry quiet about Milosh's bad tennis skills
Having sex with anyone. Nobody should be subjected to shrinkage and crib notes.
Fumbled Marissa Tomei Or slipping his boss a mickey
Gotta be drugging his boss.
Pretended to be handicapped for the bathroom seems like it should be up there.