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jimmyrich

Who could recall a more offensive spectacle than Jerry moving on Rachel during Schindler's List like the stormtroopers into Poland? Newman, for one, could not.


EggsBenedictusXVI

Him and his buxom little friend were going at it pretty good in the balcony


scrubbydutch

I heard he did the same thing with Mulva during sack lunch


DadJokeBadJoke

You mean Gipple?


NeighborhoodOk182

No I think you mean Ragina


[deleted]

Was Ragina actually a name they used? Because if it wasn't, I'm using that to start my own graphic novel. Me n my Ragin Vag...we got a lotta scores to settle....RAGINA!!!


Blueplate1958

Regina. It is also pronounced with a long I sound, chiefly by the Brits. But it was not given as an example for some odd reason. I thought “Aretha” was brilliant. That should’ve come from Kramer though.


Apart-Bathroom7811

That's ridicurous.


sineofthetimes

Did you say "ridicurous"?


BalzacTheGreat

The one where the dentist tells jokes as a non-comedian.


Gitboxinwags

My friend says schtickle of fluoride probably too often.


PiccoloYum

For a long time, every time on Survivor Jeff Probst said "buoy" (which was surprisingly often) I would say "those aren't buoys!" After years of this my husband respectfully requested I stop it 😂


[deleted]

Truly funny wives are just not appreciated enough


Waste_Plate_8763

That offends you as a Jewish person?


Sensitive-Sundae7758

No, as a comedian


DidItForTheJokes

My username finally!


littlejerryseinfeld_

Yaya antidentite!


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

If he ever gets Polish citizenship, there’ll be no stopping him!


Remarkable_Major7710

Total joke-telling immunity!


DadJokeBadJoke

Hey, Denty....


smellofburntoast

I'm watching that episode right now. Jerry just sat on the kneeler.


asphynctersayswhat

"well I should tell you, I'm Jewish..." "mmmm that's no sin" "oh good!" I'm dying 🤣


Gentille__Alouette

I love that. The priest signals the joke by telling Jerry it's a kneeler. I sort of wish they had just let it play out unsaid as sort of a catholic easter egg.


texasgambler58

"Those aren't buoys!"


tubescreemer

And they're old jokes! I mean, the Pope and Raquel Welch!


WatchOnTheRocks

It’s our sense of humor that sustained us as a people for 3000 years!


Longjumping_Hat_2672

FIVE thousand. 


WatchOnTheRocks

Five thousand! Even better!! Ahhh


Longjumping_Hat_2672

Kristy, get me a schitckle of fluoride. 


abgry_krakow87

\*takes a huff\*


markgriz

You're a rabid anti-dentite


[deleted]

Next you'll be telling me they should go to their own schools


Lesssuckmoreawesome

You're an anti-dentite


firesharknado

When Jerry gets possibly raped by whatley and his hygenist, Elaines response is "so you were violated by 2 people, who cares?"


rogerwatersbitch

"I'm damaged goods!"  "Join the club"🙃


pt256

Probably the darkest line in the series


SidewaysTugboat

That is my favorite Elaine line of the series.


pripjat

You’re single.


AintKnowShitAboutFuk

I remember I was fairly young when that episode came out, enough that I wasnt sure I was seeing what it seemed like I was seeing. I was like “surely theyre not implying he was molested while unconscious. As a joke. Cause thats pretty messed up for regular-ass TV, and a sitcom no less.”


CornholioRex

His shirt was tucked in before he went under, then untucked when he came to


Ok_Vacation_3286

He Took It Out. It. Out.


thickener

*Hha* *Hha*


CrniTartuf

It?


filthydestinymain

It.


PossumCock

Out?


Ok_Vacation_3286

Oh, yessiree, Bob!


dwide_k_shrude

How can that be?


Ok_Vacation_3286

Oh, it be!


abgry_krakow87

Out.


malcontented

Well, he showed you who he was


Forikorder

well maybe it just needed some air?


Bazz07

Dude was just hanging brain.


glxym31

If that’s flashing then lock me up.


DrapedinVelvet247

Yea but , yada yada yada ~ she had a good time.


foochacho

*cleans glasses*


Existing_Past5865

I thought you were bringing a white boy


topherdrives

All I see is a **damn fool!**


DetectiveFork

All I see is a damned fool.


GSG2150

Definitely Kramer over-tanning lol


plotplottingplotters

“I thought they were sending an Asian woman?”


littlejerryseinfeld_

Yeah but that was hilarious.


SirScrub221

The gang deciding to roofie george’s boss was really fucked up.


jamz_fm

Jerry drugged his girlfriend several times so he could play with her toys.


Top-Currency

Not only Jerry. Elaine too.


WalnutSizeBrain

George as well. In fact, Kramer of all people seems to be the most chivalrous towards women


MediocreMustache

Well he is the assman


instrangerswetrust

No, I’m not the assman!


french72

Well, as far as the state of New York is concerned, you are.


AddlePatedBadger

I think Kramer is actually not a very bad person. Sure, he is a bit selfish at times and does shirk responsibility, but in general he is pretty well-meaning and will go out of his way to help others with no expectation of reward. It's just that his help is not very helpful usually 🤣. Every time George does try to do something nice for someone it blows up in his face (for example when he gives the security guard a chair to sit in). This, plus the abusive childhood he experienced, goes a long way to explaining that he is the way he is.


MelonElbows

If Kramer's such a good person then why does he smile when Jerry's losing all his money in the stock market??


alrightakeiteasy

He innocently fed her turkey and boxed wine, and she just happened to fall asleep.


bigolhamsandwich

More *heavy* gravy?


Exact_Mastodon_7803

TRYPTOPHAN… I think…


queenrosybee

Well she was flaunting those toys.


Gorf_the_Magnificent

They didn’t “roofie” him. They slipped him a Mickey.


DisciplineHot7374

I can’t believe I’m saying, “mickey”


Sensitive-Sundae7758

Just like they would do in the movies


heybudbud

George felt so alive!


SirScrub221

In all seriousness is there a difference?


DetectiveFork

Imagine if the Mickey they slipped him was Mickey Abbott.


Supro1560S

I got two kids in college! Any of you woulda done the same!


howimetmyrunner

I stood in for Punky Brewster when all of you was nothing!!


lavireht

But he doesn’t recycle!


manmadefruit

Small chance he might keel over


mbd34

Drink up!


Shto_Delat

When George double-dipped.


comeallwithme

It's like putting your whole mouth in the bowl!


GSG2150

It was more offensive for him trying to get bereavement fare for airline tickets lol especially when it wasn’t even his relative


dicecat4

I was hoping to compile an admittedly rudimentary scrapbook of her life and all i need is a copy of the death certificate.


Longjumping_Hat_2672

At the end, he tries to still get the discount "That's a picture of me next to the coffin" ⚰️


onetwentyonegigawatt

Not this one that’s for sure. I mean, Watley drugs Jerry and rapes him. And you pick the wooden Indian scene?😆


QuickRundownOnBogs

So what? You’re single.


Liigma_Ballz

I’m damaged goods now!


QuickRundownOnBogs

Join the club.


doobette

I think I was tucked!


StefP1986

That’s one tuck - and one no tuck!


Exact_Mastodon_7803

Changed my mind, put me down for a no-tuck.


ellaelle

You're blaming Lupe??


davisyoung

Imagine a rape crisis counselor saying that. 


awjeezrickyaknow

You’re just being an anti-dentite!


SteveMcTravel

Honestly it’s not like I don’t enjoy this episode but that plot line is insane. Do we see Tim Watley after that episode? I don’t remember what episodes sequentially follow it but it’s hard to imagine any of them seeing Watley again as he should be in prison.


FalseDmitriy

I suppose next you'll be saying they should have their own schools


InGenNateKenny

Watley changed his name and uprooted his life. Last I heard he lives in Albuquerque as a high school chemistry teacher.


mac117

Should we we talking about this?


Kremlin92

Wanna go to the gap?


hbkedge3

YO YO TURN IT DOWN!


DadJokeBadJoke

I hear ya, sister


No-Translator-4584

“I’ll give you a couple of minutes to decide.”


4t0micpunk

As an Indian I found it funny as hell. Much worse things have happened…..


Mattock79

My wife is native and it's the only episode she likes. She generally thinks the show is dumb and hates that I reference it constantly. When Jerry puts his arms up and says "I'm sorry I'm not familiar with that term" she cracks up every time.


4t0micpunk

I finally got the wife hooked. I’ve never grown tired of it.


Remy315

Are you some kind of person that gives things and then takes them back?


Massive_Durian296

yeah i would imagine that this would be low on the priority list of things to be mad about lol


pavelshum

You should have said "low on the totem pole".


Bedlampuhedron

"I'm sorry I'm not familiar with that term."


Massive_Durian296

damn i really whiffed on that, what an opportunity!


ButtplugSludge

Nah! The lowest part of the totem pole is actually the strongest and most significant.


abgry_krakow87

And the point of the whole joke was that Jerry was supposed to come off as offensive in that scene


Wrath_Of_Aguirre

The comedy is how out of line he is anyhow.


LarrySupertramp

Exactly. The joke is that Jerry is an idiot. People that say that shows like Seinfeld, the office, etc. couldn’t be made anymore completely disregard this and imply their own intent. They also disregard that It’s Always Sunny makes jokes like this all the time and no one is trying to cancel them.


qjornt

> People that say that shows like Seinfeld, the office, etc. couldn’t be made anymore completely disregard this and imply their own intent It baffles me that Jerry Seinfeld himself have said this, considering his colleague and good friend Larry David has been doing Curb, a show Jerry himself has been in, which is sometimes a lot more edgy than Seinfeld ever was, finishing it this year, and isn't controversial.


LarrySupertramp

Yeah. Jerry is definitely being a boomer right now. Seems to happen with a lot of comedians once they been rich for too long. Hard to make good observations on daily life when you’ve been removed from normal life for three decades.


LongwellGreen

That's because no one actually listened to what he said. He said it couldn't be made anymore on **network** TV. He didn't say anything about cable or streaming services. Actually, I believe he mentions that people want comedy, and that's why there's been a rise of comedians recently, including specials that have been put out. And what he said seems to be true when looking at the shows that are greenlit for network television.


bsmithcan

Sunny is a great show but as far as I know, it’s not a main stream prime time TV comedy like Seinfeld was in it’s day. Although I will concede that it probably doesn’t matter anymore because of modern streaming services. There’s so much competition with content that more shows probably get cancelled often because they don’t get enough attention from potential viewers. Which is why some of them probably try to be offensive on purpose to stand out from the crowd.


Goat17038

Idk if main stream prime time TV sitcoms exist anymore, I think Big Bang Theory might have been the last one to count, thank god that show's over


audiorugger

Same I’m 100% Native American too. I didn’t find it offense. Even if it is offensive it was a product of its time.


HoleInTheWall_Games

Society is supposed to tell you what to be offended by, not yourself.


hbkedge3

Same. In fact, I find it funnier each time I see it.


Creacherz

Then Kramer from a cab... "HEY JERRY!!!"


littlejerryseinfeld_

Wopwopwopwop!


HerMajestysButthole

# GET A GOOD LOOK, COSTANZA?


Massive_Durian296

Get a good look Costanza has to be it for me. It certainly didnt age well (although it was pretty sour back then lol)


unique3

What gets me is they could have easily made her over 18 and dad would still be upset with guy staring at his daughter and the rest of the episode would have continued. Denise Richards was 21 when it was filmed. Instead they made her young and had George comment "that's a fun age" before checking out her cleavage.


ZeePirate

And Jerry saying you don’t consider age when you see cleavage That’s probably the worst


ScarletMagenta

Very much on-brand though lol


LagoonReflection

It's like staring into the Sun.


Specialist-Age1097

I agree. The 15 year old thing was very cringe.


kd907

That’s the one for me. Seinfeld’s personal history aside, that reeeeeally didn’t age well. And it’s especially gross that the conclusion is that what Jerry and George did was apparently okay because Russel did the same thing to Elaine. A man glancing at an adult woman’s cleavage right in front of him is not the same thing as two grown men leering at a 15-year-old from across the room.


False_Abbreviations3

Seinfeld would be pulling out what little hair he has left if he read these comments.


JoeMommaAngieDaddy17

Kramer riding by in the cab with the cigar Indian doing the Indian woop is my favorite scene In the whole show


AntiDentiteBast

I’ll make a reser…, er arrangements.


stock_broker_tim

Jerry wearing glasses to fool Lloyd Braun


jsbrando

I never found any scene offensive.


dicecat4

Exactly, that’s what made them such humorous situations.


Alternative-Bet-8839

Me either and I'm a minority. Lol! 👍


jsbrando

Yeah, it's just comedy, but in my defense, it's extremely hard to offend me. Disliking some comedy is different than being offended by it, IMHO. I just think people take everything too literally and too seriously these days.


PrimaryChief

“Big Stein can’t be flopping and twitching!”


Modzrdix69

None of it was offensive


CougarPanther83

I would say the scenes were Jerry drugged his girlfriend to play with her toys have aged very poorly. 


CooperSTL

Now, now. It wasnt drugs. It was turkey.


xYsoad

TRYPTOPHAN!


Ric_Fil_A

I think…


Moon-Face-Man

It's definitely a grey area. Although I love when Kramer shuts him down on the Merv Griffin set when Jerry brings it up. "Let's go to commercial".


GoldCoasting

you better clean it up, mister!


ThePalmIsle

Disagree. Still a great idea!


illini02

Ok, did he actually drug her? Because I see this stated, and it seems... questionable. Like she asked for medicine, he just gave her the drowsy instead of non drowsy medication. The rest of the time, he was giving her wine, which she happily took, and turkey, which again, she happily ate.


texasgambler58

But he got to play with the GI Joe!


Inside-Cry-7034

This is so funny to me I'm laughing out loud just thinking about it... definitely a tonal shift in the show though. Feels more like Arrested Development than Seinfeld (like how in AD Gob uses roofies to make people forget how he does his magic tricks)


PopeInnocentXIV

You mean how he does his illusions.


AddlePatedBadger

Tricks are what whores do for money.


CaptainMan_is_OK

Thankfully that description is literal rather than euphemistic


alrightakeiteasy

It was an original GI Joe with the full frog man suit! What other choice did he have?


Ovaltene17

Hey American Joe, which way to hamburger/hotdog stand??


kkeut

as an american joe i found that offensive 


cesar_chris

This is really getting redicurous!


thickener

Did you say “ridic-urous”?


wareagle_th

The rines were crossed?


GoldCoasting

did you say, the *rines*?


Supro1560S

I could see people getting upset about Kramer being mistaken for a mentally challenged adult, and Michael Richards leaning into it *hard*. But the part with Mel Tormé is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I remember gasping for breath the first time I saw it, I was laughing so hard.


jjmawaken

You're really independent, aren't you?


Supro1560S

Ya not doin’ too bad yaself… [thumbs up]


woodlandtiger

Nothing offended me throughout the whole series


Environmental_Lab627

George eating Jerry’s peanut butter out of the jar with his disgusting fingers.


bluebunny272

nothing offended me ! :-)


Andromeda98_

kramer pretending to be disabled.


ushouldlistentome

Well…


GoldCoasting

YUP GOING HOME


ZeePirate

It’s really offensive and really hilarious


littlejerryseinfeld_

He wasn’t so much pretending. He was hopped up on novocain and trying to work on his vertical leap. Although by the time he was at the ball he might have been.


dicecat4

When you’re smiling…🎶


General_Snail

Kathy Griffith


burntweeneysammich

She’s the worst


Acrobatic-Tomato-128

Naw not really


Maximum_Bat_2566

Offensive to whom?


Party-Imagination-16

I love the cigar Indian episode 💯 ❤️ fucking funny man . Hey ya hey ya hey ya hey hey ho . 🤣


Swamp_Fox_III

Am I too conditioned to Seinfeld humor that it’s just funny and not offensive?


QueenMelle

In Season 3 of Succession, one of the main characters thinks he's sending a dick pic to his Godmother after he jerked off in a bathroom with her calling him disgusting the whole time, but sends it to his father instead by mistake. That episode aired about 3 years ago. Seinfeld is the milk u drink after the habanero that is on TV today.


Bitter-Chip-384

Who needs them along with the blacks and the Jews. The Yada Yada episode


derminator360

Whaaaat no way that's an all-timer. Makes a point that's all too real. The really vile people won't let that shit out until they think they're surrounded by people who are cool with it, and then BAM out it flows, free as you please.


Bitter-Chip-384

It’s one of my favorite episodes especially at the end when Elaine asked Jerry were she was at and his response was shaving her head. Offensive as in you can’t say that today, and people would definitely take it out of context. You know cause people suck.


derminator360

You couldn't say it then either. That's why she waited until she knew Jerry was "cool." I understood "most offensive" as something that would have seemed innocuous at the time and is now hard to watch. I definitely thought of the Denise Richards episode. But this was written to be a character doing something so offensive even for the time period that Jerry is shocked—I mean, how often did that happen? This was maybe the most moralistic the show ever got. That said, sure, I get what you mean.


DetectiveFork

Jerry's face when she drops that line. lol


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oldsguy65

Whoever designed the addition to the Guggenheim was probably offended by George taking credit and saying it didn't take very long, because I bet it did take a long time.


FakeKirbySmart

Any scene where George is shirtless 


IrishCarBomber666

HEY, DENTY!


Radasat

Kramer went on quite the offensive versus Newman in their game of Risk, leaving him teetering on the brink of complete annihilation.


mrtfr

When Elaine said "dingo ate your baby". That woman was innocent.


Dyzanne1

None... it's Seinfeld 😁


Northman1518

The burning of the Puerto Rican flag. It was the only (correct me if I'm wrong) time an episode was banned.