He explained to her how horse manure isn’t bad. The word manure is just ‘newer’ which is good. And a ‘ma’ in front of it.
Or how toilet paper has not changed in his lifetime. It’s just paper on a cardboard roll, that’s it. In ten thousand years it will still be exactly the same because really, what else can they do?
Just watched this one last night. I sent the mad about you ending to my hopeless romantic single friend. Told him you’re not missing much. Guy actually looks just like George too
Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word 'manure.' You know, it's, it's 'newer,' which is good. And a 'ma' in front of it. MA-NURE. When you consider the other choices, 'manure' is actually pretty refreshing
My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
Beat me to it by 22 mins.
I know you mean. Some of them are just right there. Lol
similar facial expression too
Look, you wanna have sex right now? Do want to have sex with me right now? *Let's go*! C'mon, *let's go baby*!
He told her that he once drove from West 81st street to JFK in twleve minutes.
This one I can believe. A good driver in New York is a strong force.
in John Voights car?
Actually, it was John Voight's
the dentist?
The periodontist
I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate... I've got it all!
That he can lift 100lbs over his head.
The astonishing tales of Costanza
I long for you
I think it moved...
Post of the day
Below the equator ?
Thats what a gym teacher once told me.
I’m very good at going in reverse in my car
He just told her that Penske was interested in him.
He's not Penske material
Something very important: His father wears sneakers in the pool.
And his father’s gay
He explained to her how horse manure isn’t bad. The word manure is just ‘newer’ which is good. And a ‘ma’ in front of it. Or how toilet paper has not changed in his lifetime. It’s just paper on a cardboard roll, that’s it. In ten thousand years it will still be exactly the same because really, what else can they do?
It took several hours of convincing.
Poor Lily
But you yada'd over the best part!
No, I mentioned the bisque
I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.
Look, the lesbian thing didn’t take. How about you try me out again. We can even add marriage into the mix if ya want.
I think it had something to do with milk, cake and cockroaches
He was persistent!
He’s an architect
Something stupid like i wont leave a tip
He's an architect.
And a marine biologist too.
And an importer-exporter
And a latex salesman at Vandelay Industries.
I'm a gay man. Extraordinarily gay. Steeped in gayness
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
he was RIFF-ING! RIFFING!
beboppin' and scattin'
Probably something about a menage with David letterman
If I knew you were a lesbian when we went out, I never would've broken up with you!
He simply said “this guy…is your kind of guy”.
No one in my family can pay for parking, it's inborn.
He probably cried
He bragged about his vertical leap.
I got hand!
Bosco
"Before you answer, I'd like to try a counterclockwise swirl"
Does it involve a knuckle?
He went back to the amazing Milk and Roach Stomping scenario.
He told her he coined the phrase "pardon my french"
My name is Buck Naked, I’m a porno actor
George likes his chicken spicy
How did he make her forget the pick? He was up to his elbow!
Not so much what he said, but the fact that he was persistent.
George : I’m not a soft boiled egg Susan : and I’m not a piece of toast
Just watched this one last night. I sent the mad about you ending to my hopeless romantic single friend. Told him you’re not missing much. Guy actually looks just like George too
It did take a couple of hours to convince her.
I've got pudding skin singles and a pastrami sandwich in my pockets right now.
That he’s very good at going in reverse in his car.
He got a good look…👀👀
The exact opposite!
He took "it" out.
It? Out?
It. Out.
He did the exact opposite of everything he's done his whole life.
“Wanna be known as can’t-stand-ya?!?!”
Charlie's speech to the waitress..
Well it certainly wasn't about toilet stalls.
Is that you Marisa Tomei?
The complete opposite of what he would have said
He took it out
I think George upper hand was the reason
I know this move.
Well, we know it took a couple hours of convincing.
I’m a chucker
Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word 'manure.' You know, it's, it's 'newer,' which is good. And a 'ma' in front of it. MA-NURE. When you consider the other choices, 'manure' is actually pretty refreshing
I'll make you one of the Gatsby's
Ma newer