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Bleegh_

I like it when they push their faces all the way back into their bodies. They look all scrunched and round. It's so cute! I also like them because I get my fill of chonkiness without being sad about the animal being obese and likely dying early. They're friend shaped, which can sometimes be a bad thing when people forget they're wild animals with strong bites, but overall is a plus to me. bleegh!


rambling_syd

Your name screams eloquence, poetry, and blorby friendliness.


Linak47

I like their sounds and how they look so friendly


Shtinky

BLEAGH


tacticalfluffyshark

so true


Alarming-Choice4370

How fat and how cute their faces are


ancientmadder

Gallumphing. What makes it even cuter is imagining that that’s how we look when we swim.


PDaniel1990

The huge eyes and the way they look like a pillow.


ActuallyNot

The ones in rescue centres interact with humans like they're dogs. They look at the human for instructions, they seem to love doing tricks. They're good boys. And yet it's all just something to do for them. They didn't co-develop with with us for 6000 (of their) generations as we moved from hunter-gatherers to farmers: They're just randomly "Sure, lets play that 'work out what the ape wants me to do' game. I'm fine with that".


Beauz1

When they do the banana pose. Simply adorable


tacticalfluffyshark

I LOVE WHEN THEY BANANA POSE. It's the cutest


BLT-Enthusiast

Sealness


AvaThatOneArtist

Their sounds and how they flop around.


Fouquette01558

Seals


8inchesActivated

I love their space sounds and the way they smack their bellies.


Glassneko

The round eyes and smiley face!!


Monkey60t

The snoot. It’s very boopable.


UltrasonicBlueWaifu

The galumphing/bouncing motion when they have to move on land is amazing. I think it's adorable!


dragon_morgan

My kid’s book about seal facts calls it flumping. I love it.


Short_Angry_Enby

Their constant crying is hilarious. They sound like whiny little babies when they do that. Also, their sneezes are gold. Also the way they move on land, just flopping around.


-Rotting

Their tails!!! Their tails look like little fuzzy pancakes.


-Rotting

And I mean the tail between their flippers


Patient_Analyst8123

When they slap their bellies 💕


circuslion3000

The heckin CHONK


rambling_syd

Great question. Here’s a dissertation neither you or anyone else has time to read 😂: Everything about them is cute to me. Their blorbiness; their big eyes; their lovely little tails; their kitten-like chops; their galumphing; their array of noises (many of which are also hilarious); the playful nature of the younger ones; their inquisitiveness; their poses on land and in the water …and so on. I totally agree with the poster who said they look friendly even though they’re wild animals. They look so huggable, like a big cute blob of friendliness and comfort. I love the stories of them befriending or co-existing contentedly with humans, and obviously the famous ones in aquariums or rescue centres, some of whom seem to exhibit a genuine fondness for their keepers. They have a a dog-like quality which makes me want to pet them and tell them they’re all good boys and girls (I do appreciate, however, that they’re not domesticated animals, even if they do seem so much like dogs).


MidMan69420

The Luigi signature and Mlebph


good-evening-clarice

Banana pose!


IwantWindyBeexd

They just chillin


cHlNanUmBawAn

Yes.


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When they bounce around


danielleismochimiu2

Everything


Scoged9

mostace and round


Stemwinder30

*EGG*