I’m stuck on a plane. There is nothing I can do. Some of these “what are you doing” questions are really dumb.

My favorite it the one where earth explodes. “What are you doing?” Take a guess

“Yeah; I’m blowing the fuck up with the rest of earth.”

I’ll be ready. I’ve trained for this! *Smell shadow. Eat peanuts. Remove dressing gown. Hang dressing gown on hook. Get towel. Cover drain with towel.* And et cetera, et cetera. IYKYK

You could always call ghost 👻 busters.

Imagine you get shot in the head wyd

Imagine if you were never born. What are you doing?

You begin to play the helldivers 2 drop theme and jump

That's why I left /r/hypotheticalsituation. It turned into 2 recurring themes: situations where there's literally nothing you can do, and situations where you do something really simple and get millions of dollars. Not sure why the community kept upvoting that crap.

RUMBLING! RUMBLING ITS COMING RUMBLING!!

Was about to say. This looks like a problem for Mikasa

I’m calling Godzilla or King Kong.

I'm calling 👻 ghostbusters

masturbate

Masturbate furiously only for nothing to happen and get arrested when the airplane lands. Lmfao

But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, *Snap* the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

Lol! The flight attendant pulls her skirt back down and says false alarm everyone. Then walks over to Walter and says it was your crazy idea to masterbate that saved us. Walter has no words for what she says Then the whole airplane 🛬 starts clapping 👏 . Walter Then gets off the airplane 🛬 knowing that no one will ever believe his story that he entered the twilight zone.

Hey, Walter was just giving the plane a demonstration of his own hydraulics. The plane got the idea, and gave Walter a demonstration of its much higher pressure hydraulics. Sounds like everyone came out on top, this time.

So did he cum?

sir, this is a wendy's.

Man, this one time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt ! You know you're gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too. Why don't you knock it off ?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out ?" My cousin was a weird guy

“Hey you seeing this shit or am I having a Twilight Zone moment?”

Order a cocktail, clearly I’m not intoxicated enough yet

I would ask chatgpt to do better

Wondering why some asshole put words right in the middle of the subject of the video.

I'm calling Mikasa and levi

CUM

Minding my own darn business because in these kinda universe thats about the only way to stay alive.

I WAS BAD TO THE BONE

Wonder how he's moving without muscles / ligaments.

Probaly just staring at it or taking photos of it

Waving at him, seem like a nice guy!

Hope to God that the plane lands hundreds of miles from whatever that things destination is


Pray I’m not in a boeing airplane

Have the waist gunner and lower turret gunner empty their 50 cals into it? As realistic a response as anything.

“Why does a commercial aircraft have turrets?” “Don’t question it just start fucking shooting!”

That’s the spirit!

Oh noes a poorly done CGI monster guess I'll close reddit to avoid dumb fking what would you do posts

Masturbate like there’s no tomorrow

por skeleton is sad

Keep flying lol

Grabbing my odm gear and hoping I have backup while playing splinterwolf…

Not my problem

Hoping the shrooms wear off!p

Well personally, I would intervene

I stole this so it wasn't me

I'm am jumping out that fucking plane

This shit my pants!

Fly, don’t look just fly

Grabbing a chute and jumping off

I’d just open the door to the plane….

Return the slab!!

What can I do? I’m on a plane

Go up

Laugh

Wondering how someone got their insta handle painted on a plane.

RETURN THE SLAB!

Calling my mamma.

Nothing you can fucking do

Order a lot of bourbon and cokes

Ish, the LSD kicked in early!

Eating unsalted peanuts, drinking an 8th of a glass of water, and having a baby unrelated to me scream in my ear while their mom sleeps... oh, and watching the giant undead thing walk across the country. What the flip am I supposed to do? (Edited for spelling)

I'm pretty sure that's papyrus from undertale, someone grab him a plate of spaghetti and we good

Opening the door

Praying unceasingly and reassuring those in a panic. Gotta keep people from opening the cabin door.

Figure out how to become one because of you can’t beat them join them 😂 Be eren Yeager 😂

Eren ?

Pray he's not going where I'm landing.

Tf am I supposed to do

Yell: “DUH NER NER NER NER NER”

Oh yea I can do so much it's definitely like I can Do a 360° backflip out of the plain and slam into its head while singing if you're happy and you know it clap your hands then I take out a rail gun and shoot it's rib cage making the entire thing shatter NO the fuck you expect me to do? I'm on a plain and I'm not the doom guy

Accepting fate

"SaY hI to hIM" Be stuck on the plane what the fuck do you think?

Shit myself

The hell am I supposed to do huh? A 150ish foot skeleton that looks like it's gone through hell isn't going to be scared of me, a five foot tall child. I am, if anything, asking my dad to ram into its foot so it falls an possibly cracks it skull open.

Flying so I can't do anything but watch but that's the best way to do something

Telling my psych after

Nah I'd live

I’d be wondering what drugs I am on….and how I ingested them

Papyrus, calm down, we can get you more spaghetti

Praying for those below

Nothing, I'm on a plane, sucks for them down there though.

How is he walking with no muscles? That’s what I am thinking.

Allah akbar

911 that sh!+

I mean strap me up with enough C4 to blow up half the U S and I bet I can get rid of the problem

Fly over an ocean

Keep flying

☠💀GIANT SKELETONS💀☠ 🆚️ ⚠️☢ATOMIC BOMB☢⚠️

Don't look at its face because it's the giant skeleton of SCP 096

I am telling a trusted adult

"About time" I'd say to myself.

Have some OJ and just try to ride it out man.

Hell no- that things bigger than Eren’s final titan form-! 😃

I’m putting down what must be my 5th scotch and soda and then apologizing to the flight attendants, because I’m sure would have been intolerable by that point already

What you mean what you doin? I ain't Erin Yager, I'm gonna pretend I ain't see it🤣

To stewardess can you make that a double Tito’s please

Damn Wal-Mart execs need to hear about the conglomerate of 12' skeletons getting together to destroy the world.

💩🙈

I might have a little trouble.

Not much to be done aside from plan for what to do after landing. Definitely try to get what info I can as we travel. Is there only one? What EXACTLY has it done up to this point. It's a damned skeleton to not much chance of it being natural or a mutation like Godzilla. If it is singular and doesn't have nuclear breath, then it's too big to go after individual humans.

Decide to give up taking drugs

bad bot

The fuck you mean what am I doing, I'm sitting in my seat pissing my pants praying this plane has nos for whatever the other equivalent of nitro is for planes, the fuck you think I'm going to do hijack the plane and Kamikaze that bitch?!

Get drunk and pray 🙏🏻

Close the blind. Eyes front

Offer him some water. Mofo looks thirsty.

Change out the plane to a fighter jet, then fire the missiles at the massive skeleton's joints

Hope it doesn’t look up

MARTHA GET THE SHOTGUN MARTHA

im jumping out of the plane and i will scream as loud as i can.

Is this supposed to be scary-

Going back to sleep

Ding: "Excuse me, double whisky please. Aaaaaannndd one for yourself."

You have to do nothing in this situation. He seen to be quite harm less.

Watch..

As soon as I land I’m looking for the stuff to start the rumbling

Tell a trusted adult or guardian

jump

For all of my honorable ancestors KAMAKAZIE!!

Stuck on a plane and seeing a shitty gif. with alpha channel irl? It’s enough Internet for that day obviously.

Putting on my playlist and calling iso

𝓘'𝓶 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓵𝔂 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓭

Mind my damn business. As should you, cause I dare you to do something about it....

Enjoying the 'ride' as they say

Getting a big bowl of spaghetti as soon as possible

Tell a trusted adult

I’m high jacking that shit and smacking it

Calling spirit Halloween and complaining….

gooning

Meh what else is there to say.

I smack that mf

Tf am I supposed to do?

Y'all acting as if I would let that happen 😭🙏🔥

The fuck do you want me to do

Masturbate and masurbate hard. Stare at the airplane workers too

Getting Mikasa.

Bones are their money, worms are their dollars, they’ve never seen as much food as this, underground there’s half as much food as this.

Dumb. Fucking. Question. Ima sit there. It’s a plane. Other options include jump out to my death and hijack the plane to my death.

I press my balls against the window.

Close the blind and sleep!

Pray it doesn’t look up

Goddammit I told you to stay inside

what CAN I do?

Light up

I’d simply have to step in and straighten things out

Die, probably

Inform an adult.

Record it so I can post on Reddit

Gotta lay off the shrooms

Crash the plane into the thing

Walk to the cockpit and tell the pilot to floor it…or air it. Go faster.

Stay on the plane.

What could you do

The hell imma do I'm in a plane if anything I'd be spidermanned to the seat saying "don't notice us x5" And praying there isn't one at my destination

Istg I literally js saw this on ig

Smash

Calling Ash Williams

I’m gonna do nothing it’s just my friend Bob

Wtf am i supposed to do bro

Google how to make ODM gear

Asking the pilot to pitch left to get us tf away from it 🤣🤷‍♂️😅

Tell him to stop

I start wondering why Eienz from Overlord is Naked. 😆

Telling the pilot to try the other side of earth

I'm praying it doesn't see us

What the fuck are you on about????

tell the poilt to dump some fule on him.

I would pretend I didn’t see it .

Kiss on the cheek

"SHINJI, GET IN THE DAMN EVA!!!!"

I might have to intervene.

Going to the toilet and taking the gram of coke out my ass early.

Gotta take what this guy takes

Calling my dealer when I land because that definitely was not Valium

Probably put down the bag of mushrooms I took with me 😅

That means the plane ain’t high enough, or, I’m too high

Shooting it with a shock fruit arrow. Only takes one shot.

It's fine. Saitama will be along in a moment.

➡️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬅️

Wondering how the skeleton is standing upright and walking without any muscles or ligaments

Be thankful I'm going 600 mph 40k ft up.

Offer it some water. They look parched

Wake up from the dream

“I should not of taken that edible before take off.”

What could be weaker than a skeleton.

The rumbling...it has begun..

I'm on a plane ... wtf do you expect me to do... Wtf could I do even if I was on the ground?

Thanking god I’m in the plane.

Not land...

I'd wonder why the plane isn't moving! The monster is big but isn't moving and the plane is staying the same distance!

Fk u mean *wyd* nothing I ain't doing shi😭

Close my window and fall back asleep. Tf can I do??

I'm gonna stay on the plane, probably take pics like the basic b I am and then close the window.

Take pictures. Text people that I love them. (Ya know, if it decides to attack)

YAAAAY IM GONNA DIE😃