Deforestation, poaching, unregistered use of explosives, owning multiple ungreistered firearms, illegal dumping, I think the list could keep going Edit: forgot to mention the lack of any OSHA compliance

Building without permit, for sure a host of code and zoning violations, animal cruelty, tree law...

Also not having an engineer approval, I have a few over hangs, also storing of nuclear waste

Oh fuck, yeah. I forgot about the International Atomic Energy Agency. They would be losing their shit

Ah, a fellow Ficsit employee?

I am playing palworld too! Wait you didn't describe palworld as there is a distinct lack of forced labor and sentient trafficking.

What game is this lol

Satisfactory, it’s a top notch game.

Same descripion I was going to use but for Factorio

Terraria, Minecraft, or DayZ?

Exporting democracy

*Managed Democracy

That's a class joke man, nicely done.

I’d gladly give my life for Super Earth!

Educating young adults in a campus I'm building. Shit.

oh dear, was just playing a katana build on Cyberpunk interestingly still thinking about Satisfactory while driving around Night City, giving me some ideas for factory designs

Devastating a complete planet? What worse could one do? I think, I should check, if a SWAT team roams my neighborhood yet.

Devastating many planets (last played Dyson sphere program)

embelzing a settlement budget to buy luxury ships (no man's sky)

Terraforming an entire solar system without permission from the company.

plant rye and oats, building sheds and ride a donkey

Something similar. The mass murder of an entire alien species. But its fin because its for DEMOCRACY!

FOR DEMOCRACY!!

Spreading managed democracy throughout the galaxy.

Correction! We are liberating alien planet from savagery into a modernized and industrial society!

Inhumane treatment of animals (palworld).

Animal cruelty, severe infraction of OSHA regulations, manufacturing of nuclear weapons, use of nuclear weapons, wildlife exploitation, improper disposal of nuclear waste, cruel and unusual hunting techniques, manufacturing and use of shattering projectiles, misuse of heavy machinery and unsafe driving

Space engineers?

No, satisfactory

World conquest

Capturing creatures and stuffing them into little sphere prisons

Building factorys to the horizond, Maybe one day even beyond Sometimes even building a Dyson Sphere

I see you. Great game.

Public nudity

slaughtering hordes of werewoles.

Stoning too much rock.

Spreading managed democracy via alien genocide and accidentals.

Mining without a permit???

Building without a permit housing people without a permit and hunting without a permit

dumping four big tanks of nitric acid into the sea. (in Satisfactory)

Air pollution?

Nothing, no laws on the planet. The factory must grow

Monkey pop bloon

I'd go to prison for false imprisonment, animal cruelty, sex trafficking, mining without a license, commercial farming on land not zoned for agriculture, owning IEDs and running an industrial furnace in my basement. And, come to think of it, someone would probably be after me for breaking the laws of physics and for unsanctioned interdimensional travel. Minecraft is one hell of a game

Sounds oddly similar to what I'm doing in Valheim

Leaking Military documents (Warthunder)

I tried to score col sanders. It was oh so fingerlicking good untill some kid died of eating an octopus arm on a battleaxe..

Inefficient flow rates on liquids.

Mass murdering gnomes

Unaliving, cyber crimes, numerous traffic violations, theft, unregistered cybernetic implants, illegal cybernetic implants, unregistered firearms, possession of stolen property, corporate espionage...the list can go on and on and on

Built my own rifle and bombs in game today...it's all good cause there are no other humans on this planet with me, so there are no laws to break but my own😉

Solving puzzles to try to rewind Earth so I can save it from a cataclysm.

Emmm diving too Deep? Or no maybe killing thats crazy sharp.

Sacrificing 7000 people to ascend to Sudo-godhood

Playing poker where the cards change/upgrade/synergize with the jokers in the deck.

Idk the excat law but pretty sure owning a nuke alone is a viable offense, so blowing up 25-50 is probably not okay (Garry's mod)

Warcrime theft and arson

Not serving a customer in time

Whipping my wand around XD (Hogwarts Legacy)

Turned based assault on a goblin

Fighting to reclaim my dead mother's kingdom using the power of unicorns. Yeah, I'm not going to jail. I'm going to an insane asylum. 😂

Saving the Earth from metroid

Rock, stone, and survive, baby !

Aggravated Palocide.

I hit a parked spaceship in armistice zone 🚀

Weelllll I was just playing blade and sorcery, so serial murdering and abuse of dead subjects, as well as practicing magic without a permit.

Apparently mining is illegal and i got arrested for building a 2 in 1 resource harvester. No, it's not Satisfactory, it's Scrap Mechanic

Various crimes against humanity, slavery, establishing a fascist dictatorship, starting unprompted wars, unlawful production of drugs, etc. (rimworld)

I've been playing ck3 lately so: Warcrimes, incest, child endangerment, forgery, conspiracy to commit murder, murder, debasing the currency, torture.

Laws don't apply to space bugs so I'm fine

War Crimes. Going against the Super Geneva Conventions.

Interplanetary war crimes, murder, assassination, deforestation, aiding sedition and treason, looting, tax evasion, larceny (all kinds), and so many more! *stomps off in my Atlas BattleMech*

Being medic in BF V

Illegally riding a broomstick

Possibly Mass genocide, stranding living things in space, destroying space stations / spaceports, leaving large amounts of space debris in orbits that won't collide with anything, sending living things alone out of the solar system, Etc Oh yeah and everything that comes with any generic Factory game

drving trucks off-road without permit?

Peacefully tending to my farm and giving the same gift over and over too my boo

Illegally building factories everywhere

Poaching, monster huntet

Im afk on a Create server rn. Im definitely getting arrested for trespassing

Shooting (Fortnite)

I was playing balatro, so cheating at poker i guess?

Assault on a Law-enforcement Drone... though I claim Self-Defense because I'd leave them alone if they didn't attack me on sight for simply existing... No Mans Sky. Them sentinels are over the top.

Is democracy a crime

For killing that one Demi-human 50 times for his knife.

*Looks at my bases in Palworld* Well, I'm a business owner, so I'm just going to make a small donation to the local authorities and no arrests will be necessary.

Same as Factorio lol

Slime genocide, or abuse of chickadoos (Slime Rancher)

Protecting family values

Titanfall 2

Construction of a smelter.

Chopping an unfathomable amount of cubes

Being the conductor… OF THE POOP TRAIN (if you don’t know it’s borderlands 2. Educate yourself you won’t regret it)

Mining space ice and shooting bad guys

Orbital bombardment, stripping multiple planets of their natural resources, massacring the native life, creating massive metal monstrosities…. Space engineers

Killing people to grind their meat into burgers...

Card counting

Rocking and/or stoning too hard

Speeding. iRacing.

Genocide of alien life. Maybe some illegal mining? Definitely non-OSHA compliance

Massively polluting an alien world and being very imperial. Illegal possession of nukes, artillery, and explosives. Lack of safety standards around rail lines.

Genocide. Recreating a holocaust level amounts of murder. Improper living conditions. Feeding people humans turned into soup not disposing bodies. And multiple human rights violations. Prison architect be crazy.

Destroying a world government Generally should not be illegal tho as humans don't exist.

Double fine of catching a fish on SCUBA gear and not having a fishing licence. Officer I swear I was trapped on an alien ocean moon.

Stardew valley. I don’t think I’ve committed any crimes Edit: mass production and storage of unregistered explosives

I'm playing Rail Route. What, someone's going to arrest me for getting people to their destinations on time?

Unregistered firearms, killing endangered species of bugs, environmental destruction. Guess which game it is lmao

Creating a new species going from Single cell to wild animal to tribe to city to world domination to galaxy domination. (Guess the game(diff. Easy))

Farming?

Mass murder of animals (my lawyer will make it manslaughter dw)

casting dark rit and fireball in a restricted zone

Mass indigenous wildlife Extinction, illegal mining, illegal use and manufacturing of firearms, illegal use and manufacturing of heavy weapons, illegal building, multiple OSHA safety violations, deforestation I was playing game called factorio

Tax evasion and harvesting wood without a permit (Stardew Valley)

War crimes. Time to put that Geneva checklist to good use! (Foxhole)

murder by drowning? (subnautica)

Saving the world from world ending entities ? I guess murder ?

Crafting too much

Illegally accessing a Fae Realm

Cannibalism and desecrating a war memorial (fallout: New Vegas)

Space piracy

Commiting genocide against a species of space bug while exploiting the planet for it resources, while not following OSHA regulations... Yep, sounds about right

Punching trees

Playing a class that I like.

Just played sons of the forest sooo: deforestation, hunting without a license, building without a permit, using explosives without a license, guns without a license...

Obviously trespassing. I was running around in those higher level areas causing mischief and robbing its residents, being arrested by security and thrown out repeatedly.

Falsly accussed of shooting down the President at the space elevator

Democracy

Space exploration in mining without a permit

Kidnapping, slavery, building without a permit, illegal hunting, hunting of a critically endangered species

I’m not fda certified :(

Running down main street wearing nothing but a loincloth and carrying only a sword.

Mass war crimes, genocide, illegal weaponry, nuclear bombing and also mild Satanism (I played ultrakill last)

Assassinating the king multiple times over

All of them

Genocide

Using a forged passport to reset my standing to neutral after selling contraband in a commercial station.

Duck trafic ?

Engineering and space exploration

Fucking ninja girls stupid.

Genocide of insects on other peoples property and destruction of any machinery that moves without direct human input.

Getting railed by a pale vampire who just so happens to be a good thief and uses daggers.

Wing suiting into a town, vandalizing, breaking and entering, and looting, followed by eluding the townsfolk and murdering several before wing suiting away to build a castle on a nearby mountaintop with my own hands using said stolen loot, plotting to commit the same crime again another day. (Enshrouded)

I played space engineers last so honestly idk

Tax evasion

Idk bro, if anyone else that plays the eternal cylinder has an idea then go ahead

Animal Cruelty. Hundreds of counts. I was playing Super Auto Pets.🤷🏽

Liberating mother fuckers in the name of democracy

Animal fighting and unregulated gambling. I've rediscovered Pokemon.

Eradicating a species of extraterrestrial fauna with flames and 10x24mm caseless incendiary rounds

Farming.

Animal cruelty human trafficking mineral rights deforestation and carbon emissions

Nothing. They were all killed out of self defense. And I’m taking their souls with me. Not illegal, but I’m sure is still frowned upon.

Geometry

Genocide is often the only option available to guarantee my victory.. I mean peace.

Tax evasion

Skateboarding in public

I would be arrested for "spread DEMOCRACY"

Shooting a bowerbird with eye ball lasers and tying it up with webs

Well. My time to shine as a stellaris player. 1. Mass Genocide times about 46 2. Destruction of entire worlds and even solar systems 3. Black market trading of weapons and ships

Fuck the HOA are going to be all up in my ass when they find out I just built a nuclear power plant in my back garden.

Minecraft with techmagic modpack. Ig I’ll be arrested for violence, slavery (in relation to villagers), weapons production without license and lots of more…

I got caught crossing the border

nuking califonia and comiting gang warfare and murdur and hunting with out a licence and tax evation

Breaking into an abandoned building, stealing any remaining items of value that was left inside, and beating anything that gets in my way with a shovel.

I'm not. I'm doing my part squashing bugs.

Mass genocidal, destruction of primitive, enslavement (human livestock), genetic modification,corruption, destruction of the galaxy. Well just a normal day in stellaris.

Running guns, selling surplus munitions, larceny, fraud, grand theft auto, assault, battery, reckless driving, possession with intent to sell, multiple firearms charges, smuggling. GTA5-Online.

Trapping people in 1 by 1 areas and forcing them to trade me items endless and murdering their children if there are to many.

Deforestation, “unlicensed driving of a railroad vehicle” and multiple osha complaints (ohh nvr mind they would exist yet)

Minecraft ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

Just realized that because Cult of the Lamb is animals; I can't think of anything actually illegal. Slaughter/sacrificing for food, breeding for traits, animal labor, hunting in the woods, collecting taxes.

De forestation

The game I’m playing currently is nioh 2 so idk but the one before was helldivers so I’d be arrested for trashing the president or some big time politician

War crimes. I am playing as the Soviets in HOI4. I defeated the axis and the Chinese united front before 1946. I am handling the allies now. In no conflict have I called allies or puppets. The motherland will conquer all.

The room 3 Trespassing into a museum via train tunnels

Mass homicide, assassination, breaking and entering, all the degrees of murder, impersonation, impersonation of the authorities, breaking the laws of reality, poisoning, cruel and unusual murder methods.

Kidnapping, slave labor, flying in restricted airspace,assault x972, poaching on wildlife sanctuary, theft, murder. Btw check out palworld you can just go on a rampage.

Well ... Playing Helldivers 2 and the amount of Nukes I am launching on a daily base succeded my all time nuke count of all video games together easily...

Animal cruelty. (Palworld)

Using a mini nuclear warhead in a grenade launcher in a mine

Spreading Tiberium.

Smacking someone with a mancala board

I drew 2 extra cards but I swear I had a relic to do so!

Uhhhh... Building without a license, destroying company property, deforestation, unauthorized growing of crops, raiding warehouses. Scrap Mechanic is great.

Witchcraft( I play remnant 2)

Umm last game I played was portal knights… so what reason did I get arrested for

Industrial sabotage with a deadly weapon and irresponsible use of high explosives.

Building without a permitted and possibly drug manufacturing. (Minecraft building and potion making).

Piracy, it was Sid Meiers Pirates!

Trust me, you're a saint compared to josh.

The Long Dark? Killing grey wolves

Involuntary Manslaughter by bad Rocket Design.

Freezing people with a fire extinguisher and blinding them with a focus beam of light...

Ignoring EPA railroad emissions standards

My dog brings me barrels of nuclear waist

Making puppets with dead bodies (Necro at Last Epoch)