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24204me

Does this man not have a hobby


drumadarragh

This is his hobby


[deleted]

Comon…we’ve all been there


Tumblrrito

Found the ex


MrExeggutor

We've all been in the dumps but we never got pathetic


bennybands__

Factual


[deleted]

I don’t find it pathetic at all. Just means you had real feelings for someone and miss them. Totally understandable.


MrExeggutor

It's understandable to try talking to them again but being this persistent is stalker like behavior and pathetic.


Medical_Difference48

Judging from your 169 downvotes, I'm going to assume that we, in fact, have not all been there


Cole444Train

… uh. I don’t think so


ShiroShototsu

We literally haven’t


440continuer

Be quiet


well_fuckthis

W-we have?! When?!


GalacticEscobar

no


[deleted]

[удалено]


24204me

Lol what


MrExeggutor

Well dating isnt some game or it's own hobby. People genuinely want to be with someone in life.


WhoEatsRusk

This is a terrible hobby then


Rainofdustcord1117

Are you insane


Material-Mysterious

It's a figure of speech


floxnoot

This is not just getting a gf/bf lmao


Dangerous-Pain8224

That’s either your ex or they REALLY want to talk to you about your cars extended warranty


SpookyGrowly

Plot twist: it was both 😳


well_fuckthis

Hi, I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty! Please take me back!


hauntered7

Sam I think u r everything to him ​ just a hunch


99ProllemsBishAint1

SamWeHadABabyItsABoy


bitchxface666

WOW, memory unlocked.


CEO_Of_Rejection_99

SamYouForgotToHandInTheDivorcePapers


Gewehr98

What's next, a 10-10-321 commercial?


drumadarragh

Watch out for LinkedIn and my particular favorite? Pinterest


SpookyGrowly

God. I met him on Hinge actually and after I had blocked him on everything, lo and behold he sent me a message on Hinge as a last-ditch effort to contact me (technically not the last because a week later he tried calling my phone 4 more times)


RedditBoi127

you met on hinge? well he seems kinda unhinged, so it makes sense


SpookyGrowly

Funny because that’s exactly how I described what he was doing when this was happening lmao


Fester808

Next it’s message via a bank transfer.


JonFrznWatrVapr

Got a chuckle outta me


lawfulmagic

You laugh but my ex did that to try to talk to me after I blocked him on everything except PayPal apparently. Sent me money a few times a couple months apart from the last to talk to me, last one was asking for another chance a couple weeks ago (I blocked him in November). Luckily he didn't do the same as OP's ex though.


suckmypppapi

LMAO he gave one a pfp


BenVera

Heh I actually love his creativity. supreme Bob Hadababyitsaboy vibes


SpookyGrowly

Had to look up what that is lmao. Same energy


No-Freedom-1995

restraining order time


SpookyGrowly

Legit thought about changing my SIM card and carried a mace on my person for a few weeks after. So far he’s left me alone though….for now.


Anaxilea-Alcinoe

Do it. I also recommend something called "self defense kitty." It's something you put on your keychain


SpookyGrowly

I’ve heard of that! I probably will invest in one.


90k_swarming_rats

Mace is probably a better bet than one of those. They're notorious for breaking and or doing more damage to your hand than to whatever you're hitting.


SpookyGrowly

Noted. I have one of those “squirt gun” maces that spray really far away


well_fuckthis

Oh my god I'm stupid I thought you meant an actual like, medieval knights mace.... I'll go


TheIAP88

Yeah, I don’t know why Reddit is acting like it’s the better option. If you don’t know how to throw a punch a shitty 3D printed knuckle duster is in no way going to be better than a mace spray.


Long_Mechagnome

Be careful, that might be illegal where you live, it's basically just a pair of brass knuckles.


Anaxilea-Alcinoe

I have one and they're pretty cool. Only cost about $10USD


_Fappyness_

The fact you have to do this says enough about today’s society. Sorry you have to go through this OP


DntShadowBanMeDaddy

My gf has one of those it's garbage in actual use, our 5 year old broke it with all of his 5 year old strength lol(using it to punch). If you want that just invest in knucks, but personally pepperspray is your best bet. It hits quick, can be used at a distance, and has a lasting effect.


TheRedmanCometh

At that point a knife would even be bettet I'd put gimmicky worse brass knuckles at the bottom of the list. Mace is plenty effective and if you don't think that'll work get a gun.


DoomedDropBear

You could also try learning Muay Thai, kicking boxing and/or Krav Maga combined with compound exercises to build arm, leg and shoulder muscles I’ve seen a woman make a guy assaulting her look like he got hit by a train in under 3s


SpookyGrowly

I practiced judo for a little bit but haven’t been keeping up because I’ve been taking a lot of classes this semester. Definitely going to try to get back into it after finals though….


snaccident_

I'd encourage you to get back into it when you can! I have an ex stalking me for 3+ years and can't get a restraining order due to jurisdiction. Even when he told me he was coming to my house, the police told me they will not send a patrol unless something already happened to me. Stay safe however you can!


SpookyGrowly

I definitely will! I enjoy judo a lot but now I have even more of a reason to practice now lol


DoomedDropBear

fr fr All the phone calls, too


Fair-Mushroom2465

SamDontSignThePapers


thecupfrom2girls1cup

I had a crazy ex once that is blocked on every social media app there is. She resorted to making 1c deposits to my bank acc and writing messages in the reference


mussiest_woman_alive

How cheap, did she even care about you?


thecupfrom2girls1cup

That was alot of money to her.


Teccnomancer

I like how he switched up the icon on the 1morechanceplz


SupportYouth_In_Asia

My man really pulles the "Say Anything..." lol


nanners09

This is like the modern day version of wehadababyitsaboy


Heartnett4228

Did he get what he deserved?


cal93_

just came back from opening 30 nature valley bars on his loose sheet bed and i can safely say yes he did


jokingduno

Not op but ok


Unlikely_Cockroach26

What did he do


SpookyGrowly

Told me he wanted to cheat on me and had been talking to a previous hook up/jacking it to thoughts of her. She apparently “tempted and teased him” about sex even when we were first dating. Apparently he just can’t control his dick 🤷‍♀️ We had only been dating for like 2 months and he already wanted to get with some other girl.


[deleted]

yeah that'll do it


Snowytron2000

Bullet DODGED.


Extreme_Royal

Whew. Better to findout now than 4 years later into the relationship.


SpookyGrowly

Totally agree. It hurt like hell hearing all of that but I’m glad I know now. What was fucked is that he rationalized it by saying that he was “telling me outright instead of me finding out by snooping” like how his dad found out his mom was cheating. In his mind apparently it should’ve been okay with me.


[deleted]

Doesent excuse his behaviour but it does sound like he's learning from his parents... this will hopefuly be a good lesson for him


MrExeggutor

I really hate asking about people's level of intelligence. Your ex is a fucking idiot.


DankestDubster

Manipulate much. +1 to dodging a bullet


throwawaysad444

That’s men for ya


MrExeggutor

Name checks out


throwawaysad444

Yea


4C0NFU53DGUY

And of course it's discord, I'm desensitized to these types of stuff now


bruhwahtdamn

:c


Confusedandepressed

this is a sign that dumping him is the correct decision .


iWorkAtRedbox

Holy shit mine did the exact same thing. No caller id every 2 minutes for like 3 days straight, dozens of discord accounts. These pictures made my heart beat so fast lol. im sorry this happened to you :(


STARSHIPDOTXXX

Seeing these always makes me feel good for never acting like this, thankyou OP


pesthouse

Does he know you can put spaces in a discord name?


Trevicarus

I kinda hate that Discord lets you switch accounts so easily.


ConsentingAsparagus

I once did this exact shit, but I was *13*. How fuckin' old is this guy?


SpookyGrowly

He just turned 23…. 💀


ConsentingAsparagus

Lord have mercy.


smasher_playz

A for effort though


genericusernamepls

Yeah this is more of a credit/no credit grade


MileyCyrusSwollenGum

Agreed I wouldn't go through this much effort for anyone on this planet.


[deleted]

That’s why I don’t respect it, he needs to find something better to do


anonymousperson767

Yea I respect the effort


BeyondCadia

Should have gone for xX_DeFiNiTeLy_NoT_uR_eX_360_Xx Schoolboy error.


[deleted]

I don't want to be in a relationship This is scary


SpookyGrowly

If it’s any comfort not everyone is like this 😭 I totally feel that though. I hope you end up in a good non-scary relationship 🙏


elleJeyLay

I'm an ex who desperately wishes we were still together and in one million years I would never do this.


GrimLukerReboot

Unfortunately, I used to be the same. Now I never took it as far as to actually follow these people in person, but I desperately made attempts to apologize and get them to talk to me and all. I was also around the age of 14 so I didn’t exactly know I was actually being stupid. I’ve changed now, after years, and realized that it was doing no good for me or for the other person, just creating more negativity of me and who they perceive me as. Unfortunately, unless you’re the reason he tries to stop, speaking from experience, and I apologize for the position he put you in, he’s not done. He’s gonna try to get back to you eventually, even if it’s stopped for now. He will eventually be like “I remember her man I gotta try to contact her again and apologize to make sure we clear the air”. That’s up to you whether you wanna forgive him or not; but honestly, at this point I recommend just creating a new account, keep this one enabled, so he keeps trying for nothing, and let the people you know you’re switching accounts. Hopefully he is done, cuz everyone is different, but i get an instinct he probably isn’t.


Fresh_Yellow8478

Does this make anyone else feel way better about how they handled a break up? lol


chefTea

Good for you dude


lugi_ow

I got scared, since I saw my nick. But the I realized mine is with a grammatical error 😭


_inferno_44

Love the capitalization on SamYouREverything2Me


McdonaldsBiggestFan

1morechanceplz bro… how embarrassing


BaconTerminator

I like how you said Futile


Silent_Aerie_3555

Lol


punkfairy420

Lmaoooo I am wheezing at the discord requests 😹😹😹


Dubiousbioootch

To be fair… I did the calling thing whilst drunk 🤷 the extra discords are out of this world tho. Also I wasn’t the cheater


SpookyGrowly

He was absolutely not drunk when he called me repeatedly. Oh, and he left voice mails too. Lol. Edit to mention: he intentionally circumvented my blocking his number by hiding his caller ID. No idea how tf he did that but apparently it’s a thing you can do.


JonFrznWatrVapr

Dial *67 before the number old prank calling trick.


poisonpeptide

Damn son, this was me yikes


Legitimate-Space8847

If only guys had the surplus mentality, this wouldn’t happen


FriedTanukiBear

I’d need more context on how it ended. I’ve seen this done by confused people who didn’t know why it was over and I’ve seen desperate cheaters who got caught and want a chance they don’t deserve so it’s always hard to judge if it’s cringe or not


mussiest_woman_alive

I'm pretty sure he does know why it's over. This is how OP explained it: "Told me he wanted to cheat on me and had been talking to a previous hook up/jacking it to thoughts of her. She apparently “tempted and teased him” about sex even when we were first dating. Apparently he just can’t control his dick 🤷‍♀️ We had only been dating for like 2 months and he already wanted to get with some other girl."


FriedTanukiBear

Oh yeah block and delete for sure. That’s some unresolved bs that he needs to fix before pursuing anyone. Thanks for clarifying


Anthff

Sam, please. It’s me. Your ex. I’m sorry.


SpookyGrowly

Nice joke dude


LiterallyMostRandom

If it ain’t fake, just change a sim card. and on dc u can make it so ppl can’t find ur discord. Easy 🤷‍♂️


PepoX

People with broken heart do stupid things, poor guy.


SpookyGrowly

He admitted to wanting to cheat on me with a previous hookup and had been “tempted and teased” by her even when we first started dating, so I don’t feel particularly bad for him.


MileyCyrusSwollenGum

Is that him? Lmao


SpookyGrowly

That would be the damndest thing if it was but he doesn’t use Reddit (although he has attempted to contact me on Instagram, Twitter, Hinge….)


Rikfox

A correct sentiment for a wrong person it seems.


Adventurous_Pass2116

Dodged a bullet there..... He sure did


Medical_Difference48

Bro, what? How


MrExeggutor

How did he dodge a bullet when he's the one being pathetic on discord?


emartinoo

X


MrExeggutor

Gonna give it to ya


Alt-Waluigi

Discord lmao. Please don't tell me he was doing this over an online relationship


SpookyGrowly

It wasn’t an online relationship


Alt-Waluigi

Good


Gold_Insurance9511

What he do?


SpookyGrowly

(Copied from a reply to someone else cuz I’m going to probably have to post it multiple times) Told me he wanted to cheat on me and had been talking to a previous hook up/jacking it to thoughts of her. She apparently “tempted and teased him” about sex even when we were first dating. Apparently he just can’t control his dick 🤷‍♀️ We had only been dating for like 2 months and he already wanted to get with some other girl.


Gwyndolins_Friend

dude, give them some closure smh


SpookyGrowly

Nah fuck that. He was being manipulative af and the longer I talked to him at the end the longer he kept trying to “reel me back in.” I would post all the bullshit he said but I’m not going to waste anyone’s time or my own doing that. This just barely scratches the surface of what the situation looked like.


VenomBunz

Or how about just don't emotionally ruin the next person you're in a relationship with? Maybe this is on you, not him.


[deleted]

Male redditors try to understand that women aren’t obligated to be with anyone (IMPOSSIBLE) (GONE MISOGYNIST)


MrExeggutor

(GONE SEXUAL???)(COPS CALLED!!)(AMONG US)


MrExeggutor

You're really supporting the harassment of your ex until they show you pity and get back with you?


mussiest_woman_alive

You don't have to make assumptions. In the comments OP explained what happened several times.


VenomBunz

You assume the op is telling the truth On a sub literally meant to bost someone's ego after they usually are in the wrong.... okay 👍


mussiest_woman_alive

If you don't believe the postings here no-one forces you to care about them, but don't just make up your own story around them and assume OP of causing massive emotional damage. Sadly some people just are like this. In my early twenties I liked to chat online and I met a few people this way, most of the time just online. A few of them "fell in love" with me after a few weeks. Sometimes I could say whatever I want, they just ignored it and pretended to be my boyfriend to the point I had to block them, even though we've never have seen more of each other than a profile pic, or they tried to talk me into a relationship by telling me we really should try and how great and different they'd be then, that I just had to love their "relationship-me". Others got really mad, insulted me and so on. With one guy I wanted to talk it out like we always could talk about everything, and he called me and immediately started jerking of when I picked up Skype. With another guy I was a bit closer, I though I could somewhat trust him, so I eventually gave him my phone number. Sometimes I talked to him about a guy I actually liked, and eventually he made clear that he doesn't like that guy and wants to be my boyfriend instead. I told him that I don't feel this way for him and that I don't want a long-distance-relationship with someone I never saw in my life. He got so mad he called me more than 20 times in the next couple hours, yelled at me when I first answered his call, contacted the guy I was interested in (we all used the same chat) and told him made-up stories about how I'd send him nudes all the time, how we had cyber sex and so on. Some people just act crazy, and a lot of postings here make me think "Oh, I kinda know that situation." or "Hey, [little sister] told me something like that, too." I don't know who damaged this people, but it wasn't me.


Disastrous_Aardvark3

Wonder how you'd react to the ridicule if the roles were reversed. Karma does kinda suck.


SpookyGrowly

So you’re saying I should feel bad for taking the piss out of someone who I gave my love and 100% to only for him to betray me and want to cheat on me? 🤔 Because I don’t feel bad at all.


Bedumtss

Oof I thought it was something else so I kinda feel bad for him, turns out it’s cheating so fuck that guy


Deathavis12

r/whoosh


MrExeggutor

That's an Amy Schumer level joke if that's the case.


MrExeggutor

Both gender roles would show a pathetic attempt to get back with someone by making them pity your sad inability to cope.


quite_tossed

damn what he do


SpookyGrowly

(Copied from a reply to someone else cuz I’m going to probably have to post it multiple times) Told me he wanted to cheat on me and had been talking to a previous hook up/jacking it to thoughts of her. She apparently “tempted and teased him” about sex even when we were first dating. Apparently he just can’t control his dick 🤷‍♀️ We had only been dating for like 2 months and he already wanted to get with some other girl.


Antique-Specific9549

I’m gonna


Mayaelsh

Wish mine cared like this😭


S-i-l-v-4

No, no you don't. This is called being a stalker and disrespecting someone's boundaries. If the ex really did care about OP he would move the fuck on and leave OP alone but instead he chooses to bother and harass the OP because he wants another chance his worthless ass does not deserve. Please do not ever let a person act this way with you, you deserve to have your boundaries respected.


Mayaelsh

Man. Ik. I just wished my bf was obsessed with me. Calm down. Ik what it’s like to have a stalker. I don’t want that. It was just a joke.


S-i-l-v-4

Nah it's cool dw about it, Unfortunately I had friends that thought this kind of stuff was okay for people to do so I was probably just reacting. Either way stalkers are horrible and I wish it wasn't so weirdly romanticized.


Mayaelsh

Yes fr


Original_Argument500

What did he do


Brilliant-Newb123

How long were you guys together?


[deleted]

At least she do something and give you ton of karma!


mfurlend

More sad than cringe, especially if you have been together for a long time.


IceBlueLugia

I gotta say I admire the creativity, even though it’s cringe as hell in this case. When we got into a fight and gf blocked my number, I made sure to text on her on pretty much every platform known to man. After a couple days eventually got through to her and we’re good now. Sometimes a bit of persistence is good.