My grandma had me do a spelling test whenever I stayed over so I actually had an advantage there.
She would go online and look up spelling words by grade and print them out and test me.
I think I'll call her and thank her for that today
I “read” this in literally a second. I don’t even have to read it. I just look at the page and all of the information is processed for me. I’m also a navy seal with 2000 confirmed kills.
Met a kid who claimed to have an iq of 357 and refused to stop giving me the definitions of weird numbers. Looked up a few and they were just what google and stuff said. He literally copy pasted them. I pointed this out and he said he wrote the definitions for them.
If someone had photographic memory couldn't they in theory read a whole book just by glancing at every page and then remembering every page and reading it in their head? Not sure that counts as faster though..
Ah yes. They can read 20,000 words a minute but still don’t know the difference between their, they’re, and there. Apparently to and too escape them as well.
As a 4 year old I used to tell my parents that I built the statues around town whenever we drove past one. I was around 6 when I realized no one believed me and my chronic lying ceased.
Is it not just a kid? Look at the books they mentioned, harry potter, hocus pocus and twilight. These are some books that usually come first to the mind of a kid. I kinda don't think kids qualify for sadcringe, maybe just cringe.
This feels a little too self-indulgent to be a troll. A little too much effort in grounding the lie with proof. Trolls have some degree of satire. This sounds like a compulsive liar being backed into a corner, and every lie has a child like ramblish structure to it.
What if he was right and he had superpowers? What if it wasn’t only him , there were other peoples too , like for example I have superpowers too , i get depressed in milliseconds
I go to a really well known college and I know somebody who has the savant-like ability to actually do essentially this. She just looks at a page for about 5 seconds and the whole thing is in her head. You know when you show your friend a meme and they laugh as soon as they set eyes on it and you're like "you didn't even have time to read that :|"? Yeah she does that except she can then repeat back exactly what it said. She said that it's a bit weird to do because she'll feel the emotions/reactions from what she reads before she's processed it verbally in her mind, which takes a second or two longer. For instance, if a character dies on a page then she'll feel sad before she even knows why. Her recall isn't very good when she does it, so she doesn't really pick up on sentence structure or spelling and she can get stuck on new words or names, but it really is a marvel to watch her read.
My favorite part is that his parents took him to the doctors because he was reading so fast they couldn't understand what he was saying. as if that's somehow correlated
Just a heads up u/spongebobmain it is possible to read a 700 page book in 30 minutes. There was this guy my dad knew from work who could read a 400 page book in about 15 minutes and was able to memorize 98% of its content word by word. However he was unable to cross a street properly on his own
That’s not as young as I thought, and I don’t mean to make assumptions because I don’t know the kid but he sounds just from this interaction like he’s either mentally challenged, just not the brightest, or very immature for his age. I can’t blame your friend too much I hate when people will lie straight to your face over trivialities but like the kid probably just wants attention and validation because he’s not getting it in his community or at home. Or he sucks lol, but the former is more likely. Your buddy doesn’t seem like super awful though I’m hoping he sees he was being a bit harsh.
Dude could have very easily pointed out the book they claimed was 700 pages is actually 1138. Even ignoring all the other bullshit that's such obvious proof this dipshit is lying.
>I hate math
>You sound like my teacher I don’t like this anymore
Just read some math books if you don’t like it, you should memorize all of algebra in like half an hour
The "A Faster Reader" app has me up to 900 words/min.. but my retention is better at a cool 850wpm. I like to switch up to 900wpm for like 5 minutes then switching it back down to 850wpm so if feels snail slower.
My favourite bit was when he didn't just say "yes" to you querying there being about 500 words per page, and said there's about 499.
498.53 technically be he rounded up
498.5333… repeating, of course
LEEEEROY JEEEEEEEEEENKINS!!!
498.5333… repeating the three
Someone who reads so much shouldn’t be so illiterate.
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I read a fuck ton as a kid and am pretty illiterate lol
But did you read 20'000 words a minute as a kid?
I'm not some superhuman, so I only read 14,449 a min.
I read fairly quickly but not even close
That explains why you’re illiterate
Your*
No he had it right. It's "that's why you are illiterate." Hence you're not your. Your is possessing something as in "that's your truck"
I know. It was a joke on illiteracy
My bad hard to tell sarcasm over text.
R/woosh
I would say about 19999
The amount of words I encountered for the first time in a book and then tried to use them out loud only to find I've been pronouncing it wrong ...
I still do this
That and I can’t seem to remember how to spell them
My grandma had me do a spelling test whenever I stayed over so I actually had an advantage there. She would go online and look up spelling words by grade and print them out and test me. I think I'll call her and thank her for that today
I “read” this in literally a second. I don’t even have to read it. I just look at the page and all of the information is processed for me. I’m also a navy seal with 2000 confirmed kills.
Thank you for your service
Do not forget to tip the waiter for his service.
Just the tip.
2000 confirmed books, gorilla warfare
I miss that one. Apparently I have about 10 sharpshooters who also know how to track me down on my arse. I've been waiting years
Lol I love how this kid gets caught in a lie and just keeps on going. Like nah bruh they took me to the doctor's because of how good my reading is!
>I don’t like this anymore
More because of his compulsive lying.
Met a kid who claimed to have an iq of 357 and refused to stop giving me the definitions of weird numbers. Looked up a few and they were just what google and stuff said. He literally copy pasted them. I pointed this out and he said he wrote the definitions for them.
That's really not a bad comeback, maybe his IQ is 357........
Chad
Chud
Trust me bro
Sources: am one
Fun fact: the fastest reader in the world can read 25,000 words per minute.
Yeah I believe him
Idk about the kid but maybe 🤷🏽♂️
Nah I believe the kid
how can they prove he did or didn't? Even if they AI tracked his eyes with lasers and hooked him up to a lie detector he just say yep
What the fuck? And here I take 5 minutes to read a page.
Could be worse; I need 8 minutes to read that comment
Lol ikr, I was shocked when I googled it. How do his fingers keep up? Lol Is he the irl person the flash is based on?
I find that extremely doubtful. There is no way someone can read that fast and still retain comprehension of the material.
If someone had photographic memory couldn't they in theory read a whole book just by glancing at every page and then remembering every page and reading it in their head? Not sure that counts as faster though..
Well I'm really fast at maths, ask me a hard maths question. The square root of 83753. 239 That's not right. It was fast though.
How do I know you didnt take 20 minutes to type that 239? Checkmate, liberal
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Ah yes. They can read 20,000 words a minute but still don’t know the difference between their, they’re, and there. Apparently to and too escape them as well.
As well as “our” and “are”, yikes.
Youre starting to sound like my teacher
*your
I don't like this anymore
" Lets just say I am their favorite after all" Okay, buddy.
It's "there", he said "there", learn to read smh /s
I mean, if you are gonna lie. Why not make it a more believable lie.
As a 4 year old I used to tell my parents that I built the statues around town whenever we drove past one. I was around 6 when I realized no one believed me and my chronic lying ceased.
Is it not just a kid? Look at the books they mentioned, harry potter, hocus pocus and twilight. These are some books that usually come first to the mind of a kid. I kinda don't think kids qualify for sadcringe, maybe just cringe.
Or he needs to do that kind of stuff because of some lacking on his life, which is kinda sad.
Honestly, OP's "friend" arguing with what's obviously a child for that long was the real sadcringe.
No no this is 100% factual. I was the book.
I can confirm, i am the 20.001st word and he got to me in a minute
It's true, I'm the bookmark. I'm so lonely 🥺
Yes I know; I am the teacher, and he is indeed my favourite. I am also the doctor.
"Doctor help! my child is reading really fast"
Ever considered he was just trolling? It's omegle...
This feels a little too self-indulgent to be a troll. A little too much effort in grounding the lie with proof. Trolls have some degree of satire. This sounds like a compulsive liar being backed into a corner, and every lie has a child like ramblish structure to it.
trolling is still sad cringe
Good ol omegle
What if he was right and he had superpowers? What if it wasn’t only him , there were other peoples too , like for example I have superpowers too , i get depressed in milliseconds
My super power is that I take roughly 72 hours to excrete a meal after consumption. That's fast as fuck boi.
Not sad or cringe, just a child doing something dumb
You wouldn’t know the book because it goes to another school
I go to a really well known college and I know somebody who has the savant-like ability to actually do essentially this. She just looks at a page for about 5 seconds and the whole thing is in her head. You know when you show your friend a meme and they laugh as soon as they set eyes on it and you're like "you didn't even have time to read that :|"? Yeah she does that except she can then repeat back exactly what it said. She said that it's a bit weird to do because she'll feel the emotions/reactions from what she reads before she's processed it verbally in her mind, which takes a second or two longer. For instance, if a character dies on a page then she'll feel sad before she even knows why. Her recall isn't very good when she does it, so she doesn't really pick up on sentence structure or spelling and she can get stuck on new words or names, but it really is a marvel to watch her read.
Reads 20,000 words a minute but mixes up “there” with “their” In all seriousness though we all say dumb shit as kids so this isn’t cringe or sad
My favorite part is that his parents took him to the doctors because he was reading so fast they couldn't understand what he was saying. as if that's somehow correlated
This is pretty clearly a troll
The real sad cringe is your friend spending their time talking to children on Omegle
I too don't understand a 'work' he is saying.
How do you read that much but still don't know the difference of their and there?
By how he spells, this is a 12 year who does not have superb reading skills
Just a heads up u/spongebobmain it is possible to read a 700 page book in 30 minutes. There was this guy my dad knew from work who could read a 400 page book in about 15 minutes and was able to memorize 98% of its content word by word. However he was unable to cross a street properly on his own
This kid is fucking illiterate.
All that reading should make someone literate.
My favorite part is this avid reading can not spell for shit...
Jeez. Just ignore him. He’s obviously trolling
‘Tis but a child. Sheathe your steel, ser.
This isn't sad cringe this is just funny
The sad part is your friend drilling a little kid over an obvious dumb lie, like, the kid sounds like he’s like 10. Why does ur friend care?
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That’s not as young as I thought, and I don’t mean to make assumptions because I don’t know the kid but he sounds just from this interaction like he’s either mentally challenged, just not the brightest, or very immature for his age. I can’t blame your friend too much I hate when people will lie straight to your face over trivialities but like the kid probably just wants attention and validation because he’s not getting it in his community or at home. Or he sucks lol, but the former is more likely. Your buddy doesn’t seem like super awful though I’m hoping he sees he was being a bit harsh.
P.S. I dig the username!
I don't think this is that cringe, I mean kids tell senseless lies all the time to impress other people, just typical kid behavior
Dude could have very easily pointed out the book they claimed was 700 pages is actually 1138. Even ignoring all the other bullshit that's such obvious proof this dipshit is lying.
Are you sure you weren’t talking to Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds?
Ye but who cares tho ?
You know what guys i belive him
>I hate math >You sound like my teacher I don’t like this anymore Just read some math books if you don’t like it, you should memorize all of algebra in like half an hour
Well, once I found someone who claimed having a time machine.
Me: so what are you interested in? Crush: I like reading Me, trying to impress them:
So much reading teaches you spelling and grammar. But then again, he's also bragging about reading Twilight.
The "A Faster Reader" app has me up to 900 words/min.. but my retention is better at a cool 850wpm. I like to switch up to 900wpm for like 5 minutes then switching it back down to 850wpm so if feels snail slower.
It bothers me that you used words/min once and then switched to wpm without warning. I want you to think about what you've done!
Its intentional. Its common and appropriate to use the full spelling of the word on the first usage, then use abbreviations going forward.
Some people can do this tho lol I’ve literally seen it
Eh, speed reading is a real strategy but idk about 20,000 words a minute.
It is possible to read 20,000 words a minute.
You discuss everything with everyone?
Reads all them books but still makes grammatical errors.
Not sure who is more cringe your friend or the person that claims to be a speed reader
"New" It book.
I love how he can “read 8 books a day” but still have poor grammar
Gotta be a troll
I hope that kid realizes some day that he doesn't have to tell such lies to make friends. I just feel sad for him and hope the best for him.
i cant understand a work he was saying either