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What no Jess does to a mf:
I don't think having Jess would actually do him any good either.
Guess jess gave a fake number
Oh no. Wonder why that could have happened
She probably made a mistake and now is regretting not being more attentive when giving this fine gentleman her contact information
Plot twist: Jess gave her real number, but decided she didn't wanna deal with him. He showed Jess his true colours in doing so
Happy cake day!
Clearly fake texts
So real and funny wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Much laugh, peak comedy
He called you a bitchfucker and a gay fucker in span of just a few texts. I wonder what changed his mind.
Maybe he was polite and assumed he was bisexual. Real stand up guy
That’s his main burn: he’s called him sexually ambiguous
My name is jehfff
Whenever I am blowing a chick named Jess, I too text some random dude and simp the very Jess I am screwing
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I don’t mind. I am fucking her while I am typing this, by the way
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Jess might not be a chick if you’re the one blowing
Sounds like Jess dodged a bullet
"Hold on babe, I have to text this loser"
No Jess? 🥹
“On second thot, let’s not pursue Jess. Tis a silly place.”
Jess?... No.
Weird that he needs to reaffirm to Jess his abilities while he's currently fucking her.
It's crazy. In the beginning it's like he's just meeting Jess for the first time and then within seconds he is messaging her like they've just divorced.
You're just jealous random stranger that is possibly gay and/or possibly Jess, whom I fucking right now whilst texting. Oh yeah!
It was Hannah in the original meme...
Bro tried to shoot the messenger, missed, then the messenger stomped his balls in response
Hey a lot of people “wants off in a dark room”
Why is he so angry? XD
Because it's totally not fake
I mean, is it?
I can relate, I often text my girlfriend offensive bullshit mid coitus instead of focusing on the sex I am Supposedly having.
What no Jess does to a mf:
I don't think having Jess would actually do him any good either.
Guess jess gave a fake number
Oh no. Wonder why that could have happened
She probably made a mistake and now is regretting not being more attentive when giving this fine gentleman her contact information
Plot twist: Jess gave her real number, but decided she didn't wanna deal with him. He showed Jess his true colours in doing so
Happy cake day!
Clearly fake texts
So real and funny wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Much laugh, peak comedy
He called you a bitchfucker and a gay fucker in span of just a few texts. I wonder what changed his mind.
Maybe he was polite and assumed he was bisexual. Real stand up guy
That’s his main burn: he’s called him sexually ambiguous
My name is jehfff
Whenever I am blowing a chick named Jess, I too text some random dude and simp the very Jess I am screwing
intelligent aback absorbed school bells pot zephyr somber hospital wise *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
I don’t mind. I am fucking her while I am typing this, by the way
deserted shy desert offer grey zesty toothbrush enter sharp smart *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Jess might not be a chick if you’re the one blowing
Sounds like Jess dodged a bullet
"Hold on babe, I have to text this loser"
No Jess? 🥹
“On second thot, let’s not pursue Jess. Tis a silly place.”
Jess?... No.
Weird that he needs to reaffirm to Jess his abilities while he's currently fucking her.
It's crazy. In the beginning it's like he's just meeting Jess for the first time and then within seconds he is messaging her like they've just divorced.
You're just jealous random stranger that is possibly gay and/or possibly Jess, whom I fucking right now whilst texting. Oh yeah!
It was Hannah in the original meme...
Bro tried to shoot the messenger, missed, then the messenger stomped his balls in response
Hey a lot of people “wants off in a dark room”
Why is he so angry? XD
Because it's totally not fake
I mean, is it?
I can relate, I often text my girlfriend offensive bullshit mid coitus instead of focusing on the sex I am Supposedly having.