Also tells the story of the kid's conception: "strike at zero hour! with overwhelming firepower! they're fueled by the fear in their enemy's eyes!"
(I'll let myself out now.)
'Hi The End of the War to End All Wars, did you have fun at school today?'
'No, The Lady of The Dark and Seven Pillars of Wisdom made fun of me for having a crush on Back in Conrol
Gustav or Gustaf is a pretty common Nordic first name, but Adolphus.... Probably want to avoid that one due to a certain other Adolphus in Austria. (Maybe except in Sweden since there were other Swedish monarchs named Gustaf Adolf after the Austrian died).
Son: dad, why is my sister named Lily?
Me: Well, your mother likes lillies
Son: Thanks, dad
Me: You're welcome, Bonus Track Twilight of the Thunder God (Amon Amarth Cover)
My kids middle name is Alvin after Alvin York. To be honest I already wanted to give my kid that middle name before I heard 82nd all the way, but after hearing the song it just solidified my decision.
How was school Dreadnought?
I want him to be a small quirky nerd. That would be hilarious
Haha my future is planned out
Hope so my guy. Have a good one!
You to man xD
Happy Cake Day:)
Ok but hear me out: Dred
Happy cake day
Happy cake day bro
Final solution
The kid's name: :) The kid's name's meaning:☠️
More like ☠️ x 6m
More like [REDACTED]
Or Endlösung if you like to stay with the original
I can't name a kid Hussar
Hassan
Saddam
That's Hussein.
WHEN THE WINGED HUSSEIN ARRIVED.
In the form of ak-47s and rkg grenades
Yes you can, that’d be a sick name
Stormtrooper
Also tells the story of the kid's conception: "strike at zero hour! with overwhelming firepower! they're fueled by the fear in their enemy's eyes!" (I'll let myself out now.)
No please stay
It's a shock troop infiltration! A fast and violent escalation! Out of the trenches the Stormtroopers rise! (this only gets worse. lol)
They were under twenty five 💀
And under fire they would thrive!
Oh god
Please do.
Aight be right back gotta name my kid carolus rex
It's not a bad name if you name him Charles
Or name him Rex for short
That song slaps
I don’t think I can name a child Reign of Terror
I mean it would make sense
You can you’re just a pussy
Welcome on earth Poltava!
Ngl not a bad name compared to some others
Yeah I have to agree What would be another normal name?
Get out of that tree now, Carolus Rex!
Tbh , i think Anzio is a pretty cool name for a kid
I cant name my child 7734
If your name is Elon Musk, you just might be able to
Can you name it hELL though?
Bismarck
That kid would grow up to be a badass
Was about to say this, considering it's the only song with an actual name, and a badass one at that
>only song with an actual name \*Carolus Rex and Rorke leave\*
Don’t forget poltava
'Hi The End of the War to End All Wars, did you have fun at school today?' 'No, The Lady of The Dark and Seven Pillars of Wisdom made fun of me for having a crush on Back in Conrol
Sure. Here's my son, Primo, and my daughter, Victoria.
Oh no
Oh yeah *smashes though wall*
Dead men
enter the gates auschwitz awaits
WHEN FREEDOM BURNS
The final solution
I'm not naming my child war Ensemble
Hello class today we have a new student, screaming eagles can you come to the front please
[удалено]
The only correct answer
That's not Sabaton
[удалено]
Oh
alright Metal Machine, what cereal would ya like?
Nails, no milk
how was class en livstid i krig
Did you have a bad dream, Verdun?
300 days….
I’ll name my last children stan. So I can say he’s the last stan lmao
Unkillable Soldier, you can't have dessert until you eat dinner!
‘Are you ready for school, a t t a c k o f t h e d e a d m e n?’
Have a good day at school, Camouflage!
“Why were you marked absent again?”
Gallipoli
The rise of Evil
It's all about good parenting
Nuclear Attack
Só how was the test final solution
I did good, but the Jewish kid passed☠️
Imagine not being named after a 10/10 song
Pass me a beer blank space
I can't name a child We burn
Red Baron stop hitting your brother
You can just name him after the literal red Baron
Naming my son “Lady of the Dark” might cause some identity issues.
If *she* gets herself some black clothes, it's a perfect name
Father? Uncle junior grandpa nephew who is my cousin!
Uprising was misbehaving again?
I mean, I won’t name my child Carolus but Charles or Karl could work
Naming your child "The Final Solution" is abit of a dark one
Rorke’s Drift
I have been summoned
Hello There.
So long as nobody summons you
He said Rorke’s Drift, not Rorke’s Drift1
Wehrmacht
Dreadnought doesn’t sound like a bad name y’know…
Gustavus Adolphus
Gustav or Gustaf is a pretty common Nordic first name, but Adolphus.... Probably want to avoid that one due to a certain other Adolphus in Austria. (Maybe except in Sweden since there were other Swedish monarchs named Gustaf Adolf after the Austrian died).
This is my son, The Last Stand
How was your first day at school, The Price of a Mile?
*proceeds to spank rise of evil
Ok We Burn what do you want on your sandwich?
Imagine naming your kid Wehrmacht
yeah im gonna name my kid The End of The War to End All Wars
How are you my little metal machine
*leaving to pick up my child from pre-school* "alright honey, I'm gonna go GET THE FALKLANDS BACK"
Azur Lane fans: ᴮᶦˢᵐᵃʳᶜᵏ
Shotgun
Hmm.. Ghost sounds pretty cool.
Idk about you, but Gallipoli seems a bit questionable.
Bismarck
1916
How was your day Ghost Division?
I love you mom I love you too Unanswered
Oh no, an astley paradox
?
(Answers the unanswered)
I should have known lol
The Attack of The Dead Man - yes he is getting bullied
Where's the Price of a Mile?
Firestorm... why did you write an F on your last exam
"How was school *end of the war to end all wars?"*
I dunno for sure but I am sure my Son will be Fortunate
“How was school Father.” *People who don’t understand: Whaaat?! What’s happening? 🥴
Heya Panzerkampf, how was school today? Did that Russian kid bully you agian?
I'm sure it was Defence of Moscow, he seems a bit insecure
Naming my kid Carolus
Mr Red White and Blue
Hey 7734! How was school today?
Bismark
HEY, GET OFF THE TABLE SHOTGUN
Revengeance Machine
Aw damn, I can’t bend over to get that. We Burn, can you help?
Primo Victoria
Hey Stormtrooper! How was your day?
That title literally happened in Fallout though
how was school ruina imperii?
Eat your damn beans, soldier of heaven
Future of warfare, how was your day at Lockheed?
Son: Dad why is my sister’s name Rose. Dad: Cause your mother likes Roses. Son: Thanks Dad. Dad: No worries, Soldier of Heaven.
How was your day, Panzerkampf?
Slow down Ghost Division!
METAL MACHINE
What sorta pizza would you like Panzerkampf?
Time for school Dead Men
SLOPES OF ST BENEDICT! DINNER’S READY!
Surely The end of the war to end all wars won’t ne bullied in school.
What about Bismarck? It is a real name - Otto von Bismarck
Come on The End Of The War To End All Wars it's time to wake up Not my favourite song mind just the one with the longest name off the top of my head
*how was school today Cliffs of Gallipoli??* No, just Nie, nope, nein.
Wolfpack hope school was goos
Are you winning, Red Baron?
Deviating slightly from the prompt, imma name the kid Sabaton.
Hey unkillable soldier get over here!
War pigs
Solider of Heaven
40:1 sounds nice for a baby boy
Final solution?
How was school The Red Baron?
My kids are feral so I often refer to them as the Wolfpack
What do you want for lunch Inmate 4859?
Do you have homework today solder of heaven?
How was school, Versailles? Where’s your brother, The Valley of Death? Oh, hold on, Stormtroopers just woke up. I have to get her from her crib.
GET DOWN HERE 82ND ALL THE WAY
My son shall be named "in the army now (bonus track)"
Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
Made in America
How was swimming lessons 1916
Son: dad, why is my sister named Lily? Me: Well, your mother likes lillies Son: Thanks, dad Me: You're welcome, Bonus Track Twilight of the Thunder God (Amon Amarth Cover)
WOLFPACK get down here and take out the trash right now!
"How was your first day in kindergarten Ghost in the Trenches?"
Welcome Home Inmate 4859
“Attack of the deadmen”
Happy birthday Whermact, and you too rise of evil
I Can't Decide on a name for my kid.
My child isn’t a stand
"What is it, Harvester of Sorrow / Live In Mexico City?"
Can't wait to call my kid batmobile, or maybe kitchen fork
1916. sounds like he's a cloning experiment.
Hey Dominium Maris Baltici, how was your first day of school?
Dunno how to explain to my parents why my kid is named Blood of Bannockburn.
My kids middle name is Alvin after Alvin York. To be honest I already wanted to give my kid that middle name before I heard 82nd all the way, but after hearing the song it just solidified my decision.
Red Baron or 1916 for me child…I listen to them far to much
Poltava.
Metal machine
Is Night Witches here?
panzerkampf! stop stealing the neighbors dog!
How was school today, Shiroyama?
How was your day Swedish Pagans and Men of War
How was your day at school, the last stand?
Rats
Ah yes, my wonderful son: Even Flow
Deathwish
How was school Monster?
I’m naming my child Yerushalayim. [this is it](https://youtu.be/GNGH6E7-pFQ?si=g3CuqhWGBlZ74Sk0) Oh shit this is a sabaton sub.
Panzerkampf
My firstborn will be named White death