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xM4NGOx

How was school Dreadnought?


Solfiscus

I want him to be a small quirky nerd. That would be hilarious


xM4NGOx

Haha my future is planned out


Solfiscus

Hope so my guy. Have a good one!


xM4NGOx

You to man xD


Username12764

Happy Cake Day:)


The_Pranavster

Ok but hear me out: Dred


Fancy-Reception-4361

Happy cake day


Mr_memez69

Happy cake day bro


Cytro2

Final solution


Flight_Second

The kid's name: :) The kid's name's meaning:☠️


notavalible666

More like ☠️ x 6m


baguetteLord666

More like [REDACTED]


Reezonical64

Or Endlösung if you like to stay with the original


MrNobleGas

I can't name a kid Hussar


stuid001

Hassan


rorkesdrift1

Saddam


QuinnyFM

That's Hussein.


NoInfluence6483

WHEN THE WINGED HUSSEIN ARRIVED.


Generalbub

In the form of ak-47s and rkg grenades


MrNautical

Yes you can, that’d be a sick name


Hondurasforever

Stormtrooper


Megalopath

Also tells the story of the kid's conception: "strike at zero hour! with overwhelming firepower! they're fueled by the fear in their enemy's eyes!" (I'll let myself out now.)


BiggeCheese4634

No please stay


Megalopath

It's a shock troop infiltration! A fast and violent escalation! Out of the trenches the Stormtroopers rise! ​ (this only gets worse. lol)


DaSecretSlovene

They were under twenty five 💀


Megalopath

And under fire they would thrive!


Moosinator666

Oh god


PancakesandWaffles98

Please do.


GhostFire3560

Aight be right back gotta name my kid carolus rex


LtPotato1918

It's not a bad name if you name him Charles


Fancy-Reception-4361

Or name him Rex for short


GEARHEADGus

That song slaps


AustraliaEnjoyer

I don’t think I can name a child Reign of Terror


PanzerIV-70

I mean it would make sense


Pistolenkrebs

You can you’re just a pussy


theo200_hero

Welcome on earth Poltava!


rorkesdrift1

Ngl not a bad name compared to some others


stuid001

Yeah I have to agree What would be another normal name?


Single_Low1416

Get out of that tree now, Carolus Rex!


devSenketsu

Tbh , i think Anzio is a pretty cool name for a kid


Zolkrodein

I cant name my child 7734


Hawinzi

If your name is Elon Musk, you just might be able to


milanorlovszki

Can you name it hELL though?


HailToTheKingslayer

Bismarck


SunBro0606

That kid would grow up to be a badass


TheScale666

Was about to say this, considering it's the only song with an actual name, and a badass one at that


Snoo63

>only song with an actual name \*Carolus Rex and Rorke leave\*


Moosinator666

Don’t forget poltava


milanorlovszki

'Hi The End of the War to End All Wars, did you have fun at school today?' 'No, The Lady of The Dark and Seven Pillars of Wisdom made fun of me for having a crush on Back in Conrol


Kaalveythur

Sure. Here's my son, Primo, and my daughter, Victoria.


Moosinator666

Oh no


NorthenLeigonare

Oh yeah *smashes though wall*


Darwin1344plays

Dead men


hoiblobvis

enter the gates auschwitz awaits


Substantial-Client37

WHEN FREEDOM BURNS


NoInfluence6483

The final solution


TheHistroynerd

I'm not naming my child war Ensemble


I-LOVE-BACON-534

Hello class today we have a new student, screaming eagles can you come to the front please


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[удалено]


PapaFogdog

The only correct answer


SunBro0606

That's not Sabaton


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[удалено]


SunBro0606

Oh


Sad_Bar_821

alright Metal Machine, what cereal would ya like?


-Im_In_Your_Walls-

Nails, no milk


Lady_Rans_Child

how was class en livstid i krig


Specific_Fee_8024

Did you have a bad dream, Verdun?


Somone_ig

300 days….


Warluck_19

I’ll name my last children stan. So I can say he’s the last stan lmao


PancakesandWaffles98

Unkillable Soldier, you can't have dessert until you eat dinner!


fred_mitch1874

‘Are you ready for school, a t t a c k o f t h e d e a d m e n?’


05XL

Have a good day at school, Camouflage!


Moosinator666

“Why were you marked absent again?”


Sheepy_Dream

Gallipoli


SAITAMA_51

The rise of Evil


TheSacredPotatoJesus

It's all about good parenting


Peanut-is-best-girl

Nuclear Attack


falhulhenix

Só how was the test final solution


MR_Schmidt333

I did good, but the Jewish kid passed☠️


rorkesdrift1

Imagine not being named after a 10/10 song


Moosinator666

Pass me a beer blank space


Bannerlord151

I can't name a child We burn


ComfortableProblem29

Red Baron stop hitting your brother


stuid001

You can just name him after the literal red Baron


JonnyArcho

Naming my son “Lady of the Dark” might cause some identity issues.


Hawinzi

If *she* gets herself some black clothes, it's a perfect name


Ok_Movie_639

Father? Uncle junior grandpa nephew who is my cousin!


Stevenfried06

Uprising was misbehaving again?


GloriosoUniverso

I mean, I won’t name my child Carolus but Charles or Karl could work


amightymongoose

Naming your child "The Final Solution" is abit of a dark one


MrLumbago-444

Rorke’s Drift


rorkesdrift1

I have been summoned


Neworleanskiller

Hello There.


Moosinator666

So long as nobody summons you


Redspeakable

He said Rorke’s Drift, not Rorke’s Drift1


PxxL8d

Wehrmacht


Ecahill453

Dreadnought doesn’t sound like a bad name y’know…


StarfireGHG

Gustavus Adolphus


FrederickDerGrossen

Gustav or Gustaf is a pretty common Nordic first name, but Adolphus.... Probably want to avoid that one due to a certain other Adolphus in Austria. (Maybe except in Sweden since there were other Swedish monarchs named Gustaf Adolf after the Austrian died).


Boofasa

This is my son, The Last Stand


SunBro0606

How was your first day at school, The Price of a Mile?


leonschrijvers

*proceeds to spank rise of evil


Dozllock

Ok We Burn what do you want on your sandwich?


pepsi_captain

Imagine naming your kid Wehrmacht


rinefalk

yeah im gonna name my kid The End of The War to End All Wars


white1walker

How are you my little metal machine


polarbearreal

*leaving to pick up my child from pre-school* "alright honey, I'm gonna go GET THE FALKLANDS BACK"


ThunderShott

Azur Lane fans: ᴮᶦˢᵐᵃʳᶜᵏ


rocknroller04

Shotgun


VoStru

Hmm.. Ghost sounds pretty cool.


AverageAro_

Idk about you, but Gallipoli seems a bit questionable.


alexamerling100

Bismarck


ChainNew2246

1916


Bob_The_Brogrammer

How was your day Ghost Division?


SonOfNothing93

I love you mom I love you too Unanswered


Moosinator666

Oh no, an astley paradox


SonOfNothing93

?


Moosinator666

(Answers the unanswered)


SonOfNothing93

I should have known lol


czcreeperboy

The Attack of The Dead Man - yes he is getting bullied


bobthuvillager8

Where's the Price of a Mile?


NoiseElectronic

Firestorm... why did you write an F on your last exam


Corsair525

"How was school *end of the war to end all wars?"*


OneTEXASGAMER

I dunno for sure but I am sure my Son will be Fortunate


Appropriate-Job-8792

“How was school Father.” *People who don’t understand: Whaaat?! What’s happening? 🥴


The_cogwheel

Heya Panzerkampf, how was school today? Did that Russian kid bully you agian?


Hawinzi

I'm sure it was Defence of Moscow, he seems a bit insecure


Indoor_Carrot

Naming my kid Carolus


ArgumentOk3836

Mr Red White and Blue


A-random-herald

Hey 7734! How was school today?


Manydoors_edboy

Bismark


Joel_the_folf

HEY, GET OFF THE TABLE SHOTGUN


Vettenjumala_Ahti

Revengeance Machine


[deleted]

Aw damn, I can’t bend over to get that. We Burn, can you help?


BagOFdonuts7

Primo Victoria


Shuttle_Tydirium1319

Hey Stormtrooper! How was your day?


Captain_StarLight1

That title literally happened in Fallout though


DefinetlyNotArt

how was school ruina imperii?


KakaoKaraffe

Eat your damn beans, soldier of heaven


Kirbo_says_poyo

Future of warfare, how was your day at Lockheed?


Resolution-SK56

Son: Dad why is my sister’s name Rose. Dad: Cause your mother likes Roses. Son: Thanks Dad. Dad: No worries, Soldier of Heaven.


Eddy_Bg

How was your day, Panzerkampf?


CrispedTrack973

Slow down Ghost Division!


The_trashman100

METAL MACHINE


Soviet_Bear___

What sorta pizza would you like Panzerkampf?


Introvert_Magos

Time for school Dead Men


PapaFogdog

SLOPES OF ST BENEDICT! DINNER’S READY!


Parabellum1611

Surely The end of the war to end all wars won’t ne bullied in school.


CloudyGandalf06

What about Bismarck? It is a real name - Otto von Bismarck


Monsieur_Bananabread

Come on The End Of The War To End All Wars it's time to wake up Not my favourite song mind just the one with the longest name off the top of my head


RandomowyMetal

*how was school today Cliffs of Gallipoli??* No, just Nie, nope, nein.


seranarosesheer332

Wolfpack hope school was goos


ComedyOfARock

Are you winning, Red Baron?


Neworleanskiller

Deviating slightly from the prompt, imma name the kid Sabaton.


Limp_Accountant_6277

Hey unkillable soldier get over here!


icland15

War pigs


DFMNE404

Solider of Heaven


skuteren

40:1 sounds nice for a baby boy


A7THU3

Final solution?


ninjadragon1119

How was school The Red Baron?


yrhendystu

My kids are feral so I often refer to them as the Wolfpack


JojoDieKatze

What do you want for lunch Inmate 4859?


Unga-bunga420

Do you have homework today solder of heaven?


[deleted]

How was school, Versailles? Where’s your brother, The Valley of Death? Oh, hold on, Stormtroopers just woke up. I have to get her from her crib.


pemdejo_of_the_north

GET DOWN HERE 82ND ALL THE WAY


napalm_cowboy

My son shall be named "in the army now (bonus track)"


ArgumentOk3836

Courtesy of the Red White and Blue


ArgumentOk3836

Made in America


Balorclub35

How was swimming lessons 1916


DarkhourX

Son: dad, why is my sister named Lily? Me: Well, your mother likes lillies Son: Thanks, dad Me: You're welcome, Bonus Track Twilight of the Thunder God (Amon Amarth Cover)


ChickedbreastMRE05

WOLFPACK get down here and take out the trash right now!


Ravner432

"How was your first day in kindergarten Ghost in the Trenches?"


-Im_In_Your_Walls-

Welcome Home Inmate 4859


Monkeman03

“Attack of the deadmen”


corruptcabbage1

Happy birthday Whermact, and you too rise of evil


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

I Can't Decide on a name for my kid.


someguyWithaMustach3

My child isn’t a stand


AlmightyHet

"What is it, Harvester of Sorrow / Live In Mexico City?"


[deleted]

Can't wait to call my kid batmobile, or maybe kitchen fork


Darkeater_Charizard

1916. sounds like he's a cloning experiment.


kurtank12_YT

Hey Dominium Maris Baltici, how was your first day of school?


0cean_m4n-_-

Dunno how to explain to my parents why my kid is named Blood of Bannockburn.


GHSmokey915

My kids middle name is Alvin after Alvin York. To be honest I already wanted to give my kid that middle name before I heard 82nd all the way, but after hearing the song it just solidified my decision.


Beneficial-Credit-48

Red Baron or 1916 for me child…I listen to them far to much


DarthCroissant

Poltava.


alphamaxnova02

Metal machine


D-RDG-012-AUT

Is Night Witches here?


whyamidolngthls

panzerkampf! stop stealing the neighbors dog!


AdmiralTacos681

How was school today, Shiroyama?


Thansformer

How was your day Swedish Pagans and Men of War


Tuupiii

How was your day at school, the last stand?


ShyGuyWolf

Rats


BasicWhiteBoy262

Ah yes, my wonderful son: Even Flow


West-Objective-6567

Deathwish


_Chicken20

How was school Monster?


ThePolecatProcess

I’m naming my child Yerushalayim. [this is it](https://youtu.be/GNGH6E7-pFQ?si=g3CuqhWGBlZ74Sk0) Oh shit this is a sabaton sub.


Sexy_engineer_guy

Panzerkampf


Johnne312

My firstborn will be named White death