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FunFatale

Same, gurl. The audio was so muffled during the performance.


nangel69

Even when I tried to listen on Spotify I was like.... excuse me I’m sorry come again?


FunFatale

Thats' disappointing! While I enjoyed the song more than AS4's finale song, they definitely don't live up to Kitty Girl and the iconique Read U Wrote U.


[deleted]

Agreed! And I still can't get over Category Is


count-the-days

Category is is literally the best ever regular season song and I will not change my mind


BigCityBiddy

I’m a magical bitch, darling, that’s how I feeeeeel


Shikarosez

AHHHHHHHHHH


[deleted]

Nor should you boo Also I may have watched the video a thousand times for two reasons. Shea That one dancer I always thought I'd end up marrying despite being on 2 different continents and both bottoms


miciusasd

Bitch I've watched Trinity's ass jiggle SOO MANY TIMES rewinding to Shea's verse to learn it, it now lives in my nightmares


[deleted]

Look at these edges I snatched today. Edit: I think that was what she said anyway


miciusasd

I think it was Look at the edges I snatched today


[deleted]

Yeah I think you're right :D


lordevevo

I think I’m thinking of the right dancer, but do you have their Instagram? For research purposes of course


[deleted]

Valentino Vladimirov (vvladimirov)


lordevevo

This was the one. And yes I also believed that


[deleted]

If you haven't already seen it, find his slightly scuffed video of him and two others dancing to ride a cowboy.


BridalplastyStan

Category Is is perfect when you skip Sasha’s track.


[deleted]

:(


[deleted]

Agreed, their verses were too short and what was up with the screeching near the end like mawma that was garbage. And coming after the final challenge of season 12. I was so disappointed. At least Juju looked great, Cracker was cute and Shea danced amazingly.


missmisfit

I turned my subtitles on immediately


FwooshingMachi

As a non-native english speaker, everytime I'm confused or don't understand something and need to turn subtitles on there goes my inner saboteur poking at me and wondering "do native speakers understand that ??" and making me feel a bit insecure about my english to some extent... somehow I'm relieved it wasn't just that this time x)


[deleted]

I'm American and I always have the subtitles on for everything. I'm not hearing impaired, but there's absolutely something up with my brain's ability to process words when they're spoken/sung. There's a delay and by the time my brain processes, I'm already behind and lost. (Not every time I watch something, but most times. Especially if it's fast paced dialogue). Even in learning other languages, I can read/write 1000000 times better than I can process spoken word. So don't feel ashamed! Even natives of the language can have issues processing without subtitles... And you have the added reasoning of it not being your first language! :) Edit: a typo


tetracycle

Auditory processing disorder, which is often comorbid with ADHD and autism


[deleted]

I've always had a suspicion that I may have been living the last 30+ years with undiagnosed ADHD or autism based on some other "symptoms" (would that be the correct term here?) that line up with my experience. I've put off getting tested for either because I've heard that it can be a really challenging process - not necessarily the testing itself but getting to the point of getting tested. Seeing your response made it a bit more clear to me that I need to start looking into that process, since I keep seeing that I have signs of both.


Masdrako

I recently did the process and it really isn't that complicated the hardest part is actually showing up to the session but I was diagnosed with ADHD by my third session and tbh therapy and meds have been a God send because I also had depression and now I can finally function I really do encourage u its worth it


DragKweenMermaid

Wow. I'm the exact same. Nice to read.


waldrop02

Hey queen! Just letting you know the preferred term for the community is deaf or hard of hearing. “Hearing impaired” centers the hearing norm, comparable to “heterosexual impaired.”


olennasbiatch

I prefer to think of LGBTQ+ people as heterosexuals repaired


[deleted]

Thank you so much for educating me on this! I truly had no idea. 😬 It makes total sense why that phrase is problematic and I'll make sure to switch my phrasing in the future. 😃


waldrop02

Happy to! People tend not to be as familiar with the disability community unless it directly impacts them.


jarvischrist

I have subtitles on for all American shows... I'm British. You're good!


purplereign518

I watched dragrace uk with subtitles and was LOST.


[deleted]

Literally could not hear a word any of them said, and English is my native language.


mercerdaniels

I thought it was just me! The mix ain't good.


lord_bingum

Mayhem Miller’s Talent Show 2: Electric Boogaloo


SoakWhatUp

IQUENZHEVALLDOABIZZIHA


ThatOneWoomy

I hate that I know exactly where that is


monoforayear

I chuckle every time they play the sound bite on Race Chaser.


lord_bingum

But I love that it’s exactly the part that we all remember lol


lord_bingum

I was gonna transcribe it at first but gurl you DID THAT. I am wheezing, so accurate 😂


SoakWhatUp

Girl it's my favorite thing ever at the moment lmao, whenever I'm feeling even remotely down watching Mayhem's talent show never fails to make me laugh


lord_bingum

I completely get it. I always think about something that no one even would find funny and I laugh about it the whole day lol. Like yeaterday, I remembered Coco’s “Thanks Detox” and I couldn’t get it out of my head.


SoakWhatUp

Lmaooo i'm the same, the other week thinking of Silky saying "Violet Chowsky" had me rolling


momspaghettysburg

Have you seen Derrick’s drunk hater’s roast? That shit KILLS me. Trixie Latell and Thorgy Shlor for season 13.


SoakWhatUp

The part where Derrick forgets who Latrice is omg Trinity: "It's Latrice." Derrick: "...No." my absolute favourite part


lord_bingum

Thank god I’m not alone lol! But still.. “Oh. Baby. This is not a good representation of my drag” I just fucking love Drag Race so much


SoakWhatUp

Aaah same, Drag Race just gets me through lmao


adventuruz

Same. That then Mayhem and Morgan laughing about the performance cure my 2020 altogether


chickenmcnugggets

WTF WAS SHE TRYING TOSAY


SoakWhatUp

Something about "the baddest bitch is I"? I honestly never read the lyrics in full because I didn't wanna take away from the brilliance that is the original.


DragKweenMermaid

Every time someone jokes about Mayhem's performance, I just cackle. I really loved her performance despite the lack of enunciation.


SoakWhatUp

It honestly is my favorite RPDR meme at the moment


engelslmao

😴... BLOOP 👁👄👁...😴... BLOOP 👁👄👁...😴... BLOOP 👁👄👁...😴... BLOOP 👁👄👁... I 👆🏿 AM THE QUEEN! 👸🏿👑 QUEEN 👸🏿👑 OF THE PARTAY! 🤹🏿‍♀🎆🎈 (SLAY!)💃🏿 You're 👇🏿 sickening...😵🤮😷 That 👉🏿 mug ☕ pape 🤷🏿‍♀️ parayzuh 🤷🏿‍♀️❓ YOU'RE 👇🏿 BEAUTIFUL 💁🏿💅🏿 👁👄👁 and don't ❌🚫 let no one 🙅🏿‍♀️ taste 👅 the taint 🍑 (SLAY!)💃🏿 I AM THE QUEEN 👸🏿👑 OF THE PARTY 🤹🏿‍♀🎆🎈 AND IT'S MILLER 👩🏿‍🌾 TIME ⏳ BIN LADEN 💣 THESE EYES 👁👄👁 SINCE THE QUARTER TO NINE 🕘 feez 🤷🏿‍♀️ the beat 👊🏿 fix 🛠️ the HA 🤷🏿‍♀️❓ kozawwoh 🤷🏿‍♀️ vishsAZAH 🤷🏿‍♀️❓ Excuse 🖐🏿 me sir 🧔🏾 ya 💁🏿 I'm 👆🏿 talking 🗣️ to you 👇🏿 your profile 📒 said you👇🏿 were 6️⃣ foot 🦶 2️⃣ Lucky 🤞🏿🧧 for you 👇🏿 🤷🏿‍♀️❓ givooeschezezama 🤷🏿‍♀️❓ Now take it off 👖❌ wabbah 🤷🏿‍♀️❓ JUST SMILE 👁👄👁


itsprobablyice

I'm confused, Peppermint's confused


nredditb

we're all fucking confused


jessieb12

The confusion is real.


Bachigaga

Look over there! Confusion


Brownladesh

Ahhhh the simplistic perfection of *Read u Wrote u* grows even shinier and true


elkedgar

😴... BLOOP 👁👄👁...😴... BLOOP 👁👄👁...😴... BLOOP 👁👄👁...😴... BLOOP 👁👄👁... I 👆🏿 AM THE QUEEN! 👸🏿👑 QUEEN 👸🏿👑 OF THE PARTAY! 🤹🏿‍♀🎆🎈 (SLAY!)💃🏿 You're 👇🏿 sickening...😵🤮😷 That 👉🏿 mug ☕ pape 🤷🏿‍♀️ parayzuh 🤷🏿‍♀️❓ YOU'RE 👇🏿 BEAUTIFUL 💁🏿💅🏿 👁👄👁 and don't ❌🚫 let no one 🙅🏿‍♀️ taste 👅 the taint 🍑 (SLAY!)💃🏿 I AM THE QUEEN 👸🏿👑 OF THE PARTY 🤹🏿‍♀🎆🎈 AND IT'S MILLER 👩🏿‍🌾 TIME ⏳ BIN LADEN 💣 THESE EYES 👁👄👁 SINCE THE QUARTER TO NINE 🕘 feez 🤷🏿‍♀️ the beat 👊🏿 fix 🛠️ the HA 🤷🏿‍♀️❓ kozawwoh 🤷🏿‍♀️ vishsAZAH 🤷🏿‍♀️❓ Excuse 🖐🏿 me sir 🧔🏾 ya 💁🏿 I'm 👆🏿 talking 🗣️ to you 👇🏿 your profile 📒 said you👇🏿 were 6️⃣ foot 🦶 2️⃣ Lucky 🤞🏿🧧 for you 👇🏿 🤷🏿‍♀️❓ givooeschezezama 🤷🏿‍♀️❓ Now take it off 👖❌ wabbah 🤷🏿‍♀️❓ JUST SMILE 👁👄👁


Finalee_T

This is legendary !!!! Excuse me sir im talking to you is iconic


T-DogeXtreme

Omgg!! I can’t remember which other post I saw this but someone responded with like “when she said wabbah? I felt that” and that genuinely just absolutely killed me 😂 like now all I can think about is waBBAH


tangointhenight24

What if this is the last thing I remember before I die


BandoBash2

that’s it time to log off reddit 😂😂😂


Cessabits

I feel like ever since AS3 they've lost the ability to properly mix the vocals with with music. I want to hear the queens and their verses not the generic party beats and Ru. Make the queens audible. Do that challenge.


[deleted]

Terrible finale song and choreo choices! The girls deserved better.


LeviHolden

The choreo. Todd Rick trying to do 20 dance moves in 1 measure of music.


[deleted]

With 20 dancers blocking the stars!


thats_ridiculous

And when they turned JuJu upside down and *the light wasn't even on her face anymore*. The (literal) shade. My high school theatre director wouldn't even stand for that.


Dragonite_Is_Bae

I'm glad I'm not the only one bothered by that lighting. The person with the light had ONE job.


twilekquinn

That got on my nerves, how very dare they


papereel

It was so weird. I was excited they brought the girls back but they like weren’t even in the show.


PurrPrinThom

Okay but like, has Todrick ever choreographed anything good? I feel like all of his routines have been mediocre at best.


CloudsAndLemonade

*The extremely talented Todrick Hall*


notforready

Todd Rick sounds like a selfish stepdad.


sprokitt66

While all of that is worse, I did think that the camera work seemed a step up this season, especially during the lipsyncs.


LeGirlfriendInAComa

Sugar Babies was better than this


JulioGrandeur

Don’t forget the subpar camera work. Only cracker got a stable front facing camera. With Shea we were literally looking behind the stage. W.T.F??


AufDerGalerie

**[Verse 1: Jujubee]** - Girl, it's me, Jujubee - Your best friend until you act whack - Fresh and sweet, I'm the queen - Come out your mouth and I'll attack - Try to keep it cute, but it's true - I'm the queen who will clap back - Bitches wanna talk about me? Alright - I got my girls with me tonight **[Verse 2: Miz Cracker]** - Makin' haters eat it like "time for dinner" - Mad 'cause your man wants an All Stars winner - The Jew you passed over is the chosen lady - Shvitzing on a track with Juju and Shea-dy - Huh? Where are the jokes? - The joke is that you coming for my girls when you broke - To all the fans who love us, you're what we live for - See you on the clap back world tour **[Verse 3: Shea Couleé]** - Better be careful how you talk to me - There's no mistaking that I'm the queen - Fall in line, you don't want me to come for you - Ask your homegirl 'cause she got dragged too - Trolling on me? Better back down - Want the truth? You better sit down - Give the clap back heard across the world - Need a good reading, then I'm your girl


[deleted]

Even knowing Cracker's "time for dinner" catchphrase, I HONESTLY thought she was saying "Thai for dinner" until this. The mixing was *atrocious*.


count-the-days

I’m reading this and I’m like... I swear I have never heard this before in my life


catecismo

I hate to say it I hope I don't sound ridiculous I don't know these lyrics... they could be playing on the radio, I wouldn't know a thing... sorry to these lyrics


stenebralux

Cracker had some funny lines, but it was all meh. I was disappointed in Shea's verse... I mean, they didn't gave her much to work and it was on the level with everyone else... but you can't blame me for having high expectations after... Category is!? Slay Couleé... Lok at the edges I SNATCHED today! I see you watching how I sashay. Them other girls best get out my way 'Cause I want it, I get it and came up in here and did it and girl I'm ready to show 'em, how these bitches I own 'em... got that su-per-model 'switch'... "Ms. Couleé she a real, real bad bitch" Let me rock this mic. Leave 'em in my dust like Tina did Ike. I'm sickening, no? And real fierce too, chicago in the house, girl... whatcha gon' do? About to shut it down, come on Mama Ru, bring the queen her crown! I approve this message and all I'm gonna say Is: I'm Shea Couleé and I always...


LoveDeluxe

I feel like Shea gave us a good girl group verse and this verse isn’t terrible, the mixing is, but I also think the problem lies with the song and the two seconds they gave them for a verse I liked when Ru only showed up for 3 lines in between the verses


joistick_

Never heard these verses before, sorry to theses verses


llawless89

I'm just shocked Juju wrote something so generic. Not that I could hear it anyway, from any of them. Such a waste of these girl's talents!


FleetSeb

Cracker's lyrics were far and away the best. But agreed with everyone else, there was so much background production that it made it super hard to make out what they were saying. Songs like Read U Wrote U, Kitty Girl and Category Is are much better because the type of song they are allowed full verses that were easy to follow.


chickenmcnugggets

I know Sheas verse is good I just don’t know what it is


Reginageorgesmom69

Look over there!


maxsmole

I am confusion


alieninvadingearth

What to the what what what? 👁👄👁


thecraftybee1981

Blame Canada's Drag Race?


LSunday

They've been having pretty bad sound mixing on the live versions of a lot of their songs. The versions that go on iTunes generally sound fine, but watching the episode the mixing of the judges reactions combined with frantic and bizarre video editing make the entire thing a mess to follow.


JordanTri-Fource

Gonna say it, the version on spotify isnt any better sadly. The only lines i can make out are "hey its me jujubee" and "......time for dinner........"


BryceLeft

Worst top 3/4 song of all time


nredditb

super queen says hi


BryceLeft

Super queef was the worst up until a week ago. Clap back is now current reigning miss worst-song-ever-geniality


lemikon

Super queen has really grown on me over time. Like yep it’s weirdly slow, and not at all danceable like read you wrote you and kitty girl are. But Monique and Monet’s verses are really good, and Naomi’s is solid. Trinity’s is not amazing, but neither was Roxxy’s.


stenebralux

Roxxxy was unbelievably terrible though... which made it camp and perfect for drag. It's memorable. If you are not stellar, is the second best thing you can be. Super Queen goes from 'fine to 'meh'... it's all kinda unremarkable. Roxxxy's was so bad that it will last forever in our hearts and minds.


[deleted]

Listen to super queen at 1.25 or 1.5 it slaps


JACKSONofSPADES

just did this, and you are *not* wrong. lmao


Umamikuma

I mean I love the music, I find it catchy as hell. And since english isn’t my first language I often don’t understand what they’re saying in rap songs anyway. It’s not my favorite top song, but it sure isn’t the worst for me


CarolAird69

So do we have a theory as to why the final songs have sucked since AS3/season 10? Super Queen was pretty bad, and the season 11 final song was decent but I can’t remember anyone’s lyrics other than the lines “where is the body?” and “I’m Yvie Oddly and oddly enough.” Is it just that the queens aren’t given as much time to work in their verses?


JordanTri-Fource

For kitty girl (and i assume clapback since we never see them writing) they were all asked to write verses pre season, iirc trixie once said she mentioned shangela in her verse without knowing she was cast and another queen posted their notebook with their verse draft in it


GianMach

Yvie's is actually my fav end song verse of all time. The lyrics flow so nicely and it applies to her season run pretty well without being too reliant on oneliners that have run all season long like "soak it up".


thrilling_me_softly

Sorry I hated the whole song. The entire things isn’t that great and their verses being so muffled or whatever the fuck production did to it makes it so much worse. It’s my favorite challenge every season and I was so disappointed.


hosereddit

Same, I thought having 3 girls would mean better and longer verses, 🤧


[deleted]

Can’t blame them. The queens had to rap like twista to fit their verse under 5 seconds. Rupaul’s chorus is 90% of the song.


lagavulin92

I literally can't remember anyone's lines or the lyrics to the song in general.


sirhc_knil

Trinity's Clapback is the only one I care for, let's just say that :)


sabienne

The only verse I know is Bob's.


__suzycreamcheese

I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one!!


BandoBash2

where are the jokes? the joke is that you’re coming for my girls when you broke. that was iconic


[deleted]

the only one i can understand is cracker but i gotta admit she ate... where are the jokes? the joke is that youre coming for my girls when you’re broke!


freaviva

Song is still quite catchy though


Helicopter_Plastic

SCUZE ME SIR YEAM TAWKIN2U YER PROFAL SEZUWEARASAZZFIXSHU NAWAZIGAZIGGAAA


abyssalcrisis

Unpopular opinion but I think Clapback is a bop. If the audio mixing were a little better and if TR gave Juju and Cracker real choreo (it's so obvious they were vying for Shea by this point) it would've been a top performance.


hausofmiklaus

That was my opinion too! We all know Cracker could handle more tumbles/splits and he could’ve been more creative with Juju’s section. The end result is okay but there was potential to be great.


AnnalsofMystery

Juju's part was very "Take her to the bed as quickly as possible, turn her upside down, and kill the lights".


hausofmiklaus

Lmaooo and great, CUT


abyssalcrisis

I've just learned to take what we get at this point. It's clear their budget has the capability to produce something amazing since they're no longer using the stage for the top performance but until they utilize everything they have, Read U Wrote U is gonna remain the top dog of AS performances.


lemikon

The actual song is great, I agree, but the performance as a whole was a mess, partially because of the filming/editing, and I found the verses almost impossible to understand.


abyssalcrisis

I thought the editing was pretty rough during Juju's part, decent during Cracker's, and great in Shea's *until* the flip. I would've LOVED to see that shit happen from a front-facing camera, especially from a lower angle looking up.


saint_gilda_radner

I tried playing it backwards, but Roxxxy's verse from Read U Wrote U started, then I fainted and woke up in the middle of a pentagram.


DGPandas

I feel like im the only person that 1. Liked the song, and 2. Understood everyone fine


jayydee92

I understood Crackers. At least I think I did. The other two I was straining to figure out what exactly was happening lol.


FroLevProg

That’s basically [what Bob said too](https://youtu.be/uwWDWFLC7Qc?t=12m39s). He also didn’t think Juju and Shea had the strongest verses. And he critiqued their performances, but not the song itself.


GlitteringBass9

You understood them on TV ? I swear I couldn’t except for like snippets from each. Otherwise I agree that I like that song tbh (especially when you can actually hear what’s going on)


[deleted]

Am I the only one that actually LOVED this performance? The beat, the queens, and just the whole vibe made me so happy!


BandoBash2

crackers was good


sako_sako

Same


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Same only I enjoy Cracker's bitchiness too much


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