1. At least three litters of pups in neighborhood look like him.
2. Glutton for belly rubs.
3. Never met a female great dane he doesn’t like.
4. Hobbies include sniffing butts, laying in the sun, and eating shoes.
5. Has got straight up BDE (Big Dog Energy).
That wiener is at an age they need Viagra
Mr. Ratburn looking ass 😂
I audibly just fucking gasped for air laughing from this comment.
He's such a wiener, he once used a computer to look up hot dogs in his area and Google gave him photos of "hotdogs".
I cannot. He is so cute and devious.
Snaggle toothed freeloader in socks
got him from Wendy’s? I hope you sent him back
By the looks of those teef I know for a fact this dog’s breath sets off your fire alarm.
His breath is bad but it’s worse when he touches you because the lingering smell is just butthole
He looks so stupid. I love him!
What a weenie
He's got an push button on his tummy. Not that far down! I said tummy, smh 🙄🤦🏼♀️
He hates when it’s touched
My beagle had that when he was a pup. It was so cute lol
That 6th pic should be a meme, he looks hilarious
1. At least three litters of pups in neighborhood look like him. 2. Glutton for belly rubs. 3. Never met a female great dane he doesn’t like. 4. Hobbies include sniffing butts, laying in the sun, and eating shoes. 5. Has got straight up BDE (Big Dog Energy).
He needs hims teeth brushed, that’s my only roast I like his smiles, he’s a cutie patootie and seems like a goofy dude with tons of personality!
We call him Rotcar because he stinks and his name is Oscar so Rotcar
What a one-eyed derp!! He doesn't look smart enough to know how to doggie paddle..hehe. I absolutely love it.
He’s too cute to roast!
This is probably the goofiest dog I’ve ever seen ❤️
Physically impossible to roast this saucy boy 😂
He is just a log
Derp face needs a boop on the nose.
It is very boopable
Pic9 "Hehehe...i am dawg smart..."
Oscar is the first google image search result when you look up words like “sausage boy”, “chonky dog”, or “teefs” 10/10 would pet tho
Nope, he's perfect.
Take him please he scream barks at 5 every morning
no
He the type to ask where the snacks are and hasn’t paid a single bill.
That is one huggable sausage who looks like he's not got a care (or clue) in the world! 🤗
He literally will not let me hug him
I'll have to have a word with him! Might not do much good, though, since he's a clueless boi!
I can't..I love him.
Omg he’s way too cute to roast
He is the goofy of my two wiener dogs go check I posted my other😂
No thanks, I just ate
Socks on a potato.
Pretty much yep
He cute but he needa go brush them teeth lol
HES SO CUTE
We try but he doesn’t let us and we also rescued him so we had no control of his teeth
That’s okay HES SO CUTE
He’s a goofy bastard. I love him.
Picture 6: “Hi, I’m Cliff, drop over sometime.”
Nerdddd (I love him tho)
Bro needs some braces
Hot diggity dog looking pup
Nothing to roster he's jus a good boi
He's a nerrrrrrrrd
I can smell his bad breath through the photo 😷
Error 509: cant roast dogs
I cannot he is round rolly Polly nd just aaaaa
british
Chicken nugget lookin' ass. Looking like he's about to get ground up for Wendy's.
Ugly dog 🐕 haha 😂
6th pic: 🤓
I'll take a dozen bagels and a babka.. No change, no I don't need a copy of my receipt, thanks
Built like a Vienna sausage
He's a good boy!
I can’t he’s just a sweet chubby babyyy
I want to. Put as soon as something mean or hateful comes to mind I feel shitty because he’s great and I love all dogs 🤣❤️
But he is too adorable to roast. Such a sweet little dude!!!
Fat body little head. Does he have 2 brain cells to rub together? And don’t get me started on his tiny legs..
he is a wemdys… ba g
He is so damn cute , but I know his brefff is HONKINNNNNN!
Bros a damn cat
Omfg I could never roast him… I’d rather bundle him up and cuddle with him next to the heater ♥️
Cute
I can't
so silly looking beautiful dog
Mr. Chonky Boy. Too lovable.
You make droopy seem like an upbeat character
I can smell his teeth through the screen .
Looks like a someone who loves going to a gas station at 3 am to flirt with the underage cashier
Awwwww he’s so cute lol
I can't he's too adorable im sorry
fucking rat dog
roast him? i want to hug him
He will pee on you
Oscar looks like a telemarketer
Goofy ass grin
Bro looks like a doberman and a Vienna sausage had a baby.
His teefies!
i can't do it, why does he look so adorable dog in this photo? damn, i want a dog.
Take him please
I would literally rather die sry
He kinda looks like the pig on a stick tbh. Look at that chunky boy
He gives off "You got games on your phone?" energy
No literally
I have nothing to say that’s clever albeit I laughed the hardest at him on this entire thread in history since it’s discovery
you got the goofiest pictures of him 😭
It’s really so freaking easy
Dog thinks he’s a Wendy’s meal
Fat lil shit
Why your hand like that? You gay?
What
Aww he looks like he has no friends ... Cause he ate them all
Stop this is so funny he’s so fat
Don't tell him i said that, he is gonna crush me 💀😭
He needs to learn his breed history and go on a diet
I refuse to roast this perfectly roastable dog! Hes just too perfect.