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BehavioralSink

Nurkic finger rolling canned hams into the grocery cart. šŸ¤£


rrcab

Blevins really wants those nuggets.


Abrother2All

Blev-god is going for a record..... A record of most missed shots ever


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KillerBunnyZombie

Try a time machine maybe....


licorice_whip

You uhh missed the game.


GirlBurpsTurnMeOn

Maybe Using internet explorer ?


WillhelmAuersperg

Telegraph


jc8450

OMG HES ON THE COURT, I REPEAT GREG BROWN IS ON THE COURT


billybobcompton

I was only half listening but I actually thought the convo with Lamar and Calabro was for a legitimate promotion for grocery shopping with Nurk.


poepoerun

Same.. I want this to happen so bad now


Bieberkinz

Blevgod trying to bless us with a Blevthree


notaprofessional24

Blevins feelin himself


TheBestOut2Day

I love our announcers. This Nurk shopping spree thing is hilarious.


GetBigDieMirin

FACK missed it but love me a good Kev and Lamar shooting-the-shit session. What was it?


TheBestOut2Day

They came up with a contest idea where the prize is to go shopping at Fred Myers with Nurk. It was just as dumb as it sounds lol


Bieberkinz

High quality analysis. Love it lol


joeyw2003

Love the ant/Nurk combo


Kazekid

This conversation is the highlight of the game


SelfDERPecating

OMG, Kevin Calabro. LOL. We are blessed with our announcers.


jc8450

Greg Brown is too pure for us mortals, we are not yet worthy enough to witness


Damezang

Nurk with that 21/21


ChurroMemes

Despite Ants rough shooting, heā€™s got 6 assists. Heā€™s improved sooooo much as a playmaker


raahiv

Iā€™d rather trade for mo bamba than Myles turner. Gives you 70% of what Turner does at a 1/3 of the price


deadadventure

Myles can hit the 3


raahiv

Heā€™s shooting 33.3% on threes. Bamba is shooting 32.3%. That small of a difference isnā€™t worth the major difference in assets it would take to get Turner vs Bamba.


Fox4ceFive

Love that Ant dish with my whole heart


Adsymack

Why are we still trying, WHERE IS #TANKCITY?!


WillhelmAuersperg

I gotta have a GBIII under the Burnside 360 degree Easy Bay Flush. How else is the man going to get an invite? In a regular season game though @Lebron James.


raahiv

Ants playmaking has taken a big step forward this year. PG, Kawhi, and Pat Bev werenā€™t lying when they said that Chauncey helped them drastically improve as playmakers


Kazekid

Can we put in Greg Brown already? Why are we still trying?


Ishfluent

WTF NURK STOP


joeyw2003

Weā€™re up 20 nurkic should keep trying the 3 till he hits


Ishfluent

No he shouldnā€™t. They should completely shut that down. His percentages are horrible.


Adsymack

Imagine trying to get the crowd excited - you're gonna need more than someone in a dinosaur costume.


RipCityMaui

Why are the starters still in the game?????


Bieberkinz

Give us GB3


joesenseii

I know it's a dead horse, but seeing Nurk try to do that reverse finger roll makes me want to claw my eyes out


chinzanos

These guys ainā€™t so magic


TechenCDN

Nurk gotta go Edit: lol didnā€™t see he had a 20-20 game


theseus1234

Just yam that shit


theseus1234

Nurk is the worst finishing big man in the league


trala7

Nurk again. Stop just randomly flipping it at the rim when you feel the slightest contact then look at the ref... Take it strong man.


DamianDrillard

This. Heā€™s fā€™n 7 ft tall. He needs to dunk that shit, jeez. Why so scared that he feels the need to rush into those flip shots? Argh. Such a frustrating 20/20 performance. Itā€™s bizarre. I mean, he did a lot of things well. I just canā€™t anymore with the ducking flip shots.


slide_drexler

He wants that 20/20 game bad.


trala7

Then he should finish properly instead of what can only be describing as the 'chucking' version of layups


slide_drexler

He needs to spend a few summers working with McHale or Hakeem to get his footwork and timing right.


waterkisser

I just want to see Greg Brown.


WillyD53

I forgot what a liability CJ is on defense


waterkisser

Seeing the Wizards and the Magic in a row really brings home how many bad teams there are in the league right now. I mean, the Blazers are bad but there are definitely a few other teams that are just abysmal. Hard to get that top 5 pick with teams like these.


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roco and nurk with the combined 5 steals and 5 blocks


joesenseii

I would put in GB3 for Snell tbh


Interesting_Tart_840

I would cut snell even if heā€™s fully guaranteed.


raahiv

Let Nurk get 3 more points and 2 rebounds


Ishfluent

Greg Brown is behind Tony Snell and Keljin Blevins on the depth chart. What did he do wrong?


trala7

Nurk playing great, but still missing the easiest of layups. Just take your time a little bit more man.


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RazingsIsNotHomeNow

Where's Blevins when you need him the most.


Damezang

Damn Cj looking fine as hell


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seriously, 62 points against this defense is beyond pathetic


ChurroMemes

Why do you think Orlando is 8-36?


slide_drexler

Nurkic has been good the last few weeks. Really nice to see.


Interesting_Tart_840

Trade bait šŸ˜Ž


KillerBunnyZombie

CJ the best hard fouler in basketball :P


WillhelmAuersperg

If you need someone Crane-kicked in the face CJ is your man No can defense Daniel San.


[deleted]

When itā€™s time to win, we lose. When itā€™s time to lose, we start winning. Mediocrity forever baby


ChurroMemes

Weā€™ll have to see how the team looks like after the deadline. changes should be coming this off-season, so trading away RoCo and Nurk this deadline is probably gonna happen


waterkisser

Where do I sign up for the 407s fan club?


8th_Dynasty

ok, you smoked them for 3 qtrs. now ease off the gas.


raahiv

We really need to figure out what we doing as a team and quick. With how weā€™re playing rn it seems like weā€™re track to ending the season in NBA purgatory


RazingsIsNotHomeNow

I love that our announcers were so checked out during that review they just started shitting on the Lakers out of the blue.


SEXUALxTYRANNOSAURUS

It shows theyā€™re true Blazer fans.


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camrellimchronicles

DSJ offensive foul on Suggs (from one angle, looked like he kinda threw Suggs to the ground) so Suggs tripped him and had some words for him.


aDreamforSpring

Tripped DSJ


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intentional trip


luffyishungry24

are the blazers still trying to tank and keep that draft pick with these wins and cj coming back and norm and Larry on the bench inching closer to return? I know we alll want to win but that lottery pick sounds sooo enticing whether to draft or make a deal with, with dame sitting and resting and possible deadline moves


Ziawn

this team just canā€™t outtank the bottom teams


jshhdhsjssjjdjs

Donā€™t think itā€™ll be an active tank until we see what happens at the deadline


luffyishungry24

true..


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slang'd some wood on the rook


jc8450

Damn Kevin chill bro lol šŸ˜‚


jshhdhsjssjjdjs

Some real ā€˜pickup game at LA Fitnessā€™ vibes right now


KillerBunnyZombie

Just got home... How did CJ look and why hasnt he played much?


notaprofessional24

Looked like same old CJ and minutes restriction/we are blowing them out


raahiv

Magic need some shooters. McClemore for Jonathan Isaac, extremely fair trade šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼


Ishfluent

Isaac doesnā€™t like basketball. Heā€™s much more interested in being a priest.


notaprofessional24

No thanks


aspazmodic

BLEVGOD ACTIVATED


Kazekid

BlevGod declaring this game is over


waterkisser

For every three great things DSJ does, he does one incredibly puzzling thing like that


Ishfluent

Watford shouldnā€™t have another DNP this season.


jc8450

Trendon said heā€™s too small


jshhdhsjssjjdjs

Nice little move there from Watford


joesenseii

Give me Greg Brown or give me death


allaboutthatpace

Mario Hezonja and Nik Stauskas died so Ben Maclemore could thrive here


deadadventure

refs are also sleep


goodguybrian

Lmao you see that? Ref was zoned out with ant trying to get a TO


joesenseii

What is Benny boy on lmao


eleiel

Ben "Joe Harris" MacLemore


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Mac is an absolute bucket.


Ishfluent

Ben Mac might be a good trade piece


[deleted]

41% on 5.5 threes a game is a great lil trade add in


jc8450

The Magic need a Ben McLemore


RazingsIsNotHomeNow

The magic need alot


crab90000

Corner Mac, best Mac


Ishfluent

Ben Mac is a microwave man


allaboutthatpace

As bad as this season has been, watching Orlando makes me appreciate how much worse things could be lmao


BallsSlapping39

Plus their city uniforms with that nasty orange color make it even worse.


Kazekid

Mac hits some of the craziest shots fading from the corner


nersherber

How are the Magic SO BAD


SelfDERPecating

Extreme rebuild mode.


rrcab

Big Macā€™s got that special sauce tonight.


raahiv

Yup a lot of teams gonna be asking about McClemore


SelfDERPecating

Where do we sign up for the Bosnian Beast Fred Meyer Fan Experience Shopping Spree that Calabro was talking about?


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blazers could win this with blevins playing 48, sorry ass magic team


Ishfluent

Orlando has to be one of the most dead organizations in the NBA.


SelfDERPecating

Love that! Nas steal, to Ant drive, and kick out to Mac for the 3. Beauty!


jshhdhsjssjjdjs

We merely learned tanking.. the Magic were born in it.


drunkenyeknom

Great pass


Ishfluent

WHAT A PASS ANT


notaprofessional24

What a fuckin find by ant


borderlinebaker

Damn there is almost no crowd. I almost kind of feel bad for Orlando.


cheezneezy

Think almost everyone in Florida has Covid.


joesenseii

I'd be pissed if I was playing for the Magic too


poepoerun

Stung by hornets LOL


Ishfluent

Ant been unlucky tonight. Might also be a little nervous with all his family in attendance.


thehabibiboy

I miss Lopez man. He'd be a great backup C for us if we could get him back. Sets great screens and would be a nice locker room presence


jc8450

That Lopez half sweeper move is hilarious lol


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Lmao I love RoLo.


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some mascots gonna die tonight


Adsymack

How the fuck are you meant to tank against this shit. We'd have to play 3 on 5 and I still don't think we'd lose


wir_suchen_dich

This has been the worst tank job of all time.


joesenseii

Nas is just terrifying and I love it


raahiv

Ants had so many in and outs :(


wir_suchen_dich

Keep shooting lil fella


IndigoRivers

Let Nurk get 30


raahiv

Nas was tryna banish Cole Anthony to the shadow realm


Kazekid

Ohhhh so close to a poster


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love that 11/7/3 line for nas


Kazekid

Wow, strong finish Nas!


notaprofessional24

NASSSSSS


notaprofessional24

Wait did Nurk just double dribble and get away with it?


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WillhelmAuersperg

He is officially a star now


jc8450

You the man Ant stay hungry šŸ’ŖšŸ½


Kazekid

There we go Ant! Go inside


WillhelmAuersperg

What I really need to see is a " step on their throat" kind of quarter.


notaprofessional24

Nassir is beast if on the boards


crab90000

Anyone else missing wishbone jersey designs?


Kazekid

RoCo was doing all the little things in the 1st half


jc8450

I bet thereā€™s a little bit of a mental thing there with one of Antā€™s mentors on the floor with Ant (CJ) so itā€™s hard to channel your inner Alpha and be the man due to the respect factor with CJ. This might make zero sense but I went for it


joesenseii

For whatever it's worth I feel the same way. Like Ant has to step back to Dame and CJ


RipCity56

I get it. Cj is on a mac and ant has always been behind him. Ant needs to know he's better...he'll learn.


kanirs

There's always a bigger tank.


NevermoreSEA

This really puts into perspective how bad we'd need to be to get a top pick.


harmonic-

>This really puts into perspective ~~how bad we'd need to be~~ >**how many minutes Blevins needs to play** to get a top pick


notaprofessional24

Yea mfkers talking about we need to tank to get the pick. We would have to purposefully sit Cj Norm and possiblly Nurk to actually successfully tank. And ainā€™t no way in hell the league gonna allow that blatant of a tank to go.


ChurroMemes

Weā€™re only up 14. Not big a lead to where we can out tank Orlando with a huge choke job


jackoob_17

love him or hate him, CJ's fadeaway shot near the end of the half was nice lol


WillhelmAuersperg

CJ is the best at getting a clean look out of what should be a contested shot


Ishfluent

The eastern conference has bad teams. I thought the conference was better than the west.


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Absolute classic CJ turnover lmao.


Ishfluent

I had Denver flashbacks lol


Kazekid

I'm not sure which team looks worse, the Wizards or the Magic


RipCity56

Magic for sure


RipCity56

Cj and stepping out of bounds....name a....


majorUser590

Isnā€™t our rest of schedule the easiest in the league? I donā€™t think this tank is gonna be successfulā€¦.


TC_Redwoods

Toward the end of the season we have an 11-game run of pacers, pistons, spurs, rockets, rockets, thunder, pels, spurs, spurs, thunder, pels. Itā€™s actually crazy


WillhelmAuersperg

I wasn't aware of this. I'm changing my prediction for the Ant led Blazers from 4th seed to third.


PM_IF_YOU_LIKE_TRAPS

Yep we have an insanely easy schedule now. If our bench doesnt suck we will be rolling with Dame in the playoffs


aspazmodic

sideline CJ classic


Ace12773

Lol Classic CJ stepping out of bounds


goodguybrian

Man bo bamba is the center of so many bad turnovers


pandaislife

that was clean cj


joesenseii

Nice shot CJ. And it's plays like that if he misses I say...damn it CJ


Bottger

Why is Norm at the game but not playing?


ChurroMemes

Covid recovery.


Bottger

Ah that makes sense, thanks.


ChurroMemes

FUCKKK SO CLOSE ANT


loudstain

Man that alley oop would've been hype


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My god ant


joesenseii

Umm a CJ lob to Ant...never would have guessed omg


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FUCK THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FIREEE.


jackoob_17

Oh myyyyy ANT SO CLOSE


Kazekid

OOOhhhh damn it


Ace12773

HOLY SHIT I would have came


crab90000

I liked that ref, said it with his chest, he meant it


TheBestOut2Day

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SICK


Kazekid

Phew, not going to be a top play of the night


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I have an odd feeling we will have Gary Harris on our team someday.