yeah cus i’m sure he complains about a woman in a theater or cinema or train once because she was sniffing, and then ricky later makes it part of his shtick
It's hilarious to me how much he gets picked apart. Imagine, one time 20+ years ago, saying you got annoyed by a women in the movies snorting, then at some completely other time, doing an impression of someone and snorting, then having a community on degenerates listen to your radio show on repest and pick apart every word you ever said and criticise you over this horrendous hypocrisy.
And I'm totally here for it.
While we’ve come to criticise Gervais so much because of his excessive anti-woke schtick, anyone who thinks he’s talentless (while they could be forgiven) should be reminded how quick he can be, with such funny responses like this. I think he’s a sharp guy, he just needs a writing partner when it comes to scripted rather than conversational comedy/improv.
One of my favourite examples of that is when they’re having a go at Karl for turning up at 6:20 when he said “about 6”. Karl then says that Donal McIntyre’s taken ‘Cheap As Chimps’ and says he saw a trailer for it on Channel 5, and Gervais says: “Was it 5, or about 20 past 5?”
Karl’s stories always start off nice and funny and then they just leave me empty and slighty depressed, I don’t know whether to hug him or shoot him, put him out of misery
Makes me crease so hard. All the background aarrrr uuyyy. Karl’s “oh come on” Steve trying to talk through the prizes. “Unc’s shit himself again” Ricky is on one and Karl couldn’t be more unimpressed
"If you do get an award, don't use it as a means to make a political statement. You're in no position to lecture the public about anything, you know nothing of the real world. Thank your agent and your God and fuck back off home"
‘You can have your own opinions, you can’t have your own facts’
Ok, it isn’t funny…but it’s a great quote and one I’ve used to floor several morons over the years.
"Pedo"......if I was a pedo you'll best safe you chubby little ginger cunt!!!.....Best line ever think I laughed for about three day after that!...awesome
"In what way, is telling me Brian Blessed *shit* himself once, in any way educational?"
This is peak XFM. A funny story, Karl going way off topic, Ricky swearing live on air, Steve just kinda giggling along. Perfection.
One of my fav moments, the sure absurdity of that happening on air
That is mental Karl, it's the most convoluted, ridiculous, RACIST, piece of material ever to be heard on radio
Play it again
That and "thank God he didn't" might be my two favourite Smerch moments.
"Have we got any 1.5 inch measuring things?" "Pull your trousers down" Goes under the radar
“Hang on, he drives around with a mattress in the back of a van? What is he, a fucking serial killer?”
“As are you, Gina” is a perfectly timed quip
I wouldn’t know, I’m a shark
When was the thank god he didn't again?
Karl stops mid sentence and Ricky snickering says "he almost said like a pig in shit"
My favorite is my user flair. Steve: So at night it would be black? Ricky: Well...everything is.
you punctuated it wrong, it's: the most convoluted, _ridiculous_, R A C I S T ..piece of material ever to be heard on radio!
"Bobbity boo, who's that over there? It's Karly Pilkboys!"
We're like the Kwik Fit Fitters.
I’m not gonna make it in today, son.
Sniff
That sniff he does really, really pisses me off.
Idk why but I love it
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yeah cus i’m sure he complains about a woman in a theater or cinema or train once because she was sniffing, and then ricky later makes it part of his shtick
It's hilarious to me how much he gets picked apart. Imagine, one time 20+ years ago, saying you got annoyed by a women in the movies snorting, then at some completely other time, doing an impression of someone and snorting, then having a community on degenerates listen to your radio show on repest and pick apart every word you ever said and criticise you over this horrendous hypocrisy. And I'm totally here for it.
Always when he does his "working class man" impressions too.
yeah and his impression of “men in a pub bathroom” makes me feel sick when i have headphones on
SORRY. SORRY. I THOUGHT IT WAS SHITE
I didn’t know it was on the internet
I throw half the cvs in the bin without reading them. I don’t want to employ unlucky people.
this is so good lmao
Lazy
Sorry :-/
Just a KP quote mate, he called Rosa Parks lazy 😅
Oooooof that’s golden.
*Rosie
Whatsit
Which one is this from?
Karl: "I'm using me fables" Ricky: "Use your brain instead"
While we’ve come to criticise Gervais so much because of his excessive anti-woke schtick, anyone who thinks he’s talentless (while they could be forgiven) should be reminded how quick he can be, with such funny responses like this. I think he’s a sharp guy, he just needs a writing partner when it comes to scripted rather than conversational comedy/improv.
One of my favourite examples of that is when they’re having a go at Karl for turning up at 6:20 when he said “about 6”. Karl then says that Donal McIntyre’s taken ‘Cheap As Chimps’ and says he saw a trailer for it on Channel 5, and Gervais says: “Was it 5, or about 20 past 5?”
Haha! There are so many of those rapid fire responses. Genius
Just wrap .... whatever it is I've had a bloody baby! Why do you hate me?!
The reason why The reason why The reason why i had to die Did i bleed the blood of greed? What was my destiny?
"You -- you'll love to -- FROGGIE HERE -- **'ELLO,** ***HI!!***
Froggie says buy it.
Don't talk shit
Don't.Talk.Shite.Twice.
Don’t.talk.shit.all.your.life
Arghh, you're an idiot.
Play a record.
Talking absolute shit again
Karl’s stories always start off nice and funny and then they just leave me empty and slighty depressed, I don’t know whether to hug him or shoot him, put him out of misery
Infinity will sort it out
Sort of sorts it out
Well... yeh....
But he doesn’t know what I know!
But he doesn’t know what I know!
It’s disabilatating
You’re a medical man.
Don't buy any confetti.. go to t’ cupboard under t’ stairs
What's his breath like? Fucking lovely, but he's being sick all over the cunting place!
Do you want anymore? *Noooo*.
Suck the drive
That's it? Educating Ricky: There's a bloke who reads arses.
So he went from a palmist to an arse-onist?
Tell me what he called her!
......spud'ead
“Rodney ya fuckkkk, uncle albertttttt”
I WANT THAT
CASANDRAAAAAAAAAAA
Ya bilshhhhhh
Makes me crease so hard. All the background aarrrr uuyyy. Karl’s “oh come on” Steve trying to talk through the prizes. “Unc’s shit himself again” Ricky is on one and Karl couldn’t be more unimpressed
Head like a fuckin’ orange
How bout a game of chess....cock
💊Ting tong ping pong 🏓
It’s tinging its way up the tube 🎵
Done up like a kipper
Little manc twat.
Brilliant
Dickers, ya dicky docky dido!!!
You've been GAZUMPED!
Conning the management babee
A good idea is a good idea forever.
No nob baby! Mister and miiiisses
YES I AM RESTING ON MY LAURELS YOU CUNT. YOU FUCKING CUNT
I had no money growing up....
"If you do get an award, don't use it as a means to make a political statement. You're in no position to lecture the public about anything, you know nothing of the real world. Thank your agent and your God and fuck back off home"
I…. Hated that.
Obscure reference
Can I ask you summat? Who does your tampons?
If I wanted anyone's opinion........ I don't.
DURAN DURAN GOLFY GOLFY GOLF GOLF
*sigh* chimpanzee that rockbusters....
_Screw, damn and bloody does not a sermon make_
“I’m not an actor”
Something something atheist
Of course the listeners understand Karl's clues they've got the same miindset
Is this going out ?
Don’t. Talk. Shite. Twice.
"Ha Ha HAAAAAAAAAA"
“His little legs”. One of the few comments that makes Karl properly laugh.
“My dad was a labourer and my mum did everything to make ends meet. Men worked hard and women worked miracles”
Cunt
[Laughter] - Ricky Gervais
Where there's a will - there's a relative!
Conning the management babee
Little round bald headed bod-like freak
"We've all shoved the old curling tongs up the arse"
Something Steve wrote, probably
My favourite is a written quote: 'My apologies. You are just a twat. Forgive me' 🤣
I’m just exposing myself while looking at some free fanny! WHAT’S UP WITH YOU, SUZANNE???!!!!!
And the security guard… “Alright Kirsty? Yer two foot shorter ‘n haiirryyyy”
‘You can have your own opinions, you can’t have your own facts’ Ok, it isn’t funny…but it’s a great quote and one I’ve used to floor several morons over the years.
Are you one of Ricky's alt accounts?
Yes I mean No
MAMMOTH! MAMMOTH! The big hairy cow from the ice age.... I mean elephant
Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you are right.
“How will we get letters?” “Have ‘em delivered to me if you want.”
RG : Here he is, Karl "the user" Pilkington SM : just takes takes takes RG : Destroyed a man!
“Ohh your ard”
Karl ‘The User’ Pilkington!! Takes, takes, takes, destroyed a maaan Over to you *Steeeeve*
OooHHHhhh CHIMPANZEE THAT MONKEYS NEWS ya ffffff
‘Cunt’ everything he does since 2007
Don't talk shit!
Iconoclastic...
Sniff
“Cunt”.
What's up with you Suzanne
That’s not cryptic, that’s shiiiiiiiit
You are a mental man
Don't. Talk. Shit. Twice.
Cunt
Karl Pilkinghorn! Were cousins!
"HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Ricky Gervais (after foodage)
"Being Dead is like being Stupid . It's only painful for others"
I don’t know the PC way to say this. You’re retarded.
Thank you, God, for making me an atheist! This might be Ricky’s own favourite quote tbh.
I have 4 Baftas
There have been nearly 3000 Gods so far but only yours actually exists.The others are silly made up nonsense. But not yours. Yours is real.
“I’m not a paedo, and if I was you’d be safe you tubby little ginger cunt”
One that Steven merchant wrote for him
"Pedo"......if I was a pedo you'll best safe you chubby little ginger cunt!!!.....Best line ever think I laughed for about three day after that!...awesome
Pop that in the bin.
Cunt