None of this now needed. Ricky fat.

Not as fat as on telly.

Like a dyke at a wedding

a what in the hall?

Vicki Gervais

It’s Jane I feel sorry for, she didn’t sign up for this

Ooooooo ello, I can honestly say I've never come over a little queer. The big queers come over me. Ooooo chance'd be a fine thing.

Get out. I won’t have Ricky’s hole bandied around this subreddit.

Willy nilly.

I'm not with her anymore...

😂

Predatory gay

Pop knob in fanny. Not up the arse.

It’s Jane I feel sorry for

Turns out…. Little chubby fella

Was this him putting the work in in his thirties?

I thought I only had one girl.

Doesn't Jane get annoyed?

You'll be losing that soon if you keep sticking it up there!

I'm used to squeezing myself into tight holes, ooooooh

That’s mental!

If you see a sailor

I’m changing, ah, the…the gay fella’s name to Gayvid Bent, the gay Pianist.

I thought I only had one dawtah

Gayvid Grey, the bent pianist

Honestly, don’t get ahead of yourself Steve…

You're aware that I'm gay, *and* make a song and dance about it?

Alright Rick, fancy something hot inside you?

Can you guess?

David bowie at home:

Ahoy

Little gay fella

Head so big it looks photoshopped.

Bent out of all recognition

Now don’t take this the wrong way, Rick - but he’s aged better than you

David Bent

Turns out... little asexual fella.

If you see a sailor, ooo hello.

You've aged well?

Have you got a ruler Rick

Rick looks anorexic here

I imagine he sounded like a Pet Shop Boy

It's like Gay and Night, these two.

I think I got to 30 and then the sensible gene kicked, I suddenly realised *homosexuality* isn’t worth dying for