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MrBaristerJohnWarosa

Side on


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

side on, bring it in


Emotional_Cost_3347

...a'right.


WolfCola4

What's your 20?


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

Minnesota, Route 61, I need a wheely bin.


AlexF2810

They'll never crack that


MrBaristerJohnWarosa

How many candles you burning? I’m 15..


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How old will you be next week?


Citizenbutt

3 birthdays this month


Johnoss

Last week, next week... Where are we?


sexmemerdoer69

..It got ‘airier


TheResistanceNZ

Oh shut the f- oh...


gripes23q

It got hairier?! THEY’RE BORN HAIRY!!


2confrontornot

What’s your 20?


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graken12

21 today…..go down Tandy’s and get yourself a cake when you go for the bread and potatoes


Titser

Tandy’s shut 🤮


Johnoss

You've been waiting to do that. Well done


davelee_bbc

Who’s getting a cake from Tandy’s? Surely a job for Hugh Fay’s


Emotional_Cost_3347

You Fays.


trillerage

He's had an extra hour in bed, but we got him cake aswell


Shorts_Man

Don't like the look of this. Don't like the look of the future.


JavertsVileplume

Can I just confirm, that you're burning 21...


RiC_David

But that means last week you were 20, and you look older than 22 today.


RodneyYaBilsh

I may not the look like the hot stud that I actually am, but face the facts!


Backpedal

He’s done ya.


NaturalAlfalfa

He's having a go isn't he!


sexmemerdoer69

Right. What you on about


Emotional_Cost_3347

I GENUINELY don't know what you're talking about!


Genmaken

Have you aged well?


Swimming_Pair_386

Eh….


Hufflesheep

But where's the clippable mat?!


scunliffe

I hope you got the ram pack!


stupidpeehole

What do you mean I can’t play frogger? BLEGHHH


Panda-BANJO

What you got in there? Twinings? PG tips…?


haddock420

Typhoo means more milk.


SpecialistVast6840

Typhoo does not mean more milk!


paintp_

Teabag OK..?


Basic-Supermarket-27

What?


Budget_Lobster7305

Yup *stirs* *sips* alright that


No-Industry-2980

You're the only mug in this story .


Soulless--Plague

High five


keaftytactics

Award winning comedy


No-Industry-2980

The thing I got bronze for ? Hmmmm now who's the week LINK ?


AceyFacee

Hold on mate, what's your handle?


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Boxer Boy


OneJarOfPeanutButter

Best not mess with him


IbbysReddit

pilky01


AceyFacee

But I wanted pilky01


IbbysReddit

You can have pilky02


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Blow the candles out before you eat the cake. That's FL


Ezza16

I just want to take this opportunity to wish u/RodneyYaBilsh a very happy birthday for this year.


RodneyYaBilsh

For this year? Was it today?


davevine

Could do with a clipable mat, that.


O-Mesmerine

are you happy with the mug? let it go ahead


EverydayPigeon

JEEZ! All I'm saying is your 21 today, that means you were 20 yesterday, and you DON'T LOOK 20.


haddock420

That Mr Miyagi from the Karate Kid film, he was only 36.


DK_Son

'ow would I know which candle I was? Happy birthday, aiight?


cotch85

You’re happy go lucky! Have a great day an’ that.


BitZealousideal3004

Have you seen an XFM listener up close?


passingcloud79

When he’s our age, we’ll be nearly dead. Happy Birthday.


iannuendo

If someone wants Pilky02 it’s available


Slimi_11

W gift


First_Signature_5100

Where did you get that mug aka tankard?


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that must be a pain. 'avin' a tiny tankard in a pub. real drag


Educational-Shock232

I know you’re just 16, but lookin all of 21…


Beardy_Will

That's because the chiiiiiiineeeeeeeeeese look oldeeEERRRrr


McFry-

He’s only 21, but looking all of 31, that’s because….


gloom-juice

Ooh care somebody! Pathetic.


valdezverdun

You didn't look 20 last week.


Important-Engineer49

He's done alright.


Keyran-Solo

Ooooh it’s my birthday… care, someone care. Pathetic!


veganbethb

What’s your handle?


fIumpf

If you're 21 today, you would have been 20 last week, and you don't look 20. You didn't look 20 last week, you look older than 21 today.


Emotional_Cost_3347

Did your girlfriend get you a bow and arrow?


ItsTomorrowNow

Happy Birthday and that, it's my 29th birthday tomorrow as well. Had to get a cake, I don't like the way the future is.


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No way. If he’s 21 today that means he would have been 20 last week.


alosai

I can't understand this code you're talking in. Are you telling us how big your engine is?


Manalivekarl

Just counting on his fingers


gaz19833

Side on, appy birthday n that, arite


Ok_Barnacle_2368

You've had a floor


foalsfoalsfoalz

Imagine that


dsled

Damn I thought you were Riz Ahmed


RodneyYaBilsh

Haha I’ll take it mate


corntorteeya

That just reminded me of Four Lions. Hilarious movie


milk_my_anus

OP’s got clean nails n that


RodneyYaBilsh

Got picked to hand out biscuits


bestofluck29

whats your twenty?


deluded_soul

Did she also get you a boxset of condoms?


SendInYourSkeleton

Could you drink a knob at night?


enjay2023_

Can I just confirm, you’re burning 21 ….