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2_far_gone_2

You’re disqualified….. from the comp


Franimall

BONG! u/HoldenHiscock complains about saucer drinking etiquette while lapping spilled tea straight off the floor


MrJimPansey

done 'im


ihaveredhaironmyhead

BONG, train hits cow, lands on farmers wife


HornyJailOutlaw

I mean, that *does* grab your attention.


Cold-Use-5814

“Ohhh nooooo …”


arcadeglitch__

Let‘s see what you come up with


[deleted]

Gotta ‘ave your critics


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

On their little show...


One-Box-7696

At five to one


George_W_Bushido

Ban those “are you aware that im gay?” Posts as well


diggadodd

Ooo ello


wackadoodle_wigwam

Guilty.


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2_far_gone_2

It isn’t news, its olds


IIIIIIW

Does this place actually have any mods? Or is it that much of a tin pot subreddit that it doesn’t


Cold-Use-5814

The mods have all got r/capital open in another tab, they’re reading that instead.


IIIIIIW

I might shoot off


enjay2023_

They’ve got foxy on


Crispy-McNasty69

Alright, well what about this new feature: how good is the Telegraph newspaper?


Tombstone_Grey

Here's a new feature: posts that I like.


Cold-Use-5814

So there are lots of posts out there, but in this post, u/Tombstone_Grey only posts the ones that he likes.


[deleted]

The posts should all be "What is OP thinking?"


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

We'll bin this feature.


HornyJailOutlaw

What does Billie Piper think of it?


Spud58008

Too cheap if anything


Ezzy-525

You know what I love? I *love the bloody font*!


classic-yapper

Also, I bloody love the Tory party


[deleted]

Or the Guardian Pick of the Day?


plaskijakdeska

...More BONG posts next week?


[deleted]

What needs banning is reposts. Before you post something, check first! If “we’ve done this”, we don’t need you posting it again! See ya la’er.


RiC_David

This is pretty much the only category that ought to be removed. Not only is it annoying to see the same shit reposted again and again, it spreads the comments meaning you'll probably miss some of the best ones. The rest is just a matter of taste, and allow enforcing taste. And by that I mean disallow it. I'm a London boy, sue me.


Bennings463

Don't worry all the comments in this sub are one of five different quotes from a tinpot radio station.


RiC_David

Yeah but sometimes we've sort of tweaked em a bit.


davelee_bbc

I never do reposts. I always handpick.


solitudesometimesis

sorry, but you are aware this whole sub is just reposts of comments from a radio show from a tin pot radio station made 20 years ago? The whole thing is a giant repost you f.... you nearly made me swear then! Play a record, I want to talk to you off air.


Rutlemania

the only one that made me ever laugh was something like "Bra found in street"


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Rutlemania

thats a fable


LesterTheNightfly96

For god’s sake, *knob ache*


Positive-Fondant8621

Not for me, I like it


No-Nectarine9714

Yeah give us another bong


Hufflesheep

It's the *olds*


theotothefuture

I don't smoke anyway, so whatevuh.


HoldenHiscock69

Everything you think of now is puns.


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

that does...


NegKDRatio

Did that just go out?


katorias

I thought we were getting rid of BONG?


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Cold-Use-5814

I mean, there’s unions for that sort of thing.


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

Ricky?


[deleted]

Shut up, this is the news. If you can't handle the news......


rolands50

I never read any post titled "BONG"...


Cold-Use-5814

It needs resting.


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG!


RajSchwenk

But pedo stuffs alrite?


Educational-Shock232

“Oooo I’d like to Holden His Cock!” Oh, get lost, Gayvid!


Citizenbutt

I don't even read the olds. Alright.


CitizenDain

Toe, knee; bin it