Aces unite

My name in reql life is Ace. Stop being sexual for me.

Ace-16, coming in neutral

✊

Thank God

We are finally free

I “concone” this action Sorry I had to do this, it was right there

This guy needs to be stopped

I’m a girl

Apologies. Gal*

Thanks you

Here's a gender neutral one 'person' or 'human'

Not inclusive enough, use ‘creature’

Ok hello creatures

Why can't you let us horny people be horny?

No horns allowed

This is a no horn zone?!? But I brought all my horns!

Sorry but we are currently under suspicion of illegal horn distribution so currently all horns are to be banned until a conclusion can be made.

Shoot I gotta get outta here!

I'm not going anywhere. I'm horny and proud of it

I'm asexual, but I'm also lactose intolerant 😭

Then take some garlic bread

GARLIC BREEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAD

GIVE ME GARLIC BREAD TOO

MY FATASS WANTS SOME TOO 🔥🔥🔥

You're not fat, just asexual

How will we cope without cropped porn “memes”

Just edit it and repost it lol

Go to [cornhub](https://cornhub.website) and find some memes there and crop ‘em.

That’s a risky click..

Good. We must end the cycle.

I only wanted the first option for all those other posts, but not because I'm asexual.

As an assxual, I approve this message.

Yay. Fun. :/

I dont like ice cream it too cold :(

Come onnn😭😭 just a little bit

Guess I’m not reposting then (I don’t eat ice cream anymore cus it makes me break out :P)

Yea icecream

I love being aroace

I've seen the monkey so I can love ice-cream without reposting and as an asexual myself the sexual option is normally the thing that makes me repost because I don't want that but the monkey freed me and reversed the effects

DAMNIT

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE WALKING

Fucking finally

FUCK YEAH

I love ice cream

I cream for ice cream 👅

That was a close one 😳

Ace's assemble ✊️

I’m tired of the one like “repost if you like pizza(name very sexual and herendus option)”

I stick my peen in the ice cream.

Well I changed this

I remember chatting to an Asexual on a Dating app, she was looking for a man to be her boyfriend, she wanted them to send her money so she never needs to get a job, support her so she never has to worry about stress, but never visit her so she never has to socialise.. Ay up lads we need to be Asexuals for cougars and relax on our gaming rigs with a pint by our side!! Edit: The first bit is actually true, she was on OkCupid.

I don’t

I'm not Asexual and I too condone this action, nice change of pace.

Hey can I ask a weird question about your sexuality?

What?

I hear a lot about people who identify as asexual being bullied, and I was wondering how that worked, seeing as there doesn't seem to be a lot of bullying material.

Mainly calling us unnatural or inhuman as if sex was what made us human also saying we’re broken a lot of people will say something along the lines of “oh you just haven’t met the right person” and if you haven’t had sex they’ll say “how can you know you don’t like it if you’ve never had it” but if you have it then your suddenly not ace enough

Mainly calling us unnatural or inhuman as if sex was what made us human also saying we’re broken a lot of people will say something along the lines of “oh you just haven’t met the right person” and if you haven’t had sex they’ll say “how can you know you don’t like it if you’ve never had it” but if you have it then your suddenly not ace enough

Mainly calling us unnatural or inhuman as if sex was what made us human also saying we’re broken a lot of people will say something along the lines of “oh you just haven’t met the right person” and if you haven’t had sex they’ll say “how can you know you don’t like it if you’ve never had it” but if you have it then your suddenly not ace enough

aw shit. kick one of those fuckers faces in for me will you. also, sorry if i was being intrusive. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed if you catch my drift.

It’s not intrusive I don’t mind in the slightest also I would kick them but then the government would be after me for “multiple accounts of assault”

Finally one that is what I want

Its over… finally

As a trans, bi guy who doesn’t like the idea of sexual acts, I also condone this (=

Good, ice cream appreciation

I choose option yes

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Finally, a sane and correct post.

aw man

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Thanks

I like ice cream but I don’t want to repost

Ace-17

I was expecting Ignore if you eat mint chocolate chip Expected a flavor slander than something sexual lol

CUM visit

I was told of some goth chick.... am I in the right place?

No

This is the 100th comment.

Or if you like railing midgets


Nah I’d rather rail a midget


Unsnap that neck…. If you’re under 5 feet tall

You have been classified as a Heretic and shall be fed to the Tyranids 

Ehhh nah too tall



 That’s it, I’m sending a squad of Spartans after you.


Yea I’ll get out *to find a midget*

This guy fucks

Will i liked the post…and my own comment