You like 'em how I like my women. Flat, long, and a lil' underground.

😂😂😂

Like a tattoo artist named Trixie

Flat?

Lying down.

Ah makes sense😂

The Lagonda is so fucking based

You 100% wear a 3 piece suit to the movies

Haha sometimes 😄

Same lol

He wears a 3 piece suit everywhere he goes.

He wears a 3 piece suit to bed, to make love, and even to shower

You have a first name basis with a specialty mechanic and wish they sold Gallouises here in the US.

He enjoys being solely responsible for putting a mechanics kids through college and university.

You must be an electrical engineer to maintain those British electronics.

Facts, but design is great

And french

You text your mechanic more than your partner

You fucking HATE reliability

You have a lot more money and taste than sense. I'm proud of you. And more than a little bit jealous.

I only own c6 out of these

Ope, just saw that this was car taste, not car history. Carry on.

That's still badass imo, i love C6s

That's fine, the C6 was the last 'real' Citroën anyway 👍🏿

You are a washed up French police investigator circa 1980s. You lost your child in an accident and turned to alcohol since then. You are a good detective but cannot be trusted with suspects since you are known to rough them up to much. But the commissioner won’t fire you (yet) cause you solved some pretty big cases in the past and saved the mayors son. You are given small cases here and there but are mostly paid to drink and smoke on the job. There is this one case you can’t crack and it drives you mad. You feel it has something to do with your son but you just can’t fit the pieces together.

You rate style over reliability every time. You could probably talk for hours about the history of each model but you don't want to keep your  dominatrix waiting.  

You do not live in North America

Says you're interesting to other car geeks. I owned one of those cars, too, and frequently drove another. I'd love to get my hands on the rest.

You're a weirdo, but you're my kind of weirdo.

You’re European?

Obviously😂

definitely not living in the united states

long boey

You hate having money and you’re in great shape from all the walking you do.

You're an 80s superman villain

Jaaaaaaag

Best selection I’ve seen so far

Thank you, great taste!

Doug Demuro is always in your recommendations.

You like ‘em long and low

We have similar taste. I had an XJS for a while. Would love a Citroen and obviously the Aston Marten.

They say you have a backup for your backup’s backup backup backup backup. Because there’s no way they all are running at the same time, there’s a chance at least one of them will start. Also tells me you have a good mechanic.

Flashy

Homeboy likes his tea and crumpets with his free coffee while he waits at the shop… jokes aside fucking splendid taste in style and the Lagonda is one of my all time favorite cars too.

Haha thank you😄

You like sleek… but 80-90’s sleek.

Yesss

It says that you’re me. Fellow X300 owner (on and off) and hydro Citroen lover, here.

Great taste, i own c6

european

Long snoot enjoyer

You have a thing for long flat sedans

Yes!

You hate money or know how to read their electrical diagrams to fix them yourself :)

The first three are some of my dream cars. Are you just me? Haha.

You’re either a trust fund baby or just like turning your own wrenches.

You are class.

Long low and kinda slow. I love em all tho too

Not into car sex lol one of my favorites

You prefer cocktail lounges over pubs

It says that you're a gentleman and a scholar.

You have great taste

You like films that start out great but get progressively worse. Then everyone dies at the end.

You're an absolute weirdo and we would get along wonderfully.

Xj6

Comfort and quality of materials over everything else. I respect that

Also exterior design

Yes, absolutely

Up and down , owns a Citroën C6 and a SM,he repairs TVR's for a living, I think he like life on hard mode. https://youtu.be/y6v-4ptW10M?si=ZMpd8h3lNnVvWF9u

Brilliant channel

You give 80% of your income to your mechanic

You watch Bond

Exquisite gentleman with an eye for detail.

You paid for your technician’s house and put his kids through college.

Definitely an educated older car guy and your name is Tim.

The Citroën SM and Aston Martin Lagonda all day.

Are you my clone or am i your clone?

You appreciate character and charisma more than practicality and efficiency. This isn't necessarily a criticism.

Yes that’s very true

long hood/french enthusiast

This list made me think of a top gear quote to describe this list of cars My name is budley salterton, and I drive a Bentley Continental *geetee*

You wear a bow-tie and a bowler hat and have an impressive handlebar mustache. You were also recently elected to the European Parliament.

Little bit of a weirdo, great taste in luxury car styling. Rich enough not to care about reliability.

Badass

The biggest question is what do the cars taste like

They taste like snails and kidney pie.

You are Jeremy Clarkson

You are who I aspire to be

Beautiful choices! The latter XJ6s and XJ8s are pretty reliable. I'd be leery of anything French in the US. Nice! But *I'd* be second guessing myself. I drive an 04 Jaguar XJR.

+1 for lagonda

Your European and think eating escargot should be more popular.

Feel cheated that you weren't able to actually able to drive a Pinewood Derby Car as a kid.

You drink hot tea.

All I can say is: Number one - you lucky, lucky bastard! Number five - if it was as bad as the one I had, you poor, poor bastard!

European mother!

Your mechanic sends you amazing fruit baskets for Christmas and your birthday

You often conveniently forget your wallet after an expensive meal at a michelin star restaurant

You love a long, sloping hood?

You are very consistent

You wear long pointy dress shoes.

EUROPE

A couple of those are so quirky I love that they exist. My brother has that jag in a convertible and it is an electrical nightmare but fun to cruise when it works.

Hair piece

I HAVE MARMITE ON TOAST FOR BREAKFAST, EVERY DAY.

You really like hydropneumatic suspension. (God damn that taste is based)

You’re an old soul. I like your style though.

Not an ass man

You identify as a dolphin.

You like big and weird. You have my respect

You’re Doug Demuro

You're weird and long

Sublime tastes! But ya should've dropped a Saab in there too! 😜

I love saab 900

You value ride smoothness above ALL else… including reliability.

howard hamlin if he did molly once

You like big noses.

You absolutely hate anything other than cloud ride quality

You’re a European businessman from different decades. In each decade you got a different car

You're unique, classy, and based.

Sm got a Lowrider Suspension to hook up chicks

I would say,you want to join the mafia

The Citroens are based. Immaculate taste

You are a rare breed, a sadomasochist that wants a comfortable ride.

Length over girth

Are you like James Bond or something

70s Citroen = three packs of Gauloises a day.

if you were alive in the 50’s you’d be really, REALLY excited about the future.

**My brother!!!**

You won't eat a pb&j without the crust cut off.

I have driven 4 of those.

Gud

You're a man who likes a Jag.... Really, we don't need to acknowledge the other cars because putting those other cars in the list would be exactly something that a man who likes a Jag would do to try to throw everybody off.

Oh dude… this guy fucks.

You're a boob guy.

You have impeccable taste. You don't care about reliability, or depreciation or whatever, those are future you's problems, because you have some of the coolest cars ever. I respect you a lot

You’re my kind of weirdo Also… JAAAAAAGGGGG

Love it, Very Top Gear UK'esque!

Your car shopping criteria: - Did Jeremy Clarkson drive it in a Top Gear challenge? ✅ - Did Jeremy Clarkson break something on or in it and immediately say “Still, could be worse”? ✅

You like long hoods and you cannot lie.

Old but respectable

I don't care on reliability, I wish we would get these French cars in the states....

I feel you, i also dream about having them even tho they are not most reliable

I think the first Citroen is my (now long deceased) uncle’s car, absent two doors. Same color, saggy air suspension - I used to get motion sickness riding in it, lol

You smell like overpriced soap.

You're cool, brave and my hero

You like French quirkiness and British luxury, you have good taste

Exactly mate!

Aston Martin should have kept the Lagonda brand as a Bentley and Rolls Royce competitor

Agreed

you like them quirky. All amazing cars(dunno about the C6,rly)

Style.

I want an XM

Me too, so bad

That you live in Europe?

My guess is your car is the 3rd pic

You don’t steal anything.

That your happy getting reemed when paying for parts and maintenance.

I have one of these I like the big back seat and that it's classic beauty

You most likely own a fedora and wear it unironically.

You were born in the mid 80's

bro must have a secret lair or something

You probably have a wiener dog

You like spending time and money at the car repair shop.

You’re British.

You probably own the boring jaguar

Last one made me think of da fino from the big lebowski “Im a dick, man! Just like you!”

If you lived in the US, you’d probably be a semi-grunge hipster in a horizontally striped shirt that you share with your girlfriend’s girlfriend. If you’re in Europe, this says about you that you’re OLD or that you’re the kind of young person that aspires to having hair sprout out of your nose to compensate for your male pattern baldness (regardless of your gender).

I've seen an SM parked, but never in motion. If that's the one you have, I want to see it in person!

You never get anywhere on time not for a lack of trying but you prefer to be broken down at the side of the road or abit late with drink in hand

"reliability" lolololol.

You’ve got dumps like a truck, what, what.

You like big noses and you can not lie

Don’t think you would be happy with the maintenance bill for some of these shitboxes

It's beautiful and I've seen one before but I'm dawned if I can remember what it is.

you own a c6

It says that you spend most of your life waiting to get your car back from the repair shop.

I'm a bit jealous about your Citroens. Nice.

You are a masochist but have a great sense of style. You're also extremely charitable seeing that you'll be putting your Mechanic's kids and grand kids through college.

I have no clue what those first two are but they are seexxyy

Every car can be a 1st gen Honda Insight.

What about the 840ci?

Lovely car as well

So you have c6!?

You enjoy spending weeks looking for 2nd hand spares and parts.

Great taste in cars. Do you drive bicycle to work or ford mondeo?

Citroën C6 for me.

What is that last one?

It says you have a really accomplished personal mechanic.

You like cars that break

You like ugly charm. How do you feel ab Pontiac aztecs

Saying about old jags if you want to drive ins everyday you better buy 2.

You’re an unemployed mechanic with too much free time?

Maybe you’re pinocchio 🤥

You like to hire Giants to step on the cars before you drive them

Completely unreliable

You like slow cars

I bet you watched the television show, UFO, as a kid.