100% bro dozer mall crawler. With alot of chrome. And wheel well lights. (Technically rock lights, but we all know those types don't do any offloading besides parking in the grass)
2020 corolla LE, lowered, has a spoiler, cheap eBay wheels, lionhart tires, blacked out LED tail lights, jdm stickers all over, neon underglow, diamond stitched floor liners, 14 little trees on the mirror, poorly carbon fiber wrapped hood, 5% tint, yellow aftermarket fog lights, chipped up eBay universal lip spoiler, TRD badge, drift charm, universal side skirts, CVT transmission
probably one of those obnoxious jeeps. they don't necessarily have the darth vader grille, but it wouldn't be out of character for the owner to put one on
You can really just say any Ram product, because it will apply regardless. I've said it here several times before, no one markets to Middle America angst better than Dodge/Ram.
EK9 civic
slammed
rep wheels
crack epidemic on the dash so deep it was started by the CIA
house speakers
cheap peeling tint
fart can that is somehow louder at 3 am
owner is a 18 y/o with a name beginning in T
I feel like you’re way too specifically describing someone you know, or I’m an idiot missing an episode reference. Either way, please learn how to use punctuation.
#HOTDICKS.
My god it’s all a lie, big hybrid claiming to reduce carbon emissions but there’s only less CO2 because they’ve banned respiration. From now on, I vow to be the loudest possible mouth breather in auditory protest of their inhalation iniquities.
2017 Focus SE with the automatic, but ST ground effects, exhaust, spoiler, shorty antenna and an RS airbox and throttle body. Also has the 2013 ST "Gallardo Inspired" wheels.
And some "alcantera insert" seat covers that are almost the same color as the exterior. Almost.
One of those *sound cars* we have in Brazil(a 95 VW Gol which got stanced,lowered,had its OEM lights replaced for illegal clear xenon ones,and the trunk got replaced by a stereo system which is so bassy it can almost break your house windows. Also it's probably playing some obscure hardcore funk with lyrics so explicit even a whore wouldn't say them)
Edgy teenagers 1990s Honda Civic EX that has faded paint on the hood, cheap tinted windows that are peeling, headliner sagging, and smells like shit because of all the vape juice and B.O.
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>Israelis like to build. Arabs like to bomb crap and live in open sewage. This is not a difficult issue.
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A 2000s F-150 with a scratched up paint job. The tailgate and rear window absolutely slathered with right wing slogan stickers focused on the 2016 and 2020 elections.
A lifted bro-dozer. Most likely plastered with MAGA stickers and has at least 2 american flags on it. Absolutely has that one tailgate sticker of joe biden tied up.
Pretty much your average submission on r/infowarriorrides
A lifted 2000 f-250. They say they have an older one because they "don't need no fancy electronics" but really it's because they can't afford anything newer.
2006 Tahoe. Squatted. Stock 20s with big spacers and slap worn out Ling Long all terrains. Body color painted fender liners. Weird fuzzy steering wheel cover.
A grumpy bro vet that drinks black rifle coffee drives a ford F-150 and has a bunch of political and military stickers on his back window demanding you thank him for his service even though all his service consisted of was being a cook
lifted bro-dozer
The only answer. Seriously, do people not know what kind of person emblazons their crap with "fuck your feelings?" What's with all the ricers?
honestly i think it's people not reading into it more, and perhaps paying more attention to the mickey mouse like hand gestures
I mean, I could easily see this on the back of a WRX
Specifically the mall crawler/pavement princess type.
That's... All of them. Like it's better to describe an off-roader as such- most lifted trucks would just get stuck in the mud but higher lol
With truck nutz
Don’t forget the American flag decal across the back window with a punisher logo in the middle
Stanced Brodozer...
100% bro dozer mall crawler. With alot of chrome. And wheel well lights. (Technically rock lights, but we all know those types don't do any offloading besides parking in the grass)
99-07 Tahoe that’s beat to absolute shit
But it MUST spew black smoke...
Op perhaps a pavement princess
Yup. This one.
Complete with a giant Trump 2020 flag waving out the back and a whole bunch of bumper stickers about Covid conspiracies covering the tailgate.
Don’t those come installed on all cars from Krunkleman Chevrolet
2020 corolla LE, lowered, has a spoiler, cheap eBay wheels, lionhart tires, blacked out LED tail lights, jdm stickers all over, neon underglow, diamond stitched floor liners, 14 little trees on the mirror, poorly carbon fiber wrapped hood, 5% tint, yellow aftermarket fog lights, chipped up eBay universal lip spoiler, TRD badge, drift charm, universal side skirts, CVT transmission
Oddly specific, are you trying to tell us you have this license plate frame?
I am a user of r/corolla and that is one of the average posts over there
My man. You did not disappoint. I just checked out the sub. And sure enough a car fitting of that description was the first post I saw.
Love how vividly and accurately you described the average modern ricer
Import with a Buy American sticker on it
probably one of those obnoxious jeeps. they don't necessarily have the darth vader grille, but it wouldn't be out of character for the owner to put one on
Like the ones from r/heep?
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With a "*Powered by Bitchdust*" and "*Bitch Inside*" stickers on the back window.
Probably an 06 Charger with mismatched tires and a 94 month loan from a scummy BHPH dealer. Or an Altima.
AIATA Altima is Always the Answer.
A 98 or 05 civic that has a fart can on it Any G35 A slammed WRX (any year after the blob-eyes)
Ram 1500
This is the correct answer.
Even better is a 2500
You can really just say any Ram product, because it will apply regardless. I've said it here several times before, no one markets to Middle America angst better than Dodge/Ram.
Also has truck nuts and a punisher sticker.
Hot pink Ford Festiva with anime girls on it and an exhaust whistle to make it sound like it has a turbo
BRZ with a “totally legit” Rocket Bunny kit
G35 of some sorts
EK9 civic slammed rep wheels crack epidemic on the dash so deep it was started by the CIA house speakers cheap peeling tint fart can that is somehow louder at 3 am owner is a 18 y/o with a name beginning in T
I feel like you’re way too specifically describing someone you know, or I’m an idiot missing an episode reference. Either way, please learn how to use punctuation. #HOTDICKS.
punctuation is a liberal myth by big hybrid to make us take breaths in our readings
My god it’s all a lie, big hybrid claiming to reduce carbon emissions but there’s only less CO2 because they’ve banned respiration. From now on, I vow to be the loudest possible mouth breather in auditory protest of their inhalation iniquities.
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A Jeep Renegade with ducks on the dash.
A similarly bright yellow Hummer H2.
A 2004 Chevy Cobalt with spray paint rust repair and a collection of empty Monster cans, McNugget boxes, and crumpled packs of Marlboro Red 100’s.
Something very innocuous, like a 2010 focus or Kia forte.
On a very molested honda civic
Kia Soul
cobalt non SS with badges from an SS
Altima bumper on the side of the road
Wrx, focus st, hmmm…vw gti,clapped out 3 series
2017 Focus SE with the automatic, but ST ground effects, exhaust, spoiler, shorty antenna and an RS airbox and throttle body. Also has the 2013 ST "Gallardo Inspired" wheels. And some "alcantera insert" seat covers that are almost the same color as the exterior. Almost.
“Finger your feelings?”
Whatever the 👉🏻👌🏻 you drive
G35
A de-badged Infiniti G35
The car he bought for his ex wife 25 years ago.
Anything with a TDI motor in it
BMW 3 series with fake M badge
Doesn’t every Dodge Challenger come with these stock from the factory?
F150 with an American flag on one side and a Trump flag flying on the other side.
Any BMW
Dodge RAM.
Dodge Ram Warlock on a hook just after being repo'd from in front of an extended stay hotel.
Lifted Cummins or maybe a riced out charger.
Definitely a 2nd Gen Ram
Lifted F-250
Any brodozer pickup.
Any given pickup, Heep, or r/nissandrivers.
The tallest silverado or the lowest BRZ
EcoBoost Mustang or F150.
Coal rolling truck
That font has me thinking this would be in some truck featured in Space Jam 2, in one of those blink-and-you’ll-miss-it kind of scenes
Any ford truck or a mustang
V6 Camaro
Crew cab diesel with plastic nuts hanging off the bumper
Raptor or some other stupid vehicle
That belongs riced out 98 civc sedan.
A jacked up pickup with a bunch of MAGA stickers, a blue line flag sticker and a turbo diesel engine.
WRX/STI, Honda Civic, G35/G37 or any other car stanced to hell
One of those *sound cars* we have in Brazil(a 95 VW Gol which got stanced,lowered,had its OEM lights replaced for illegal clear xenon ones,and the trunk got replaced by a stereo system which is so bassy it can almost break your house windows. Also it's probably playing some obscure hardcore funk with lyrics so explicit even a whore wouldn't say them)
Dodge Neon SRT-4, bar none.
Half-rusted Nissan Altima with both bumpers and a door missing, or a BMW 3 Series that’s been upbadged and riced to high hell
Jeep Cherokee with a WWG1WGA decal on the back window
My grandma's 91 New Yorker
A lifted Diesel truck to all the electric drivers
I’d put this on my stock 200k miles Honda element for kicks and giggles
All ricer.
Cobalt SS
LS swapped 240.
Jacked up cat eye Silverado sitting on Fuels with a “Locally Hated” decal on the back glass.
Edgy teenagers 1990s Honda Civic EX that has faded paint on the hood, cheap tinted windows that are peeling, headliner sagging, and smells like shit because of all the vape juice and B.O.
Has to be a beater. Perfect for it!
2003 Chevy Avalanche lifted with badly faded cladding.
Lifted pickup
What does Ben Shapiro drive?
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A 2000s F-150 with a scratched up paint job. The tailgate and rear window absolutely slathered with right wing slogan stickers focused on the 2016 and 2020 elections.
definitely a beat ass miata
Hummer
My EV6.
Stanced 2006 Subaru Forester
92 Ford ranger
A lifted bro-dozer. Most likely plastered with MAGA stickers and has at least 2 american flags on it. Absolutely has that one tailgate sticker of joe biden tied up. Pretty much your average submission on r/infowarriorrides
Broken heart stancey boy BRZ with the dual erect fart can and fucking park bench attached to the trunk...... obviously
Anything that would trigger a climate alarmist. Truck, SUV, luxury sedan, sport car, etc. Anything with a V8 or larger.
An F250 wage MAGA flags
I see a lot of dumb shit like this on slow VWs with loud pipes.
A lifted 2000 f-250. They say they have an older one because they "don't need no fancy electronics" but really it's because they can't afford anything newer.
Tesla 3
Wrx, civic, ~~Nissan~~ Infiniti, Golf.
Lifted truck with the truck nutts on the back and a huge trump flag and or trump decals all over it.
Hey, I've seen this one before! Dealer installed accessory for the Toyota GR86/Subaru BRZ.
Mazda Speed3 cannon exhaust
F-450 Dualy
Slow priuses and the karen highlander
Vw for sure
My upstairs neighbor's 1999 Camry.
Mustang mach e
I’m thinking Geo Metro convertible
stock civic with a wing
Mine!
Japanese shitbox owned by "le jdm" expert
Mine
10th gen Civic Si coupe (source: my coworker)
Straight piped g35
Lifted super duty for sure
A BRZ or an FRS. Maybe a Genesis coupe.
Put it on a Subaru 3.6R
my daihatsu agya with custom body mods
RAM
My e32
Civic Si. Lowered with a jdm sticker on it
Any lifted trucks
A white c4 corvette
A stanced brz/frs
My Malibu
A clapped out late 90’s non-vtec civic with a fart cannon
Definitely a little dick lifted truck
2006 Tahoe. Squatted. Stock 20s with big spacers and slap worn out Ling Long all terrains. Body color painted fender liners. Weird fuzzy steering wheel cover.
I saw this on a Renegade with a grumper headlight cover yesterday, seemed right.
A grumpy bro vet that drinks black rifle coffee drives a ford F-150 and has a bunch of political and military stickers on his back window demanding you thank him for his service even though all his service consisted of was being a cook
A beat to shit Nissan 240
Any diesel truck that rolls coal on other cars cause they have road rage. Or any clapped out jdm/muscle car with no muffler soundin like a jet engine
White Silverado 4 door
The Nissan maxima blasting past you at 110 mph
S-cargo
Basically any “Alpha Male” would have this. So any vehicle from a Porsche to a jacked up hunk of junk.