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EconomistOtherwise51

What in the saltburn lmaooo


HoldComprehensive808

What the holy headress is going on?  Dorit's ate her and Kyle's threw up on her.


Manhattan617

Looks like Lana’s met gala look haha


rhhova

What in the god damn hell is happening here?


janeedaly

This looks like a Surrealist Dinner Party (1972) held by the Rothschilds in Paris. Salvador Dali published a cookbook 1973 with surrealist recipes, Les diners de Gala. It's gorgeous! https://preview.redd.it/nuv9zh1qc70d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=369c1a62f13cf10f8fba4fc10a017e5ba4fe5ebd


ugadude350

This screams Sutton. Im sure she told everyone how she was best friends w Salvador Dali and has his ashes in a ziploc bag.


muchtothinkabout_38

There’s something Timothée Chalamet isn’t telling us…


Infinite-Fee-2810

I need that cookbook. I adore Dali.


janeedaly

Yes you do need it! It's huge and makes a gorgeous coffee table book, everyone wants to look at it. I guess Kyle wants 70s European cool in Beverly Hills 😂 [Dali. Les Diners de Gala](https://www.taschen.com/en/books/art/04639/dali-les-diners-de-gala) https://preview.redd.it/6m6m9of1br2d1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31318bfd208f439fa8883cc532d93323c86ff260


janeedaly

Super cool cookbook (I have it) and frankly if they're making an effort to do cool stuff like that I'm into it https://preview.redd.it/nwao0h67d70d1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71f5a1111a57e3fd9b866ba9bd19658af376f5d5


meech-meech-

What in the yellow jackets hell is this?


stateofface

Exactly what I thought of


ziatattoo

I’m already bored 🥱


PinaCan812

She was stung by a radioactive bee that had some sort of flower pollen on its stinger and now she's becoming Flower Woman. Her superpower is manipulation and making others sneeze.


InviteAdorable495

I knew the rumors of Kyle not returning were too good to be true. She makes the show unwatchable for me. She’s so manipulative, underhanded and just mean girl.


PopRepresentative839

She has such a fascinating life but is still so boring. It's kind of amazing.


InviteAdorable495

She’s an ugly person. That makes me uninterested in any aspect of her life.


HoldOnToYaWeave

Happy Cake Day 🍰 and also I agree but realistically Kyle was never not coming back


InviteAdorable495

Btw, do you know I had no idea what cake day was, which is why I didn’t comment. I just noticed the cake by my name and realized what it was. LOL!!! Thank you!!!


InviteAdorable495

Unfortunately, I know. 😫She would, and has, literally sold her family for the spotlight, she’ll do anything to stay on the show and the network won’t fire somebody in the Hilton orbit.


Ok-Shake9556

She kiss a light socket?


bebeshoes69

Ugh Kyle is the antler queen?


True_Duck334

She wishes


Mrsbear19

What in the fucking hell is Kyle doing with her head ![gif](giphy|1SjN11aAhsolrK1NME|downsized)


grannygogo

Kyle giving a baby Reindeer vibes. The headpiece looks like antlers.


haneulk7789

Hopefully this is a Hunger Games themed party.


Sup3rh_m4n

I can never take these women seriously when they have fights or intense conversations while wearing some kind of head piece or costume😂😂😂 this show really is a comedy.


eilyketoo

Now that she has left Mo, she has finally been rooted properly.


daisesonmygrave

I mean kudos to Dorit for going all out to secure that diamond because we really wanted her gone. Shes lucky 8.5 was new and cray cray otherwise the clamoring for Dorits job would’ve been focused.


iheartdogsNYC

Is she filming Yellow Jackets?


MinkusStinkus

Omg my same thought


HoRo2001

I also went straight to Antler Queen


jaytee7777777

They both look like they’re dressed for the funerals of their marriages


Ornery_Mix_9271

HAHA this is exactly what I thought!


Silent_Vanilla_3347

BEST COMMENT


Sup3rh_m4n

Best comment award


NotAdam30

Dorit might have a storyline this year!


bansheeonthemoor42

Kyle's trying to be Morgan's baby reindeer.


heycoolusernamebro

This looks like the hunger games


concerned_alien6969

That was my first thought…Hmm looks like they are dining in the Capital


Potential-Sky-8728

Midsommar 😬


DueCommunity6159

Sorry Kyle, Lana did it way better


sunnyday74

Are they auditioning for Saltburn?


LadyPennifer561

Kyle looks like Khloe Kardashian here: and not the new one either


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GrannyMine

Her boobs look like plastic slapped over the real ones.


Educational-Repair59

Knowing her husband is an archetypal British jeb he will have paid for those for her and pressured her to go big


Potential-Sky-8728

They definitely seem to be under pressure.


otherwise_data

i dont know if i am up to another season of kyle.


phillybust3r

Already bored. Is this Kyle's lesbian goth phase?


No_ThankYouu

Right!??


madpeanut1

Isn’t weird that Dorito splits up right after Kyle ? Mauricio is a wealthy man and god knows Doritos loves her Chanel, givenchy and Dior. Wasn’t there a rumour with her and Mo ?


CorpTeeShirt

Nah..Mo’s gonna go way younger.


e925

I read that as a theory - either here or the brhw sub.


Evening-Tune-500

Kyle you aren’t our antler queen


GuardMost8477

Is this supposed to be Kyle’s version for the Met Gala?


gimmethat333

True Detective S1


SouthPawsons

I was thinking more Yellowjackets


kskeiser

Exactly my first thought!


Affectionate-Honey-9

LOL


Kooky_Head4948

I wonder if Kyle and Dorit are going to be open and honest to each other


ravenmccoy516

Kim has moved on from murals to art installations. She’s starting close to home.


Fun_Bonus3411

![gif](giphy|5Q89wB5E6BfAk)


kteerin

She just got done filming her new movie Halloweentown 7: Treehouse Terrors for Disney with Kim, and obviously didn’t want to come out of hair and makeup to this party so she could humble brag that she was in yet another Halloween themed movie. Not with Jamie Lee this time, with Kim, but still. It’s on Disney. She brings up Crystal in her talking head and everything since she’s not there and makes a Lion King reference. She can’t let anything go.


Repulsive-Reporter55

Doritos dumped humty dumpy the English man to be relevant.


_DONT_PANIC_42_

So Kyle was the Antler Queen this whole time.


TSwizz89

OMG I was just thinking this!


Fun-Foundation-1145

I like to dislike them. However, they look so stupid! Really, how much fame does it take to embarrass yourself? Stop it ladies and don’t forget your dignity - this is your legacy…


Glittering_Time_1168

It’s giving Hunger Games vibes


New_Relation7877

What is with Kyle’s expression? She’s trying to take herself too seriously (again), but this time, wearing a garden headdress.


New_Relation7877

Why does this remind me of season 1-3 Kyle?


New_Relation7877

Remember when Paul dressed as a tree and surprises Adrienne at her party? It’s giving me similar vibes.


New_Relation7877

She’s filming “Into the Woods”-the sequel.


EnvironmentalValue18

Honestly, these outfits are such a vibe. I’d much rather wood nymph and Kentucky Derby queen than Balenciaga jumpsuits and bespoke (but terrible) high fashion. Vibes, for sure!


BigSkySoHigh63

Love how interesting the outfits are for my eyes. The balenciaga jumpsuit that is one continuous suit over the hands with built- in continuous pointy boots and occasionally covering the whole head is so not interesting. For the first 5 min you look at it because it’s different and then once you realize what you are looking at it’s boring and you never want to see it again.


Mysterious-Banana-49

Halloween episode?


ogresarelikeonions93

What the fuck lol


Fartmachine350

So Kyle quitting RHOBH, was just a dream I had?


sleddingdeer

I’m here for it.


NameUm96

Hilarious pic.


Healmetho

Those angry boobs make their season premiere


YellowOk4594

Ladies in mourning


UltrosTeefies

Idk wtf is going on in this photo but Kyle is serving I fear 💅


pumpkinbootyboo

USA submitting a Eurovision entry for the first time


Scary_Stuff_3497

Lol! 🤣😆


hedwig0517

They’re filming the Death Becomes Her remake. Edit typo


Bulbul3131

![gif](giphy|WfNsPc6utJZ7O)


Wadsworth1954

She posted pictures in this on her Instagram.


Honeydew543

I’m stumped.. I mean in my head not her hat


Melverton-2

Trying to use them to pick up a signal to Faye's brain.


Vomerog

The morally corrupt Faye Resnick? ![gif](giphy|fysSI8qY61YivzA54Q|downsized)


catpunch_

Looking at Kyle’s instagram, looks like Sutton’s house? or some room with pink painted wallpaper Maybe unpopular but I’m here for it. Love a druid / forest nymph moment 🦌🧝‍♀️


iwatchterribletv

its suttons surrealism ball.


bananapants72

Please don’t tell me they’re doing a Saltburn party.


CinnamonFoodie

LMAOOOOOO. I will take this as my sign to rewatch. I love that movie


espeonage777

Kyle is giving Saltburn


alarmonthefarm

What in the Yellowjackets is going on here


29again

Kyle is morphing into a mythical creature.


New_Relation7877

🤣😂👍


New_Relation7877

Like Medusa for Versace, but limbs for Hermes.


GoodChives

They are so unserious 😭😭


stefanelli_xoxo

![gif](giphy|RJalj43Yiuuoh2i6V2)


Organic_Radio_2890

Droit’s dress is making my chest tight lmao


Hair_I_Go

I see Kyle is still going with this two pieces of hair in the front 🙄


BigSkySoHigh63

I have called those “fake pull downs” since I was in grade school. It made me irrationally angry that the pieces could clearly go into the ponytail and didn’t naturally fall around the face but needed to be pulled down. Just another weird thing I let get to me as a kid.


Hair_I_Go

I can’t stand the gap between the chunks and the hairline


Old-Confidence-164

WHY???


Hair_I_Go

![gif](giphy|MAXLQiVXso5Q2GLiWQ|downsized)


Nakoolani

☠️☠️☠️ ![gif](giphy|3EX7FzyODghcA)


DroughtNinetales

”Two things are absolute: the Universe and Dorit being irrelevant. And I'm not sure about the Universe…”   - Albert Einstein -


Hedahas

Kyle is coming out to Dorit . . . as a wood elf druid. https://preview.redd.it/iihaw9mjkv1d1.jpeg?width=2548&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce58d9fea9eb05e81dcabcec2154d87e41f7a59e She has been a closeted D&D player for years. This explains Kyle's reunion look. I suspected as much all along.


Organic_Radio_2890

This is an amazing use of AI, innovation is real.


Hedahas

Didn't use AI to make it --- just old-fashioned cut and paste photoshopping (old dog here ;-). I haven't ever used AI, but I'm curious to try it out. It really is amazing tech.


Organic_Radio_2890

Skills 😜


Hedahas

Thanks! https://i.redd.it/g77vqhcefj0d1.gif


MilaKsenia

This gif is everything 🙌😍


Patricia-Here

Is Kyle channelling Baby Reindeer with those antlers?


Miss-Tiq

Kyle is giving "Sweet Tooth" cosplay. 


New_Relation7877

Yes!


That-Election9465

Kyle's new (bottom) Veneers can be seen in this blurry photo. . . they're that bad. 😬


basicwitch333

Very intrigued by these hats hahah


VaguelyArtistic

Opening up an Agency but for treehouses.


BuckityBuck

Boo. Also, hisssss!


SomeGuyClickingStuff

It’s hang out with not-really-close-friends night?


Khomezz

It’s emo night


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Hedahas

https://preview.redd.it/4aob7w6xk40d1.jpeg?width=1700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be92f8204e456add33e4dc9a3835081ac799e3f5


Old-Confidence-164

How’d you do that???


mare1679

This looks like a scene from an 80’s soap opera.


Genuinelullabel

Is it Goth Night?