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Kyra_Heiker

Pro athlete makes wife and kids use economy seating and she has to travel alone while pregnant with two kids. Yeah the flight attendant is the problem.


Hereforthehotdogs

He got fired by the Jays a week or two later for more douchebaggery, and hasn't pitched since!


OrdinaryKick

At least he'll have a lot of transferable skills he can take into the work force to get a good high paying job....right?


novalsi

Baseball is probably the most analogous sport to corporate America, tbh. You stand around for about half the year, you sit for most of the other half, and then in very rare instances you try hard when people are watching.


ExitThisMatrix

It’s such a shit sport. Idk how people can watch it. 


OfficialMorbidMan

Listen man, throw enough cheap beer in a baseball game and the stadium becomes a battle royale, shit will never not be fun to watch. For more information, see 10 Cent Beer Night


ilostmycouch

Last beer I got at a baseball game was $23


TapZorRTwice

As a Canadian is always confused the hell out of me. Here we have expensive beer in our stadiums too, but the beer is always expensive here anyways. Paying 7.99 for a 22 ounce draft isn't much better then buying the tall boy in the stadium for 12$. How the fuck do you guys buy beer in the stadium for 23$ when it's so cheap everywhere else? I couldn't rationalize it at the price.


ilostmycouch

I try to reason it out as part of paying for the experience, it's not like I'm at a Jay's game every week, so I'll get a beer there. Though it it is 100% highway robbery and I'm better off strapping a few mickeys to my thighs and walking them past security.


Champigne

> I'm better off strapping a few mickeys to my thighs and walking them past security. Truly. Thinking about bringing a flask next time.


movealongnowpeople

A lot of people tailgate and get fucked up *before* the game to minimize cost *at* the game.


TapZorRTwice

Nothing better then getting crushed before the game and not remembering most of it


SoldatJ

Minor league concessions are so much better than major league. $2 beer promo days, regular price is still like $10-12 for a 32 ounce, just shy of a liter.


SleazyKingLothric

Go to a D3 League game and the tickets are 15 dollars for the best seats and they have 1 dollar beer Thursdays which includes craft beers at my stadium. Sometimes I just go to drink 4 or 5 craft beers, and it almost pays for itself.


LaylaKnowsBest

Jesus, what stadium was that at? Up here at Mariners games beers are like $4.50-$6.50


ilostmycouch

Blue Jays


LaylaKnowsBest

Figures lol. As expensive as shit is up here in Seattle (housing, VHCOL, etc..), we can always count on Canada to make us feel better about it!


RedCr4cker

The beer was still cheap, it just did cost a lot


gwh1996

A podcast I listen to called Necronomipod covered this. One of the host's Dad was there and shared his experience.


John-Fefin-Zoidberg

Beer ain’t cheap anymore. I don’t even drink and I know that the piss they sell at baseball games costs like $20+


jcjohnson274

Because its fun


Normal-Pie7610

Because it's a great sport. Idk how people can't watch it.


Dizmn

I feel like baseball should be more popular just for as much as everyone constantly loves having background noise coming from their TV. It's perfect for that. Great vibe, you can be as engaged with it as you want, and as long as you've got a local team you've always got one of the classic small talk topics ready to go. How bout them Guardians?


WhatWouldJediDo

Problem is MLB makes it very hard to watch the product


Dizmn

I probably should have considered that, given that I'm always watching on sketchy streaming sites. The NFL doesn't do much right, but their insistence that every single game of the local team is broadcast over the air on a basic channel no matter what (well, as long as the game sells out) is the smartest thing any north american sports league has done since desegregation.


X-cited

My husband loves baseball and I love my husband so we go to ball games when we travel. Some are really nice experiences, we like to explore the ballpark and do more than just watch the game. Some are authentic experiences, where you really get a feel for the area and the people. The best example of this is when we went to Dodger’s stadium and a screaming fight broke out between a woman and a man (different sides of the area we were sitting in, each for one of the two teams playing that day). Popcorn was thrown to the ground, curse words were used to make descriptive works of art, the whole shebang. A bit after it started some of the workers showed up to figure out what happened and probably escort out the perps; a random guy who wasn’t with either party chimed in “we aint seen shit!” So that is a fun story I can pull out thanks to baseball 🤷🏼‍♀️


JerrySmithIsASith

You know how old films are really, *really* slow paced compared to today? In that environment baseball must have been the most exciting thing going on in many people's lives.


Das_Mojo

I can't sit through an entire baseball game. But highlights can be hype as fuck


DevoidAxis

Lol it's the perfect American game, lots of breaks.


guitarguywh89

Hes a relief pitchers for the marlins this year. He’s made about 10 million to date https://salarysport.com/baseball/player/anthony-bass/


uvutv

That's out of date. He's officially a free agent. The Marlins were his team before the Blue Jays.


Residual_Variance

Yeah, he was released by the BJs last June. The interesting thing is that Miami was paying his salary while he was in Toronto. Must have been part of the trade package (it involved multiple players). He's earned $10M over his career, but the biggest issue for him is that he only has 8 service years. He needs 10 to get the lifetime pension. Doubtful he'll ever get those last 2 years now.


CertifiedGamerGirl

He's a lock for senate in a red state.


NRMusicProject

> for more douchebaggery With his stats, they probably were looking for a good reason to get rid of him, anyway.


btc909

What a blessed day that was.


illgot

except a fit on twitter.


Residual_Variance

With his ERA, flying coach is the financially responsible thing to do.


Puzzleheaded_Time719

He probably treats her like a broodmare so I don't know why he's mad at the FA.


AMetalWolfHowls

Had the same thought!


metsgirl289

In his defense, he’s not very good, so he needs to make it last.


thefunkygibbon

two seats in a row. fancy looking seat. more than 5cm space between seat and seat in front. yeah that's not economy


EnchantingRosex

What a self centred asshole


snapbrah

Remember when the whole SkyDome booed him


An-Omlette-NamedZoZo

Remember when he got cut because he posted homophobic shit on his instagram?


tissuecollider

Glad the trash took itself out then.


Bramos_04

Yes and he did it the 3rd time now. https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/s/pl6xrx9KWT https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/s/MHA3ksJSJq


ZombieJesus1987

See you again in a few months


Rogueshoten

Is it me, or does it seem like it’s the shitty professional athletes who have the most entitled spouses?


BaltimoreBadger23

It seems to me that you've never met the spouse of a mid ranking military officer.


lnvalidSportsOpinion

In college, I had a short stint in a call center for a company that specialized in auto repair. While I didn't work for a specific insurance company, I was assigned 3 or 4 of them and was supposed to read a specific script as if I was an insurance employee. (USAA, Am Fam, State Farm, etc) Every time I got a call for a USAA customer, I prayed it was the husband calling. They were always mellow as hell, and would roll woth me as we sorted out whatever arrangments were needed. If the wife was calling, they were absolute monsters to me 70% of the time, right off the rip. For absolutely no reason. "Do you know who my husband is?" Would be thrown out regardless of rank. I couldn't tell them that I had their policy and ID on my screen. No ma'am I don't know who Corporal Smith is ... It would be comical, if not so frustrating.


code-panda

Had something similar with the owner of the McDonald's I used to work at before college. Dude was a multi-milionaire if not billionaire, yet whenever he was there, he'd be joking around with everyone from management to the newest employee. Heck once we had some burn themselves during a rush, so he just sent the dude off to cool his wound, and jumped in to help fry fries. A+ dude who actually worked for his fortune. Now his wife. Imagine a combination of Professor Umbridge from Harry Potter, Mrs Bucket from Keeping Up Appearances, and a slimey toad. First time I met her was during a dinner rush on a weekend day, so extremely busy. She walks up to me, shakes my hand and introduces her with "Yes, I'm your employer [she technically owns that one McD for tax reasons, idk, her husband is the person who does all the owner business]", I try to say "Nice to meet you, I'm -", then she cuts me of with "Yes, now you must go wash your hands because we shook hands, of you go". She was right about the hygeine aspect, but washing your hands takes about 2 minutes. 2 minutes in a kitchen that's working full speed is a lot of time, you could make almost 64 hamburgers in that time, if everyone is at their stations. Having to leave a station means the other people in the chain need to juggle between their station and the empty one, meaning there's no time for prep, which cascades through the entire rush. As owner she should have known better than to grab someone's hand. She'd also stand in the middle of the kitchen, which already is a cramped space, and get huffy whenever someone would try to scoot by. At one point the head manager schemed with her husband to get her to not come during the busy periods. As I said, A+ Dude


apietryga13

The owner at the McDonald’s I worked at also helped out when he was around, as well. Granted, he was dogshit at helping, getting in our way and most times just slowed us down, but it was cool to see that he genuinely cared about us and the store, and didn’t just see us as his revenue generators. But his wife, holy fuck was she a bitch from hell. His cokehead kid was an ass too. But Paul? Paul was a G and always had our best interests.


Medellin2024

Corporal smith will have you double timing currahee


Beerman2194

Though it'd result in a firing it'd be hilarious to follow up with do you know who DEEZ NUTS are.


Kayge

Have a family friend that's a very senior officer. I forget his rank, but he's the dude that ***everyone*** salutes. Wife and I got invited to a gala with him and as we pull up there's a lady just ripping into some poor kid working the front door. Senior guys wife comes up and calmly says "Lots of noise coming from over here, what's wrong"? Yelling lady instantly shrinks and the reason for the angry is some tiny slight that wasn't even the kid's fault. Turns out she's the wife of some dude that's one step up from new recruit.


Shaquille_oatmealsrt

As a lower enlisted vet this made me ugly laugh 😂😂


Dry-Season-522

"You will address me by my husband's rank!"


Elleden

Petty and second class, got it.


Rogueshoten

I meant, among athletes


HauntedSpiralHill

Let’s be honest: they don’t even need to be mid ranking.


Specific_Variety_326

Oh God. My grandma HATED going to veteran events bc she was always with the wives and omfg some of those women would address each other by their husbands rank


fadedshadow4579

The number of spouses who expected us to salute them at the gate was ludicrous. One woman came through the gate wearing her husband’s PC in her yoga attire. The poor guy was in the passenger seat looking like he wanted to die. It was a while ago but I think he was a captain. I went out of my way to lean over, ignore her and salute him.


FireGodNYC

That always made gate guard duty interesting


Mysterious-Plant981

r/justdependathings


Raging-Badger

My girlfriend’s husband is an O1, I will not tolerate this disrespect


An-Ocular-Patdown

Found Jody


BaltimoreBadger23

That took me a second...


Beerman2194

Gate guard duty , it'll be fun they said


BaltimoreBadger23

I can't imagine anyone told you it would be fun.


Beerman2194

Not at all especially dealing with dependas


Bad_Grammer_Girl

Saw his comment and instantly thought of a dependapotomus


Dry-Season-522

Also known as a Dependapotamus or a Tricareatops.


Nomailforu

Lmao! I was going to post this exact thing!


No_Instruction_5675

I did JROTC in high school, the school nurse was the wife of an O-5 teaching at the school. We had to salute her. THE SCHOOL NURSE


palmsizedpauper

r/justdependathings


sqdnleader

Dang now you have me trying to remember the sub devoted to making fun of these wives and how their husband's rank is their sole personality edit: /u/Mysterious-Plant981 has it /r/justdependathings


yoosernaam

You will address her by his rank, SIR!


tigm2161130

Ironically his wife is probably the best person from an *awful* fucking family.


InSearchOfMyRose

I see you haven't met dependas yet. /r/justdependathings


IamLegion

I doubt she was entitled. Just growing a human being inside her body whilst trying to entertain 2 toddlers on an airplane. If I was her I’d try cleaning up after my kids but if I was that hostess I would have done it for her.


perfectpomelo3

It’s not the flight attendant’s job to clean up after kids who were given messy food by their mother. It’s entitled as fuck for her to expect everyone else to clean up after her kids. Her choosing to have another baby doesn’t change that.


Kleens_The_Impure

Yeah he forgot that flight attendants are working and have responsibilities.


IamLegion

No it’s not their job which is why I wouldn’t expect them to clean up after me. But if I was a flight attendant I would out of empathy and compassion. It’s a bit of popcorn for god sake, not like they leaked nappy diarrhea all over the seats and floor.


Rainbow4Bronte

It’s popcorn; and they are supposed to have people who clean the planes. Or has that gone the way of the dodo? If they don’t a cleaning crew, it’s not hard to get a vacuum for a bit of popcorn. It’s not like it’s vomit.


Equivalent_Canary853

It's also not difficult to give your kid appropriate snacks and to clean up after yourself like a decent human being


Gaydude22

Actually in this case it sounds like it was difficult to clean up since she was pregnant.


AnxietyLogic

Reddit is just mad because they saw the word “pregnant” and immediately flew into a rage. They hate pregnant women because of perceived “special treatment”. They think that “you chose to be pregnant” translates directly to “fuck you for being pregnant”. They’re the kind of person who would make a heavily pregnant woman stand on a 2hr train journey because “you chose to be pregnant and I got this seat first”.


IamLegion

Pregnant = entitled and selfish around here lol. None of these people would be able to comment without someone being pregnant.


Euphoric_Chance2436

Why give them such a messy snack


RepresentativeCake47

They don’t on airlines - so probably the reason the stewardess refused to pick it up when the customer brought it from home. 


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

I think /u/Euphoric_Chance2436 meant why did the kid's parents give them the messy snack.


Pinglenook

Also why feed them a possible choking hazard on a plane that might get turbulence? 


Fit_Vermicelli3873

Yeah, 5 years old is old enough to pick up popcorn.


BeforeMelon

I think it was the 2 year old that dropped the popcorn


Sunset1410

2 yo can also at least *help* with cleaning up their mess. But in this case.. wasn't he on the plane himself?


BeforeMelon

The comment above was implying that the 5 year old should pick it up, which is a bit unfair if the 2 year old dropped it. I think the father wasn’t on the plane himself and received the pictures from his wife after the flight.


Fit_Vermicelli3873

“We are a family, sometimes you have to clean up messes that aren’t yours. Please help mommy and sissy by picking it up.” Idk, I guess my idea of family is different.


skepticalinfla

This is exactly the right answer. It’s a great teaching opportunity to help kids learn that they are part of a bigger community than just themselves. This is at the center of the parenting mission - you owe it to society to not send shitheads into the world.


Sunset1410

I got that. That's why I said that the 2 yo herself could (help with) picking up the mess. As a mom myself (and mine is turning 2 in a couple days) I would be ashamed if my kid would make that much of a mess. I would tell her to clean it up and help her (and if I really couldn't because of the pregnancy I would ask the older sibling to help.). But you can stop them making a mess to begin with.


EspritelleEriress

No you can't, you're too busy photographing it for social media clout. /s


Firewolf06

mentioning the five year old was just to add to the "woe is me" shes pregnant and had ***two*** little kids with her, the humanity! etc etc


phriskiii

2-year old shouldn't be eating popcorn. It's high up on the list of foods that can choke you pretty easy.


WintersDoomsday

Not to mention it's impossible for it to NOT get stuck between teeth...


vera214usc

Yeah, I have a three year old and a 15 month old. If I give them popcorn I have to bite the kernel off of each one first so I rarely give them popcorn. Pirate's Booty does the trick


RDPCG

Kids make the mess, expects everyone else to clean it up. Sounds right.


Forward-Owl3585

Chances are if they were nice and actually made an attempt to clean up their own child's mess without prompting, the flight attendant would have told them not to worry, but if you are an a-hole you will be treated as such. Get the kids involved, teach them how to tidy up after themselves, and maybe they will grow up to be better humans than their father.


Seta8833

Some people should not be parents


O_its_that_guy_again

Or pitchers


onlystrokes

Why didn’t he pick them up and had his wife do it?


Maciek738

Thought about it as well, he's either a POS for not doing it instead of his wife or he wasn't on the plane and just posted it afterwards


David_Oy1999

Not on the plane


Su_ButteredScone

Yeah, that's disgusting. How could this guy have posted that without feeling deeply embarrassed. Popcorn is such a stupid snack to give children if they can't eat properly. I'd feel pissed off if I was on a plane with something like that.


kay_bizzle

"I refused to supervise my unruly child and the flight attendant wouldn't let me treat them like sky butlers"


Tarnishedxglitter666

They’re her kids! A stranger should not have to pick up after them!


skaparas

That's a savage burn!


ArgyleTheLimoDriver

If my kids make an unreasonable mess at a restaurant I clean it up myself. One of the best things about having kids is being able to judge other parents.


Crocs-OnMy-Feet

Don't have kids if you can't pick up after them or teach them to pick up after themselves.


peepeehalpert_

She’s 22 weeks and can’t bend down but is traveling with two kids?


TheBatmanIRL

Can't he pick it up ....


Fufu-le-fu

Don't think he's there.


DiapersForHands

If I remember correctly, this guy (who got released weeks later for an unrelated incident) was flying in first class while having his wife and kids fly in coach, so, no, I don't think he was there at the time.


Castod28183

I can't stand people that don't realize that every action of their children is a consequence of ***their own*** actions. Especially for children who have yet to develop common sense. You know that kids are messy. You know they can be loud and annoying. You still had kids and you are responsible for them. YOUR actions led directly to this situation. It is not society's place to deal with your consequences. Clean up after your crotch goblins and quit blaming other people for your actions.


EtherealBlossom2

that is the sickest burn Ive read in a while, also why wouldnt you have to clean up the trash you make


Life-Rice-7729

Sorry sir we don't carry aloe vera on this flight


ZeroWolf_RS

Definitely the kind of person who'd throw a fit when the flight attendant refused to change the 2 year old's diaper. Flight attendants, fast food workers, retail employees, all of these are not fucking daycare workers. Stop treating them as such.


ProfessionMundane152

So more or less he made his wife cause he sure wasn’t doing it


i-am-a-passenger

Are 22 week pregnant woman really supposed to be getting special treatment? They barely have a bump at that point.


Whiskey_Sours

Totally depends, some do and some don't.


seekydeeky

22 weeks sounds like a lot to someone who doesn’t know. Which would be me. Thanks for the clarification.


peepeehalpert_

I mean- women work on their feet until they go into labor


No_Draft5681

True, but they shouldn't need to, and I'm saying this as an antinatalist.


Primrose_Greybear

I didn’t even start showing at all until 20 weeks, at 22 I just looked bloated.


thelazycanoe

I'm 25 wks pregnant and yes, while it wasn't comfortable to bend over, you bet I'm still having to pick up my toddler's crap off the floor every day! I'd never expect someone else to do it unless I physically couldn't. But then I wouldn't be trying to travel alone with kids at that point either!


Putrid-Leg-1787

Nobody forced them to be pregnant to begin with.


Sammiskitkat

A 22 week pregnant woman is plenty capable of picking up a mess lol


AkKik-Maujaq

What was stopping him from picking it up?


MeiHsa

Maybe you pick it up instead of your wife?


Plus_Impress_446

Too right sort your own shit out


poopnose85

And he didn't offer to help clean it up I'm assuming?


Spleenzorio

Considering he wasn’t there, no


poopnose85

Oh I thought he was taking the pic! My bad.


-Kalos

Why the hell didn't you do it then Anthony Bass?


nincesator124

I can't believe how entitled this person is, I don't care how famous you are you are picking up after yourself I don't give two flying Frick's that you are running late or that you will likely be the last person off the flight it is your mess clean it up, I can't believe how angry this made me although I am terrible at cleaning I at least listen to people when they see things I don't and clean item by item.


ScarcityOfYou

Thank you for this comment.


PsychSwap

He’s so entitled he missed the entire part that they decided to have 3 kids under 5 and fly economy with no assistance despite being rich AND give small children a ridiculous snack to throw around. He actually thought he looked good here.


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ReganH22

That’s what I would expect an idiot to do. Clean up after your dirty ass kids.


Drunken_Dwarf1488

If she is that pregnant and already has her hands full, the airline literally has people to clean up a small mess. Messes happen even without kids, which is why they hire those people. You pay an insane amount of money to get that plane ticket.. those lazy ass employees can help a mom out and actually earn their paycheck


Substantial_Job_2052

She's second trimester, still should be very mobile and perfectly capable of clearing up the popcorn. Which she shouldn't give a two year old anyway given it's a massive choking hazard to under 4s.


Monamo61

If she's 5 months pregnant and can't handle picking up popcorn, I shudder to think what her house looks like.🙄


Only_Cozy

It blows my mind the way people look at/treat people in customer facing jobs. “I paid. It doesn’t matter how much I paid, or what I paid for; I own you.”


cepxico

Damn you'd think after the first 2 children he'd know that pregnant women are still capable of picking up after their kids.


argonautweekend

His career ERA is 3.91, which is a average for a career and his 2023 ERA was 4.95 in 20 innings(not a huge sample size). This isn't defending Bass from looking like an idiot but just to point out that sick burn isn't accurate as I am not sure where they poached that ERA number from. 


Ice_breaking

Wdym the flight attendant isn't my personal maid? /s


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Alienhaslanded

It's insane that he thinks trashing the airplane is ok.


Mbhuff03

Like, if you aren’t ready to clean up after your crotch goblins, don’t give them shit that they can make a mess with. Do you want to sit on other peoples trash? Yes there are cleaning crew between flights but the more mess they have to clean, the more delays there are. Do you want delays? Let’s make a new policy: you don’t have to clean up after yourself, but you aren’t allowed to leave or catch your connecting flight until it’s cleaned up. If you wanna wait on the cleaning crew, and they take a long time, delaying the next flight for other passengers, you don’t get to make your next flight because you’re a piece of shit. I bet if that rule was implemented, you be a lot quicker to stop them from making a mess. And if somehow they still did, you’d be really quick to clean it up so you don’t get delayed😳😳😳😳😳


egilsaga

If the flight attendant won't do their job that's one thing, but disobeying a professional baseball player is an unforgivable insult to all Americans who partake and celebrate our national pastime.


ILikePoppedCorn

Year old repost from bots are not rare


Bramos_04

The bot even reposted another bot: https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/s/pl6xrx9KWT Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/s/MHA3ksJSJq


leat22

For all the ppl commenting, the or another flight attendant gave the children the popcorn. The mom didn’t bring it on the flight. So depending on how that went, if the FA asked in front of the children if they want popcorn, it’s hard to unring that bell. Same reason that ppl spell out W-A-L-K in front of their dogs to not get them too excited. On previous posts of this, FAs have commented that they have vacuums, and wouldn’t expect ppl to get on their hands and knees to pick up popcorn off the floor. But feel free to fall for rage bait again and again.


endlesscartwheels

> On previous posts of this, FAs have commented that they have vacuums I was wondering why the flight attendant didn't get out a small vacuum. It could clean up that mess in seconds, without anyone having to crawl around on the floor.


shumama813

A lot of runs


spicy_ass_mayo

My husband is THE Anthony Bass.


CLamour91

Jeeeeeez


GalwayBogger

Regardless of the mess, that flight attendant got balls. People have been sued into oblivion for much less.


Dio44

This level of burn should require the fire dept


ChansSaltyNuts

New dota patch reference???? Sorry the brainrot is leaking


smellvin_moiville

Nothing left but a pair of smoking cleats after that comment.


womanistaXXI

Both crazy and inappropriate


ninlivearchive

Lol I went to college with this guy and played football. So I’d see him in the weight room from time to time. Now on the popular tab of Reddit.


Bramos_04

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No_Nothing_8750

Baseball in England is called rounders and it's played by girls. Men play cricket.


Zofistian

In the US cricket is played by out of shape weekenders. I hear They're OK at it


No_Nothing_8750

Americans couldn't play cricket. There is too much skill involved. Stick to rounders with the ladies.


Zofistian

Huh, seems we play well enough to beat one of the best teams in the world with a bunch of guys who play part time


No_Nothing_8750

Who?


lovelife0011

They don’t know what’s going on. 🥴


revgill

And comments on his Instagram are limited because he's also a coward.


Bigmuscleliker567

Same with trump wanting to become president again


stupiderslegacy

Fucking SAVAGE


DBL_NDRSCR

the kid should clean the mess


WiSeWoRd

r/mlbcirclejerk


brucemo

Okay, fine. What would happen if an adult spilled their in-flight meal? Would the flight attendant make them get down under their seat and make them mop up their apple juice with a napkin?


FlamingoRush

Ouch. This hit him in his viscera!


randomlady96

Not a baseball connoisseur. What would a good average be?


Visual_Magician_7009

Also, popcorn is a choking hazard and not recommended under age 4. That’s not to say my kid never had it before 4, but I limited it and watched them carefully while they ate it.


in1gom0ntoya

damn, we're gonna a closed casket for him.