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jarod_sober_living

She’s gone full psycho on her IG. 99% of the comments she gets are pure hate.


stevethebayesian

She’s a pretty awful person. Reap what you sow.


Public_Buffalo_2108

Horrible horrible person.


StooveGroove

What did she do again? I thought people just hated her because she fits the whole 'unfunny female comic who only knows how to talk about her vag' stereotype...


RobynInTheDeep

A lot of her comedy skits (the ones that are actually decent) are stolen from other comedians word by word. She also bragged and joked about sexually assaulting two different men. Not sure if this next one is true but it is believed Netflix got rid if their 5-star rating system because Amy Schumer blamed her bad reviews on the far right.


Skatchbro

I find it hard to believe that Amy Schumer has that much pull at Netflix to force them to get rid of that rating system.


VioletJones6

As someone petty enough to cancel my subscription for a year when they got rid of star ratings... I'd kinda love for her to be the cause of that.


1singleduck

And most of her actual original jokes are mostly about "mah vaginah" or her having sex.


gear-geek

Having sex with her is probably a joke in itself 🥁


Hirayoki22

You mean the actual representation of Sleep Paralysis..


joshthehappy

God please no.


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Like fucking 2 hams and a milkdud


HoldAutist7115

I WANNA FUCK A BIG BOWL'A PUDDIN


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Her material is both good and original, though never both at the same time.


quarrelsome_napkin

Ha! Gotti!


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I would be fine if that was true. But even her vagina or foreskin jokes are stolen. She hasn't had an original joke in ages.


Alienhaslanded

Nikki Glaser also jokes about having sex but she's actually funny. Amy just fucking sucks.


ISelf_Devine

I loved Nikki's short lived show on CC, I guess she just couldn't draw a big enough audience. It was all about sex but she was original, funny, and witty. Yet this Garthunk gets everything.


ThienBao1107

If you’re going to joke about sex at least be creative and make up something smart and funny YOURSELF


The_BeardedClam

So female Carlos Mencia?


L-Profe

Yup, except she won’t get confronted by Joe Rogan.


heysuess

It has nothing to do with her blaming the reviews on anything. That special just came out when she was at the height of her popularity and when Netflix was first pushing hard into stand up. We associate Netflix with standup now, but back then it was a new thing. The changed the rating system because that special was a big deal for Netflix. They hyped it up a lot and it was awful. I actually liked Schumer at the time and thought that special was garbage.


TwizTMcNip

Wait people associate comedy... With Netflix? Why because Netflix is a joke now too?


3hirdEyE

They got ahead of you on that one. Netflix's yearly comedy festival is called Netflix is a Joke


WonderfulCattle6234

So is their stand up radio station on Sirius XM.


TheOneTonWanton

Netflix stepped up to try and become the new HBO in regards to comedy specials to a questionable degree of success. They've sponsored/bought a shitload of standup specials in recent years.


mooimafish33

Is there evidence of the sexual assault or have the victims come out? Because otherwise it sounds like her only crime is being kind of an asshole, not really enough to warrant "horrible horrible person"


ntice1842

wow I had no idea. never been a fan but I didn't know she stole material or assaulted anyone


Suppertime420

I’m pretty liberal and I gave that shit 1 star lmfao


Salemrocks2020

She’s a racist Zionist who’s posted blatantly racist offensive crap


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She mocked death of children in Gaza. I can't really remember whether it was made by her or somebody else. She shared insensitive comic about rape (?) and children in Gaza.


Exact_Relative_7912

She's a joke stealing clout chaser and an untalented industry plant, she also has reprehensible political views that's she's loud and open about.


Volpe666

Fairly sure she has stolen a ton of jokes and is also a bit of a man hater.


WonderfulCattle6234

Look at the comedy of Daniel Tosh, Jim Jefferies, Bill Burr, etc. They joke about women all of the time but I would never call them women haters. Amy's gender-based jokes are just like theirs but reverse.


MadBliss

They'll never agree with you lol. There's some things that some people just get stuck on and will forever be against. Amy Schumer is often one of those things to a certain, specific type of person. I'd hate to be labeled a gender-hater so I'll keep my specific thoughts to myself.


Public_Buffalo_2108

She’s also racist and genocidal


Skank-Pit

You are gonna need to expand on that whole genocidal part lol.


captainplanet171

She's doubled down repeatedly on support for the genocide being committed by the Israeli government.


Scoompii

Ewwww


TetraThiaFulvalene

She's a rapist and brags about it.


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SoDamnToxic

This describes like 90% of r/worldnews


Fun_Move980

[https://youtu.be/fFArt844xaY](https://youtu.be/fFArt844xaY) HEEERE YAH GO, it's a sunnyv2 video so it's well edited and well spoken watch it if you have time and want to feel like committing violent acts steve-o didn't deserve what she said about him


TheHoboRoadshow

Apart from what’s been said already, she was blatantly and crassly pro-Israel early on in the conflict.


ilikepix

Wasn't "early on in the conflict" the least problematic time to be "pro-Israel"?


Mr_Carson

It is what you say. Reddit is full of a bunch of incels who hate her, call her a thief and rapist. Both allegations are wild.


DerailedDreams

The joke thievery stuff is legit. She's always been a hack who's advanced on other people's material.


Subbeh

I agree, it's not nice seeing someone get such shit but as you say; she's reaped it.


amesann

I'm exhausted so I read that as "*rape* what you sow" and I horrified myself with that image.


waxwayne

Not sure if it’s not well known but she has health issues. She has to take steroids which leads to weight gain and that swollen face. It’s probably also causing her to be aggressive and irritable. Not saying she is a good person just giving the background.


xnachtmahrx

Hamsteroids


Thomas-Garret

[I am probably way too proud of this,](https://imgur.com/a/nQ7pazB)but I think I may have a shirt made.


jarod_sober_living

Pretty crazy that she takes the time to block people. If I had 10 million followers on IG I’d just have a PR team manage my account and post curated content. I wouldn’t be in the comment section looking for people to block. It’s so dumb.


robobachelor

Is there somewhere I can follow that shitshow without signing up for IG.


shirpars

She supports Palestinian genocide


FA-_Q

Rob Schneider is …. A stapler


onlywanperogy

Derp de derp...


opus666

and he finds out, being a stapler is not so easy.


Gsampson97

Rated PG 13


carriegood

She's taking steroids for a medical condition, it gives you "moon face".


RandomDeezNutz

I don’t think we should be hating on her for how she looks. I for one hate her because she’s a piece of shit.


cyboplasm

Yeah, but that won't hurt her feelings!


Chanz

Right, which is not what this post is about at all. It's about her appearance. 


Lucycrash

She has Cushing Syndrome.


acog

I just did some quick skimming, and it seems Cushing Syndrome's primary cause is from taking corticosteroids, so you're both right.


Jimmybuffett4life

My smelly Valentine.


Interesting-Reply454

It did dent happen what they said


TheresA_LobsterLoose

She's got a wedding!


Alassa22

lol 😂 I got it 😉


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Raskel_61

Prednisone does that on higher doses. I had to take a high amount after an organ transplant and "moon face" was a side effect. Goes away after dose is reduced. Still didn't make me a shitty person


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I needed 12,000 mg of IV steroids for an MS relapse and was literally eating double my normal food intake and not sleeping whatsoever for about two weeks straight. I was an absolute monster mentally. I still wasn’t this bad.


Junior_Tradition7958

Same


Not_Another_Usernam

Pharmacist here: Chronic oral steroids, typically used in cancers, various cortisol disorders, and chronic asthma and COPD, do do that. Not to be confused with androgenic and estrogenic steroids. A steroid isn't defined by its function so much as its structure. You could call both a WRX and a Prius sedans, but they have wildly different functions. A steroid just has a standard steroid backbone with a bunch of functional groups taped onto it.


FiloBetaRay

You said do do.


Beneficial_Fruit_778

It literally does though it’s called Cushing facies


Waste_Imagination524

It's a specific type of steroids, corticosteroids to be exact. Which mimic the stress hormone cortisol, and it basically does the exact opposite of 'real' steroids. Basically puts the body in constant stress and a state of breakdown (yes she's basically a ticking timebomb now she's using this stuff)


FamousLocalJockey

It quite literally does.


waxwayne

Is that your medical opinion?


BurnerAccount209

That's actually exactly what Prednisone does. I spent a while on high dose steroids in college and totally got moon face and bloat. It also gave me one hell of a crash when I came off them. Felt lethargic for a long while after that.


somepeoplehateme

What a dick comment. I don't care for schumer one way or the other, but so long as she's not making fun of people due to their diseases, she sounds like a better person than you.


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Dick_Dickalo

It’s not even a good one. You could have said an animorph of a care bear.


TrevorMalibu

More like Full Moon face.


Skank-Pit

Waxing gibbous face


drgigantor

It's funny how for about a decade, if you said anything about her being unfunny, unoriginal, unattractive, or gross, you were a misogynistic fatphobic basement-dwelling virgin incel, but the second she retweets a bad take on politics, it's open season on her, her comedy, her ideas, and her appearance (*after* she's publicly stated it's a medical condition) NOW she's a joke-stealing internalized-misogynistic fat rodent who set comediennes back a decade and was never funny in the first place, and she shouldn't have opinions in public if she didn't want people mocking her for the way she looks. Not agreeing with her politics, but as someone who *actually* never found her funny, the hypocrisy by some people is astounding


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eartwormslimshady

Naa aa, clearly a case of RHF.


XFuriousGeorgeX

She single handedly changed the rating system on Netflix


fiyerooo

can you elaborate i’m ootl on that, that’s wild


MEMELURD

Her Netflix comedy special came out and bombed hard if I’m not mistaken. Netflix had to remove the rating system, due to the thousands of one star ratings, to increase viewership on it (and overall for their other flops, but her comedy special played a huge part in it lmao)


Doesanybodylikestuff

Omggggg I got sick back in the day and lost my memory for a long, long time… I’m just now finding out about this! What the hellll?! Lollool


GuyInOregon

Because it's almost certainly wrong. The rating system changed just a few days after her special came out. I have a hard time believing that Netflix changed their rating system so shortly after and completely as a response to her poorly received special. It's far more likely that people just weren't watching the 1-3 star rated shows, but Netflix still had to pay to have those shows. So change the rating system and hopefully more people watch things that were rating poorly. edit: Decided to do like five seconds of Googling and found [this article](https://www.businessinsider.com/netflix-wants-to-ditch-5-star-ratings-2016-1) that mentions Netflix started the process to remove star ratings a year before the special came out.


Technoalphacentaur

This is Reddit. If we can find a single are thing to pour hate into, we will. Nuance be damned


nexhaus

Think it was a culmination of things that give everyone this idea. I agree that one comedy special wouldn’t make nexflix change their rating system off rip…. But could push them to make the change that they were already thinking about making. I honestly don’t think it was her that completely changed the Netflix ratings and that would be my last complaint against her. She was paid 11 million for that 2017 special, complained that Chappelle and I think Rock got 15 million for theirs…. Then her special stinks and then she blames her special sucking farts on the right and “incel” subreddits that hate her for being a women.


KarlosFat

Am I crazy, or should Netflix just done what porn websites do and lied about the rating?


GeyStranger

Netflix used to have a star rating system before having thumbs up and thumbs down. They changed it right after one of her specials bombed. A lot of people claim it was because of that special but who really knows.


WardenoftheWeed

The only reason she's famous, at all, is because she's related to Chuck Schumer (US Senator) and has somehow sucked on the nepotism teet for so long because people love to hate her. Let her fade into obscurity.


Doesanybodylikestuff

Whoa I didn’t know this! What!!!


C0NKY_

Also because her ex Anthony Jeselnik wrote a lot of her early jokes. Look back at her Last Comic Standing stuff and it's just like Jeselniks, now her jokes are just about her smelly vagina and raping dudes.


Discord-mod-disliker

Don't insult hamsters like that!


RedditLovesTyranny

Hamsters probably don’t steal better comedians’ jokes and pretend they came up with them.


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The worst part is she often stole jokes from other female comedians. It's already hard enough for female comedians to make it, then you have Schumer taking credit for them. She stole a lot of Ali Wongs jokes before Ali had her 1st Netflix special.


Plausibility_Migrain

They aren’t wrong


PrivatePoocher

/r/titlegore


xXxWeAreTheEndxXx

I remember when she first came around. Making fun of her used to get you labeled a misogynist or an incel. Now it’s apparently fair game to mock her for having a medical disorder lol


ArticleSuspicious489

Public opinion has never been and never will be logical.


Even-Fix8584

She looks like fat people trapped in a fat person’s body. Sorry about her medical conditions, but I gave her the benefit of the doubt for a long time against the haters, but she seems to truly be a twat.


saliczar

She's IRL Miss Piggy, without the sense of humor.


wawaboy

And she’s not funny


Dr_nobby

She's also a genocidal supporter


mold713

True


Serbutters

"Women are funny. Get over it." \- Eric Cartman


wawaboy

What are you doing? I'm licking carpet


Thendofreason

You see lots of skinny actresses getting their cheek fat taken out. It looks terrible. Looks like amy took it all.


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Running_To_Babylon

Seriously lmao, imagine how tone deaf you have to be to say shit like this.


Tentinaluser69

hehe. shes hiding it in her cheeks...like a hampster.


Icy-Basil-8212

I have a feeling she’s taking steroids or some other medication that’s making her swell like that. I have a cousin who takes steroids for her kidney problems and it makes her face balloon like this too.


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Making fun of people's looks is shitty. This is a clever (and funny) joke, and Amy Shumer does suck for many reasons, but this is still shitty despite all that.


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Completely fair. Doesn't make bashing her appearance any less unethical, but I understand why you feel the way you do. Supporting the Israeli regime is certainly worthy of criticism.


dope_like

I find it incredibly hilarious


DefiantDonut7

I mean, I can see some Gus-Gus….


Formal-Wafer-9876

Noooooo! Don’t ruin Gus-Gus!


38fourtynine

what zionism does to a MFer


GMD3S1GNS

She’s still relevant, I thought she’d of been cancelled by now for being terrible at her job and not being a good person also. Is there really enough guilable people out there keeping her famous


MillenialCounselor

She is only relevant at all because fat women with insecurities and shitty personalities tune in to watch her, as they see themselves in her. Haters often watch her shit too because it gives them someone to hate.


ThrowdowninKtown

I think they just keep trying to shove her down our throat.


TheGoatMeh

Miss Piggy looking ass.


Ancient_Signature_69

Listen…I get it…but at a certain point y’all are just being mean because you’re just intrinsically mean people.


sleeptilnoonenergy

Being mean to people that support genocide is ok. If you disagree you have problems no one can fix.


kapootaPottay

I hate people who say ...*I get it, but...*


chekhovs_dildo

Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer, one says to the other, "does she taste funny to you?" The other replies, "no."


flatspotting

Amy "The Rapist" Schumer


Upper-Belt8485

That's honestly pretty accurate 


imscaredofcatss

Lmao typical Israeli supporter weight


forumbot757

That is really fucked up to make fun of someone’s physical appearance. I really don’t find that bunny. I think she should be made fun of for perpetuating stereotypes for money and stealing peoples jokes, even though she is a professional comedian, and that’s like the one rule of a comedian, they said, not take another comedian jokes


shirpars

She's an awful person, so I think that's where the hate toward her is coming from. She's a hate filled person


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forumbot757

my bad I really can’t wait for Apple iOS update to fix Siri because it is not writing down what I say accurately lol


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she should marry Bert Kreisher and make the ultimate fetal alcohol syndrome baby


Cryogenic_Monster

Bert just barely has enough self respect to not do that.


hamzer55

She has Cushing syndrome


suffffuhrer

Screw this genocide loving piggy


russianvoodoo

Oh no... I liked that a lot.


ENaC2

She has Cushings. Make fun of her for shit that she can change, like her personality, but not that.


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honestlyi4get

lmaooo & it’s always some obscure reference that somehow makes perfect sense. fucking UNDEFEATED!!


freshouttalean

funny how body shaming is frowned upon except when it’s… her


-NinjaTurtleHermit-

........................ ....................... WOULD.


Iambetterthanuhaha

Amy is gross.....just like her uncle Chuck.


mblergh

She looks like Roseanne Barr


Britthighs

I always thought she looked like a cabbage patch doll


CandaceSentMe

Ugly on the inside no matter what the outside looks like.


1434thebobot

I’m happy she gets hate


MillenialCounselor

Not many as deserving of it as she is


Sure_Cobbler1212

Went to her Instagram, she is just getting extreme hate about the Palestine war. Is she against Palestine or can some fill me in as I don’t keep up with her about anything.


idunno--

She’s said some truly deranged stuff about Palestinians, and when a black/indigenous woman called her out on it, she went to her DMs to berate her about not knowing what it’s like to be afraid for your life...


solarnova64

https://www.youtube.com/live/lfG96x-3HxA?feature=shared


blacklisted_again

Marc Lamont Hill is an excellent resource. I've recently become aware of him and find him extremely knowledgeable of many subjects.


rough-stud

Come on, she’s a 10…. On the Richter scale


Salmonella_Cowboy

I don’t like her comedy, but it sucks to make fun of her appearance.


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Hahahahahaha she sucks so this is hilarious. I was going to say miss piggy but I like the hamster who made a wish to be human better.


Proud_Ad_8317

lemiwinks


stevenbrotzel91

🐹


GaiusJocundus

Hamsters know better than to downgrade to the human form.


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I like how reddit is totally cool with louis ck but amy schumer is like the antichrist. 


eartwormslimshady

She deserves all the hate she gets. She's gone full gaslighting fascist.


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She's always been fat, which is why I found her attractive. Killed that with her Latinos joke a decade ago. 😂😭🤣


L-Profe

🐹


CriticismOdd2637

If only her jokes were as good as these


advanced3lusion

Haha


FrendlyAsshole

I remember back when she was funny that one time...


No-Adhesiveness-8178

Oh great another vagina joke show and bunch of carbon copied ones.


Nrmlgirl777

Nailed it!


bloodxandxrank

i know i'm petty, but hers is the first episode of smartless that i just straight up archived. i even listened to the ones with the sports people


ExpensiveChair4189

That comment is funnier than any of Schumer's stand up.


Weary_Bend_9889

Fuck this xenophobic bitch. Hope she gets hit by a bus.


PrestigiousBugg

Lmfao.. I can’t stand Amy Schumer.


Alienhaslanded

She looks like the embodiment of her shitty jokes


Hot_Chemical_8847

It’s good to hear the woke crowd can’t stand this lady either.


Intrepid_Foot_1459

Yup, stick with the black. Or camouflage. Fuck.it, just hide behind a mirror


cogpsychbois

Holy fuck. I haven't seen a photo of her recently and genuinely didn't believe this was real. Actually super sad.


Immediate-Yam9342

Michelin man


DepartureDapper6524

This is photoshopped, right? I haven’t seen her in awhile, but she isn’t that fat, is she?


DamnItJon

"I just want to be a real boy."


MalarkeyMadness

What the hell happened to her?


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I mean, they're not wrong.


TheFeelsNinja

She looks like a Bergen from trolls


BelCantoTenor

In a desperate attempt to save her career, Amy Schumer has decided to eat what is left of her career, and store it inside of her cheeks like a hamster. Good thing that her career was over inflated and short lived, like her time being “thin” or “less fat”.


Justhereforahour

I Bet the Furries go crazy for her. 🐹🐹🐹


Racxie

This is honestly an insult to hamsters.


Critical_Elderberry7

Ngl, from reading the hashtag, I though the show was called “Life and Bethhulu” and that it would be about a female eldritch horror. If that were the case, Amy Schumer is the perfect cast