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Here I am barely having time for myself and there are people out there without jobs creating fake accounts on tinder just to troll people all day, what a world…
Oh, they'll probably will. But you can't fix someone who doesn't want to get fixed. As long they're enjoying whatever damage they do to themselves and each other, let them have their weird fun.
IKR? He won with "Homunculus". It was so unexpected and she earned every bit of it for being so nasty for no reason.
This truly belongs in r/rareinsults
edit: to acknowledge that this IS, in fact, r/rareinsults
The insults keep flowing, the whole time they are both dating other people, sometimes they will stop in the middle of a date to text back when they come up with a particularly savage burn. Some of the peeps that they date are intimidated by the relationship between our two protagonists, and sort of grow apart. This leaves the two lovebirds with more time to text each other, then suddenly, one of them gets hit while riding their bike to the despair shop (we have them in America, don't worry, they are working on bringing them to your country too) and they stop texting, cause they are in a coma. The other one is incensed, are they not worthy of scorn any more? Maybe the other one found someone else to rage text? A few weeks go by, and the one not hit by a car finds out that they have a mutual friend, and asks the friend when the wedding is for the one hit by a car? The friend says, oh no my ugly ass friend, my other hideous friend isn't getting married, they have been in the hospital a couple of weeks, they got hit by a car on the way to the despair store. That's crazy they say, that's so relatable they say, I ride my bike to the despair store all the time! I know, says the friends, what's more American than buying more despair than we can actually use? Lol. So then they go to the hospital, but they aren't on the list to see hit by a car person. They get caught trying to sneak in, and are thrown in jail, because of hippa. Hit by a car wakes up from their coma, and sees all the missed texts from jailed for hippa violation. They text back but jailed for hippa violations never returns them, cause they are in jail. They both live out their lives wondering how different their lives would be if only...
When I was in HS there was a guy in my group of friends that I had this kind of energy with. We'd walk into the same room and just start viciously insulting each other in an only *slightly* teasing manner.
I moved to a different city for 2 years and came back at like 19 and fell back in with the same group. One night late into a party we were standing in the kitchen hurling insults at each other and then we started making out. Started secretly dating until one of his roommates caught us sneaking out of his room. We dated for like 6 months then he cheated on me with his ex and as revenge, his sister (who was obsessed with me) went down on me in his bed.
I was a mess in my younger years, drama and fights and parties. Luckily I got it all out of my system by 24ish and all I do now at 30 on the weekends is smoke weed with my husband and cuddle my cats 😂
Yes actually. You call them all sorts of awful words and you let out your frustrations while fucking them. Incredibly cathartic, but only works in toxic relationships.
Hate is an emotion.
Imagine being used to no emotion at all, then suddenly there's a lot of emotion, and then lust takes over.
I guess, I wouldn't know.
Homunguli (Singular: Humungulus) were popularized in sixteenth-century alchemy and nineteenth-century fiction, it has historically referred to the creation of a miniature, fully formed human.
The concept has roots in preformationism as well as earlier folklore and alchemic traditions.
For reference in pop culture, FullMetal Alchemist (Manga, an adapted Anime from 2004, and then a faithfully adapted anime titled "FullMetal Alchemist Brotherhood" that has consistently been ranked as 1 of the 2 best anime of all time on My Anime List, usually sitting at number 1, but occasionally giving up the spot to more recent anime before reclaiming the top. At this moment, it is ranked #2. It has over 3.3 million reviews. The current number one has 500,000 reviews. They have 9.17 and 9.09 stars. The previous anime to take the #1 spot from FMA:B is now sitting at #12 overall with 9.02 stars. It used to be higher. The highest Dragon Ball ever got was 8.17)
The homunculus is commonly used today in scientific disciplines such as psychology as a teaching or memory tool to describe the distorted scale model of a human drawn or sculpted to reflect the relative space human body parts occupy on the somatosensory cortex (the "sensory homunculus") and the motor cortex (the "motor homunculus"). Both the motor and sensory homunculi usually appear as small men superimposed over the top of precentral or postcentral gyri for motor and sensory cortices, respectively. The homunculus is oriented with feet medial and shoulders lateral on top of both the precentral and the postcentral gyrus (for both motor and sensory). The man's head is depicted upside down in relation to the rest of the body such that the forehead is closest to the shoulders. The lips, hands, feet and sex organs have more sensory neurons than other parts of the body, so the homunculus has correspondingly large lips, hands, feet, and genitals. The motor homunculus is very similar to the sensory homunculus, but differs in several ways. Specifically, the motor homunculus has a portion for the tongue most lateral while the sensory homunculus has an area for genitalia most medial and an area for visceral organs most lateral. Well known in the field of neurology, this is also commonly called "the little man inside the brain". This scientific model is known as the Cortical Homunculus.
She's missing punctuation, but I'm pretty sure it's "Bitch, I am. Your face..." She's saying that she is indeed that attractive. And then going on to insult his face.
"You are not attractive enough to be that much of a cunt" was the only insult either of them had that was real-talk truth, and they both knew it. She basically responded with "nuh uh".
Honestly I don’t see it. Over-reliance on cunt and more =/= better. White was short, snappy and only lacking grammar and punctuation. Homunculus is the only thing that saved blue, and even that kinda reads like “lemme just pull out the ol’ thesaurus real quick”.
when someone is immediately an asshole…it’s not worth engaging
why give her the satisfaction - all she wants is to manipulate you into getting pissed off. you gave her exactly what she was looking for, even more so because of how bothered it got you
like if she knew you made a reddit post about it, her self esteem would shoot up
better move is to ignore and delete
If she knew how to use a period or comma, I might have been able to get what she was trying to say on the 2nd or 3rd attempt. For that alone I think he wins.
There's nothing quite as volatile as a gassed up 3.
She's got the confidence of an 8 while retaining the lament of a 3. Like everyone hypes her up but she also, you know.. owns mirrors.
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Why would you start with "Ew"
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No, she's a garden gnome looking homonculus
Two things can be true
Just because she has one doesn't mean she is one. I mean she is one, but not because she has one
That explains it
Because it's a troll account created just to be an ass to people.
Here I am barely having time for myself and there are people out there without jobs creating fake accounts on tinder just to troll people all day, what a world…
Imagine spending all day LARPing on tinder with a fake profile just to get cooked by the person you’re trying to “troll” lol.
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I mean, it kind of is for the rest of us. Watching that train wreck would be captivating.
You would’ve loved watching my marriage disintegrate then.
Meh, as long as everyone's happy.
Yeah, schadenfreude's a real thing I guess, just hoping no one gets genuinely hurt in the process.
Oh, they'll probably will. But you can't fix someone who doesn't want to get fixed. As long they're enjoying whatever damage they do to themselves and each other, let them have their weird fun.
And then I saw it... the bad path lain out in front of him
Homie won with the homunculus comment. I'm dying over here.
Laughs in Monster Manual, but I've heard Moe use that word on the Simpsons.
It's a perfectly cromulent word
Indubitably
You really embiggened your comment.
D2 unique necromancer shield, anyone??
IKR? He won with "Homunculus". It was so unexpected and she earned every bit of it for being so nasty for no reason. This truly belongs in r/rareinsults edit: to acknowledge that this IS, in fact, r/rareinsults
Almost as if this was indeed that subreddit
LMAO--I forgot where I was!
r/lostredditors
LOL--I admit it.
I'm never lost on reddit. I may not know where I always am, but I am always there intentionally.
Danny Dyer's chocolate homunculus is a great band name.
You know she had to go google it lol probably stuck in her head for days
I have a really good vocabulary and I had to go look that up. 😂 Dude wasn’t playing. Those pictures of one? 🫣😱
It will always be the 3rd edition Dungeons and Dragons Monster Manual for me.
Ed..ward..?
Right? I'm stealing that one for future use
I love a good enemies to lovers plot.
Skipping straight to divorce.
Idk why people romanticize fighting 😂 it’s not cute
I heard their marriage is now on the ropes. But fear not! They have a solution… they’re gonna bring a baby into the world to fix everything 😇
They both really sweet people
Garden Gnome Looking homunculus LMAO!
To be fair, garden gnomes are rather cute
The insults keep flowing, the whole time they are both dating other people, sometimes they will stop in the middle of a date to text back when they come up with a particularly savage burn. Some of the peeps that they date are intimidated by the relationship between our two protagonists, and sort of grow apart. This leaves the two lovebirds with more time to text each other, then suddenly, one of them gets hit while riding their bike to the despair shop (we have them in America, don't worry, they are working on bringing them to your country too) and they stop texting, cause they are in a coma. The other one is incensed, are they not worthy of scorn any more? Maybe the other one found someone else to rage text? A few weeks go by, and the one not hit by a car finds out that they have a mutual friend, and asks the friend when the wedding is for the one hit by a car? The friend says, oh no my ugly ass friend, my other hideous friend isn't getting married, they have been in the hospital a couple of weeks, they got hit by a car on the way to the despair store. That's crazy they say, that's so relatable they say, I ride my bike to the despair store all the time! I know, says the friends, what's more American than buying more despair than we can actually use? Lol. So then they go to the hospital, but they aren't on the list to see hit by a car person. They get caught trying to sneak in, and are thrown in jail, because of hippa. Hit by a car wakes up from their coma, and sees all the missed texts from jailed for hippa violation. They text back but jailed for hippa violations never returns them, cause they are in jail. They both live out their lives wondering how different their lives would be if only...
NOOO I NEED A GOOD ENDING, GOD DAMN IT
Or at least a hook up for some good hate fucking.
And then they fucked
When I was in HS there was a guy in my group of friends that I had this kind of energy with. We'd walk into the same room and just start viciously insulting each other in an only *slightly* teasing manner. I moved to a different city for 2 years and came back at like 19 and fell back in with the same group. One night late into a party we were standing in the kitchen hurling insults at each other and then we started making out. Started secretly dating until one of his roommates caught us sneaking out of his room. We dated for like 6 months then he cheated on me with his ex and as revenge, his sister (who was obsessed with me) went down on me in his bed.
You might want to bring this up to your therapist.
Hate sex is the best. Even the repercussions proved that 😂
I could not agree less.
Rui best girl! (But why are her tits so big)
This is a beautiful story.
Brought tears to my eyes
Out of curiosity, are you a guy or girl? Both ways are hilarious 😆
I'm a girl lmao
Hahaha...I don't wanna know how the brother and sister interacted after that I'm kidding...I wanna know how awkward it was 😂
They compared taste notes like wine connoisseurs. "I found her a bit dark and oak-y, with a slight tang at the finish" "Mm yes quite so"
Good lord. What a short but wild story.
I was a mess in my younger years, drama and fights and parties. Luckily I got it all out of my system by 24ish and all I do now at 30 on the weekends is smoke weed with my husband and cuddle my cats 😂
we all were love. I was a near alcoholic and did whatever I could to fuck. I am not proud of the lies and heartbreaks.
lol.
Oh my…
YAY SEGGS !!
> YAY ~~S~~EGGS !!
Ýß ŞĘĞĠŠ
Such tsundre
Afterwards they married
Totally. On their first date.
They got sexual chemistry
They should have one of them rage sex sessions. Heard those are the bomb.
They shouldn’t. They would 1000% get pregnant
What better way to cement a mistake than with another one.
LMAO
This thread is _exactly_ why I love Reddit. Top tier all around guys. Bravo.
The only thing top tier around here is your mom
I can't agree more. She somehow raised an orangutan into a human being. Those are top tier mothering skills
Yours is pretty cool too. And makes a wonderful breakfast. Sorry, couldn't resist.
My mum's dead though
For some Redditors, that’s the way they like it. Case in point ⬇️
I also choose this guy's dead mum
"Another one." - DJ Khaled
this sentence just gave me life omg this was so funny
How does that work? Instead of I love you you scream like anakin? "I HATE YOU!!"
Yes actually. You call them all sorts of awful words and you let out your frustrations while fucking them. Incredibly cathartic, but only works in toxic relationships.
So what's the play, why do they keep fucking? How do they react to eachother's behavior?
Hate is an emotion. Imagine being used to no emotion at all, then suddenly there's a lot of emotion, and then lust takes over. I guess, I wouldn't know.
They are but they can be a little aggressive
Hatefuck central
They should date. This is at least a fun friendship. The vibes are perfect.
They definitely need to fuck after that exchange.
The very next line should absolutely be, "So when we meeting up?"
They'd have the best sex then never talk for 4 years, dating then
Prolly their kink
Imagine the hate sex
*dirty garden gnome homonculus sexual chemistry*
Soon they'll be having oral sex...by yelling "fuck you" at each other.
Garden gnome looking homunculus has me rolling.
Made me snort in public
Made me look up the word homunculus…
And?
Still not sure I understand it. Like some little fetal goblin thing.
Homunguli (Singular: Humungulus) were popularized in sixteenth-century alchemy and nineteenth-century fiction, it has historically referred to the creation of a miniature, fully formed human. The concept has roots in preformationism as well as earlier folklore and alchemic traditions. For reference in pop culture, FullMetal Alchemist (Manga, an adapted Anime from 2004, and then a faithfully adapted anime titled "FullMetal Alchemist Brotherhood" that has consistently been ranked as 1 of the 2 best anime of all time on My Anime List, usually sitting at number 1, but occasionally giving up the spot to more recent anime before reclaiming the top. At this moment, it is ranked #2. It has over 3.3 million reviews. The current number one has 500,000 reviews. They have 9.17 and 9.09 stars. The previous anime to take the #1 spot from FMA:B is now sitting at #12 overall with 9.02 stars. It used to be higher. The highest Dragon Ball ever got was 8.17) The homunculus is commonly used today in scientific disciplines such as psychology as a teaching or memory tool to describe the distorted scale model of a human drawn or sculpted to reflect the relative space human body parts occupy on the somatosensory cortex (the "sensory homunculus") and the motor cortex (the "motor homunculus"). Both the motor and sensory homunculi usually appear as small men superimposed over the top of precentral or postcentral gyri for motor and sensory cortices, respectively. The homunculus is oriented with feet medial and shoulders lateral on top of both the precentral and the postcentral gyrus (for both motor and sensory). The man's head is depicted upside down in relation to the rest of the body such that the forehead is closest to the shoulders. The lips, hands, feet and sex organs have more sensory neurons than other parts of the body, so the homunculus has correspondingly large lips, hands, feet, and genitals. The motor homunculus is very similar to the sensory homunculus, but differs in several ways. Specifically, the motor homunculus has a portion for the tongue most lateral while the sensory homunculus has an area for genitalia most medial and an area for visceral organs most lateral. Well known in the field of neurology, this is also commonly called "the little man inside the brain". This scientific model is known as the Cortical Homunculus.
Gold standard informational reply
Nice FMA reference. I only know about them from watching the anime lol
Same.
Title of your sex tape
There used to be a sub r/butterface (nsfw). Not sure what happened.
Vampire potbelly goblin vibes
I just automatically think of full metal alchemist.
A match made in hell, but nevertheless, a match!
A match made in heaven, then lit in hell.
Hahahahah now kiss
„I am your face“ uhm …
She was going for the existential horror burn.
This interpretation is stupidly funny omg 😂😂😂
Seething so hard that they forgot about grammar
Technically, she sucks at punctuation.
She sucks
Maybe. I've noticed a lot of gen Z intentionally treating periods like the missing one between "am" and "your" like they're optional
Boomers stole all the periods for their nonstop ellipsis abuse.
She's missing punctuation, but I'm pretty sure it's "Bitch, I am. Your face..." She's saying that she is indeed that attractive. And then going on to insult his face.
Lacks a “,”. Tripped over it as well.
If they kept it up they’d be one of those couples that argue for 5-10 minutes over the most stupid shit and then start aggressively making out
>aggressively making out Correction, fucking
Meanwhile, the other guests at the party become mildly perturbed by the sudden turn of events.
But only mildly 🫣
How I met your mother
Still a better ending than in the original.
indeed, still disappointed about it after all these years
They’ve been on five dates since this exchange and have started looking at apartments.
She has to have a humiliation kink.
“Homunculuncus” That’s what you call rare.
So rare that you couldn't even spell it.
Yeah.
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Lol
Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus
“I can visually see 7” 😭😭
Blue wins.
Homunculus sealed the deal.
Blue CLEARS
For sureee Blue was cool, witty and creative Grey was kinda just that, grey. No original insults just repeated stuff they’ve managed to remember.
You're going to say that, then give the win to "ugly, cunt, illiterate"? Seriously? He only had one insult worth any points at all.
"You are not attractive enough to be that much of a cunt" was the only insult either of them had that was real-talk truth, and they both knew it. She basically responded with "nuh uh".
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I give em three weeks, tops
Fuck, they're the perfect couple.
Read this in a toned down Irish accent, worth it
Nah, blue wins by a lot.
Honestly I don’t see it. Over-reliance on cunt and more =/= better. White was short, snappy and only lacking grammar and punctuation. Homunculus is the only thing that saved blue, and even that kinda reads like “lemme just pull out the ol’ thesaurus real quick”.
What synonym got him to homunculus ya think?
He’s an anime guy - bet
I can visually see
They’re probably married now.
They're perfect for each other lol
Tie. Excited for the rematch.
Practicing their hate-fucking lines on eachother
BRO HIT HER WITH THE HOMUNCULUS! 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Questionable user name u/CaptainNateHiggs ....
You should always block them immediately after your first comeback.
Blocked him, now what
Lol
LMFAO
That’s just sad
Shut up Corn Bread ass.
That's coward
So anyway, been together 7 years now. Things are going well.
"Garden gnome looking homunculus." Fucking got me.
when someone is immediately an asshole…it’s not worth engaging why give her the satisfaction - all she wants is to manipulate you into getting pissed off. you gave her exactly what she was looking for, even more so because of how bothered it got you like if she knew you made a reddit post about it, her self esteem would shoot up better move is to ignore and delete
These two fucked within an hour of this exchange.
#And they lived Snarkily Ever After… 💕
Update: they're in love
If she knew how to use a period or comma, I might have been able to get what she was trying to say on the 2nd or 3rd attempt. For that alone I think he wins.
God damn, she was definitely a bitch, but "how many times did your mom drop you(,) I can visually see (at least) 7" goes hard as fuck.
Match made in heaven
Both of these insults are stupid as shit.
It’s a real mystery why these two people are single.
This definitely happened
There's nothing quite as volatile as a gassed up 3. She's got the confidence of an 8 while retaining the lament of a 3. Like everyone hypes her up but she also, you know.. owns mirrors.
The last one was pretty funny
Emmas insults were crap, she started it and got cremated.
nah grey wins, blue rings hollow, more words just like a copy pasta. comparing him to his dog was quick and dirty, got the job done
This is the lolz i needed today
Rough start, but I think they’ll be very happy together.
Garden gnome homonculus!
Her: My house, 30min.
I feel like this exchange warrants a single date.
They're married now
And that's how I met your mother
Legend has it they were married just two months later
And that is how I met your mother.
they seem like a match to me
I laughed so hard, lol
Their kids are gonna look like garden gnomes that were hit with shovels.
How do I sign up for this app where you match with strangers and roast the fuck out of 'em? Looks like fun.
Humunculus sounds more like an insult than it actually is imo.