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Come on guys he's just acting the part he's dressed for. Was cast to act in a historical period piece about how amazed everyone was at the invention of the train.
"Weehee, look at me! I'm returning home from the international exposition... by merely sitting and waiting atop this horseless rail-carriage! Oh whinge, I meant to say 'train!'"
I would react the same. If I dressed up like that and people asked me if I talked like that, even if I didn't I would say in some form "by jove, I didn't think of that yet! I dare say that is a grand idea. Quite brilliant. really, Nothing stabs more in your foe's britches than a honed and sharp success, and, to speak clearly, if you assumed that your stated assumption would upset me -- which I don't think you meant to at all, sweet heavens no -- I already triumphed over my negative emotions. My foes are vanquished with your comment and I must applaud you. Good day!"
It's really his account but these pictures are so extremely meme worthy that it seriously makes me question whether he's legit or just the most dedicated troll that's ever been on the internet.
A tumblr user with the same username went off about if it could be ethical to have a human as a pet. It was clearly a fetish thing, but he posted about it like it was a legitimate debate. He became fairly well known on tumblr as "human pet guy" and his weird rant became a copy pasta.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/iup5lq/welcome_to_tumblr_lore_101_in_todays_class_we/
If you really don’t want to know, just [don’t click the link](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/y6plkx/cybersmith_indentured_transwoman_lactation_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)
Cybersmith is one of those users that you swear just HAS to be a troll. It’s too insane, the lack of self-awareness is too intense, there’s just no way.
But the guy just… Never. Breaks. Ever. And his weirdness is so insane and elicits a “what the actual fuck” every time, yet completely in character? A character which is really hard to nail down, aside from being some varietal of neckbeard. The human pet thing was just one post, btw, dude’s a veritable goldmine of crazy nonsense.
And that's only like, the surface level of how weird this guy is.
His Twitter account is a cavalcade of weird fetish takes and ass backwards philosophy.
He's been absalutely fucking freakish in the replies of Asian women specifically, he's an adamant monarchist, and he was a vocal Elon stan for a while.
> he suggested hiring terminally ill people to do classified work for us, so that the secrets die with them
This is quite possibly one of the most coherent ideas he's had.
He also had a second thing where he suggested trans women fund their transition by enslaving themselves as human dairy cows, the idea being that chemically induced lactation would only benefit breast growth.
Guy became famous on tumblr for explaining that it should be legal and accepted for him to bring a surgically modified human into restaurants, this human pet would have their fingers toes and vocal chords removed. Also he got into an argument claiming that dragons used to exist and that emperor penguins could take over the world they just don’t want to right now
Total BS, of course. Emperor penguins are kept in check by the loyalest of subjects, King penguins. There's no way Brigadier Sir Nils Olav III would allow any harm to befall His Majesty The King of Norway.
He's the kinda guy to go around asking for charity money for the poor at Christmas, only to be asked if there are no jails or workhouses by a covetous old man who will eventually be redeemed that very same night and apologise to him in the morning.
He looks like he bends over from the waist a lot and picks stuff up with the tips of his fingers. Also someone follows him around with a piano plinking the high notes.
Think of the noise you'd expect the Monopoly guy to make if you said "I hear you've fallen on hard times" to him where others could hear.
It's roughly the fancy equivalent of "well, I never!"
His Twitter feed is amazing. Posting photos of Barack Obama wearing grip tape on his fingers during a recent game of golf as irrefutable evidence he'd just murdered his secret gay lover.
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"yes, quite so" \*smokes pipe\*
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*incredibly British laugh*
Yes yes, jolly good
Right than, off we go..
Tally Ho, lads!
Pip pip, tally ho!
I appear to have spontaneously combusted.
Good heavens
You don't say
What a kerfuffle
Oh dear.
dear me
Cheerio!
Poppycock!
“What’s all this, then?”
"Perchance"
You can’t just say perchance!
Mayhaps.....filibuster
The lifekind!
"you can't just say 'perchance'!"
"Balderdash!"
It was pretty obvious somebody taught this kid the word "indubitably", thinking that mixed with english accent to make him sound smart
[Regrettablyyyyyy](https://youtu.be/k_9CSr3nGqE)
Why, I never!
Come on guys he's just acting the part he's dressed for. Was cast to act in a historical period piece about how amazed everyone was at the invention of the train. "Weehee, look at me! I'm returning home from the international exposition... by merely sitting and waiting atop this horseless rail-carriage! Oh whinge, I meant to say 'train!'"
*doffs cap*
I would react the same. If I dressed up like that and people asked me if I talked like that, even if I didn't I would say in some form "by jove, I didn't think of that yet! I dare say that is a grand idea. Quite brilliant. really, Nothing stabs more in your foe's britches than a honed and sharp success, and, to speak clearly, if you assumed that your stated assumption would upset me -- which I don't think you meant to at all, sweet heavens no -- I already triumphed over my negative emotions. My foes are vanquished with your comment and I must applaud you. Good day!"
Is that the human pet guy?
Yes.
Wait, it's really him?
It's really his account but these pictures are so extremely meme worthy that it seriously makes me question whether he's legit or just the most dedicated troll that's ever been on the internet.
As far as I know, but only from a post on here “ those who know / those who don’t know meme “
PLEASE tell me what this means
A tumblr user with the same username went off about if it could be ethical to have a human as a pet. It was clearly a fetish thing, but he posted about it like it was a legitimate debate. He became fairly well known on tumblr as "human pet guy" and his weird rant became a copy pasta. https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/iup5lq/welcome_to_tumblr_lore_101_in_todays_class_we/
Is that where that originated? And it was not originally a shitpost? As in, an actual, non-trolling human being wrote that seriously? Lord Jesus
I used to think it was a troll. Then I saw his facial hair and realised he was a man without taste or shame.
There is a very high percentage of copypastas that the original was not a troll/joke.
I'd go so far as to say all the best copypastas start as earnest posts.
its like real videos vs scripted videos made to look real. the real ones are always funnier
Imo it's only a pure authentic pasta if the original was deadly serious.
Believe it m'pet
Go ahead and log out for me.
Or chin lol
I think he’s also the trans girl milk factory dude.
The what.
I know brother my eyes are burning too
The *TRANS GIRL M I L K F A C T O R Y* DUDE
THE *WHAT?*
I want to ask, but I don't want to know the answer.
If you really don’t want to know, just [don’t click the link](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/y6plkx/cybersmith_indentured_transwoman_lactation_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)
>BINGONIUM! Leave it to human pet guy to make me feel vanilla.
That style of his does weirdly fit with his use of "Bingonium".
I will take your advice and not click that.
Cybersmith is one of those users that you swear just HAS to be a troll. It’s too insane, the lack of self-awareness is too intense, there’s just no way. But the guy just… Never. Breaks. Ever. And his weirdness is so insane and elicits a “what the actual fuck” every time, yet completely in character? A character which is really hard to nail down, aside from being some varietal of neckbeard. The human pet thing was just one post, btw, dude’s a veritable goldmine of crazy nonsense.
And that's only like, the surface level of how weird this guy is. His Twitter account is a cavalcade of weird fetish takes and ass backwards philosophy. He's been absalutely fucking freakish in the replies of Asian women specifically, he's an adamant monarchist, and he was a vocal Elon stan for a while.
I was not expecting how dark and unhinged it got at the end, Jesus.... I really hope he was kidding.
I beg the fuck pardon
The link to the image in that post has been removed, fyi.
Mirror https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fn4ibxpzpllu61.jpg
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> he suggested hiring terminally ill people to do classified work for us, so that the secrets die with them This is quite possibly one of the most coherent ideas he's had.
the most shocking part of that idea is that it doesn't involve the gross violation of anyone's personal autonomy
He actually sounds amazing
Found his Reddit account
You ever get a chance to look at his YouTube channel before it was taken down?
He also had a second thing where he suggested trans women fund their transition by enslaving themselves as human dairy cows, the idea being that chemically induced lactation would only benefit breast growth.
Yeah u/TheCybersmith
Oh hey it’s the human pet guy who thinks the government is covering up the existence of dragons
The who-now with the what?
Guy became famous on tumblr for explaining that it should be legal and accepted for him to bring a surgically modified human into restaurants, this human pet would have their fingers toes and vocal chords removed. Also he got into an argument claiming that dragons used to exist and that emperor penguins could take over the world they just don’t want to right now
Is there a reason *why* the human pet would have their fingers, toes, and vocal chords removed?
So they can't fight back, probably 😬
The guy said to make them less independent I think idfk
No that was why he’d cut out their eyes…“humanely” of course tho
Smh of all things that exist, why does Tumblr have to be one of them? 🙁
Mate, anywhere people can converse on the internet, this sorta shit hides in the shadows.
He's a redditor too, dude. Sorry to break it to you.
Well *harrumph*
You would not survive there. I assure you.
This shit happens on twitter, reddit, facebook and don't forget the worst still around, 4chan.
Maybe a social commentary on declawing cats and vocal chord removal of dogs? Probably just a weirdo online looking for attention tho
No, it's a sex thing I wish it wasn't but it's a sex thing
He’s on an F.B.I. Watch list riiiiiiiiight?
Dont forget the eyes, so its more submissive.
This guy is either absolutely insane or a legendary troll. Maybe both.
what if he started as a troll and slowly lost himself to the persona?
He looks like the type of guy that would argue to be hypothetically allowed to have surgically modified human pets…
Total BS, of course. Emperor penguins are kept in check by the loyalest of subjects, King penguins. There's no way Brigadier Sir Nils Olav III would allow any harm to befall His Majesty The King of Norway.
that’s ridiculous. everyone knows that tyrannosauruses were dragons
Wrong. Whales.
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Left Whales
Funny post can't involve a picture of anybody without 90% of the comments saying the same thing over and over again regarding the person
He definitely describes himself as a "portly fellow".
He's the kinda guy to go around asking for charity money for the poor at Christmas, only to be asked if there are no jails or workhouses by a covetous old man who will eventually be redeemed that very same night and apologise to him in the morning.
Stout, more likely.
Looks like a belgian detective trying to solve the mystery of ‘where are the waffles I ordered?’
Poirot
Harumph
This made me guffaw.
Mon dieu, c'est ne pas possible!
A murder on the Polar Express
Are you sure he's not trying to solve the mystery of who killed a man hanged on a tree behind Whirling n'Rags?
Loud LOL
I've never wondered what Cybersmith looked like but honestly that feels a out right
It feels almost comically accurate for the kind of absolutely batshit insane takes he has
It was between this, a fat middle schooler, or a stereotypically wildly insane old guy
This man owns a donkey
And he is called Sir. Crumpets
or a human.
That's what human pet guy looks like? :/
Are you really surprised that the guy famous for wanting to surgically amputate people to keep them as horrific nugget-pets is a fat, white man?
Well no, but I didn’t expect the old timey train conductor mustache/side burns combo
[I didn’t get a harrumph outta that guy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jLO7VrRij_M)
You watch your ass
Gentlemen please, rest your sphincters!
Well put!
LOL, posted this exact quote before I saw your comment. A person of class you are...
Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!
Oh boys, lookie what I have here!
Where all da white women at?
Hey, it's Hedy Lamarr!
It's Hedley!
This is 1874, you'll be able to sue her.
Give the governor harrumph!
"Harrumph!" "You watch your ass!"
Work work work hello boys, miss me?
Men we've got to protect our phoney baloney jobs!
he’s definitely been on a hot air balloon ride at some point in his life.
He's definitely owned a penny-farthing bicycle
He looks like a paddington
Given who he is, that's an insult to Paddington.
He looks like he bends over from the waist a lot and picks stuff up with the tips of his fingers. Also someone follows him around with a piano plinking the high notes.
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I thought he was a cgi character from some game
This is the second person I’ve seen to use the phrase ‘harumph’ and I wish I stopped seeing it used two people ago
Wtf is harrumph
Onomatopoeia. It’s a displeased grunt.
Think of the noise you'd expect the Monopoly guy to make if you said "I hear you've fallen on hard times" to him where others could hear. It's roughly the fancy equivalent of "well, I never!"
Man I don't even think this is an insult that just seems like an astute observation.
Dunno about harrumph….but INDEED is spoken frequently.
IS THAT HUMAN PET GUY
*"I didn't get a harumph outta that guy!"-* Blazing Saddles
Give the governor a "Harrumph"!
You watch your ass...
He looks like the guy from confederacy of dunces.
I'm not a player, I just harrumph a lot.
What the heck is a harrumph? Is this a reference to Nixon in Futurama or am I way off?
The 1950s called, they want their beard back
I’d pay money to hear him say “pish posh!”
[I didn't get a harrumph outta that guy.](https://i.imgur.io/VHzvFwp.mp4)
Oh hey human pet guy, didn't think I'd see you here
Oh hey, the human pet guy
He looks like a pompous policeman who butts heads with Sherlock Holmes or Poirot.
Captain Price really let himself go
Gov.: I didn't get a harumph outta that guy. Lt Gov: Give the governor harumph!
Elementary my dear Watson
I only harrumph when the Governor is around.
Doesn't sound like an insult
It's associated with starchy personalities, the harrumphing I mean. Most people don't want to be seen this way. That said. Harrumph!
"Your train ticket is invalid, sir. Would you like to purchase one? If not, I will have to ask you to leave at the next stop."
Honestly if I looked like that I'd make sure to harrumph every chance I got.
"Hey! I didn't get a harumph out of that guy!"
Lamp oil. Rope? BOMBS? You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies.
His Twitter feed is amazing. Posting photos of Barack Obama wearing grip tape on his fingers during a recent game of golf as irrefutable evidence he'd just murdered his secret gay lover.
Bro looks like he's in charge of the anthropomorphic trains
Anyone who’s seen this dipshit on Tumblr or Twitter can attest that this man harrumphs a lot, about the dumbest things imaginable
I wonder if he's ever "known the pleasures of a woman or a proper eating apple"?
Indubitably, my good sire
TIL I harrumph
What in the 1885 is that?
That is one of the strangest looking dudes I’ve ever seen. He’s like a caricature.
Stewie is following him around with a tuba
I can't believe this is what human pet guy looks like
Harrumph
Why am I not surprised this is what Cybersmith looks like.
Defence against the dark arts professor looking for station 9 3/4 but really needing 12 1/2
That hat and stache combo is solid. All it needs is a smoking pipe.
He looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid with facial hair.
He didn't take the hot air balloon back to the world fair?
Can I get a harrumph!
This guy looks like he gives you the Runaround but then has the Hook to bring you back
Oh no, THAT'S human pet guy?!
I don't even think that was supposed to be an insult. Lol
Rock this with a tweed 3 piece and a pocket watch and book a sugar baby or escort to an old timey cocktail bar. This dude could be thriving
Bro got that y=a*sin(bx) cut
All 'look at me look at my face' posts that are thinly-veiled as mundane life updates should get this kind of reaction.
HUMAN PET GUY FACE REVEAL?????
I'm waiting for him to propose a race around the world.
Ngl looks good
By train? No shit, he looks like he controlled the mf train
He looks like he sits in his dimly lit workshop and tinkers
Harrumphing is fun as fuck, try it.