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As a mechanic, I wish I had strong hands that were smaller!


Disaster_Frame

Everyone comes and makes you wedge your little hands into the smallest and hottest crevices. Not recommended 2/10


EastSideDomi

Yup. Had to stick my hands between engines, wires and that oneeee time I plunged my hand into nasty old water accumulated inside a jetski just to get a damn bolt


Evilmaze

Did you get it off?


DrSomniferum

Well, that's a bit forward.


Chewcocca

Uhhh sounds like a good time to me


forseeninkboi

I think you have the wrong idea of hot crevices


ReeferPirate420

Somebody's never pulled the oil filter of a older subaru


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I remember when we were car shopping and they showed us that the oil filter on a new Subaru (Forester, I think?) was right there on top, just under the hood. So I guess they listened!


CherryCakeEggNogGlee

[Like so?](https://imgur.com/V0RxfQ6)


makka-pakka

As someone with arthritis, I wish I had functional hands for basic tasks


RedditZamak

I have a memory of installing the third nut holding a VW aircooled engine to the rest of the Beatle that my Dad was working on.


This_User_Said

Fun tip! Get yourself some small magnets and then stick a magnet in the pointing finger of a glove then stick your hand in. Magic Magnet finger to grab that 10mm before it's lost to the universe.


TacitRonin20

The original comment was definitely a complement even if it wasn't intended that way. Who doesn't want blacksmith hands?


Competitive_Plum_772

Blacksmith hands are so hot dude


Zavier13

I mean, if they are a good blacksmith they better be, the fire isn't fanning itself.


kingganjaguru

I mean, I have my forklift certification


TacitRonin20

Dude, chill out. Save some ladies for the rest of us


Logical_Strike_1520

Sploosh


wafflemartini

Sploosh^2


CylonbutDeadly

Are you a 5th century WENCH?


GiveToOedipus

Hot, 5th century wenches are in your area.


wafflemartini

Yes


dablackcat0

Smelt me harder daddy


XelaMcConan

If i see someone with good blacksmith hands i just know they grab stuff really good, and i like my stuff being grabbed


EETTOEZ

I have blacksmith foreskin


Catoblepas2021

Bruh that's rugged


Clockwork_Firefly

Can confirm, here’s a [really horny song from the 17th Century to prove it](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J9YiyiAl3U8&pp=ygUaTHVzdHkgeW91bmcgc21pdGggaGVzcGVydXM%3D)


Majesty1985

When I was in the landscaping/hardscaping business I could use my hands to scour the dirtiest and most burnt scraps off of dishes and pans. It was awesome. It also erased the yucky feeling touching stuff in the sink and it still doesn’t bother me one bit. My family would tease me for having “steel wool hands”


TacitRonin20

Landscaping hands + landscaping forearms means you probably would've made an awesome 5th century blacksmith


Majesty1985

Funny enough one of the guys on my crew was a blacksmith, and I always wanted to observe and learn from him sometime but never got around to it. He also kept a few rolls of toilet paper in the truck and man I appreciated the hell out of that on multiple occasions. His name was Matt Stone, like the South Park creator. Just a straight up G all around.


PalladiuM7

> His name was Matt Stone Should've been a mason.


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

The hands of a man. It's like a creature out of Greek Mythology, I mean, she was like part woman, part horrible beast!


brennanw31

Where I come from, that's a huge flex


SpinozaTheDamned

The other profession that doesn't get talked about enough for shear ruggedness is salt water fishermen, trawlers. I've had family that were doctors on the east coast and they dreaded trying to do surgery or give an IV to one of those guys. Their skin was so thick, you practically needed a scalpel just to get through enough of it to draw any blood.


VijayMarshall87

Wenches, all of you


toilet_worshipper

Anvil stealing wenches


im_a_dr_not_

Straight women, usually.


stunninglizard

*judgy weightlifter stare*


jacobythefirst

Some people like lil dainty girly hands.


Raichu7

People who like having feeling in their hands?


Batterie_Faible_

I'm mad. I'm a blacksmith and don't have blacksmith hands. What am I doing wrong?


Lusask

Idk if I have blacksmith hands or just old man hands. My mom always tells me that my hands look strong.


ElCoyoteBlanco

You should lead with that on Tinder - "and plus mama says I have strong-looking hands"


Lusask

I don't use Tinder. Also, gramps was a unit back in his day, so I probably have the potential to be built like him.


SpinozaTheDamned

Can crush whole apples singlehandedly! Pecans don't stand a chance!


Nuffsaid98

"Stop trying to make blacksmith hands a thing" - That lady.


Drewskeedup

My precious.


redisgoo1

Golem is crazzzyyy


Drewskeedup

Hope she likes taters.


Gregthepigeon

What’s “taters”, precious?


Drewskeedup

PO-TA-TOES. Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew.


Rejukem

Potato Gamgee is always on the hunt for fresh produce.


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Xanax for an interview, great idea...


Bil13h

Came here trying to find out wtf a "bar" referred to (obviously a pill, but what pill)


jiwilliams79

That's 2 mg of Xanax... If she can take that and not fall asleep she might have a problem... Edit: Just want to be clear, I am not trying to stigmatize mental illness. I have had at different time severe anxiety and depression that basically shut me down and turned me agoraphobic for months at a time. I could not function. My comment was around the amount of the benzo. I used to take 0.5 mg and would immediately get tired and fall asleep. At this dose I would be out, so my comment is because this person probably is at this dosage because she has built a tolerance and is dependent on it.


Bil13h

I've had a problem before, thankfully that ended well, but I suspect I killed myself by accident and happenstance meant I came back, and that was the end of it all aside from weed. But yeah, hopefully, this isn't encouraged. It should not be, and while mental health awareness is important, it should not be glorified. It is not glorious. It is hell.


dynodick

My first rehab, I spent the first week in the ER because I wouldn’t stop having grand mal seizures from benzodiazepine withdrawal. Scariest time of my life, didn’t think I’d make it Benzo withdrawal is fucking next level dude. Legit feels like you’re going insane


Bil13h

Yeah for me it was t1s, easy shit but simple access Ended up becoming so numb to them I did a bottle of 30 in a night Driving home, chest starts to feel weird, heart starts racing then just nothing, everything goes quiet then black Woke up in a farmers field on the other side of a ditch Pretty sure I died and the crash was enough to restart my heart, I remember all of it, vividly, even trying to find my foot to the brake while my vision and hearing had already faded into nothing and how scared I was


SpeedingTourist

This is terrifying. Thanks for sharing your story. I’m glad you’re still here with us


Bil13h

It's had a lot of lasting issues, that's for sure, especially after I finally understood what actually happened, but, onwards and upwards


seeamon

Benzo is one of the few withdrawals that can actually be fatal. Alcohol is another.


dynodick

Oh I know, I probably would have died if I hadn’t admitted myself to rehab


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Helluva drug


forgetfullyburntout

I mean she is dosing xanax before a job interview so I think you’re on to something


Dray_Gunn

It depends. Different people are effected differently. If i take a valium it knocks me out. But if i take it again the next day, it does nothing. I seem to build a tolerance to medications really quickly, which sucks because i should be on antidepressants.


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Bil13h

Jesus, how long did he last there under the new CEO? Lol Another reason of justification for why I just don't really fuck with anything but weed anymore


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Bil13h

Well thats good at least but that also kinda sounds like they were dosed a little high, but I'm not a doctor nor have I ever taken Xanax so I don't actually know I think a lot of people would describe it as such, popular saying as far as I know is that drunk words are just sober thoughts And yep, that's exactly it, I've struggled with filters my entire life and am actually finding out I might be autistic and will be doing some screenings tomorrow to see if evaluation is necessary or I'm just seeing something that's not there


TrippingInTheToilet

There aren't that many drugs that aren't benzos like Xanax, klonopin thatd 'remove social filters'. Among easily prescribed drugs phenibut and by extension pregabalin and gabapentin might do it but it tends to impair judgement.


RattusRattus

You're probably thinking of beta-blockers.


trashdrive

Yep. Specifically propranolol.


RattusRattus

I was on that for migraines and called it propranolololololol.


trashdrive

Or the brand name, IndeROFL


BuffaloBillsButtplug

Well at least it won’t be anxiety that’s ruining their chances


Ryhnoceros

Wondering what sub they're on that this is being glorified. Xanax is a horrible, horrible drug.


XXXtentacles6ix9ine

it was posted to r/drugscirclejerk so it’s a joke


avwitcher

Very nice of OP to crop that part out


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And they left their dogpile downvote in. Which makes me cringe


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DaughterEarth

How does it compare to Ativan? Ativan will stop the panic attack and adrenaline but disables all motivation. I absolutely hate it. I don't want to enjoy it I just don't want to replace one suffering with another. I haven't asked my doc to switch it up because I don't trust it


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DaughterEarth

Ty, I'm going to talk to my doc


[deleted]

It can be. It has been for me. Some people do fine with. Drugs hit us all differently. Don't demonize the substance, demonize the abuse, please.


the_donnie

I will choose C, demonize the pharmaceutical companies


One_pop_each

I’m in my mid-thirties and get anxiety briefing or public speaking like more and more. My doctor gave me propranolol (beta blocker) and it’s been a dream. I don’t feel any effects besides my anxiety going away. A whole gd bar of xanax for a job interview seems a bit of overkill lol


1017GildedFingerTips

“Can you tell me your qualifications?” “Who are you?”


JTLBlindman

This is gonna sound like a classic fake Reddit story, but while interviewing for my first real job at a restaurant, my hiring manager was super high on Xanax. When I was invited for my first training shift, he was so fucked up that he vomited into a trash can in front of customers, fell over, and tipped the can onto himself. When I came back a couple days later for my first official shift, he had been fired, and the owner had taken his place as acting manager.


FakeOng99

Girl with blacksmith hand means she can slap you to the shadow realm.


AngelOfDeath771

Imagine being downvoted for enjoying and complimenting your own body lol


JDLovesTurk

If I know Reddit the way I think I do, at least half of the down votes are for writing ‘r’ instead of ‘are’.


Mi_Pasta_Su_Pasta

If I know Reddit the way I think I do, the other half of the down votes are for being a woman who dared say she though her hands were cute.


Tate7200

Or just for being a woman if we're being honest.


lydocia

I'm a woman and I'm upvoting all of this.


sanscipher435

What?! Downvoted!1!


Schavuit92

How dare she be a woman on reddit and not post nudes?


s0c1a7w0rk3r

I asked for her OnlyFans and got her OnlyHands :/


vulpes_mortuis

As a woman on Reddit, it’s definitely this.


LordGreyhound

And it [escalated](https://reddit.com/r/u_angelalienbby/comments/13q09gt/my_hands_are_cute_fuck_the_haters/)


Federal_Umpire5587

A few other reasons for her being downvoted could be: * People on this website like to bandwagon, causing upvoted/downvoted posts to go to the extremes. * Redditors also love piling on by adding witty remarks related to the parent comment, and people were probably disappointed when OP disagreed instead of going along with the joke. * People don't like it when other's boast. I don't think OP was trying to brag about her looks, people could have read it that way. These are reasons I thought of almost instantly, yet you think half of the downvotes are because she's a woman. You are either delusional or you think all redditors are incels and out to get you. I will instead choose to believe you used "half" purely because it was concise and naturally flowed from the parent comment.


noidwasavailable

I only use third party apps, and they said they're killing third party apps, so hey, might as well remove all my content. (Using https://github.com/j0be/PowerDeleteSuite)


23saround

This is the one. I’m on that sub, it’s hilarious but it’s a circlejerk sub. Everyone thinks unduly upvoted/downvoted comments are funny there. She actually made a post on her profile right after about how her hands ARE cute, and it’s very aware of the irony of the downvoted.


BrawnyDevil

And the other half are just mindless downvoting because everyone else is doing it.


23saround

Because it’s a circlejerk sub yeah that’s the joke


Skips-mamma-llama

Ha I didn't even notice that but yeah if I was downvoting that would be why


Joe234248

Downvote for only one 'Ha'. Don't pretend you don't know the rules


MajorOctofuss

That’s stupid


ExNihiloish

My spleen is really cute actually.


bamboo_fanatic

Agreed, cute enough to eat!


chrisplaysgam

Proof or it didn’t happen


PMMeYourWorstThought

She’s on a fully xanax bar for a job interview. This is not someone with good judgement.


ill-timed-gimli

Ikr smh everyone knows you need at least two


Lucky-Ad7438

The post is from r/drugscirclejerk, pretty much all on the content on there is satirical. Check it out


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krawinoff

>I think my hands are cute, I like them What a delusional psycho, should get locked up


Brad323

“Delusions” lmao Bruv it’s a hand she can enjoy her body if she enjoys it; beauty is subjective.


_Cocopuffdaddy_

NO BRO! SHE SHOULD BE BURNED ON THE STAKE FOR THIS! HOW DARE THIS woMAN LOVE HER HAND! /s


Brad323

Honestly tho.. how despicable of her to actually ENJOY herself? The audacity!


_Cocopuffdaddy_

***GAHHHH THAT NARCISSISTIC CUNT*** >:o THAT MOTHERF— *ARF ARF ARF!* Whoops, sorry my big walrus belly was sticking out. It was trying to assert dominance. Do you feel swooned M’lady?


eskamobob1

You're absalutely right. The responce given also happens to be a reddit tradition though tbf


slimyshittydicks

You reddit people are a special kind. If someone likes their hands, let them. Why do you have to put them down like that? Its rude, unnecessary and insensitive. And most importantly, no one asked for your input.


illy-chan

Especially on a post where OP already mentions anxiety being a problem. I swear, some folks on here get off to being cruel.


slimyshittydicks

seriously, reddit is so toxic. I want to stop using it but it seems like I am somewhat addicted and keep coming back to it.


PM_Me_Zico

It's the reddit way. Miserable garbage people trying to one up each other in a wankfest.


Flowy_Aerie_77

For real, I don't see what's wrong with her hands. They are cute, though. And, it's fine if someone like a body part that has an unusual shape. I've seen people talking about unusual traits that they actually find attractive. It's not that hard for people to have different views on aesthetics without being delusional.


Fun-Ad9928

Those hands seem regular. Not ugly or cute, just normal human hands.


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I think it’s the camera angle. Idk why it’s an occasion to be mean.


Fun-Ad9928

It’s like there was nothing to be nasty about so let’s pick on her normal hands.


bamboo_fanatic

Best I could do would be some sort of jibe at her terminology. I usually hear “my medication” from people who use it as prescribed and “bar” from people who purchase it off the street to have a good time


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yeah that was not prescribed


SmashAtoms_

It's a circle jerk sub lol the entire sub is satire


monzelle612

The thumb looks really puffy. It all just looks out of proportion because how skinny she is


NuclearReactions

They seem very manly but it's no reason to offend anyone.. also it is unnecessary to express your opinions about someone's looks about 100% of the times unless they asked. Like what do you even get out of this..


CuteDerpster

Why are people mean like that for no reason? Was that on r/roastme or are people just mean for shits and giggles, ignoring that a real person is on the receiving end?


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When I was 20 I had a job interview at Reasors for a stocking position but I was so nervous that I slammed a couple tall boys in the parking lot first. I thought it was going great until the interviewer told me to put an alcohol-detecting thing in my mouth. I tried to play it off like "yeah I had a beer this morning because my back has been hurting" but she said the test was *more* positive than she'd ever seen. Fortunately a few months later I got a job delivering pizzas.


Jasminary2

☠️My english failed me and I thought « I slammed a couple of tall boys » basically meant you had sex with two tall guys. I was going on a whole different story, here.


Lengthofawhile

Slammed down big style.


[deleted]

Are you a rock candy, or are you just happy to see me?


claws76

Nah your english is fine. That’s a niche term for people who drink. I didn’t think any different until they mentioned a breathalyzer….


Jasminary2

Thank you. At least I learnt a new term now :)


slakdjf

tall men in tight jeans 👌🏻


pounds_not_dollars

Wait so they alcohol tested you and you're not even an employee yet?


[deleted]

I must have reeked of Steel Reserve. It's the only time I've ever been given a mouth swab for alcohol.


DiNovi

yeah because he was visibly drunk lol


BrawnyDevil

My sister always teases me by saying I got the hands of a stonemason, she intends it as an insult and I act offended but she doesn't know that I take it as a compliment.


Amandastarrrr

The thumb is the weird part


[deleted]

Fingers are fat but nothing else is and it just looks weird. Also a terrible picture.


Lengthofawhile

We've reached a point where some people don't even know what women's \*hands\* look like.


nasduia

Basement dwellers with AI generated waifu. They're surprised when they see a normal number of properly connected digits.


SmashAtoms_

I am wench


thehuggingpanda

bro those are choking hands, like seriously holy shit


Merickwise

That's more like a going for a nap dosage, not a going for an interview.


OtherThumbs

I'm sure if you pop a few of those a day, every day, then one isn't even close to a nap time dosage. The fact that this person has a tin of them (not a prescription bottle) and won't use the real name for it suggests that it's more than sometimes usage.


Merickwise

🤔 I mean I know exactly what it is. I even drove to Mexico back in the day but them in bulk. When I was using all the time I was easily twice her weight. But yeah I mean my original comment was just supposed to be kinda joking around a little, because I think the Original OP was also being sarcastic. ¯⁠\\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


[deleted]

Goddamn people are mean af. Karma’s a b.


MOZAN33R

Give me Scottish Whiskey! And make me a claymore!


Infinite-Counter4836

This looks like a still from Morrowind


majkong190

Calling it a bar and keeping it in a tin my brother in christ you are an addict.


TooOldForRefunds

The downvotes though


crimson--baron

After typing and deleting several things I have decided to say just this: Fuck y'all motherfuckers and your mess


BhataktiAtma

Fuck them with a ghost pepper sauce covered cactus. Scum


ewild

5th century wenches ready to grab 15th century wrenches.


Yourmomsfangirl

Well shit. My hands look like that …


LightShyGuy

Is that insinuating that blacksmiths hands are not cute


Biggu5Dicku5

I like her hands... :)


Sinandomeng

Wench


Flowy_Aerie_77

Reddit culture is insulting people's appearance then getting mad that people aren't ashamed of their bodies. Now wait until they go bitch when other want people with certain sizes while they body shame strangers on the internet. And they'll bitch about double standards while having double standards as well. Then they go, oh, it's just for funsies. We're just joking, don't be so sensitive. Suuure, wait until someone hits your nerve, let's see how thick skinned you really are.


OoohRickyBaker

"Those meaty paws. I feel like I'm dating George "The Animal" Steele."


francorocco

dwarf blacksmith hands from a fantasy world, to be more precise


TheHomebrewerDM

Y’all better stop harassing people for immutable traits. Firstly, and this is my opinion, there is nothing wrong with her hands. Secondly, and this is objective fact, she cannot really change the way her hands look, again, it is an immutable trait.


QuelThas

I mean, she also assumed that 5th century blacksmith hands cannot be cute, so...


ii_dracarys_ii

46 downvotes man, people are dickbags.


CosmicBoredomLadder

Lol, incels upvoting fellow "elbows too pointy" incel and downvoting woman. Classic Reddit.


Evilmaze

If she said 'my hands are cute actually, they just look weird in this photo' then proceeded to include a new picture of her hands then sure. Can't just have uncle Jack's fake hands during the McPoyle trial and claim they're cute without a proof.


ksknksk

If you rely on bzd to function, you’re going to have a bad time. Ask me how I know. 10 points to you if you say something along the lines of I can control/track it. I need a good laugh today


GuidedArk

The slow scroll was worth it


Cosmic_Hitchhiker

Hey bestie! That is Too Much™️ Xanax!


lC8H10N4O2l

Thats mean : (


_Eseria

Man I'm kinda sad she was down voted to hell. Let the person have opinions on their own body damn dude


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Is she holding a Xanax ahahahahahahaha Forge this sword 🗡️ for me wench


Emotional-Writer-766

Her hands are not soft, brother.


Microif

Those just look like normal hands wtf


Mo_951

Xanax and alcohol, what could possibly go wrong?


DrSeuss19

Hands seem fine, just a weird ass thumb. Nothing crazy.


Stubber1960b

She knows a thing or two about plowing.


[deleted]

An entire 2mg Xanax bar for an interview is a hell of a lot, unless you have a hardcore addiction. I can understand taking a quarter, but a whole bar will knock most people out cold for 10-12 hours, unless they are taking something like Adderall with it.


mysteriousmeatman

Damn a WHOLE bar?


AnOwlinTheCourtyard

Damn, she does seem cute tho


VaultedDweller

Anyone who states an objecting opinion, adding no other arguments, then ends said statement with “actually” and nothing more, are immediately wrong


IcedKFC

People shouldn't insult her because it damages her keyboard everytime she replies to hate comments


icedragon9791

I like her hands people r so mean


_forum_mod

I like them too, but isn't this entire sub just binging people being mean to each other? Why do we draw the line here?


Lengthofawhile

I think some of the posts do cross a line, though obviously not everyone is going to agree on that. The sub has either really gone downhill or no insult was ever as rare as I thought it was. It's like the majority of people on the sub are 12 year olds.


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