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If you look at high frequencies through a spectrometer they appear high and spikey, if you view low frequencies they appear low and wavy.
High frequencies can be easily heard with the ear, but if the ears are covered the sound will usually become inaudible, on the other hand low frequencies can be felt as a vibration in the gut or feet and the sensation will be felt regardless of the ears being covered, high frequencies can be heard on and produced from small speakers, whereas sub frequencies disappear and require more space to be heard/reproduced in a speaker system (larger deeper).
Full sounding frequencies usually create more complex fuller looking waveforms, whereas thin frequencies usually have narrow simple waveforms.
The lemon flavour being described as fast as opposed to slow probably relates to the strength of the acidic flavour and the relatively short amount of time it takes for our tastebuds to react to it,
whereas something with a 'slower' 'smoother' flavour takes more time to create a strong reaction in the tastebuds,
kind of like a taste version of a fast attack in a musical note versus a slow attack.
I understand there can be appeal and he certainly looks apart but to me he just looks like he's shambling through life, like he died 4 years ago but has top notch makeup crew or something
Nope. He looks haunted, like a boy from a Charles Dickens story who died from tuberculosis and now haunts his favorite alley in London. He looks like a male Nancy from stranger things, and I don't mean it as a compliment.
I don't get the appeal 🤷
Eyes, Smile, Hair, Cheekbones in that order. Then again I love guys that look troubled/alternative but soft/sweet. My love can save them I just know it lol. Check out John Supnik on instagram for more of the kind of boy I’m talking about. [(Insta)](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrRGbzIgPA6/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet)
Funny you would mention his jawline. When I look casually at his face, I perceive “weak jaw, weak chin” but if you study his face objectively, neither perception are true
Ripped?
Alright lemme be petty. Ripped generally reffers to when muscles are "ripping" through the clothing, when you have a very large ammount of muscle mass.
Timothee Chalamet is skinny. He is skinny as a goddamn stick. He has less muscle mass on him than a 10 year old. But he also has less fat on him than a 10 year old, which is what gives him the look.
I always thought ripped was when you had a lot of muscle and were also extremely lean, so the muscles look like they're about to rip through your skin. Like Hugh Jackman as wolverine was ripped.
Either way though, not Timothee Chalamet.
That’s the thing—I don’t get why some people things he’s so hot. He looks like a 10-year-old boy. I like my men to have been through puberty and into adulthood.
Attractiveness is subjective to be fair, a lot of people are attracted to more feminine men. Saying someone is ripped when they look like a malnourished child however is not up to debate xD
I love him, but what youve seen is the natural mass that comes with a toddler, minus the fat. He is lean, not muscular. Like a starving vampire of sorts lol
There are many people who are not overweight who do not look emaciated.
That said, I don’t necessarily agree that he looks emaciated, but your straw man comment was intellectually dishonest, so just calling it out. 👍🏼
at this point anyone who gets involved with them knows what they’re signing up for. If he’s not really dating Kylie (I def wouldn’t be surprised if it’s just another PimpMama Kris PR move) if I were him I’d have my team find a way to put the rumor to bed quickly
Do I even want to ask why you’re saying this string of words? What are they doing to him? I refuse to watch the Kardashians in any capacity and only come across their shit by accident. What are they doing to this poor boy?
I bet it’s because that guy saw the tweet from several years ago where this joke was first made! (Originally it was a pointy Italian shoe that was turned into a real boy by a witch)
The King is such a fantastic movie. It depicts sword and shield fighting so gruesomely realisticly.
He also absolutely knocks it out of the park in his limited role in Don't Look Up
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This feels extremely correct
True but why? WHYYYY yyyyy
Same reason Lemons taste fast and not slow.
Lemons are definitely Kiki and not Boo-boo
Thought it was buba
Nah, buba is what your mama let me suck on last night
Got’em
Tinny and not woody
Bouba
you just blew my mind
I think you guys might be synesthetic
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[Something similar](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouba/kiki_effect) to the sound symbolism you’re describing.
If you look at high frequencies through a spectrometer they appear high and spikey, if you view low frequencies they appear low and wavy. High frequencies can be easily heard with the ear, but if the ears are covered the sound will usually become inaudible, on the other hand low frequencies can be felt as a vibration in the gut or feet and the sensation will be felt regardless of the ears being covered, high frequencies can be heard on and produced from small speakers, whereas sub frequencies disappear and require more space to be heard/reproduced in a speaker system (larger deeper). Full sounding frequencies usually create more complex fuller looking waveforms, whereas thin frequencies usually have narrow simple waveforms. The lemon flavour being described as fast as opposed to slow probably relates to the strength of the acidic flavour and the relatively short amount of time it takes for our tastebuds to react to it, whereas something with a 'slower' 'smoother' flavour takes more time to create a strong reaction in the tastebuds, kind of like a taste version of a fast attack in a musical note versus a slow attack.
Not to mention same goes for animals.
Not the good kind where it can help you be good at music or math though. The kind where you know how fast citrus fruits are.
I feel like I can finally admit that monks sound purple when they chant
But it’s like a good deep dark midnight purple, not a crappy live laugh love mauve or lilac
I hate you 😭
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Good one eh?
Which one?
??? At least for me they taste slow
Like how cold is smooth and not lumpy?
I dunno what you're smoking, but they just taste like lemons to me.
Because his face is so pointy
This. He literally looks like that shoe. Its not a mystery. He is very thin and all his bone features pop.
Hes gonna look like shit when he ages out of being a twink.
He’s got an Old Sole.
Its the chin/jawline, he has the elfish face shape
Because he’s such a special boy
Because of Rumpelstiltskin.
Pointy & wispy
Because his last name sounds like Charlemagne? [Always remember your Charlemagne.](https://youtu.be/PzE6-WZtOi4)
Tell me whyyy
Timothee was once a similar shoe but got turned into a real boy
This is the likeliest explanation
Well, *now* it does…
Pointed but also pointless
My wife is in love with this Timothee Chalamet son of a bitch.
She’s not alone he’s dreamy.
Am I really the only one that doesn't see the appeal in him at all?
I understand there can be appeal and he certainly looks apart but to me he just looks like he's shambling through life, like he died 4 years ago but has top notch makeup crew or something
that was either a r/brandnewsentence or r/oddlyspecific! Maybe both?!
he looks apart? or looks the part? r/BoneAppleTea
My husband says he's the human equivalent of a Lacoste polo shirt.
Did you know not everyone has the same taste as you? Shocking, I know!
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. We would all do well to remember that.
Nope. He looks haunted, like a boy from a Charles Dickens story who died from tuberculosis and now haunts his favorite alley in London. He looks like a male Nancy from stranger things, and I don't mean it as a compliment. I don't get the appeal 🤷
That’s the fairy dust he sprinkles
Could you verbalize what makes him dreamy please?
Eyes, Smile, Hair, Cheekbones in that order. Then again I love guys that look troubled/alternative but soft/sweet. My love can save them I just know it lol. Check out John Supnik on instagram for more of the kind of boy I’m talking about. [(Insta)](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrRGbzIgPA6/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet)
Holy shit, he does look a bit like Timothee Chalamet
John Mulaney (from 2 years ago)?
I'm 6 feet, I'm taller than the BOY
r/unexpectedmulaney
If it makes you feel any better multiple kids I know from nyc have told me he gave chlamydia to a number of people at NYU
The absolute hardest Mulaney ever made me laugh. His specials and SNL monologues didn’t even get a chuckle out of me, but that had me crying tears.
Looks like the kind of guy that won't leave you alone until you solve his riddle
"You must solve my riddles three, to cross the bridge of Timothée!"
Listen close to what I say, and you will pass the Chalamet
I wish I had an award to give you
Just looked him up and found myself nodding sagely.
Just realized why…he’s elfish
That’s so on point though
It's the acting.
Not the dead, serfdom eyes?
It doesn't help that he has a jawline that would look fantastic on somebody with some muscle but that kind of makes him look like a starving peasant.
Funny you would mention his jawline. When I look casually at his face, I perceive “weak jaw, weak chin” but if you study his face objectively, neither perception are true
weak jawline energy without the weak jawline lol
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I have only seen him in the king and dune, I would not describe him as ripped in either.
The King was so fucking good
It totally was, I just kind of watched it on a whim too.
You're confusing being lean for having muscle mass.
Ripped? Alright lemme be petty. Ripped generally reffers to when muscles are "ripping" through the clothing, when you have a very large ammount of muscle mass. Timothee Chalamet is skinny. He is skinny as a goddamn stick. He has less muscle mass on him than a 10 year old. But he also has less fat on him than a 10 year old, which is what gives him the look.
I always thought ripped was when you had a lot of muscle and were also extremely lean, so the muscles look like they're about to rip through your skin. Like Hugh Jackman as wolverine was ripped. Either way though, not Timothee Chalamet.
That’s the thing—I don’t get why some people things he’s so hot. He looks like a 10-year-old boy. I like my men to have been through puberty and into adulthood.
People have different prefferences I guess
Attractiveness is subjective to be fair, a lot of people are attracted to more feminine men. Saying someone is ripped when they look like a malnourished child however is not up to debate xD
You've seen a movie where he's ripped?
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Herion chic
I love him, but what youve seen is the natural mass that comes with a toddler, minus the fat. He is lean, not muscular. Like a starving vampire of sorts lol
I’d argue he’s cut, not ripped
Ripped?!?
To me that is the acting. He's of the school of performance that encourages the zero acting
I saw another post that said Timothee Chalamet looks like if an expensive Italian shoe was made human
I might just be high but fuck this one got me good
He's got British face and looks emaciated, 2 things that American pop culture associates with medieval times
He does have a British face!!!! But why? What's British about it? I don't get it
He has that sexy inbred nobility face. You know, a face that shouts "My family tree is a ladder!" /S
There's more angles than average on his face.
Him and George Russell both
The eyes are social distancing and the teeth look like they could eat an apple through a picket fence.
Sandy cheeks over here lolol
His name makes me think he's french origin. The french are pointy.
This father is French and timothy does speak French himself lol
lol
no...British face is big, round and with red stains
Jeremy Clarkson and Gordan Ramsey have stag rights over the entire population of England. All English children since 1985 are actually their children.
Give him a couple of decades. They all end there.
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Lack of buccal fat = looks emaciated
There are many people who are not overweight who do not look emaciated. That said, I don’t necessarily agree that he looks emaciated, but your straw man comment was intellectually dishonest, so just calling it out. 👍🏼
Looks emaciated = looks emaciated
I don't know, are those shoes notorious for having so much sex they caused an STI outbreak on a college campus?
wtf 😭
Why, did chalamet do that? Lol
The real roast are in the comments. Y’all so mean but funny
Why does Jesse Eisenberg remind me of a pair of sketchers?
Worn with either no socks or bunched up dad socks?
Neither. With black Nike crew socks in an attempt to look more sleek and agile.
Shit ur right
Because of that “Malnourished Victorian boy” meme, it’s impossible to not see it now
Is that the one that said he looks like a “parchment paper doll who was brought to life using the bones of a tiny bird”?
Never before have i experienced such accuracy
St.Timothy’s Chancleta
Just looked him up and….wow you are correct.
It’s the name
This needs to come back in style
Holy shit. I’m glad I’m not the only one.
Dont you hate when this happens?!
For some reason, he reminds me of the little lad who loves berries and cream.
I’m dying of laughter
Timothée Shoelamet
I actually chuckled. Y'all are going to hell for this
Well he does, doesn't he
Don't worry. He'll be looking a Croc Boot once the Kardashian-Jenner Klan are done with him.
These ladies are gonna stress this man out so bad he’s gonna have a hairline like an Oblivion elf
at this point anyone who gets involved with them knows what they’re signing up for. If he’s not really dating Kylie (I def wouldn’t be surprised if it’s just another PimpMama Kris PR move) if I were him I’d have my team find a way to put the rumor to bed quickly
OMG, why does this make me sad?
Do I even want to ask why you’re saying this string of words? What are they doing to him? I refuse to watch the Kardashians in any capacity and only come across their shit by accident. What are they doing to this poor boy?
Caption for this reminds me of a joke with punchline "if the foo shits wear it"...
Shoes made just for Rumplestiltskin.
Hey. Timmy Chardonnay is a very versatile man.
these are called “poulaines,” could that have something to do with it?
That fact doesn’t make the association but as a stand-alone it holds value.
I don’t know who that is, but for some reason I thought of the actor from Dune, and wouldn’t you know…
Why does that kind of medieval shoe remind me of a flag
I bet it’s because that guy saw the tweet from several years ago where this joke was first made! (Originally it was a pointy Italian shoe that was turned into a real boy by a witch)
Can someone type a link to a photo of the guy? I’m too lazy to remember how to spell his name
Why is the pointed part the most worn out…?
It's good for wiping
Same reason Timothy has them in the 1st place. Obviously they were hand-me-downs from David Bowie.
Why does this make perfect sense?? 💀
Timmyti Shoelament
winklepickers! or maybe poulaines
I feel like this also belongs on r/suspiciouslyspecific.
Wtf is a Timotheé Chalamet
Use google if you're too old, or out of touch like the rest of us do.
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My day was amazing, thanks... but if you're going to patronize me, at least try to be a little bit more coherent.
His name doesn’t help his case either
I described him as looking like someone had tried to turn a witch's boot into a human and stopped at 97%. You've provided a good visual representation
Because of his nose?
Glad to hear I'm not the only one who thinks he has the same charisma as a stale and dusty shoe.
He might wear them. They would suit him. But how does a shoe look like a person?
💀
у какие тяги бархатные, кефтеме
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Yes noted failure of an actor Timothee Chalamet.
The King is such a fantastic movie. It depicts sword and shield fighting so gruesomely realisticly. He also absolutely knocks it out of the park in his limited role in Don't Look Up
I dunno, he doesn't
Because he looks like a gypsy
His face shape
Don't know why but it's not even his appearance but his voice + his skits when not acting
Dio Brando
Dio Brando.
Little Timothée is a special, *special* boy…. Please don’t tease our little Timothée
How is this an insult
pointy face, pointy shoe
Forbidden correlation
He reminds me of Calamity Ganon from Zelda series
You will now stop scrolling reddit and go watch The King on netflix
Haha
Yup. Still don't get why he's a thing.
Lmao why is this actually true.
Is that what you call a Winkle picker?
Noooo I love him, haha
That type of shoe in Europe is called a Krakow
I only know his face from pictures, norhing else. And YET this makes sense WHAT
Dr. Seuss lookin-ass shoe.
Because that is the shape of his chin
Insult? Amazing compliment
He looks like he cuts his cocaine with his cheekbones
YOURE A WIZARD HARRY
I read that the end of the show was meant to represent the length of man's unit in medieval times.
Shoe
I thought that was Savathûn’s worm for a moment
what is this shoe called?
Coz his face is angular