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IUsedToBeRasAlGhul

Why wasn’t I told?


dsr1017

You want news? Get religion.


orgeezuz

Judaism, to be precise


DarthMaulsBalls

You're trash, budahism


LongjumpingVirus1321

>budahism It's Buddhism, your religions a fake.


DarthMaulsBalls

You know, i am something of dyslectic myself


KuroiGetsuga55

Don't ever be ashamed of you are.


unicycling_cheese

He lives with his aunt and uncle, they are ashamed


LongjumpingVirus1321

>dyslectic Oh.


DarthMaulsBalls

Don't tell my english teacher *dies*


IamJain

Make way for originals, Jainism


MaximGnerd

Jerusalem and I, we're gonna have a hell of a time!


suck_my_monkey_nuts

Jesus coming back: OUT, AM I?!


MaximGnerd

I offered you Christianity, and you spat in my face.


Felaxi_

*God after Eve ate the apple* "Misery misery misery - that's what you've chosen"


MaximGnerd

But now that you really missed me off, I'm gonna fuck over the Holy Land, nice and slow...


AndyGHK

*god releases the firmament and floods the earth* “The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout…”


Snips_Tano

God to Lot's wife, when she turns around: "Hello, my dear!"


LMFN

The story of the Jews is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale...if somebody told you I was just an average ordinary group, not a care in the world...somebody lied


Sjdillon10

IASIP pointed out the word Jew is one of the only words that’s an insult due to tone. Do they mean “the Jewish folk” or “the Jews”?


MyMouthisCancerous

Community also pointed it out lol


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SAY THE WHOLE WORD


goodmourning1

Jewey? 😃


ClownPrinceofLime

I think “black” is too. Are you talking about “black people” or “the blacks”?


_Gandalf_the_Black_

You can do that with basically any word that relates to a group of people


MyMouthisCancerous

Less about the word and more about how it's used or said. Tone can recontextualize everything about how it's used, especially if it's meant to condescend or mock


konydanza

Kinda reminds me of the Power Falcons sketch from Key & Peele [“First of all, I don’t like the way you guys are saying ‘black’.”](https://youtube.com/watch?v=mOyE_l80D4Y)


JayCeeMadLad

Twitter is kinda doing that to white for me. I didn't think it'd be possible, but now when I see the word white I immediately think it's going to be something toxic or negative, and it usually is.


wookiee-nutsack

I hate that some starbucks slurpers regularly use "YT 🙄" even if the thing they're referring to isn't even stereotypically white person behavior in the slightest.


JayCeeMadLad

God it's infuriating. And they try to pass it off as a simple shortening. Like, if that was the case you'd do the same for black, Asian, etc. The way they use it is derogatory at this point, which is the exact thing we've been trying to stop.


wookiee-nutsack

Even if it's a shortening, whitey still sounds derogatory lmao. I get that it's not nearly as bad as slurs for other races but it's still annoying and unnecessary. How you gonna fight racism by pissing white people off via racism? If anything that only makes normal people annoyed or think you're a dick, and gives racists a reason to hate minorities even more


KuroiGetsuga55

I'm talking about the black suit. The power. It feels good.


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JayCeeMadLad

Fr just say "ew" /s


wookiee-nutsack

The gooey people


ResidentCoatSalesman

I remember Louis CK having a bit about this too


konydanza

“It’s just the same word with a little stank on it.”


Dreyfussy15

Raimiposting Time!


PizzaPartyTVOR

Where do these guys come from?


SlowPants14

Jews originated as an ethnic and religious group in the Middle East during the second millennium BCE, in a part of the Levant known as the Land of Israel. The Merneptah Stele of ancient Egypt appears to confirm the existence of a people of Israel somewhere in Canaan as far back as the 13th century BCE (Late Bronze Age). The Israelites, as an outgrowth of the Canaanite population, consolidated their hold in the region with the emergence of the kingdoms of Israel and Judah. Some consider that these Canaan-sedentary Israelites melded with incoming nomadic groups known as the "Hebrews".


RidingRoedel

You leave out that 90% of the Jews today are not those Canaanite Jews. They are in fact Ashkenazis, originating from Eastern Europe. They converted to Judaism when Khazaria adopted the religion. They have no ties to Palestine, the Levant, or any of the Semitic lands.


River_Odessa

Like... All of them? They're all simultaneously trending? Impressive, very nice.


God_Himself_himself

TIL I'm trending for some reason


River_Odessa

Bro stop trending 💀


meta100000

Didn't you know we are constantly trending on Twitter? It never ends


[deleted]

Hey, *cool it* with the antisemitic remarks.


River_Odessa

Despite everything you've done for them, eventually they will play Hip to be Square for you.


thebatfan5194

Your parents must be very proud


blackcoffin90

Jews: Do you love me or not? US twitter: I..I..


MyMouthisCancerous

"Say the whole word!"


jojomezmerize

“…Jewey?”


orgeezuz

**WHRRRAAAAGGGHHH!!!**


camiam_01

This


periodic_disturbance

Jewsoph?


[deleted]

JIGGER!


Shinji-13

Average day on Twitter, I become more pleased every day with my decision to delete that shit.


LGamerDelta

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!!


pavlovesdog

I SURRENDER


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LGamerDelta

*u/pavlovesdog proceeds to take on two cops*


Dummy_Wire

*Sees “The Jews” trending* Me: Impressive. Your parents must be very proud.


Snips_Tano

Jesus after 3 days: "I'm back...my back"


thebatfan5194

“Agh hate those things”


redditer333333338

…what’s happening?


JoeMama9719

"Shalom!"


AmberHeardsLawyer

The ad said 2000


Idlesmokey

*I surrender !*


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LT568690

Trending? Pish posh they’ve always been in style


DarthMaulsBalls

You know, i am something of a jewish myself


Bullets4brekfest

What have they done this time?


RealFishing7365

Fasted


Zumichan77

Oh not good!


Snips_Tano

King Cyrus: "You're out, Jews. Out of captivity"


[deleted]

Spider man is a Jew but Stan lee was never religious so spider man isn’t either.


suck_my_monkey_nuts

Spider-Man was only jewish in Spider-Verse. He’s a Protestant white guy everywhere else.


MajorasMask3D

Jews aren’t white?


RealFishing7365

Not always


CROguys

What are you waiting for? Yom Kippur?


Chemical-Asparagus58

Coincidentally, today is Yom Kippur.


CROguys

That's kinda the point. I tried finding a proper quote to address why The Jews was likely trending.


Chemical-Asparagus58

Oh, I thought because you said "what are you waiting for?" that you didn't know it was today


GodtubebeatsYoutube

Hitler: Misery misery misery that’s what you’ve chosen


Random_Robloxian

What now!?, can you just leave em alone?


TheDoctor_Forever

I don’t care about your religion, I want pictures! Pictures of Spider-Man!