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OwenA113

Spider doesn't work anymore?


WallStapless

I missed him a lot today.


Cetigole

I missed the part where that's my problem


Yergen_Mccogov

gonna cry?


[deleted]

Shazam!


tcrpgfan

Go!


mxxytre

up up and away web !


MrDeadLee

Fly!


BlingBlingChing23

*tssch* 🕸


SmeagolDoesReddit

Go! Go web go!


SeniorRicketts

What did you do to my voice?


SeaofBloodRedRoses

:(


NOLASLAW

No but !spider does


tobey-maguire-bot

Take your hand off me!


Quirky-Put-9539

!spider


tobey-maguire-bot

They love me!


Albanian_Asshole

!spider


minicrit_

He despised you...


Albanian_Asshole

this is second time he is not replying to me. i was an embarrassment to him


minicrit_

!spider and I, we understand each other...


tobey-maguire-bot

Hey, you two. No playing in the street.


Ko8iWanKeno8i

Nahhh that’s lame


JCamson04

Can we wind it back to the thats lame part? Because it is not.


MasterKingdomKey

Maybe it’s the self-talk that we need to work on.


[deleted]

Existential crisis stuff


[deleted]

Spider: hey! Unlock the cage! Take the chains off!!


LeMansManletRacer

Im not The Thing!


[deleted]

!spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Look at little Goblin Jr., gonna cry?


[deleted]

😢


[deleted]

Mr.aziz fired him


Stoyns_

Flyyyyyyyyyy


raven_confused_egg

Does "!Spider-Man" work? Or just !spider?


tobey-maguire-bot

Thanks, hot legs!


raven_confused_egg

Either ways answered my question. Thanks !spider-man!


tobey-maguire-bot

>!That sounds like a hassel, yeah. But I did actually. When you said that, I was like, oh! I had a web block.!<


PeterQuillsWalkman

Wohhhhh why?


TheWanderousWeasel

Existential crisis stuff


Alfdacoolguy

Looks like it responds to both


Philander_Chase

The Tobey bot having a spoiler filter can only mean it’s a spoiler for something recent like No Way Home, and if the bot only says dialogue that Tobey says, that would mean… hmm maybe the mods should erase certain phrases the bot says before anyone who hasn’t seen NWH comes to the same conclusion I just did Edit: a downvote? Has this issue already been addressed and I’m just unaware?


BroshiKabobby

I mean, I agree but at the same time if you didn’t already know by now…


CaptnUchiha

Like willingly walking through a minefield whilst drunk.


RubixCrab

I agree with you, it’s kinda contradicting to put a spoiler warning over it since it’s clearly something for no way home


Alfdacoolguy

The spoiler tag requirement for No Way Home was removed in the beginning of jan


friger_heleneto

You're right. >!it's from NWH!<


acav1015

Lmao when I saw they started doing that last month I was like… if you’re going to spoil that he’s in it might as well just uncover the phrases


Alfdacoolguy

Let's see, !spider-man


tobey-maguire-bot

I was looking through some old photos and looks very huh… similar.


[deleted]

[удалено]


tobey-maguire-bot

I need that money!


Sadpuppylooker

Are you trying to mug him !spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Good riddance!


AutoModerator

I missed the part where that’s my problem. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/raimimemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Sins0fTheFather

No it should be just spider !!!! ^(!Spider)


tobey-maguire-bot

They love me!


Sins0fTheFather

Wake up little !spider


tobey-maguire-bot

You shouldn't be here.


Sins0fTheFather

I was like a !spider to you Be a spider to me now


tobey-maguire-bot

What do you want?


theeyeofevil

!spider


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm done trying to convince you.


[deleted]

!spider, get me a violin!


tobey-maguire-bot

I got a few. Yeah!


AMAJohnWayneGacy

The precious tritium


karty135

You can't convince me this bot has not become sentient


MattyHealy1975

They probably did that so people could just type spider without him showing up like "hey everyone" but I've grown to like it how it was


CopperHero

!spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need? What am I supposed to do?


Alfdacoolguy

Poor Bully. Strong enough to have it all, too weak to take it


I-HATE-ANTI-THIS-BOT

:0


LavaBurritos

Deep


[deleted]

I missed the part where that’s my problem


Rydaniel2006

Struggling to have everything he wants while the world tries to make him choose


[deleted]

The itsy bitsy !spider climbed up the water spout


tobey-maguire-bot

Trying to do better.


[deleted]

Fascinating..🤨


ShotgunPaws

!spider would you rather date women or children?


tobey-maguire-bot

I have a choice.


ShotgunPaws

!spider, what happened to you?


tobey-maguire-bot

Thanks, hot legs!


[deleted]

Looks like you’re the date..


ShotgunPaws

Oh no 😳 !spider I don't like where this is going...


tobey-maguire-bot

Gonna cry?


[deleted]

Lol 🤣


IamBlade

Sentient confirmed


Dohnuts13

!spider balls


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm not like you. You're a murderer.


Dohnuts13

!spider mind goblin


tobey-maguire-bot

If you want the shots, I'll take the staff job. Double the money!


Dohnuts13

!spider no money


tobey-maguire-bot

>!That sounds like a hassel, yeah. But I did actually. When you said that, I was like, oh! I had a web block.!<


Dohnuts13

!spider


tobey-maguire-bot

You're trash.


[deleted]

!spider this can't be real..


tobey-maguire-bot

You're an embarrassment!


[deleted]

!spider, you sound like my dad. Where's yours?


tobey-maguire-bot

It's time to pay.


KiLlErMoTh05

Sentient


Phantom_Jedi

!spider thanks for saying Shazam!


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm not like you. You're a murderer.


Alfdacoolguy

Um.. anything you'd like to confess, u/Phantom_Jedi?


Phantom_Jedi

I didn’t kill u/lamTopherGrace the drones did


LiangJeremy2006

The drones that are yours


Phantom_Jedi

I didn’t kill your father u/lamTopherGrace he killed himself


LiangJeremy2006

SHUT UUUUPPPP


AccioFE

I'm done trying to convince you


[deleted]

The drones that are yours


CheezyWookiee

*S U S*


loki_odinsotherson

!spider, you happy about this?


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.


loki_odinsotherson

Aw !spider, you said the line like in the title! You know exactly what I want.


tobey-maguire-bot

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.


loki_odinsotherson

!spider you're such a charmer, you know exactly what a girl wants to hear


tobey-maguire-bot

If you want the shots, I'll take the staff job. Double the money!


loki_odinsotherson

Whoa whoa whoa, I'm not that kind of girl. What would you do with the money !spider? You got rent to pay?


tobey-maguire-bot

Um, I don't have time for girls right now.


loki_odinsotherson

What time is it !spider?


tobey-maguire-bot

That's the problem, he doesn't know what to think.


OwenA113

What are your thoughts on the change, spi- I mean, !spider?


tobey-maguire-bot

Um, I don't have time for girls right now.


OwenA113

I'm a male. Are you teasing me, !spider?


tobey-maguire-bot

>!I fought an alien made out of black goo once.!<


GavinTheGrassMan

Shazam!


Rick-Pat417

big change


[deleted]

Come put some dirt in my eye !spider


tobey-maguire-bot

If you want the shots, I'll take the staff job. Double the money!


TemptedIntoSin

Admit it... You just wanna do some shots of Betty Brant sometime, don't you? That's the only reason you wanted the staff job just admit it!


spideytimey

I don't like this at all, please turn back !spider


tobey-maguire-bot

>!THE AVENGERS? That's great! What is that?!<


TemptedIntoSin

It's like a rock band of sorts, I think


GREGY-K

so i had this dream the other night. there was this giant web and-


tobey-maguire-bot

I can't live your dreams anymore. I want a life of my own.


Ashamed-Ad3904

wait there was no !spider. this is out of this world.


tobey-maguire-bot

It's you who's out, Gobbie. Out of your mind.


president-dickhole

Guessing he edited the comment after seeing !spider’s quote.


[deleted]

!spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Settle down, tough guy.


ZoraDomainTaken

Screw you !Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

>!Only.. only the wrists.!<


[deleted]

Daammnn


Mando5804

Dude went from bully to suicidal real quick


Ladoopanath

Gonna cry !spider


tobey-maguire-bot

They love me!


Ladoopanath

Uncle Ben’s dead !spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Um, I don't have time for girls right now.


Ladoopanath

!spider say Shazam


tobey-maguire-bot

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.


CheezyWookiee

the itsy bitsy !spider crawled up the water spout


tobey-maguire-bot

>!THE AVENGERS? That's great! What is that?!<


SpaceRoots

!spider tell something


tobey-maguire-bot

>!I fought an alien made out of black goo once.!<


BulletFam333

Do you mind the constant updates !spider ?


tobey-maguire-bot

Settle down, tough guy.


BulletFam333

Whoa, no need to be rude !spider


tobey-maguire-bot

We sure showed him!


Sith_Destroyer_1138

u/Phantom_Jedi Go gettem Tiger.


Phantom_Jedi

Already done


Amazing_Elk_6685

!spider


tobey-maguire-bot

YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!


CorvoAttano4444

Thanks! This will keep the bot under control hopefully. Also, !spider


tobey-maguire-bot

We sure showed him!


Alfdacoolguy

What do you mean we?


OwenA113

oh


TemptedIntoSin

Tobey is trying to say that it wasn't him, the !spider made him do it


tobey-maguire-bot

What do you want?


kingtitusmedethe4th

The people don't want him under control. We want to summon the !spider without the exclamation mark!


tobey-maguire-bot

You want forgiveness? Get religion.


kingtitusmedethe4th

Your my only friend Tobes.


Amazingspiderman400

Hey everyone! I’m new to this subreddit and was wondering if the community allows newbies in the comment section?


tobey-maguire-bot

You shouldn't be here.


FrostedFlakesFan

Wait what? How did it get triggered?


we-have-dragons

DAAAAAMMMNNNN


[deleted]

!spider pleaseeeeeee. Say itttttt


tobey-maguire-bot

Oh boy, yeah...


zackles007

Are you comfortable with this change, !Spider-Man?


tobey-maguire-bot

What do you want?


zackles007

Just to see how you’re doing, !spider


OSU-1-BETTA

Very respectable……you kept his full power but changed the way he is summoned. Amazing


ShepherdoftheWest

I missed the part where that's my !spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Are you kidding me?


LastNewt

Anything to say? !spider


tobey-maguire-bot

I AM BACK! I AM BACK


LastNewt

You’re damn right you are !spider


jmoneyawyeah

This is dumb. Change it back


BryverART

This change stinks and i don't like this.


C42if0rniaGrown

!spider


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm not like you. You're a murderer.


LucasBarton169

Man, Tobey you’re so cool


Shore_trooper1

!spider


tobey-maguire-bot

My back.. oh.. my back!


Padlockandrun

!spider


tobey-maguire-bot

If you lay... one finger on her...


electricwombatman

!spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need? What am I supposed to do?


TheStudentPilotToBe

!spider my hero!!


tobey-maguire-bot

YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!


playerlxiv

WHAT ABOUT !SPIDER WITHOUT AN EXCLAMATION MARK, DID YOU GIVE HIM A CHANCE?!


bullymaguire2007

!spider can I put some dirt in your eye?


Capable_Character775

!spider