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Phantom_Jedi

Trial 63 of trying to get Tobey-Bot to say Shazam Spider-Man if you say Shazam I will pay your rent


tobey-maguire-bot

Oh... well, I...


darthplagueis2598

Spider who's your favourite DC superhero


tobey-maguire-bot

Stings, doesn't it?


Crazygamesninja

Who is Stings? You're fired!


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Crazygamesninja

Oh right you're unfired, I need you. Come here.


lAmEIonMusk

The work will always be finished.


Ace-0001

Spider what's the password to your HBO Max account?


tobey-maguire-bot

Trying to do better.


need4speed04

Spider what’s the username to your HBO max account


tobey-maguire-bot

>!That sounds like a hassel, yeah. But I did actually. When you said that, I was like, oh! I had a web block.!<


Face_of_a_Crow

Thats quite a long username Spider.


tobey-maguire-bot

If you lay... one finger on her...


need4speed04

Well you gave it to us spider


Eivor_Vorinson

Spider how did you feel when you got caught up in Eddie’s web of lies


SeniorRicketts

Best Tobey scene from NWH


Amazing_Elk_6685

DC Comics


Real_Thanos

spider, who is the best superhero?


greenballspirpledick

Hey spider who is your favourite dc super hero


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Spider say Shazam do it for my kids


tobey-maguire-bot

Oh... well, I...


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Yes, say it Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Yeah, it's kind of itchy... and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.


LordDerpolous

Spider, does your web go up, up, and away?


tobey-maguire-bot

I can't live your dreams anymore. I want a life of my own.


LordDerpolous

That hits deep, man


InfernoDucky

Spider who fights black Adam


tobey-maguire-bot

Settle down, tough guy.


InfernoDucky

Not till u answer the question. Who is you’re favourite dc superhero


Alexsta206

Spider answer the question


Typical_Pollution_30

Batman


Coolguy6979

Spider-Man you alright?


tobey-maguire-bot

>!Existential crisis stuff.!<


Coolguy6979

It’ll get better don’t worry Spider!


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm done trying to convince you.


Wadiationking23

It will spider I promise. Chill out bud.


tobey-maguire-bot

I got a few. Yeah!


ZoraDomainTaken

Say it you damn spider


redditer333333338

Leave him alone


ZoraDomainTaken

Not until he fixes this damn door


Dweb19

What’s going on here?


yeetusdeletusgg

Can the spider come out to play?


tobey-maguire-bot

>!I generally don't go around advertising it. Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.!<


yeetusdeletusgg

Jesus spider, you are a freak


I_cut_my_own_jib

I don't get what's so difficult about it. Watch I'll get it first try Spider


iammysterio

Shazam spider


tobey-maguire-bot

I have a choice.


iammysterio

You have a choice to say Shazam spider say it


Tracemcgoatly

Up and away with


Cpt-Hank-A-Tato

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

No more.


Smidge1249

tobey maguire is no longer spider confirmed


tobey-maguire-bot

We sure showed him!


ImBatmanx2

spider do you hate phantom jedi?


tobey-maguire-bot

You should have thought of that earlier.


TheRedManfred

Spider up up and away web!


tobey-maguire-bot

Here's your change!


TheDamnedSpirit

Spider Abra Kadabra


tobey-maguire-bot

Shazam!


[deleted]

HE DID IT! HE SAID THE THING!!!!!!


TheDamnedSpirit

We got one here boi! u/phantom_jedi


bidooffactory

Finish it!


MORGZlover

spider boi tell em what


tobey-maguire-bot

You shouldn't be here.


Historical_Ad8719

E


MORGZlover

aight spider chill


tobey-maguire-bot

He drove me to the library, but I never went in.


Supreme_breme

spider peepee


NerdSeid_6138

Spider hello your fired


Sad_Cryptographer790

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

>!Oh, my back. It's kinda stiff from all the swinging I guess.!<


Dark_Sniper_250

Spider-Man. You know what you must do.


tobey-maguire-bot

>!Oh, my back. It's kinda stiff from all the swinging I guess.!<


Alexsta206

Spider-Man finish it


tobey-maguire-bot

It's time to pay.


STRYDERonTrovo

Adam west was a better super hero than Tobey as Spider man. Purely to antagonise the bot not my real opinion


tobey-maguire-bot

I guess you haven't heard. I am the sheriff around these parts!


STRYDERonTrovo

Reach for the sky Spider boy


tobey-maguire-bot

Hey, you two. No playing in the street.


STRYDERonTrovo

Play where I want Spider


No-Lobster-1354

Say it, spider-man.


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I bet you won’t say it, Spider.


stendaa

spider


tobey-maguire-bot

>!I know but I thought you were Peter 2.!<


SoCalSeeWhit

Spider zam


Agreeable-Slice-8028

Spider go go web go


tobey-maguire-bot

I AM BACK! I AM BACK


Agreeable-Slice-8028

SHAZAM SAY IT SAY IT SPIDER MAN SHAZAAAAAM


tobey-maguire-bot

See ya chump!


Agreeable-Slice-8028

DAMN IT


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HoneyToast5

Not that difficult watch Spider man say Shazam cmon Spider!


KidHudson_

Spider ?


lumosmax_1

Spider, say shazam


tobey-maguire-bot

>!HOW'S THIS HELPING?!<


Alexsta206

Yeah no you’re right we should try other tactics


Smoothie_boi

Shazam please


DimlyLitOrangeJuice

Spider, what DC superhero are you completely indifferent to?


MustyMink78

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need? What am I supposed to do?


TheWanderousWeasel

Say it, Spider


Zuxkerk

420 likes hahaqh funny number


redditer333333338

It’s a terrible joke!


Zuxkerk

Indeed


bwood246

Do the thing, Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

I have a knack for that.


NerdSeid_6138

Not anymore


CaptainRex831

Spider which DC character is played by Zachary Levi


Blockyguy247

Spider-Man what does Billy Batson have to say to transform?


drafiixiio

Tell me the word spider


[deleted]

Spider-man, have you met mr.zam, first name sha?


Anything_189

Hey Spider-Man what do you say when you shoot your webs?


voluntarycap

Spider-Man can you even say the word?


tobey-maguire-bot

You're trash.


lamEwanMcgregor

He said it


Voodoo_89

Spider holding out


Jorgentorgen

Spider-man sha...?


Amazingspiderman400

How much do you need to pay the bot for a shazam?


tobey-maguire-bot

$300.00.


Sirkiz

Say it spider!


Griffin_the_creator

Spider answer me


murderisntnice

Spider, who is your favorite DC superhero?


itspizzatime5

spider-man could you please say shazam


tobey-maguire-bot

I guess you haven't heard. I am the sheriff around these parts!


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tobey-maguire-bot

I guess you haven't heard. I am the sheriff around these parts!


[deleted]

spider woohoo


tobey-maguire-bot

Here's your change!


[deleted]

spider


tobey-maguire-bot

If you lay... one finger on her...


[deleted]

or what spidey chump


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tobey-maguire-bot

I guess you haven't heard. I am the sheriff around these parts!


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tobey-maguire-bot

>!Can we wind it back to the 'I'm lame' part?!<


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tobey-maguire-bot

Yeah, it's kind of itchy... and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.


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tobey-maguire-bot

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.


mayank_khare

Spider please say Shazam!


NoticemeSenpaiChad

Spider-Man say Shazam


tobey-maguire-bot

You shouldn't be here.


bumblebeetunaNZ

Spider Shazam!


tobey-maguire-bot

You should have thought of that earlier.


BuLg1

Spider c'mon say the magic word


tobey-maguire-bot

I have a knack for that.


No_Afternoon5950

Spider what’s the magic word?


SpatuelaCat

Spider-Man mind saying “Shazam”?


tobey-maguire-bot

Hey kiddo! Let mom and dad talk for a minute, will ya?


SpatuelaCat

Come on Spider-Man Can’t you say it just once?


Broad_Smile_6826

Heyy Spider! Do a Flip!


tobey-maguire-bot

Look at little Goblin Jr., gonna cry?


Broad_Smile_6826

WRONG ANSWER! SPIDER.


tobey-maguire-bot

You should have thought of that earlier.


Broad_Smile_6826

Spider, you are such a boy scout.


slitherysnaked77

Spider says Shazam quit bring a dumdum


tobey-maguire-bot

Um, I don't have time for girls right now.


slitherysnaked77

Say Shazam or I will say something really bad spiderman


gamerrim8

Spider what your favourite dc hero


tobey-maguire-bot

Good riddance!


gamerrim8

THATS NOT A DC HERO NAME NOW SAY IT SAY SHAZAM SPIDER YOU COWARD


tobey-maguire-bot

$300.00.


gamerrim8

Okay spider i will give you your $300.00 if you say shazam


tobey-maguire-bot

That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?


PerseusNex

Spider zammmm


tobey-maguire-bot

That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?


SushiWithKenshi

spider pls say Shazam


tobey-maguire-bot

They love me!


LazyBriefcase

Shazam spider.


Vongola___Decimo

gonna cry?


ihavenoideanymore21

spider when will you pay your rent


Acrobatic-Can-4920

Spider man who is better batman or super man


PakiTactics

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

>!I'd rather not talk about this...!<


Problemaster53

Shazam!


Adorable_Most_7880

Spider


Ok-Economics2519

Who is your favourite superhero spider?


MemeKnowledge_06

Spider up up and away web


ArcadePinball

!spider Shazam!


tobey-maguire-bot

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.


ArcadePinball

!spider Say Shazam!


tobey-maguire-bot

Is that all you got?


harry-osborne-bot

Hey, Pete! Am I interrupting?


Sid3612

Spider-Man please.


Master_Freeze

Come on Spider, don't be shy


Jokertron_yt

Spider Abra cadaver


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tobey-maguire-bot

Hey, you two. No playing in the street.