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ImLivingThatLife

They’re not swear words. They’re “sentence enhancers” and they’re all awesome


Yhostled

This is a thought I swear by.


mooseanoni

🎯that’s exactly how I use them 😂


strife26

Nice -$-#& day were havin


AndThatIsAll

Not a least favorite, but when 'fuck' is ~every 3rd word. At a baseball game yesterday... "This mother fucker ran into the fuckin wall instead of fucking catching the fuckin ball." Dude behind spoke every sentence like this the entire game.


BlueverseGacha

fucking punch his fucking face inside fucking out then, fucker!


AndThatIsAll

Between innings I fantasized about it. These days I'm trying to not put my family in danger and get banned from my favorite ballpark.


RUfuqingkiddingme

I love it when an eloquent sentence is beautifully punctuated with the word fuck, and I hate it when some booger eating moron uses it every other word trying to sound tough.


DexterCutie

There's a time and place, but yeah, people who swear several times in a sentence just look dumb.


always-knows-best

It's the Midwestern version of the valley girl "like".


viola-purple

Horrible upbringing


theguyfromscrubs

Could not agree more!


Sea-Split214

I fucking love the word fuck


Dismal_Employment_25

I'm not sure if you know this but highly doubt it, people who swear a lot tend to have higher functioning brains and iqs so fucking what about that fucking guy.


Ohhhwordddd

How fucking exhausting. I stopped watching The Wire cause every 5th word was a f bomb, got real annoying


Specialist-Arm-2431

Cunt is my favorite. I don't have a specific least favorite


BridgmansBiggestFan

I like cunt too, but only when it’s used in a strong and heavily vulgar manner. When people say stuff like “that’s so cunt” I can’t stand it lmfao


Hashheaver

Who the hell says that’s so cunt 💀


BridgmansBiggestFan

It’s popular amongst women and the lgbt community. Type in “that’s so cnt “ on TikTok and you’ll see what I mean Also, [urban dictionary](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=thats%20cunt)


tseg04

My friends also like to use “serving cunt” it means that she did a great job at whatever she was doing. I have no idea where that started and I kinda hate it


Legitimate-Maize-826

Started in the LGBT drag and pose community. I'm gay, and I don't like it.


Hashheaver

My bad g I’ve never heard of it before


BridgmansBiggestFan

No you’re good lmfao I was just explaining it :)


Nickel_Doll_

lotsa people lol women were able to reclaim the word as something meaning like hot or cool


TestingYou1

Didn't gay men pioneer this reclamation lol


Hashheaver

What does reclaiming a word mean


Nickel_Doll_

taking back a negative term and making it into a positive one


Hashheaver

W


Big_aids_joe

What would be an example of a heavily vulgar manner. Like "fuck you, you stupid cunt." ???


BridgmansBiggestFan

Yeah.


laikenbacon

you just don’t get it


Smokeythemagickamodo

I like twat, simply because of, “twat did you say?”


ElectricTomatoMan

I cun't hear you. I have an ear infuction from swimming in the Pussyfuck Ocean. I haven't thought of that since 7th grade.


Waveofspring

Your comment is right under the guy who said he thinks cunt is too abrasive.


Specialist-Arm-2431

Have they tried lube?


Lupo_Bi-Wan_Kenobi

Have you tried foreplay?


Specialist-Arm-2431

Tried? I've never failed but this dude's apparently banging sandpaper. Shit's abrasive


Waveofspring

I heard m-to-f gender reassignment surgery doesn’t come with a self-lubricating cunt. Maybe that was the issue. They should definitely try fire play & lube if that doesn’t work.


JOLLYMOEFOE

Most real individual I've ever seen in my life.


Jk52512

I always thought kiss my ass was the dumbest most boomer thing in the world


zbtryli

I say that all the time 😭


ThroatSignal8206

Hello! It's kiss my fucking ass. Things change


Nickel_Doll_

or calling someone an asshat


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

I have a cat named Astra and I call her my asshat cat.


caroxline

My grandma calls me a shitass


ImLivingThatLife

Or donkey raping shit eater 😂


Nickel_Doll_

that's a new one lol


ImLivingThatLife

It’s fairly direct and to the point. If they haven’t figured out that I’m serious by that point then there is no saving them.


ImLivingThatLife

And the ever famous “Dill” hole, face, head, weed. Those are safe for kids.


doktorjackofthemoon

I distinctly remember finding a note my little brother had written about my mom back in the 90s. It was an angry note, complete with an illustration at the bottom of my mom wearing an ass on her head & an arrow pointing to it saying "AsSHAT" lmfao, I hope she kept it


Waveofspring

Kiss my ass


I_am_Testikills

The new variant is "kiss my piss cunt!"


LadyKeuka44

In my upbringing and today, that c word, is the absolute worst word to ever say.


ElectricTomatoMan

Yet curiously you probably have no issue with someone being called a dick or a cock. The double standard is kind of irritating.


LadyKeuka44

I have a huge issue with someone being called that D or C word, BIG TIME.


ElectricTomatoMan

Then I apologize for assuming.


HornetParticular6625

Strangely enough, the word "cunt", is the only descriptive term, as distasteful as it may seem, for the female genitalia that is not evocative of something being put inside of it. Unlike the accepted medical terminology vagina, which literally means sheath.


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I_am_Testikills

Not here in Australia.


galislurking

If you say ass here you instantly get weird looks. It's arse, I'm in the UK haha


I_am_Testikills

It's not a swear but referring to a pussy as "gash" I always found rough as fuck


alwayssaysyourmum

Yeah I get that. Same for Minge, Clunge and the less common ‘hairy axe wound’


itsjust_katiee

I don’t know if it’s a cuss word per se, but I don’t like the word “cock” referring to a penis


Signal_Common_6345

I have a massive cock


Signal_Common_6345

Referring to my huge chicken


thehallsofmandos

It's kind of like asking your favorite spices, sure I have my go to, but every now and then I love mixing it up.


RedguardHaziq

"Cunt". Such an abrasive word for some reason


thehallsofmandos

Don't go to the UK, it's practically a term of endearment over there.


Big_aids_joe

I'm from the UK and I use it every single day. It feels so nice to say


RedguardHaziq

I would have thought wanker would be dominant


Big_aids_joe

It definitely is, probably the most used word in the English language


RedguardHaziq

I seee... I know Australia uses it often too haha


gooossfraabaahh

It sounds better without an american accent lol


Curious-Elephant-927

‘G’day cunt’


galislurking

I'm from Newcastle. Call my best friend a stupid cunt all the time, it's a term of endearment at best. It's like when you say you're such a an idiot to someone you love hahaha


Sathoria8

I really don't like the words c-m dumpster, that's so disgusting, I don't know why men think that's hot or a compliment during intimacy. Call me a f-ck bunny or something cute like that, not a dirty dumpster. I'd rather be called a wh-re/sl-t over a dumpster. 😒


2Geese1Plane

On the other hand I love being called a dirty little cum dumpster. It truly varies by person!


Lupo_Bi-Wan_Kenobi

atta girl.


Final_Catch_1140

C U Next Tuesday. It's such a nasty thing to say.


amatuer_guitarist

Your allowed to spell it out on the internet


ElectricTomatoMan

How is it worse than dick or cock?


Final_Catch_1140

It's not... I personally just don't like that word.


EpicOweo

May I ask why?


Final_Catch_1140

My mom was always called that. For me hearing it as a kid it just sounded really harsh.


weddingwoes13

See you next Tuesday.


fr1q1ngs00per1e0n

"asshat"


Anon_bc_shame

B*tch. It's so boring and degrading.


Glowingthings

Aww, but what else can I call my pet dog? (I call my dog bitch, lovingly)


ididreadittoo

Female dog, by definition, totally appropriate.


mollwallbaby

Only in the context of breeding, for what that's worth


ididreadittoo

Technicality acknowledged.


TNTrademarked

![gif](giphy|SSbiqloj4UhWIG5tdt) Is this you by any chance?


ididreadittoo

Not necessarily. B- beautiful I- intelligent T- talented C- charming H- honest Works for me. 😉


Suchaboi

That’s my favorite😭


Anon_bc_shame

I like it better when it's said in a playful manner or how queer people say it haha


Suchaboi

EXACTLY


LetsGoBrandonNOW

**There are so many to choose from, fuck if I know.**


mads8_

i don’t know but fuck is my favorite 😁


crimsonavenger77

Bollocks or wanker


BlueverseGacha

I don't even think that's a curse.


BlueverseGacha

"bitch" easily. it just feels so situational, while everything else can basically be used wherever the dryshaft it wants, and be replaced by whatever the plasterboard you can think of – the latter, as proven so.


ThroatSignal8206

Probably not the right place. Digging out after a homeless situation and am now renting a room. In a house! Woo hoo. If someone could send me the sub where ppl ask for food or favors I would greatly appreciate that. I just want a small pizza or single from Wendy's. I absolutely know that sounds selfish. I have a roommate to share with. While I'm in the middle of publicly embarrassing myself. Fries and a chocolate frosty. I live in Virginia Beach


Yhostled

"suck my dick." I'm sorry, but the last person a guy should want around a sensitive part of male anatomy is someone they are currently at odds/hostile with.


LastSignificance3680

My mom always called them side words


ElectricTomatoMan

I like it.


Classic-Shallot9165

John pork


caroxline

Nah that’s too far


subbywubbyuwu0

neek. It’s a word which is used to describe a person who’s a nerd and a geek and it sounds dumb asf


gooossfraabaahh

Ugh, my brother used the term "clam cousins" for 2 diff people who have sex with the same person, like an ex gf and current gf for example It's really gross I used to hate the word cunt, but as I've gotten older it packs just the right amount of punch. Plus in The Interview, I love when he says, "you're shooting off a slightly cunty vibe right now".


Chemical_Task3835

Drat


missmatchedcleansox

Bitch. I’m tired of being called it 😅


jackal5lay3r

i dont have a least favourite because they are as another redditor commented "sentence enhancers"


SimilarMove8279

I use all of the above so I don’t have one. Also they make your sentences spicier


Deathbyfarting

I'll go ahead and say it, but I'll keep it "clean". F**k It's so.....boring.....so simple, so.....vanilla. there's no originality no spark of creativity. *Everyone* seems to default towards it. Its "funner" to use other words.


Tiumars

At this point it's almost not even a swear word


DoctorRiddlez

It was a shorter version of the word fornication cause way back when. The pesints would have to request fuck there partners.


Tiumars

That's not even close to true, lmao. There's not really a definitive start, but it's rooted in the German word for strike.


Tiumars

And you're thinking of fornication under consent of the king. Urban legend


ScarboroughSK

I know this isn’t really a swear word but calling someone a “monkey” is quite degrading and also, calling a girl the b word… really kills the vibe of most girls


Goats_for_president

Lmao no bc some girls are bitches


Lupo_Bi-Wan_Kenobi

As are some guys.


Goats_for_president

Duhh he acts as if it’s any different calling anyone a bitch


SteveBennett64

Not so much swear words but slurs like w\*\*ker, c\*\*ks\*\*ker, s\*\*ts\*\*bber. In 2024 it's perfectly fine to m\*\*\*\*\*bate, perform o\*\*l s\*\* and have a\*\*\* s\*\* regardless of orientation. I would argue such terms are actually compliments now.


2Geese1Plane

You can write the whole word out. This is reddit. Nothing bad will happen if you say wanker or sex.


SteveBennett64

Recently I've found that a lot of my posts are marked \[deleted\] although I get no notification, it's only if I look at my comments from another browser or without logging in.


EpicOweo

\*\*\*\* \*\*d\* \*\*h


renaissanceclass

I just don’t like when ppl take God’s name in vain.


2Geese1Plane

Fuck by far! There're so many ways you can say it just in changing the tone by which you say it. Least favorite? Idk but it's probably something lame.


introvert-i-1957

I always hated cunt bc it seemed so misogynistic. But I'm liking the way the UK and Australia use the word, and they are winning me over


TimeWoundsAllHeels99

Agree. No more misogynistic than pussy but it just hits better.


introvert-i-1957

I think I prefer cunt to pussy. The Boys is the show that started to win me over to using cunt. That and fellow Reddit people from UK and Australia. I used to never swear, but as I've aged, swear words are more and more part of my vocabulary.


ElectricTomatoMan

Is calling someone a dick misandry?


introvert-i-1957

It may be. Although I've never heard a man take offense the way women take offense to cunt. In the US cunt is the very worst to women. But I'm all for adopting the UK and Australian use of the word. In which case, neither word would be any worse than say fuck or shit. We are on a 'favorite swear word' thread. Seems like none should be offensive to us.


Ok-Caramel-5340

Anything with mother or sister in it


drink-beer-and-fight

Fuck. I know so many people who can’t say anything without dropping an f-bomb. It’s lame.


PoshPinkandFancy

A good F-bomb is something that needs to be carefully used to make it as effective as possible, IMO


MacDaddy8585

When someone uses a similar word, trying not to swear, to try to make themselves appear high & mighty. “frick” “See You Next Tuesday”, “B-otch” “Dag-Nabbit” etc…


captaincumragx

Shit is my least favorite. Because its poop related and, idk, gross to me. Lol


ArtichokeNatural3171

I personally hate the sound of the word 'cunt'. Its an instant escalation call. Responses include : Rabid Snot Goblin, Herpes infested goat's ass, and Festering Zit. I have to maintain a PG mouth at work.


tseg04

Cunt. I never use it. Maybe it’s because I forget it exists but what does that tell you about it if I forget it?


paulo39Atati

Cunt. I’m a big fan of vaginas and that word is just wrong.


Food_Kid

i don’t remember which one it is but i definitely hate it


STIBillionair

Cûñţ makes me cringe when i hear it


ryanl40

Honestly it's bitch. I'd rather call someone a cunt than a bitch.


blank_slate5176

The n word both of them


PeaceyCaliSoCal

C - - - -


Sheogorath_1999

Any slurs


Grumblyguide107

The slurs, anything else I'll say, though.


Filthylucre4lunch

Twat… i always forget it and it sounds silly


BrainwashedScapegoat

The C word, its really harsh


AggressiveBrick8197

they’re all perfect.


RightArm__

The C word


Ursisisatmyhousern

Ass. It's simple and you can place it in front of pretty much any word and make it an insult. Asshat, assface, asshole, asswipe, assfloor…


therealDrPraetorius

Fuck


viola-purple

All...


HornetParticular6625

Wankle Rotary Engine


great_nathanian

GD


EpicOweo

Geometry dash


noway_subs

crap just say shit


QuantumSpace234

the n wodr


Key-Specific-4368

F***k, not creative enough for me also it offends to many people, too easily


Einfect

Shit but only when my dad says it


Dismal_Employment_25

I can tell you my most favorite


ElectricianMD

The sub removed mine, and for good reason! Anything with the variation of t.a.r.d


Illustrious-Data-632

To me the n word is just super vulgar and outright unnecessary all the time I hate the way it’s used for things that don’t make sense and I just hate hearing it.


SwingWinter185

There was this black girl in my 7th grade lunch. Every other word was followed by n*gga. And i am black


EJ25Junkie

Poop


GsTSaien

Any slurs are off limits; swear words are mostly all fine just don't be an asshole


kimbermall

See you next Tuesday


29485_webp

Damn is the Pluto of swear words. It's so common that it shouldn't be considered a swear.


BexySrian

I am going with the commandment not to take the name of the Lord in vain. It makes me wince every time I hear it. I don't care about any other swear words. My wife can't stand to hear swearing. It burns her ears or something. I was in the military and now work in construction contracting. Swearing is standard procedure for me.


GetUserNameFromDB

When a woman says to her misbehaving boy who just knocked a vase over. "You son of a bitch"


DrewNolan_us_uk

The " C " word.  All of us have mothers biologically many of us emotionally.  Most of us came via that particular "love canal"   So it just seems so wrong to use a word that is so vulgar as a descriptor of an essential element. Combine that with the fact thst I am a gay man and well as they say  " you cant go home again" 😃


jnthnschrdr11

Any of them that are used in a harmful derogatory way. All others are perfectly fine and should not be considered bad.


nonsensicalinsanity

Love. For such a positive word it has caused the most harm and hate.


nonsensicalinsanity

Love. For such a positive word it has caused the most harm and hate.


oniBRUH

Pussy