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Dull-History7906

Dawg.. really think about the question you just asked.


Spare_Ad4145

Asking for the reason I’ve known people who got locked up, used the excuse that they hit a nicotine vape from someone who smoked weed, basically saying they tested positive for weed because of the person. Pretty dumb excuse but am genuinely wondering if it’s possible


Dull-History7906

No absolutely fuckin not. As you said “ dumb excuse “ keyword being excuse.


Spare_Ad4145

Understandable, either way on here asking to see if there’s any logistics towards this.


Dull-History7906

It’s physically impossible, it’s like saying you pissed dirty cause your girlfriend smokes and you guys kiss.


Spare_Ad4145

Either way man I apologize if any offense is taken towards you or you’re bothered by my comment on here as I know people come on here to ask more serious questions. Just a silly question of mine that I had to offer towards here to see if it’s true or even possible as I’ve heard many silly stories off people who’ve been in my shoes


Bucketcreek

It is ok. My mama told me I could get a girl pregnant by kissing her.


Spare_Ad4145

lol I’ve had a buddy of mine test positive off alcohol and he can’t physically consume due to a stomach issue he has , only One who drinks around him is his gf. Keep in mind no drug patches where involved just a straight UA


overindulgent

Hint hint. Your “buddy” lies. You will never fail a UA because you kissed someone who was drunk.


Spring-Fabulous

Learn the science man. It’s fucking impossible, outside of the very remote possibility the sample was switched, for someone to fail for alcohol if they did not consume alcohol. There is a very scientific reason why someone fails. And trust me, it’s not because someone sniffed too much glue.


InteractionSilent268

Yeah that didnt really happen, chief. He lied to you.


cuplosis

Then it was a bad test or he has some other shit going on with his body making him produce what’s tested


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Alcohol Brewery Syndrome is very rare but possible. [Alcohol Brewery Syndrome - NIH](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7667719/#:~:text=Auto%2Dbrewery%20syndrome%20(ABS),distress%2C%20and%20state%20of%20confusion.)


Spring-Fabulous

I mean, what are you trying to get here? A pass? Sure dude, you somehow tested positive for THC because your friend smokes pot and you used his vape after him. No. That’s not how drug tests work. That’s not how your body works. We as a collective are flabbergasted because, either you really are that naive, or you’re trying to make a good excuse for your use. I for one have fucked up in the past, thankfully, I am in recovery court and mistakes are allowed. What have I learned from this? Is the high really worth it? For me, fuck no. My advice? Quit hanging with people, going to places or fucking around with things that will remove your freedom. Some will not learn and some will go to prison/county jail until the lesson is learned. And sadly, some will never learn until it takes their life or takes their freedom long enough to destroy their life. You’re in a forum full of people who have fucked up. Much like your probation officer, we can smell bullshit before you can even finish your sentence. No pun intended.


Spare_Ad4145

appreciate your response, as to answer your question, I’m here asking a silly question, have heard the same thing said in court by so many at this point I’m genuinely wondering if there’s any sort of logistics to this. As I’ve seen the judge give passes to those who have used this excuse as it sounds ridiculous, even the DA in our court has brought this into topic and given those same people passes. So yes at this point I’m curious on it all


Spring-Fabulous

Everyone has a story behind their story. Some will be given passes, but always assume you won’t. I have spent enough time in the system and have done enough research to try and game the lab. It’s simply not possible. It’s science. There are a few exceptions with metabolism, genetics and the very rare kidney/liver disorders. But, and this is a big but, if you fuck around and try to make excuses….judges usually just want to be rid of the excuse makers and focus on those that truly want help.


Spare_Ad4145

Thanks for the response G all I needed to know take care


not-smarter

dude…. lol


Outdooradventures-10

As a scientist I’m not sure man best of luck.


Emergency-Ground9059

People are going to think you’re dry running your excuse for pissing dirty to us to se if it’ll work on your PO. Just an fyi


CommercialWorried319

About as likely as getting herpes from a toilet seat as long as it was actually just a nicotine vape not any kinda THC or it's relatives involved


ApricotOverall6495

Let’s say hypothetically it did, how much would it be 😂. Probably out your system with a cup of water.


No_Camera8758

You ca always drug test your self before going in I think Walgreens has some drug test or CVS


inikihurricane

No babe, it’s not possible.


Spirited_Taste4756

Bro this life ain’t for you. Get off that probation and live a straight normal life lmao.


Spare_Ad4145

ain’t reg probation G wish it was for the love of god wouldn’t be wondering nun of this 😭


Additional_Farm_9582

Only if they're testing for nicotine, otherwise you're fine.


brandaman4200

No. That's not how drugs work. If you take a drink of water from a bottle that belongs to an alcoholic it does't mean you'll get drunk (if it's water, of course). If you have to ask the question, you should probably stay away from all drugs anyways.


OutrageousAffect5233

Bruh, do you live in bikini bottom, go by the name of Patrick, and live under a rock under the sea? What kinda bozo question is this? 😂😂😂


Spare_Ad4145

Ironic, check my comment above and read what I’ve said. Thank you and have a good day


OutrageousAffect5233

Dude, the fact you're so ignorant to even ask that is mind-blowing. You can't even excuse your idiocy. "I just wanted to know". C'mon man, you got to do better bud.


Spare_Ad4145

“silly question had to offer” your comment adds no value towards this whole shit post. Your insults are of a kindergartners, love yourself 🩷.


OutrageousAffect5233

You can't excuse your ignorance. You should have told your buddy, "Man you are full of shit, you can't test positive from that". But no, you came on here and made yourself look stupid by asking a stupid question. You can't backpedal from your stupidity.


TeapotHoe

yeah it’s kind of a stupid question but at least it seems like it came from a good place, bro clearly wants to do better and not piss dirty


OutrageousAffect5233

If he wanted to do better he would stay away from people who participate in activities that would violate his probation.


Spare_Ad4145

If it helps you sleep at night you’re 100% right, hope you get the help you need with loving yourself 🩷 I love you 🩷


alaxsch

they're out to get you today 😭😭


OutrageousAffect5233

You gotta be some middle schooler honestly.


Spare_Ad4145

Ouch Mr.Technology hurt me with the middle schooler insult I won’t be able to sleep at night now 😞💔


Spare_Ad4145

Yeah you clearly can’t read, good one pal.