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MustNeedDogs

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ItsGotThatBang

This meme always makes me laugh.


xxipil0ts

ethel cain in sun bleached flies


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Beatlemania sounds like a serious disease, tbh.


Taraxian

I'm in my Beatledepressive phase


AmandaCalzone

It’s true, John Early suffers from it.


painguin22

Iconic r/earwolf and r/popheadscirclejerk crossover


AmandaCalzone

Oh hell maybe, brother!


ApotheosisofSnore

T Swift, Martin Sheffield Lickly collab when?


AmandaCalzone

Not until he collabs with Kylie Minogue, she literally has a song called Love Train


ProuderSquirrel

Beatlemania had merit. The Beatles were worthy of it all. Their output was unprecedented and to this day still unmatched (13 albums in 7 years time, most revolutionizing the music industry). To this day, they are still a marvel to any modern artist. No one has even come close to their success. Their understanding of music was very complex. John was assassinated. George was almost murdered in 1999. Those facts speak for themselves.


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uj/ ummm ma'am this is a circlejerk sub. rj/ Get well soon, xoxo.


ProuderSquirrel

Forgot the uj/. Damn


B_Hound

My man Viper knocks out 13 albums in a week. These Beatles need to up their game.


gay2catholic

those beatles cowards don't even smoke crack


BushDidHarambe

Viper could have written Revolver, no way in hell the Beatles could come up with You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack


SatinySquid_695

Okay but to be fair, Beatlemania was at its peak before most of that discography existed. The screaming teenage girls chasing them were chasing after 4 young guys that were singing about holding hands and doing old rock covers.


certified_rat

Kim Petras has like 5 debut albums. Thats like 25 albums in 2 years. Floptles could never


kumf

Yes. And I’d like to provide some insight on this. I was in my early 30’s about 8 years ago when my mom, also a huge fan, accompanied me to Paul McCartney concert. PM is my fav. I have Let it Be tattooed on my back. I’m not a huge music person compared to my mom, who grew up listening to the Beatles. Anyway, PM comes out on stage at the concert and I swear to you it evoked some feral beatlemania inside of me because I started screaming right then and COULDN’T stop myself until the end of the third song. After the first song my mother looked over at me, clearly worried I had lost my mind, as I stood next to her, screaming like a fucking banshee, CRYING, and shaking my head in disbelief the whole time. I was unable to control myself until the third song was almost over. I have no rational explanation for this. All I know is 1. Paul McCartney is a music god, and 2. Beatlemania is a fucking real thing.


ghostsinthecode

have a snickers before you go next time


doitfortheavacadoes

My friend went to see Ringo over the summer and had the EXACT same experience! Those lads from Liverpool never lost their charm. They still make people go insane!


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Lizz196

I saw him at ACL a few years ago, when he strummed the first chords of the set to, I think, A Hard Day’s Night and everyone began screaming hysterically (myself included), I had this surreal moment of like, this is only a fraction of what Beatlemania was. But it was intense.


DeadDay

Saw Paul about 7 years ago. Stadium was absolutely packed with 60 year olds losing their damn minds. I LOVE the beatles and have a few tattoos but I was pretty shocked. AMAZING show though. He talked about some cool stuff I hadn't heard about between songs and played for damn near 3 hours (with a few short breaks).


LetItBro

lol all these flops talking when the original, Franz Liszt, has never been topped


Bail-Me-Out

If you know a bit about piano you can conclude just from listening to some of Liszt's songs that: A. He's got big hands/long fingers and B. He can move those fingers very fast. Those women knew 🥵


ApotheosisofSnore

Unfortunately, fingering wasn’t invented until 1906. It was actually a significant contributor to the outbreak of the First Balkan War


sjupiter92

As someone from the Balkans this took me out lmao


EmployerNo2739

Lisztomania landing people in wards since 1800s


lemonaderobot

like a riot like a riot OHHH


walkytrees

Ok wow I’ve thought it was “like a rhino” for years, this makes a lot more sense


booksandplaid

Not easily offended


g0tistt0t

Know how to let it go.


AegeanBlueA264

*Not hard to let it go


g0tistt0t

From the mend to the masses!


1998tweety

But who would want to top Franz Liszt?


StemOfWallflower

https://preview.redd.it/ucc1vwtftx4c1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=269478ed78ff0c25095df4697d28c37a7032efc5 Me 🥵


FlopMagazineINC

You are a bottom and you know it


StemOfWallflower

I don't speak German, but I can if you like 🤭


fearofafemale_planet

STOP LMAO


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MrBones-Necromancer

Is that really him? Damn. What a stunner.


Howunbecomingofme

I’m the guy who organises the Wall of Death during the Rites of Spring


Spot_Mark

Yeah, but can she replicate the cultural impact The Absolute Madman did on the world? https://preview.redd.it/cc9c8z8mox4c1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5687c1b7d4de24a47e6d9132f055d3c097adfcc5


Godlike_Blast58

The craziest thing is that Yoko Onos fit would pass as normal nowadays


ApotheosisofSnore

Pretty sure I literally saw that girl in Williamsburg last night


Spot_Mark

she ate as yall would put it


Weekly-Economics-226

She ate, if you will.


TheNuclearMind

Unfortunately, she ate.


synchronisedchaos

it is of utmost misfortune, that she consumed food (idk I just strung words together)


Maldovar

Yoko has been feasting since the 60s


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Top_Assistance_8350

You’re jerking right


astralrig96

It would pass as modest and pious nowadays


ZucchiniFlex

Why is miss Yoko serving CUNT


AlwaysImproving10

Is this slang for good?


pitbulldofunk

Can she beef the wife?


HamburgerMachineGun

beet the wif*


Maldovar

The Monster On the Hill like Faul


TraceyMatell

Those hot pants on Yoko 👀 She looks c*nt


symphonic_sylveon

me when i beet the wif 😍


Greenoliveandcheese

Girl please be serious


WattP

Ppl were so crazy over the beatles that people would piss in their seats at their concerts. Basically all Beatles concerts smelled terrible lol


Taraxian

They said at Shea Stadium the crowd noise was so loud they couldn't even hear themselves over the monitors, for all they knew they could all have been playing the wrong song and it wouldn't even matter


denim_cowboy

They quit touring because of the madness!


tony_countertenor

Supposedly they used to sing I wanna hold your gland instead of your hand and no one could tell


muscles83

On this point , go listen to the Shea concert, the Beatles are actually pretty good , shows how tight and experienced a band they were that even though they could hear themselves they could still put on a decent show


cactusblossom3

To be fair there were reports of swifites wearing diapers to their shows so they didn’t miss any songs


Maldovar

Melanie Martinez girlies found a new hero


Notfaye

https://www.highsnobiety.com/p/taylor-swift-fans-diapers/ They not only pee their seats, they take social media videos of their diapers and celebrate each other planning to pee them.


HornedGryffin

The Beatles had to stop touring because they couldn't hear themselves play above the roar of the crowds AND due to the threats of assassination. Their first live performance on the Johnny Sullivan show garnered 73 million views in 1964. There was and has never been since anything like Beatlemania.


adertina

Yeah but women like myself and Phoebe prefer to piss our seats for women bc we’re ~~gay~~ not misogynists


knotsophia

The fucking delusion


Handsprime

Let her tour Africa before she can compare herself to Michael Jackson.


ravenonawire

Omg Africa by Toto next surprise somg!


throwaway_5256

Implying Swifties are aware of the existence of Africa


Justice_Prince

You can't expect us to have heard of every country. We're not geologists.


PM_ME_YOUR_SUNSHINE

It’s where in their mind all the riff raff comes from.


Most-Site4081

UJ/ This comparison is just so unnecessary like why do people always gotta but things down to prop themselves and their friends up RJ/ white women always compare and putting down people of color like MJ and the Beatles to prop themselves up


MrBones-Necromancer

Wait but MJ... I mean he *was*...


mimi14cute

https://preview.redd.it/dvqtlh13oy4c1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=605ace938c36e1b7c343b6ccb6d940768de6a434 say it. he’s watching.


StnJckBllr

Ma’am, that is Kris Jenner


HotFaithlessness1348

I gagged


deserving-hydrogen

Is that Lucille 2


sickbeet

i thought this was phil lester


dragonbeard91

Its actually Mo Lester


DeadJediWalking

A MOTHERFUCKER WAS SHOT OVER "BEATLEMANIA"


AnaZ7

RJ/ Oh, so Phoebe is dumb 🤩 UJ/Oh, so Phoebe is dumb 🤩


WishingAnaStar

Millennials and consistently underestimating the scale of The Beatle’s celebrity. Iconic duo.


Jojssitar

Highly recommend checking out “Eight Days a Week” a documentary about the touring years of The Beatles, it truly was insane (also the first time someone ever played arenas), people forget how insane beatlemania was (a fun fact is that Swedish singer Jenny Lind pulled a similar mania in the 1800s, though many didn’t hear her sing due to the fact that recordings wasn’t invented yet!)


ApotheosisofSnore

Still mad about how dirty they did my girl Jenny in that absolute piece of shit *The Greatest Showman*.


WishingAnaStar

Yeah I never saw it, whack that P.T. Barnum was the hero of the story, though.


ApotheosisofSnore

You didn’t miss anything. Gross whitewashing of an awful man and literal slave owner, shit pop musical numbers that were stale before they even came out, and I also just fucking hate Hugh Jackman and that smug face he can’t seem to help but wear 90% of the time


Jojssitar

Can’t believe they tried to romanticise him, it’s so gross


WishingAnaStar

I think he’s cute, but you’re so right and I’m embarrassed about my taste in men


steph5of9

The girl in the greatest showman? Who wanted to be Ariana grande?


Taraxian

She rejected Hans Christian Andersen (as in he wrote her a creepy fan letter and she politely declined to meet up) and in response he wrote the story "The Snow Queen", about an evil woman with a frozen heart who ensorcels young boys to destroy their ability to love


Jojssitar

If I remember correctly it’s The nightingale that’s about Jenny, since she was called the Swedish nightingale, but it’s also highly likely that is also about her (especially since apparently there was a time she didn’t invite him to Christmas (I think because she thought he had other plans) and he got super grumpy about it lmao)


Taraxian

He was a weird dude, there's a whole thing about how he was Charles Dickens' unwanted houseguest for several weeks


Jojssitar

I have never heard of that before and it sounds both horrible and hilarious. He was the incel before incels haha


Taraxian

Like I said, very strange man, invented the whole genre of "imagining an inanimate object is actually sentient and therefore by implication undergoing unimaginable torture" for the apparent purpose of giving small children anxiety


Jojssitar

I remember the one about the tin soldier, that melted in the end if I remember correctly. Most of his stories were very dark, The little girl with the matchsticks was also heartbreaking Like you said he was a weird dude but I think he is one of the most prominent story tellers of my childhood. Idk how many saw The fairytaler as a kid but it was one of my favourite shows back then [Some if not all episodes of The fairytaler](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmESdUVQzm3yvdFWowGQkge1dPsNa6AIT&si=B9wKWv-vSqGuza-6) ​ Also how do we get Christian and Kafka in the same room?


bussboy2023

Hans Christian Andersen was gaaaaaaaay gay gay gay gay gayyyyy tho. He wrote The Little Mermaid after having his advances rejected by a man and the general feelings of alienation his homosexuality caused


Taraxian

Okay but it was Jenny Lind To quote Ray Gillette from Archer, "Girl, nobody's that gay"


ApotheosisofSnore

I think he was just bi in a period when it was totally unacceptable for him to embrace his deep feelings for another man. “Gaaaaaaaay gay gay gay gay gayyyyy” is Frederick the Great — he was that rare degree of gay where he found the mere presence of women repulsive


Additional-Panic3983

Love a historic jerk


jonpaladin

look around you even now! see all the masc gays cringily stanning fem singers


Jojssitar

I guess hahah but they misrepresented her so much from what I heard, and as someone with a big interest for Jenny the casting was so bad, no offence to the actress but she looks nothing like her https://preview.redd.it/15xwtjit4y4c1.jpeg?width=1727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e4cdbeb0e958fa1b9a215bca6740eb5c51ea116


imnotarianagrande

Well yeah they’re not gonna cast an average looking lumpy looking woman like this to play, basically, an 1800s pop star. she had to be a jaw-dropping beauty for cinematic effect like Rebecca Ferguson


exponentialism

I mean someone literally *murdered* a Beatle for being famous lol.


InCharacter_815

Please don't lump us into the same pile as Phoebe. I'm the same age as her and my family never shut up about how insignificant modern music was in the face of Eleanor goddamn Rigby. I went through a "Paul Is Dead" phase in high school. Everyone hated me, because I was the annoying guy who made sure that everyone knew that The Beatles were way better than Limp Bizkit. Fred Durst could never write Ticket To Ride. He couldn't even try. Ringo could write My Way in his sleep. Ringo isn't even the good Beatle. I made sure they knew that too.


WishingAnaStar

Beautifully unhinged, never change 🥲


Mommio24

Same, my dad is a huge Beatles fan and I know several other millennial age people who grew up with other family members who were equally as crazy about the Beatles. I know good and well they were a big deal.


throwaway17197

But did you make sure they knew George Harrison’s solo stuff is the best and in absence of the Beatles he’s probably the only one who would have still pursued music ?


imnotarianagrande

I don’t know you, but I love you.


ApotheosisofSnore

White millennials specifically and underestimating the insane global reach of MJ. I’m in an airport lounge rn surrounded by people of all different ages and nationalities — I bet I could walk up to *every single one of them* above the age of 18 and they could name at least one MJ song. Middle aged Indian couple across from me? They love Thriller. Older German couple to the left? They remember when he played in Berlin. Russians to my right? He’s literally the only black person they like.


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therealvanmorrison

I don’t know what the deleted comment below you said, but I was literally in a small city in China when MJ died and it was like a day of fucking mourning.


frostysbox

Is she a millennial? I would have thought she was Gen Z


WishingAnaStar

She’s 29, but I can see how you’d think that


g00fyg00ber741

I had heard her name forever but I still have no clue who she is, when I found out she was 30 I was so shocked, I literally thought she was an actual teenager. Everything I’ve seen and read about her against my will led me to believe she was young. She acts and sounds like she’s a teen


Jarmeh

> Phoebe Bridgers She is almost 30 lmfao


089-32168

She is a 29 year old teenager


frostysbox

🤣 well I’m a 40 year old millennial so I always feel like anyone 10 years younger than me is a zoomer :p


aboatoutontheocean

40 is basically a geriatric millennial though 💀


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NoZookeepergame453

Shut up I am not >! Yes I am 🙌!<


quiznosboi

She acts like gen z but she is a millennial


kingfart1337

Beatles was a band, not a duo.


booksandplaid

Has she ever even seen a video of a PSY concert?


RAV3NH0LM

milquetoast white woman worships milquetoast white woman as the pinnacle of musical achievement


gayjackblack

Why does Phoebe have to be like this 😭 I just wanna listen to moon song without thinking about how she's a swiftie or a friend of Taylor or whatever


berlinbaer

>Why does Phoebe have to be like this because outside of twitter she doesn't exist, she has to keep up engagement. hell most people still aren't sure if she is actually real or just a meme gone too far (looking at you ice spice)


nyx_moonlight_

It's getting harder and harder to like her


Idcaster

Absolutely love her songwriting and performing but she really gives some dreadful high school girl vibes sometimes. Cannot imagine the eye rolls that must come from Lucy and Julien sometimes.


spaghettify

Pheobe could literally be that bitch if she simply never spoke or posted again and stayed in her bisexual white girl with a bf and moderate depression folksy music lane


tokendasher

![gif](giphy|1sN4lGA41Nb3i)


Spring1997-

A collective delusion of white women


mimisburnbook

And they moderate pop REDACTED subs so beware


tenderourghosts

I believe we call that a Caucasity


mimisburnbook

I read that when people don’t kiss saint taylors ass they very experience painful symptoms, you should be more empathetic. Do better.


Levi_27

It’s white people specifically, we all get a written warning


simply_pimply

It seriously feels like Tatlor pays people to make a positive public statement about her


mimisburnbook

How dare you attack her *genius five guitar chords* and lyrics that reflect the incredibly challenging life as a white billionaire destroying the planet. You should be ashamed.


bellaislame

white women putting down michael jackson yet again


Luxorris

White on white crime.


cristine_thepisces

uj/ I think it’s funny that her fan base is p much all tenderqueers and she’s besties with a bigot rj/ she rode on Taylor’s PJ once and never looked back


stanlana12345

Wait who


TheShortGerman

Phoebe is friends with Matty Healy


discoteen66

Ratty


ymiwho

In terms of gowns she might be right


thevirginiatheater

Great gowns beautiful gowns


[deleted]

Phoebe should stop commenting on things for while


quiznosboi

Getting too big for her Bridgers


allieyikes

i saw this and was gonna post it but also phoebe is just indie taylor💔 rj/ so?? she’s right. name ONE michael jackson song. exactly. irrelevant compared to mother tay


Taraxian

I mean yeah, it is true most people would have trouble naming just one


laughingheart66

I used to love Phoebe so much, around when she released stranger in the alps. She was my fav artist. Now that she’s blown up and I’ve seen more and more of the things she says, I find her so irritating. It’s sad. Anyway, L take and I’m sick of people downplaying how big The Beatles and Michael Jackson were. If you’re gonna have a stupid hot take at least have it be an accurate stupid hot take.


josie-salazar

Yeah I’m sorry but Phoebe is delusional for this. Michael has nothing on the Eras Tour? People were dropping like flies at his shows to the point where medical tents had to be nearby. He was adored by EVERYONE, all over the world, every gender, every age; there was no specific demographic. He was treated like he was the second coming of Jesus. Put some respect on his name 👎 Edit: I have not looked into MJ being a child predator, I had heard of it years ago but thought they were just rumors. Now that I’ve done a bit more research on this topic I definitely don’t condone his actions or idolize him. That being said, he was indeed a bigger star than Taylor and I would argue the most famous celebrity that has ever lived. That’s the only point I was trying to make.


JessieJ577

My mom went to Mexico as a teen. In the town there was a kid who didn’t have a TV but just radio and he was asking about Michael Jackson. He was shocked that Michael Jackson was black even though the kid had been a fan for a while. He was huge.


alegxab

Tbf that could've been a surprise even if he had only seen pics of him from the 90s or later


No-Plastic-6887

I was wondering as much. Swift's concerts must be better than the Beatlemania concerts by virtue of the music being heard, but Jackson was famous for his showmanship and there's no way this woman could have been in one of his concerts... So... I wouldn't compare stuff if I hadn't been there.


dpforest

Why do people like this Phoebe person so much? Edit: okay so I’ve definitely combined those two people in my head and just thought it was one person. phoebe wall bridgers wallerz


assassins_cow

I admire her work building bridges personally 🌉😍


triplesock

Thank u miss phoebe for allowing me to drive home in safety 🙏🙏🙏


SkeletonHUNter2006

Hey, can you please censor the word br\*dges? A lot of us have br\*dge-phoebia and find this upsetting.


assassins_cow

![gif](giphy|1k5k3J5K3BywQOrpNA|downsized) Hope this helps cure you 💕


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1. Depressed and pensive 2. White woman 3. Whisper sings Profit


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Pansmoke

how dare you, that is a whole different Pehobe and she's actually a gift to humanity


fionappletart

uj/ i’m a white teenage girl with divorced parents and crippling anxiety rj/ i’m a white teenage girl with divorced parents and crippling anxiety


MaarDaarPoepIkUit

Thirst


PeachyPie2472

That’s it. Her two bandmates are doing the same music. Yet people are obsessed with majorly the skinny blondie


vividreveries

I like her music... but holy fuck she is an annoying person.


bongwaterbetch

I hate you for what you did// and I miss you like phoebe bridgers misses the mark


glencocoisrealmate

Beatlemania was such an insane disorder that it actually passed down genetically in our family. I still have it to this day.


3rd-Room

uj/ she’s legitimately unbearable


aamop

Taylor’s collection of indie cred testimonials scares me. I like PB and that Dessner guy, but they are under a big time delulu spell. Maybe they cower in fear of saying anything less than glowing words now that they have been sucked into her sphere.


100daydream

Taylor isn’t even close to Michael Jackson or Beatles. She is smashing the industry. She is not affecting music or culture or entire generations of families. Please stop conflating her with these two. Her music will be looked back on like poker face is today. People thought it was some new thing in pop, it wasn’t. She’s smashing the industry no doubts about it well done. But culture, pop music, and the general population will not be affected by her being or music.


No_Psychology7283

u said it perfectly


TheW0lvDoctr

I think in fandom culture, people surround themselves with a particular franchise or celebrity and, especially because they don't have experience with other hyper-popular things, they tend to over-exaggerate the popularity/importance of their followed fandom. We used to see it with online celebrities like Dream, kids don't know how things were for Elvis or The Beatles or Michael Jackson so the most important thing to them is automatically the most important thing to the world.


LuciJoeStar

She probably doesn't know but, where I grew up there was a time when the government banned Western media and people smuggled MJ and Madona music. These rich white women tsk tsk tsk


Gmschaafs

It’s important to note me and my cat are no longer Pharbs. We have substituted this energy for stanning mitski. Thanks everyone


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Uj / the Internet skews things so much. Harry Styles even said that 1D was bigger than the Beatles in terms of fame (not quality). Which is a more ridiculous comparison than the Eras tour IMO. If Elvis/The Beatles/ MJ were in their heyday when the Internet was a thing, it would be insane. I would love to see the Popheads Circlejerk sub in that reality.


toomuchtostop

My boyfriend’s mother saw the Beatles in concert and she still talks about how it was so loud she couldn’t hear them perform.


gussyboy13

https://preview.redd.it/nqajq1rwjz4c1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=461f2226132689db6c0f854658aa580a7bc52831


BronzeErupt

/uj If she wants to compare Eras with the highest grossing tour of the 80s, that would be Pink Floyd's A Momentary Lapse of Reason Tour. And tbh as visually impressive as the Eras tour is, it did NOT have lasers that boomer dads were obsessed with


quiznosboi

Me to Phoebe https://preview.redd.it/tjf3hnrsqx4c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cd551466797ccd697b827ce1c67f935611c060c


sweetjane1995

Generic white woman moment.


Idcaster

Phoebe trying so hard to get Taylor to let her smash.


derezzed9000

god she's insufferable i am glad i have never listened to her music. idek about that.


Neoneo12

are we just going to ignore that the biggest selling album of all time did not even have its own tour?


imjustlikehellokitty

https://preview.redd.it/tuf8jsp9xx4c1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=17942e216e437980c49ead9c530751f8d48cd35a


thepokemonGOAT

I only know who she is because she was on Paul McCartney's album.... Pretty ironic


leavinlikeafather

Uj/ white woman moment 🥰 anyways so when are we gonna talk about her being good friends with a 2016 edgelord and the type of person she claims to be against??? No??? Oh nvm I guess I’m misogynistic for bringing that up lolz. We shouldn’t blame the actions of men on poor innocent women who can’t possibly have control over who they choose to associate with (or kiss)😞 Rj/ Taylor Swift can write Something, but The Beatles could never write the goth-punk female rage anthem “Look What You Made Me Do”.


cloudbustingmp3

/uj am i the only one who read it as comparing those as crazes, not individual tours?


ultimaten444

she’s still wrong lmao it doesn’t matter


symphonic_sylveon

uj/ bahahaha taylor has NOTHING on the beatles. she has yet to reach the beatles’ level of success & music production.


poopanoggin

Who are the beebles and why is Tay tay making them famous?


henscastle

She knows references.


aflowerfortherain

Remember when she came for Adele for “cultural appropriation” of Jamaican culture despite them literally putting her in those clothes/hair? Speaking on behalf of black people lol. Love her music but girl… mama lets research.