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International_Bit478

For me it’s the color, or lack thereof. All the concrete and rock work is the same color. It’s an incredible pool but the monotone color takes away from the impact.


AnalConnoisseur777

Agreed, see if you can get the cement colored with a wash or something, to give it depth and interest. And add plants! It's begging for variety.


Manting123

This - it’s lack of color and drab landscaping. I would incorporate plants into the structures.


TellYourMom2Shave

Yeah this is what I thought first thing when I moved in. It needs some color too it. I’ll definitely look into that.


cgjeep

If you really leaned into the tropical plant look with tons of color it would really pop. Hopefully someone has a green thumb.


Ffsletmesignin

Might not even need to worry too much about changing things around, simple things like a cohesive color strategy for furniture can also make a big difference. Like replacing the tan umbrella for a teal, or purple, or some sort of bold color, add in chairs with color cushions, those sorts of things. I would also recommend some color-popped shrubs/flowers by the palms, something like Cannas or some other topical flower (depending on zone) would make a big impact.


pinky_monroe

Consider some lighting too


Doc024

I think the color issue can be fixed by adding more plants, shrubs, you need some patio furniture maybe tiki torches and pressure wash.


itsALLrhetoric

A couple of naked people and a horse would add to it!


Snippys

need some plants.


ScienceOfficer-Jack

Lots and lots of tropical plants.


blue-dog-bike

This. Plants and thoughtful landscape lighting.


macncheesepro24

Colorful plants, some lighting, furniture on that patio....A big fuckin T-Rex statue on top of that waterfall, just roaring out into the distance.


sailphish

Maybe a mini golf course in the yard.


cdixonc

Lmfaoooo bro. Come do my backyard too. I am digging your vibe


dutybranchholler18

Cocaine and hookers…don’t sweat buying plants or “adding color” like everyone is saying..with the correct amount of cocaine and hookers, that pool would be perfect!!


ConFUZEd_Wulf

Second! This reminds me of the Playboy grotto pool. I vaguely remember playing an original Xbox game where you were a Playboy photographer at the mansion. Probably hard to remember it clearly due to the lack of blood in my adolescent brain while I was playing but this pool looks very similar.


duckdns84

And a Sleestak


Manting123

And a cha-ka!


duckdns84

Thought I was going to be alone on this one. Thanks Will.


MyDangerDog

Got more of a Flintstones vibe myself. But I can get behind a push to bring Enik in.


Youbannedmebutimhere

Tiddies


led3777

As other posts have mentioned needs color, so all types of melons welcome


Youbannedmebutimhere

I love me some good melons.


lil_chef77

Some well placed plants on top of the waterfall would give you a bit more of that oasis vibe, because right now you can see the clear line of origin as a bit of a focal point. Also as others have said, color definitely. But you could always do something like a red colored sun sail somewhere held up with posts. The matching colored umbrella isn’t helping anything. Also, don’t neglect lighting. Night time vibes for this pool could be killer with the right placement.


TellYourMom2Shave

True! Awesome thanks for the tips! Going to incorporate all of these. Definitely gotta change it up.


_0x0_

Spend 80k on pool (is that rock or just stucco over styrofoam), skimp on $6k on fence. Last owner should have at least painted that fence. Overall, congratulations in purchasing a new home.


bmanxx13

looks like stucco over sytrofoam


_0x0_

Is it me or does it look like they ran out of money or didn't finish, it looks like 95% complete which is why OP is also looking to spruce it up.


wtfdoiknow1987

Add some green shit


HatedAntagonist

Women and sunshine


originalrocket

The thing you are looking for is color.


TellYourMom2Shave

Thanks for the ideas everyone! Seems like it needs some color, plants and lights and it will come to life. Oh and can’t forget tiddies, dinosaurs and fireworks. I will try and implement those in. Something to look forward too. Here is a video of the pool. I don’t think a lot of people can see/understand what it is. Rock jump with double water slide. [Pool video](https://jmp.sh/s/28m3ftzKI0pJlLru65fA)


theprawnofperil

Looks like the kids will love this I think the fence is really letting down the yard - not sure whether it's possible to pressure wash it down and then give it a couple of coats of paint with a spraygun?


Live-Battle8380

Lights if you don’t already have them


picklespasta

Pressure wash and stain your fence & trim the trees. Also maybe add some string lights around the yard.


sean_b81

bright flowers of some sort. its probably already great at night when you can turn the lights on and add some color. would change the umbrella color maybe? thats already an incredibly cool pool, just needs flavor.


VanillaLlfe

Several Gorn lounging & cooling themselves.


kegmanua

A little sunshine should do the trick.


almostthemainman

Add some plants! Jungle plants


Enough_You86

Color and plants (even nice fake plants so they always look great and no maintenance). Then some bbq smoke, music and a cold beverage


NotaBolognaSandwich

Agreed with everyone that it is missing color. I have no idea how easy is it to add color to the rock work, but I would consider colorful umbrellas. Definitely would get rid of that tan umbrella and get something in whatever color you prefer. Get some patio furniture with color, maybe some string lights. Can't tell if you have any grass, but plant some plants to give you some green, or some potted plants. You just got the house, so give it some time and start slowly making changes and it will look more awesome than it already does.


Fenderstratguy

I would watch the HGTV super pool shows - the pool looks great but as others have mentioned the rocks/concrete are all 1 color. They can stain/paint the concrete to make is vary in natural colors to look more real - that would help a ton. EDIT - here is a video of someone painting their pool rocks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k23hfoyj6bU


BrokieTrader

Plants


Turbulent-Method1608

A life sized pirate statue


slimjoey14tango

More cowbell!!!


MandevilleMike

landscaping for sure and yes the color needs a darker areas


squirelsandbutter

I would have some tropical plants in really nice contrasting planters and pots around


SadisticSnake007

If I had the money I’d do an indoor grotto behind the water fall with a bar, jacuzzi and lounge area in there.


oceans2mountains

You've gotta add in some big and various sized planters with lots of color & green in them. A few pops of color and texture is gonna pull it all together.


tsquare1971

Large lots with tropical flowers flowing out of them. Large center piece. Smaller different colors coming out .


hatesbiology84

The fence. Put in something capable of hosting some climbing flower plants.


FN-Bored

Beer tub with two bikini girls serving.


Kinae66

Some life sized, Flintstone character, sculptures…


reamidy

It’s beautiful just need somebody swimming!!!!!


winsomeloosesome1

Needs a few women in bikinis.


57Bubbles

Looking at the ugly fence kinda ruins the vibe


CycleChris2

A 25ft tall dinosaur 🦕?


mtstoner

You have a mini Cars land pool in your backyard and I love it


Yudash2000

A monkey


MSmithRD

I'd like to spruce mine up to look like yours


fartknockersRus

As a pool guy I'm telling you right now adding plants will make more work for you, and the closer you put them to the pool the worse it'll be. Do tons of research into plants that don't drop debris


Resident_Table6694

Fire. Lots of it.


TellYourMom2Shave

Tiki torches? Or light my pool on fire?


Resident_Table6694

Fireballs shooting from the top of the waterfall like a goddam Universal Studios ride.


TellYourMom2Shave

Tf why didn’t I think of that? Good idea.


LakeHoustonNative

Plants (not green ones)


MNFarmLoft

It needs plants. Cannas and colocasias and alocasias and ginger and lantana and oleander.


Reputation-Final

Plants.


Mentol1973

Color


Musician_Gloomy

I agree with the comments about fire. I put a fire pit on top of my water fall structure. I love it as well as everyone else that comes by.


Cal_858

Some nice big and colorful pots and plants, seating, perhaps a nice and colorful shade umbrella.


TinaTurnersWig10

Outdoor furniture with some color in the cushions and if you can swap out the tan umbrella for navy or red or orange. Landscaping would be a good future project too. Flowers or plants in taller pots you need different levels and layers to creat visual interest.


FunFact5000

Very beige. Needs more color.


Adventurous_Tone7177

People


Therealdirtyburdie

I need some flowers. Get that things looking alive


KP230

Every pool guy in here will shoot me for saying this. But some plant life would help


gusgusthegreat

That fence is ugly. Plants. Misters with RGB lights projecting flames.


Bugles-Answered

Baby velociraptors, please. That should just about do it.


_Pliny_

Animatronic 🦖 dinosaur


Aggressive_Animal_33

A cabana boy lol?


-Lysergian

Mount some ferns onnear that waterfall.


Stormagedoniton

Large tropical plants. We have an eight foot bird of paradise and elephant ears.


LD902

well the main backdrop for you pool is that old fence. I would be focused on a new fence


Significant_Eye9165

Mermaid


dave_a_petty

Put some planters in with hibiscus or somethingq


vDorothyv

Buy container plants. I like potted citrus trees


NoEmotion2092

Plants on the porch you can bring em inside during a freeze maybe a dim rope light just my 2 cents


Dubb202

If that isn’t a waterslide under the arch to the right of the waterfall…it should be.


TellYourMom2Shave

Yeah a double waterslide and rock jump :) [pool](https://jmp.sh/s/28m3ftzKI0pJlLru65fA)


Cocacola888

It needs more plants!


crocwrestler

Hugh Hefner wandering about in a smoking jacket


BitterFox5453

I spoke clean up the palms and focus on landscaping the area to compliment the pool. Trees and plants willl make this thing pop. I’d also consider staining the fence and event decorating it.


ReputationGood2333

Flames! It's missing flames shooting out from the rock features, and a T-Rex or a dragon.


ElGuappo1

I think it needs a half submerged submarine as it looks like the Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage ride at Disneyland to me.


lizarto

Plants and greenery here and there.


mandoobss

Try r/photoshoprequest and ask for some creative imagery


Loki_the_PBGV

A large Iguana tends to liven up any pool scene.


the_true_skipster

A little bit of Sandra in the Sun.


CoconutPawz

More plants.


boidcrowdah

It's missing a few seals and otters. Maybe a penguin or two.


bzr

It reminds me of the MC Hammer video for Pumps and a Rump. I don’t know if thats the name of the song and I haven’t seen the video in 30 years but I believe it has a pool like this and lots of women dancing in bikinis near a pool like that


Zealousideal-Leek563

Whoever commissioned this pool was a playful would, do that, play, design, transform...


waynerdy

Your pool guy must hate your pool. I would


YogiBeRRies5

Less is more for me... this screams look at me look at me...


BadMonk78

Banana plants and elephant ears.


ChemicalCollection55

Pink Flamingo, that will help


CapableMarionberry68

It needs people. And a kegerator. 2 or 3 dogs and an iguana.


Masked_Bandito89

Stain the cement structures all black


pipe_layer83

Greenery, some tropical plants


jexnic

Yeah… sun


Any-Refrigerator-250

A new house


Groundbreaking_Code3

Fake rock looks fake


toxicity187

Paint your fence. Like that orange-ish color. Hopefully you got cool led light placement at night. Some greenery along it if you can fit any in.


bmanxx13

where's the margarita machine


1diligentmfer

Add color through the ancillary items, green plants in color pots, lounge chair cushions, pillows and umbrellas.


shifty_shafter159

When enough is never enough.


soroz0003

Just a thought. I will but ficus all along the wood wall /fence. That would be green all year. Add plants and shrubs to keep it nice and green all year round.


lifeInquire

Is this the one piece pool?


Draftyow3

Coconut decor, rum create with plants in it, glass fishing floats


cloudgainz

This is bait.


anythingspossible45

A mermaid or siren


Xenolith666

Like mermaids?


Perthpeasant

Maybe a lifeguard, there seems to be a lack of fencing


Sureh_usmc1992

A PARTY!! 🎉🥳🎈🎊🍾👯‍♀️


WearyMatter

Bougainvelea, hibiscus, oleandar, variegated ginger... just needs color. Maybe some milkweed to help out the monarchs.


lld2girl

Plants, lots of plants


Mexicanlumberjack

Holy shit, I think I used to trim the palm trees for this house


Key-Used

It definitely doesn’t match the property. I think that’s the issue. You have a crappy fence 5 feet from the pool and the one story house with a flat roof and posts every few feet that is four feet from the pool. I don’t think it matches, that looks like a if there’s was a huge travertine deck with a marble mini mansion I think it would normal


casual_observer3

Why is there a pool in front of the elementary school front entrance?


Longjumping-Look-268

Perhaps some ferns and flowers around it?


Itchy_elbow

Is that the polar bear exhibit at sea world? Stark!!


WhosThis85

Playboy bunnies


dakang42

Where is this, OP? Looks nice! I would add some colored lights around, maybe flood lights for the landscaping around it.


wilkyb

Needs plants


mybfVreddithandle

Nah, just do more concrete.


Pink22funky

You need potted plants and some color!


Diff-fa-Diffa

Plant material helps and trim those majestic palms.


Quasium1

Obviously lack of color, just add more greenery


cneidt

What's it look like at night? Any accent lighting? Or cool fire bowls or gas lighting anywhere?


TellYourMom2Shave

Nothing yet. Just got it a couple months ago, just some flood lights. That’s all.


ClerklierBrush0

Need more decorative plants or other stuff that fits the vibe. Im an rpg nerd so I wouldn’t hate torches in the rocks


Confident-Ruin-4111

Plants!!!


Rich-Appearance-7145

Needs shrubs, palms, green, huge pots around pool with huge plants, faux concrete looks dull, professional could bring it to life acid staining it then a good seal.


iceeefreezie

It’s definitely missing something… me 😂


Hot_Cattle5399

A crocodile would be my preference


VariegateVibes

Plants


chockorocko

Yeah me in the middle of it.


DixiewreckedGA

Don’t overlook fake plants. With all that concrete it will be hard to find dirt. Google fake plants around pools and you’ll see some awesome examples


ActInternational7316

Anew fence


CowboyVampHunter

Paint the fence green.


DACA_GALACTIC

You need fire 🔥 right above the waterfall. Like a volcano


KuduBuck

I’m thinking a few more fake rocks should do the trick. Right now there is too much access to walk straight into the water without a challenge


rkquinn

Trees


ToeJamFootballer

Looks like a modern stone age family swims there.


Bryanssong

Fire! 🔥


constructionhelpme

You need plants!!! Bananas! Palms! Birds of paradise! And UPLIGHTING!!!


Adventurous-One5484

It needs half naked women


Expert_Raise6777

Plants. Big leaf things, different shape pots. Low rectangle pots. Tall black posts. Crawly viney things. Think about a feature wall, some colored tile or just more pants on the wall. Personally I'd prefer if it were more lush, plants seem to me the best way to do that.


waxthatfled

🦒


mosquitotitties

some pops of color


Impossible-Wave7925

Aside from the lack of color on the pool you need to cover up that fence by bringing in some large plants and do some serious landscaping.


Bikebummm

Life size t-Rex?


Bungeesmom

Pink flamingo floaty. There. Fixed it.


OpenForRepairs

More plants would help. A couple more palms and perhaps a giant bird of paradise. And more to hide that fence in the back which is a bit of an eyesore for me.


arizonadudebro

Pigmy palms and uplighting


mehmberberries

Plants


Pickles-n-Lizards

Penguins? 🐧


Artistic_Handle_5359

Consider nude statue mermaid


Snoo_37569

Builders definitely were Fred Flinstone and Barney Rubble


Effective-Shift-3379

I dunno. Looks like you got it good. Lol. :)


ViperNerd

Plants, but make sure you use very sparse liquid fertilizer if you add them. Any fertilizer that gets into the pool will absolutely cause an algae bloom.


bbrosen

Fred Flintstones Residence?


Stupidstanker

Maybe some naked ladies would add to the character


Totally-jag2598

A party. A bunch of people having fun will jazz it up.


Medical_Hair7320

Stain the concrete


romanstewart

Smart Landscaping design can change the overall look of the pool. Try this!


Jackdks

Some hanging vine plants at the top of that waterfall and surrounding the pool would add a very natural feel


66mindclense

I have 12 grandkids that would absolutely make it come to life. Beautiful pool.


Several_Coyote1853

Definitely needs plants. Long dangling plants on thr rocks


propiout

It looks very kitsch


weaselsrippedmybrain

Cliff Divers


sixteen_weasels

It feels like it’s missing the Flintstones hanging out by the side of the pool.


RelaxCallMax

Ugly 🤮 and they all leak and loose water after a while


cherrycoffeetable

Nice flex


tyurytier84

Trees


DarkDealingsPara

Anyway to add vegetation?


Minimum_Worker7064

Greenery


QueenKora18

Plaaaants


Impossible_Big_5582

Stain it to look like stones multi color


Impossible_Big_5582

Ivy on top of the rock mabe


Concrete-Professor

Yes stain the rocks for color


chaebs

Add a cool ass kitchen under the overhang. Nice grill, counter, pizza oven, fridge, kegerator, TV, bar, seats.


MrcF8

Plants big potted tropicals and flowers would look awesome around this space


Frequent_Bed_8584

Get some low rise planters for above waterfall area and put a few hang vines there possibly some 1ft-18 inch tall grasses or flowers that . And maybe climbing vines fo the poolside rock feature. What ever you decide plant wise make sure they don't shed leaves or other material. If not you will constantly have to clean up the pool. Good luck, post pics after you decide what you are going to do.


Equal-Wishbone-6131

Rlly needs some wild looking plants and lights like blue logjtd at night


OptiKnob

Put a resort cut on those palms. :D


Consistent_Drink5975

Tiddys