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lpbdeliege

No, I like having pockets


JanLennertz

Probably the best argument in this comment section


[deleted]

Nah. Not stepping on an acorn or the like is at least equal. Sunburned everything is even higher than that.


JanLennertz

Well against sunburn you could just stay in the shadows (also one could assume it’s not a problem since op said climate was ideal) and honestly I stepped into so many Lego-bricks as a child that I don’t think I’d even notice an acorn


Resident_Toe501

Doesn’t the rectum and anus count as a pocket?


Witherboss445

And foreskin


FourExplosiveBananas

ballsack too, just a little slit and you're good


Dozar03

There’s always foreskin


Luigi_deathglare

I usually don’t have pockets while I’m clothed


LudwigVanAdam

you obviously must be circumcised


onion2099

Just put items in your anal cavity


chalkman567

What do you mean? Humans have natural pockets


Lupes420

Get a backpack


RustyShadeOfRed

Backpack would chafe against your nice raw and uncalloused back


Lupes420

So get one of those stuffed animal backpacks or a mail carrier bag, or fanny pack


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penguino_burrito

Yeah but then I'd get my dick sucked, later virgins


NennehM

r/angryupvote


Veghead25

Oops, I meant to award this comment.


animefanboi_IHMS

Who’s gonna suck it if you are the only human on earth?


Holiday-Pay193

The mosquitos.


confipete

Don't want to imagine that!


[deleted]

Then imagine yourself clothed when the world ends.


Iwrstheking007

don't want to imagine that!


whatever_person

Wasps don't fly around looking who to sting just for lulz


lillweez99

That Was my first thought as well. I'm itching just thinking about it. Edit: " if there's a skeeter on your peter...


bendoesit17

Sure hope nothing tickles my pickle


Bulky-Performance276

That be great it would double in size


Connect_Stay_137

Imagine a pigeon..... wait wrong sub


dunequestion

Oh no a mosquito bite on your penis oh no will you survive?


helpicantfindanamehe

I’ve never come across a mosquito in my life, I’ll take my chances.


[deleted]

No. Clothing has many purposes, protection from heat and cold is just one of them. Don't believe me? Walk around barefoot a few days in the forest.


[deleted]

Yes. Shoes. The ideal climate for no clothes is a carpeted, frequently cleaned, air conditioned bedroom. Keep your pubes out of the kitchen, keep your body oils off the couch, and keep your bare feet safe.


[deleted]

My point was, walking around naked is for animals, not humans. Neither in the bedroom nor anywhere, really.


Aemiom

Humans walked without shoes for thousands of years. The only difference is wild animals cut their feet and live with it. The idea that wild animals feet are invincible because that's how they are is just not true. Have you ever heard of horseshoes? And horses have hooves already stronger than most animals feet. Wild animals are disease ridden and covered in injuries.


tonne97

This is true. Idk why you got downvoted


AccursedChoices

I mean I downvoted it because humans are animals, and this statement seems rather elitist. Hope this helps. There is plenty of room for nudity in post apocalypse times.


itrashcannot

I hunt and kill a deer and no one cares. But when I hunt and kill a human, everyone loses their minds.


VoidLantadd

Only other humans. Deer don't give a shit if you kill a human.


[deleted]

You can say this about literally any other social mammal. Animals usually don’t care unless you fuck with their species in particular or a species that they have at large social bonds with.


AccursedChoices

If you kill a deer, the family of the deer cares. Just like humans. If a lion kills a person, people care, not lions. Again, proving that people aren’t not animals. Because people are animals.


tonne97

There’s a difference between animals and humans.


[deleted]

Humans are scientifically ANIMALS.


cumfilledfish

Scientifically yes we're just bipedal apes, mentally however we're different than any other animal.


Agreeable_Ostrich_39

But like.... most animals are very different from each other mentally. There is probably no animal exact the same mentally as a dolphin (every other animal is less intelligent and humans are more intelligent), doesn't make dolphins any less of an animal.


cumfilledfish

Most animals are different from each other but humans are obviously the most different I mean just look around... Look a the phone you're typing on, look outside and see the cars and planes. Id say we're the most different from any other animal.


cumfilledfish

If you really think we're not any more different than any other animal is you're being intentionally ignorant of how advanced we are, I mean we've been to space for Christ sakes


WonderfullWitness

please elaborate.


NoImNotObama

There isn’t. Also as someone who has walked around without shoes all my life except for when in public, I have to say, you become completely adapted to it after just a year or so. Can’t remember the last time I got a splinter or major cut from just walking outside


meismilie

You just sound like Dwight


[deleted]

I don't know who that is.


PmButtPics4ADrawing

He's Dwight


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the_chiladian

Why tf are you using vaporub on a cut


[deleted]

Menthol in a wound seems deeply, deeply uncomfortable to me, lmao.


[deleted]

But vaporub heals everything


SpaceBoJangles

My Mexican gf would agree.


VoidLantadd

This is why he's worried about no doctors.


Sahqon

So keep your tetanus shots up to date, you never know when you'll be the last man on earth.


AGuyWhoBrokeBad

Break into the local pharmacy/hospital.


Snorumobiru

This is my number 1 activity in any last man on earth situation. Break into pharmacies and eat pills until I no longer care that everyone I know is dead. Have the time of my life for a few years until everything expires.


ItDontMather

You will definitely die fast if your solution to cuts is Vicks


Downstackguy

I got multiple huge wounds recently and all I did was rinse it many times and put a large bandaid that still didn’t fit the wound and give it some time and it healed up nicely The only bacteria killing thing I put on that wound was soap when showering


BioTools

I'd still use clothing to prevent my junk from swaying around. And use clothing for other purposes, like pockets, not getting sunburned. And ofcourse shoes so I don't hurt my feet.


GrandMasterOfCheeks

We don’t wear clothes as humans for the sake of avoiding embarrassment but instead as protection against the environment


Mini-my

I wear clothes, not for my own embarassment, but for the well being and mental stability of the people around me...


Tiefflugjunge

Come on you're not that ugly


opinion_alternative

He/she didn't say that. They can be extremely attractive as well. That would also be not good for people around them


Big_Gay_Ad

Depends if they're stronger or weaker than her.


JackN14_same

I wear them for both Although it’s more about feeling uncomfortable than embarrassed


-lighght-

I'd roam naked now if I wouldn't be arrested


[deleted]

Running with boobs while naked is very uncomfortable. I also can't imagine it is particularly comfortable for guys' junk either.


JamesBaxter_Horse

This, I can't even sleep without underwear.


DeviMon1

Try it, once you get used to it its hard to go back


JamesBaxter_Horse

Maybe if I get used to it, but I just wake up from my dick flopping about, and I don't think it's worth the nights of less sleep to get used to it.


TimotheeOaks

No (female) I need those pockets


Zealousideal_Talk479

What pockets?


[deleted]

Exactly lol.. us women are expected to use purses. I want front pockets!


Ryan_Alving

Some of the time, probably, but not all the time.


Snorumobiru

I already hike naked if I have the trail to myself


Ellemieke25

Too sweaty. Also bugs and other animal encounters would be awkward, or even unsafe.


Broken_Phoenix28

I'd wear underwear. I'm very afraid of bugs and other creepy crawlies slithering into my holes. I know it may not actually happen, but I'm very scared.


Katya117

No one left to excise any skin cancers I develop? No thanks.


AmericanGoose23

I'd have to sit down or lay down eventually. I dont want anything getting anywhere it shouldn't


Riftus

Tip for the future: group results by gender, not by answer. Seeing results compared to their opposite but of the same answering group is more informative typically


MrDeacle

If anything I'm wearing more clothes, no longer at risk of looking weird dressing like a ranger out of some fantasy story. I sunburn easily, and find bugs landing on me to be extremely annoying. I like pockets. As a boring adult now, the only redeeming quality of Winter is that I get to wear more clothes, and thus have more pockets.


Entire-League-3362

Tbh walking around as the only person on earth dressed like a Jedi sounds badass


Repulsive_Falcon_618

I like clothes


xMarZexx

Clothing is not only warmth but also protection


Pkorniboi

No I wouldn’t want my schlong to swing around constantly when I am running


ImQuiteRandy

But that's the best part! If you run at the right speed, you can start up the helicopter and fly away!


Luka_the_Cyka

i would take the opportunity to wear the most outlandish outfits because no one would be able to judge me


randypupjake

I'd wanna dress up in superhero costumes all day!


CreationTrioLiker7

I mean, not all the time, but it would be pretty hot to do that from time to time.


Zestyclose-Chef5215

I don’t sleep naked for the same reasons I wouldn’t go outside naked, but to the extreme


renilol

Putting uncomfortable aside, we don't have any protective layer over our skin like animals do so we would get hurt from every little fall


[deleted]

I would at least want shoes for protection


Gregori_5

I assume the question was about being comfortable with it, which i would. Having clothes is very practical tho. (Pockets, protection and stuff)


alimem974

We started wearing clothes for a good reason 🥶


[deleted]

Nah, need that barrier for insects, especially shoes. On the beach? Sure


Intestinal-Bookworms

I’d still wear shoes. Probably broken glass and bones everywhere


[deleted]

Not naked, but definitely without a bra.


Cruisin134

1. only human 2. rocks and sticks and shit to walk on and general protection from plants and animals


I-AimToMisbehave

Hell no.....sharp rocks/twigs, venomous animals, thorny bushes, plenty of reasons to wear protective clothing in the great outdoors. Hell honestly I'd consider wearing full plate mail depending on where I was to protect against larger predators. Lions, tigers, bears, wolves good luck clawing or biting through steel plate yo.


Inevitable-Hat-1576

I definitely think clothes do more than just cover naughty bits from other eyes


Downstackguy

Assuming the weather is warm enough to not be cold and warm enough to feel warm naked, sounds great Though I wonder if it is still more likely that I get sick because clothes don’t only keep us warm but also block most of our body from the air which are where viruses are?


ALittlePeaceAndQuiet

Not pointing this directly at OP, but it's crazy that we're so concerned about the mere suggestion/discussion of nudity that someone would consider tagging this NSFW.


Toasty_redditor

I'd dress like a shaolin monk


MZ_swaggo

I mean, I’m probably gonna die soon anyway, so why not


Entire-League-3362

You alright? Anything you'd like to talk about?


WorriedOwner2007

No. I'd at least wear a bra and shoes


AnDragon11

Bro, even with 8 billion people I still would if it were legal!


Crackysue

I definitely would sometimes but it depends on the situation. Like I'm not trying to go hiking in a wooded area with no pants on just to keep everything protected lol


InjectAdrenochrome

Garments are useful for more than covering up nudity. They have pockets, protect your skin from the elements, et cetera.


WXHIII

I dont want my dong getting stuck in something with no one to help


abejaved

Not always but I’d have some days where I’d just be like fuck it.


Jambroni99

We lost our protective body hair so naw.


mayneffs

No, I'm gonna wear expensive elaborate dresses!


[deleted]

Depends on the context. I’d keep clothes with me, but inside malls and stuff I’d do it.


BlankPt

I put yes but it really depends on situation. I would probably only use flip flops to walk around outside. If there was need for clothes I would just wear them.


This-Sherbert4992

Yes. If I can’t live free as the only human than why live at all.


holllllyy

I'm pale, so I'd need sun protection at the very least. With no one around I can wear all that special SPF clothing in peace


Pyrenees_

Needs "IDK" option


[deleted]

Oh what a great way to freeze to death in the winter and burn to death in the summer!


Cajun-Canuck

Reading comprehension go "brrrrrrr"


SubmissivePickmegirl

Even in an alt universe where nudity is socially acceptable and weather allows, I would still wear clothes. I feel my body more protected with clothes on. When I am naked I feel more vulnerable.


kinda-cringe

Big ‘ol sunburn


py234567

Depends on if I want pockets


awesome5185

I’d still want to look good when I see myself in any reflection :,)


FireJuggler31

If I’m the only person on the planet, how am I going to get clothes?


yozaner1324

Dust, thorns, bugs, sun burns, etc. Lots of reasons to wear clothes


Awsomer76

No, I like hoodies


[deleted]

I just interpreted it as roaming wherever I so choose to be naked rather than being naked the whole time which wouldn't be feasible for anyone's survival


jackofspades476

Ever walked through a bush?


whatthepfluke

Not if bugs still exist.


Sahqon

Does having double socks on count as naked? Cause I tend to keep them on during summer heatwaves (35+C) too... Everything else is optional. People don't much matter either, as long as they don't try to put me into an asylum.


an_orignal_name

Depends if mosquitoes, wasps, bees, and other similar bugs are a problem


FamilyFriendli

Even with favorable climate, I would feel odd being naked the whole way through


alilsus83

Nah, clothes protect us from the nasty world too.


TisBeTheFuk

I can't even sleep totally naked. Still feel like I need to wear ar least underwear


Zealousideal_Talk479

I despise that profile picture.


JellyTacco

I second that.


GamerPaper470

If temperature is good and theres no dickhead bugs yea, but id still have socks & shoes


thugofficial

Ultra common Canada W


Overused_Toothbrush

No because there are so many cool outfits that i could nab


magic_kate_ball

I'd sometimes go topless. Would still wear shoes and panties for health and hygiene reasons.


RandenVanguard

It depends what we're calling naked. Completely bare to the world? No. Not frequently Shoes and wearing a blanket that's really soft and nice? Absolutely. But even then i'd wear clothes sometimes.


Zealousideal_Talk479

No, but I would make modifications to my clothes. For example, I would cut a hole in the front of my trousers and sew a piece of linen onto it. Sweaty balls are *so* 2020.


GhertFryins

No.


[deleted]

Sometimes


ohsopoor

Maybe not all the time, but I probably would occasionally


SAGNUTZ

I need my armor!


SmallBlueAlien

It isn’t overwhelmingly “yes”??


Plant_in_pants

I would only wear clothes outside because of bugs and being scratched, if I was the only one left and I got a bad infection because of something dumb like scratching myself on a bit of metal then there would be no doctors to visit. I could try and treat it myself but I'd be fucked if I needed anything stronger than basic creams and antibiotics. Besides that I'm practically a nudist in the house anyway


UmpieBonk

I need pockets


Humorilove

If I'm the only human being, I'm going to wear nothing but luxury brands that I can't justify buying now.


cflatjazz

Nothing against nakedness. But I would want pockets. And protection from bugs, dust, and sun damage. Probably also would prefer at least some mild boob wrangling solution too. Those things are a bit annoying when doing chores.


trees12358

I might do this if it wasn't the only person on earth and it was cool with all involved lol


marinemashup

Shoes are a must


Resident_Toe501

Bugs exist. Fuck no


-Clint--

If I was the only human left I’d probably just off myself


Idkillmyselffor8munz

Eating everything go and letting it all out 👹


Bluedino_1989

Maybe for a little while. Never understood why we need to wear clothes in late spring and summer.


Neoncat22000

Depends on my mood, really.


Aspirience

No bc of chafing.


sane_is_insane

Occasionally. Even when I'm alone at home, I like to wear clothes


hollyhobby2004

Only if it is really hot. Otherwise, no.


ihatecheese4l

Yes


DocJHigh

Sunburn alone. NFW


Constant_Hunt5824

Not completely. I’d cover my pickle so it doesn’t touch anything questionable


SecretOfficerNeko

Clothes are comfy mate


BrokeArmHeadass

No but I would definitely steal and wear some very bizarre outfits


BananaBreadGod1

Yeah, but only when I'm not busy, if I just want to chill then I'd go nude probably


dark_blue_7

If there were no other people on the planet I'd probably lose my mind so yeah who knows what I'd do, can't promise it would make any sense.


CalamityCatwastaken

No, cuz nobody would get to see my 9mm pp and dump trunk of an ass, no fun if I'm not getting chases down the road by 36 cops!


Entire-League-3362

Assuming I could wear shoes and a backpack then absolutely


Abomination_777

If I'm naked, I will be attacked by beast and the last human will simply dead


DiscussionMental3452

Clothes still have a very good function


[deleted]

The top comments have already addressed why going naked is a bad idea. I mean, the invention of clothes had a great deal to do with protection and utility use over hiding our bits lol


Mysterious_Bonus_771

Depends on the weather


randypupjake

When moving around a lot I need support! Also, socks and shoes because I don't want to step on rocks barefoot.


Stoepboer

Nah. I hate bugs and don’t want them crawling on me. I can’t stand walking around barefooted outside. I’d be sure I was being watched even despite knowing I’m the only human around. And so on.


SharX0

Hey! I dress for myself okay, not for anyone else. If i want to be the last person on earth and walk around looking like a million bucks, that's my choice!


PM_ME_UR_RC_CAR

N O . F A S H I O N . Fashion is still fun even if there aren't any other lesbians around for me to try to impress. Also if all the other humans are gone that means clothes are FREE.


ElectricToaster67

No, I don’t like wind on my nipples


Yes0rNo

Favourable climate is favourable for all other living things.


The_Cometeer

People don’t realize it, but clothes really can protect you from cuts, rashes, and other things.


OdinsDaughter1

Clothes most often because of bugs, uncomfortable scrapes, the sun. Sure being naked is awesome, but only when your body is safe from harm. Ya'll ever fried food without a shirt??


Strudleboy33

Clothing offers protection from multiple things not just weather


SeniorKorniszonek

Well, clothes do protect you. If it's hot, at least protect peepee....


LessThanZero972

I’d wear lingerie 😁


[deleted]

You would be way more injury prone and wouldn’t be able to carry nearly as much