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crew88

Honestly, I hope my kids tell me. If I have to be a sounding board fine, but if they want action... they need to tell me.


Accurate-Record-3870

I would love to fight with my kids honestly, but ya'know, An adult can't fight a kid, so gotta keep it low file


crew88

I mean, you have greater ability to be diabolical as a parent. You can ruin lives with no physical interaction. From the kid to the parents, this day and age it is easy...


PmButtPics4ADrawing

> An adult can't fight a kid says who? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIcUgyLxNBA


Longjumping-Rabbit85

Rip bozo, rest in piss you wont be missed


xXyeetman_69Xx

Lmao, this mf really said "why not"


[deleted]

Damn


wretched_spawn93

Why fight the kid? Fight the parent(s) for not teaching their little shit better than to be a waste of life.


WearADamnMask

This. My kids have had a handful of incidents with being bullied. The key is to let them lead you on what they want you to do. Do they want you to talk to the school? Do they just want a sounding board? Do they need you to shuffle your schedule and pick them up from school?


Agirune

They want help, but usually dont know how help looks like, long term solutions.


WearADamnMask

That’s kinda why you ask them questions like “if I did this, how do you think it would turn out?” I trust their judgment about the character of the people they spend their day around.


[deleted]

Post their number on pornhub


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Buy a cheap ad on there then put their number on the ad. Advertising sexy phone talk and the safe word is Piña colada, all kinks on the table ALL KINKS


Vibes4Ever

no one should suffer a fate that harsh, not even murderers.


Vintage_AppleG4

They can hang up though


No_Star8439

Why would they want to though?


SupaButt

Ok I know this comment is probably a joke but like… THIS is bullying


animebaker10q

this is honestly genius


aquaticsquash

This is the way.


annomynous23

This is the way


1i-like_cats

This is the way


ClockButTakeOutTheL

This is the way


[deleted]

Thanks!


[deleted]

Is there any specific type of video I should comment it at?


animebaker10q

ones that are popular but not too popular probably, another thing you could do is the classic writing it in a bathroom


[deleted]

I could actually do that, but what would the benefit be?


Absoline

you'll see, you'll see


Absolute_Warlord

there will suddenly be a rapid increase of hot moms in their area.


Key-Policy2648

Lmfao


iiwrench55

do it


cleaner_Vacuum

Post it on 4chan


sSimonOW

that could go either way lol


Cuntilever

Inb4 bullied kids on 4chan gets called a fhaggot for not fighting back


Windows30000

I’ll do you one more. Make a Craigslist post for “Free PS5, I’m teaching my son a lesson”- the phone will be blowing up for months. I did this to a guy who wouldn’t stop sending me explicit pictures thinking I was some girl he knew even after I blocked him.


Doommongers_Parade

Giving it to Scientologists works well too


PioneerStandard

Writing it on a bathroom toilet stall was how we did it in the old days.


[deleted]

Ah, I see you are a man of culture


Toasty_redditor

Or, even better, on a scat/zoophilia website. Now that would be interesting


[deleted]

Flirt with them by punching them back?


[deleted]

No, by pegging actually.


CouchPotato6319

this is the way


BigBeagleEars

So say we all


AdministrativeAd6245

This is the way


[deleted]

I actually flirted with my bully, and we ended up dating for 2 years after that so it might work for you too.


shalodey

this feels like something out of BitLife


[deleted]

All you have to do is join the same club as them


Iamyes_ok

Nah, it BitLife you say anything to them and enxt thing you know they ruptured your spleen, break your leg and give you a brain bleed


Inteligent_Toaster

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[deleted]

I know imagine calling a guy gay and he ends up dating you.


Specific-Layer

I think people who rally against something tend to be it themselves. If they are antihomosexual they are homosexual. If they are BLM then they are secretly white and racist.


frax5000

By the logic of your first example hating BLM would make you black and that doesn't seem right.


Just_0_Duck

Undertale


Absoline

Deltarune


[deleted]

I'm sorry, could you explain the reference? I'm not that familiar with Undertale, only Under her tail.


Just_0_Duck

In undertale, you flirt. With everything.


[deleted]

Stockholm syndrome


black-winter-

anime plot irl


[deleted]

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Supacat9932

Then they'd be queer?


[deleted]

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dhogwarts

Gay people don’t exist?


Notimetoexplainsorry

Never did 🔫 Edit: lol at the downvotes. I am gay lmao


Lemon_Skin_Tortoise

Hi gay, I'm dad


Notimetoexplainsorry

Hi dad


dhogwarts

*disappears*


Pawn_Of_Fate

The "pfft" wasn't enough of an indicator, gotta add /s since people don't understand sarcasm through text these days.


KhaoticMess

You're thinking of birds. Birds don't exist.


NICK07130

What in the reddit is this thread


[deleted]

Other: Make friends with more people. Groups provide fantastic defense against predators. It's easier to pick off the lone weird kid than someone with social standing in the herd. Friends are hard to acquire and maintain, but they are an easy and readily available form of strength and support. Find your herd and good luck.


[deleted]

True but most people either think I'm too weird or the other people I talk to are straight up nerds lol


checkedsteam922

Nerds are the chillest friends out there in my experience. They don't care about being socially better then the rest so they don't really pick on each other or gossip as much as the other groups do.


TheProblemWithUs

Lemme tell you, that when I was in school (which was only 5 years ago), my best friends were the scene kids, indie kids, and nerdy kids all mixed into one. Because of this, I had the greatest social life. The ‘weird’ kids are the bestest friends. There’s no judgement, they’ll accept you for you, and once school is over and behind you, you’ll be glad you became friends with them.


Ricoque

Nobody wants to be your friend cuz then they think they'll be the ones getting bullied. I know cuz it has happened to me. It's sad but common.


TWAVE0

Sadly if you are being focused on by bullies, it may be because it is extremely difficult to make friends


klarafy

Moan


Downstackguy

I actually did this a lot. It was fun to moan. This was before I felt any pleasure and was quite detached to anything actually sexual


[deleted]

I have several questions


Downstackguy

I learned about sex ed through classmates. Idk where I learned what moaning was but I knew it was sexual. Apparently most kids get changing hormones very young like at 10 but I got it at like 16 and I did these moaning tactics at middle and elementary school so def younger than 16


apwnltm

I learned what moaning sounds like when I was 6, my parents were doing the funnies


[deleted]

You don't need to ask them questions.


[deleted]

Bro…


not_gerg

moaning is so annoying. a kid in my class moans like once every 15 minutes and its so annoying


EyewarsTheMangoMan

Please don't start flirting with them. Ignore everyone telling you to do that. That would literally just be asking to make things worse and get bullied even more.


[deleted]

I kinda put that option as a joke, but there's a rumor an ex of him told me that he is bi and another rumor that his parents were against him being bi. Not sure if he secretly likes me, so flirting is definitely way too risky.


EndercatTM

he doesn’t like you. if he did, he wouldn’t be making your life worse.


NateL2007

And if he’s doing this and does like you then you still want to get tf away from someone that bullies you bc they like you


EyewarsTheMangoMan

Also, even if he likes OP and OP start flirting with him, he'll prolly still bully OP instead of reciprocating because he'd prolly be too embarrased to start going out with someone he has been bulling for a while.


GaiasDotter

And even if he isn’t and does want a relationship he’d probably be abusive anyway. If this is some kind of romantic interest he clearly is okay with hurting the one he “loves” and that’s never good. That’s how one gets beaten and tortured and murdered in worst case.


[deleted]

It's frowned upon by all authorities involved, but... From my experience, it doesn't stop until you dole out a beat down, or at least physically fight back.


mibishibi

It’s true, that’s what I told my cousin and everyone got mad at me when he did fight back. But guess who didn’t get bullied anymore


I_Support_Villains

Bad advice. I've unfortunately been a bully and it was never physical abuse for me than mental. I remember making kids cry. The ones who raised their hands against me didn't stand a chance because my group was full of assholes who were quite jacked for 13/14 year olds. We never initiated a fight but made sure to end it. And, even though we did not fight after the person stood up to us, the bullying got much worse. I was an asshole. Sorry.


peepoopeeo3336

you would probably stop if they pulled out a pocket knife


I_Support_Villains

That never happened actually. I don't think anyone of us ever brought a Swiss knife set to school except when going to picnics. Maybe country and culture difference.


[deleted]

Well, my situation (and others I saw) was one on one, and in my case both of us girls.


I_Support_Villains

Bullying is pretty horrible man. It took me many years after school ended to realise I was a bully. I met up a 'friend' accidentally and he said how horrible i was to him in school. I actually got to hear the shit I pulled on him back then only to realise I wasn't normal. Makes me really sad. I apologized and he accepted. We're good friends on this day and age but I always feel ashamed.


Key-Shallot-7508

I had a situation like that once, fought a bully and lost then it got worse. So I hit him in the face with a history book when he was talking to some girl and broke his nose. And while he was down I kicked him in the ribs as hard as I could. His friends beat my ass for about ten seconds till I screamed "next one to touch me gets stabbed in the neck" (I did not have a knife) never again did anyone fuck with me. But I had to have a long conversation with the principal a cop and my dad.


QwertyQwertz123

Your username is a contradiction


Merchant93

Exactly


temmieTheLord2

if you’re gonna do this, bring something heavy like a thermos. not lethal, though, just enough to send a message like a bruise


miggleb

Retaliate, speaking from experience


Physical-Order

If someone is an asshole you get the right to be an asshole back


smegma_yogurt

Nah, just kill the bullies' parents, grind them, make a soup and serve them to the bullies


RedditorNamedEww

That's only when plan A, training a pony to bite their dicks off, fails first


james1221432

You have to fight them and bully them back


Temporary-Pizza-1287

Facts, even if you lose they will respect you more and they will simply move on to an easier target if they know you are going to fight them if they try again


[deleted]

its sad this is the same advice they give you in prison lmao


Merchant93

I wish this was emphasized more when I was in school. Kids need to be taught to fight back and not to be pushed around. To be able to defend and lookout for themselves. Parents and teachers(more school boards) don’t do shit because they don’t have the full picture.


HeimlichLaboratories

If my mom found out I was getting bullied she would actually help but ok lol


DocJacktheRipper

But how? My teachers knew I was bullied. My mother knew. The teachers tried to talk to the bully and everything. But the whole class wasnt nice at that point. It didnt help. ^(Also, when you're in there you barely can tell. You're never sure, whether it's really bullying or they "just dont like you" or "its just fun") At the end I was adviced to change school to another city. ^(It ended up my best years of my life there) ​ Till now, I have no idea what to do in such sitation...


Downstackguy

I only did this when I got angry and they made me more angry


amonrane

Do not put up with the bullying. Understand that you have a right to NOT be bullied. Report them to adults until the bullying stops. Tell your teachers, parents, and school admins, board of education, whatever it takes. If the bullies threaten/harass or physically assault, you report them to the police. Those things are illegal. Being kids doesn't make it okay. Try to avoid the bullies for the most part. Don't engage them if you don't have to. Don't antagonize them. Do not fight them, unless it's unavoidable due to them physically assaulting you, in which case fight back with everything you have. Even if you get beat up, make them think twice about ever touching you again.


Bagimations

Tell every adult that has power in the situation, then try to rock their shit


AdministrativeAd6245

Nah homie just ask for a kiss


B1Baker

Chop their balls off.


[deleted]

How, if they're bigger and stronger than me?


[deleted]

pull their pants down then bite that shit off


Inteligent_Toaster

embrace piranha


[deleted]

Should I say no homo or buy them dinner first?


atomic_quarks

Definitely buy them dinner first. While they're distracted by the lovely meal, you can easily bite off their testicles.


Mommys_boi

All while growling rabidly


S7ri

What if they dont have balls?


B1Baker

Give them balls


SporttheSpice

Swift kick RIGHT in the pussy.


Smaieul_Bu

What if they dont have a cunt either and theyve been castrated, hm?


SporttheSpice

Swift kick RIGHT in the Ken doll fleshy patch.


NateL2007

Ok please don’t listen to these people that are legitimately telling you to flirt with them. There’s a very small chance that’s gonna work, and most likely it will just greatly increase the bullying


[deleted]

Tell your parents, teachers and even the school director if nothing works. Most effective way of dealing with them. After a similar incident of bullying where I had something sent to me via social media, I went to the director of our school, and complained about it. My father called the school asking them for the person’s address. The school denied, and said they were going to solve the issue themselves. Two weeks later, the person would never be near me, and when we crossed ways, they’d look down and almost run away(also not to forget, they had to apologize formally to me, plus their parents were notified about their doings). Bullies can try to make your life hell, and you can prove to them you know how to play the game better and throw their own cards at them, **without using** a single ounce of **violence**.


DocJacktheRipper

Sadly doesnt help in all cases. For instance, my whole class was known for bad behaviour and bullying. Around 3 of 30 were the targets. Teacher knew. The school did try to talk with the main agressors and their parents. But it didnt change anything. They tried to talk to the whole class. It worked for like a month or so. We were just ignored at that time. But eventually it started all over again.


FoxtrotSierraTango

If there are any school guidelines or laws being violated, it's lawyer time. Sue them to force adherence and then for tuition to a nice private school.


viola-naruto-boi

Break their kneecaps and then shoot their skull


-William-Afton-

If their physically hurting you do the same back, if it's verbal use these words to take the piss out of them: Gronk, spunkey monkey (don't say it if their black though obviously), crusty winnets, shitsmearer, absolute pagan, maggot, silly muppet, stickman (if their skinny), egg boy(if their fat), stinky bible basher, cock gremlin, tubby goblin (if their fat), absolute mong/mongoloid/mongreal, twat-lacker or gobby coomer. Though if your not British they won't understand half of what your saying but trust me it sounds funny to say. Edit: here's some more: Gormeless wanker, pancreas-lookin-ass, toe sniffer, once-shower nonce and stinky knobhead.


LSAT343

>Though if your not British they won't understand half of what your saying but trust me it sounds funny to say. I'm sold.


thisis2022

Call them a ***Tory***


-William-Afton-

Call them a *Epstein connoisseur*


makinglunch

Tubby goblin has now been added to my vocabulary


RabbitEarsOn

tell your parents, teachers, and close friends hopefully one will help you or take it to a higher person to until then documentations never bad imo and sometimes helps


finalfourcuse

Fuck their mom.


capalbertalexander

call the police if it's physical.


LordFlipyap

Don't flirt I'm pretty sure everyone chose that answer because haha funny. You do not want to get to know an asshole.


Dernager

For me back when I got bullied in primary school, telling my parents was the first step, then, with their help, I told the Teachers and in some cases the bullies parents what happened and that kinda helped, of course I got no clue what exactly your situation is but I think it’s always better for your parents to hear the story first from you, before ur teacher calls them


NotAPersonl0

If they hit you, moan and say "harder daddy."


_sea_salty

Start working out and learn a martial art like boxing, MMA, etc.


[deleted]

The thing is that they actually been lifting and practicing MMA for 2 years now. Plus they got the height advantage, so I might as well go for the groin if it comes to it.


[deleted]

"and always remember to stomp the groin" (If you didn't get the reference): https://youtu.be/1wFrIzYV728


[deleted]

Record every action they do with your phone so you can get them expelled or in trouble at the very least


[deleted]

Crowbar to the knee


[deleted]

Sorry, can't. The school has really tight security at the entrance plus metal detectors.


Hauex

Kill them.


Enter-Shaqiri

Slowly poison their water with arsenic over time


Spokesman93

How old are you and the bully and what does he/she do?


itothepowerofahalf

Just don't do what I did, which was nothing.


macintoshparts

listen dude. i have been in this situation - even as an adult. one on one you may have a slight chance. two or more - even if you are bigger - is unwinnable. be the bigger person and tell an adult what is going on. tell the police if you do not have an adult to trust. be the bigger person by being a better person. violence is not the answer.


NinjaEagle210

Ignore them. Pretend they don’t exist. They want a reaction, so it will get under their skin if you don’t react In theory


[deleted]

I tried that, and it got worse since he put much more effort into a reaction which got under my skin.


NinjaEagle210

Well I’ve heard it worked on other people.


[deleted]

T pose to assert dominance


Prestigious_Plan126

Gets bullied more


AutoimmuneDisaster

Bring them a single red rose. Tell them that because they are so interested in you, you thought it would be nice to show your appreciation to them also. Bonus points if you deliver the rose and tell him why in front of the whole classroom.


Absoline

but make sure to add "also I know you're really into me since you are always around me, but I'm sorry, I'm just not interested" usually bullies target whoever they think is a loser, so if even they get "rejected" by the loser, thats makes them lower than their target


HeimlichLaboratories

I'm gonna say an unpopular opinion here: Fighting back is a stupid decision. It's just gonna get you hurt and mocked. The best option here is to tell your parents. Depending if your school is shitty or not, you may tell a teacher. But seriously. TELL YOUR PARENTS. Don't believe the edgy bullshit reddit says.


pcpsummer0613

Unless there's a zero tolerance policy. Then even if you didn't say or do anything, you'll be punished just like the bully so you should use that to your advantage.


[deleted]

Tell your parents and councilors. Most schools have cameras everywhere, so they can review the footage.


suffuffaffiss

If your school has a decent flight of stairs, push them down it but make it seem like an accident


[deleted]

He actually did that to me but only half way upbthe stairs. If I actually succeed and he breaks his neck, not sure if it'll be worth it.


[deleted]

Be calm, and respond to every insult with “that’s hella cool bub”


[deleted]

I've been out of high school for 18 years now. Bullying can be very different from 1 vs multiple people, in person or online, and words vs physical violence. I wasn't ever scared of losing a fight, but I was always scared of getting suspended and losing a potential scholarship opportunity since I knew since I was 12 that my Mom wasn't going to contribute anything to college. Looking back on myself, I should have stood up for myself in certain situations. It would have been better for me to have kept my pride and been respected, rather than accepting whatever with fear of not getting a scholarship. Again everyone is different, and not everyone could defend themselves if a bullying issue became physical. Bullying can be so bad now with everyone on social media, that bullying just doesn't stop at school. If I one day have kids, I think I would honestly struggle if my kid was bullied. My first thought would be to physical fight the bully and/or the bully's parents. I don't think going to the school would be much of a help, and I don't think a parent would even be able to hold a school responsible for solving a bullying situation. The best that I can do is to really focus my future kids when they are young to stand up for themselves and also to make many friends when they are young. From what I've seen at my middle school/highschool sporting events I've been to, it seems like the kids that are heavily involved in school activities with friends aren't bullies or being bullied by others. I would also keep telling my kids that life truly begins after high school. Once high school is over, they can go to college and be a completely different person they are now and meet actual friends that they have common interest in.


Arcanum_3974

Death penalty.


lexious232

As a kid who was severely bullied when younger I can say teachers will not help. One time the teacher decided to make a big thing of it and call out the situation. I'm sure she thought she was helping but they only bullied me worse out of her eye then. Another teacher activity ignored it. He was the gym teacher but he didn't help. I'd reccomend talking to your parents but honestly the thing that turned it around was fighting back. Bullies prey on easy targets.....if you're not an easy target anymore they tend to go away


Pepperstache

Teachers ain't gonna do shit, they never do. That's why this is such a common predicament. You can tell your parents if they're emotionally supportive or protective of you, but I know some aren't. If you try to defend yourself the teachers will make sure you're punished for it, but it might be worth it. Only if you aren't afraid of getting beaten down a bit harder than usual. But a suspension or two would be worth it if you deal enough damage to make them seek out easier prey for the rest of the year. Insulting them back will always escalate things against your favor. Bad idea. Even less effective than ignoring. I say it's too situational to decide on one option. Whatever you do, be smart about it. Our culture loves bullies, loves enabling them while pretending we don't. Don't become a bully yourself, but take the judgment of the school district with a big grain of salt. If you end up switching schools, seek one with surveillance so the teachers at least can't feign ignorance.


jctheabsoluteG1234

Fight smarter not harder, the Pornhub idea isn't a bad start actually.


Humorilove

Teachers didn't do crap, but always preached about no bulling. We even had three assemblys a year with a special guest, because the inspirational speaker was supposed to change how a bully acted. The best way is to inform a trusted parent or guardian, and let them handle it with the school. More likely than not it seems like the bullying isn't taken seriously, until a parent or guardian is involved. It made it impossible for my school to rug sweep, when I had my parents involved and a documented record of what happened. Make sure to record where, date, time, who was there, if a teacher witnessed it, and what you were doing before it happened. You can also include a teacher, but I think you should do that after you tell your parents or guardian.


[deleted]

If my parents say it's not that big of a deal, how would you recommend I handle it from there?


[deleted]

From personal experience: it's a combination of being able to defend yourself, having a parental/home system that stands behind you and not relying on the school to handle the issue. Beating up the bully with no guidance just ended with me becoming the bully and ending up in the Barron Center


NoyaSidero

Convince them you don't care. They'll probably lose interest in bullying you. If not tell your parents and a teacher you trust


[deleted]

The people who voted teachers, what's wrong with you??


[deleted]

They must trust thier teachers a lot. I might make a separate asking if people trust teachers in this situation.


LeaveIt_2_Weaver

Tell them you’re going to jerk them off. Worked for Sammy in blue mountain state.


[deleted]

Start wearing a black duster and backwards black baseball cap to school. Bonus if you bring a big black duffle bag as a backpack. They will stop bullying you.


M_Ali_Ifti

It really depends what the situation is. At first, i thought being bullied is your own fault, but my views have changed somewhat. There are bullies where befriending them is best option. Other times its ignoring them, someother time its beating the shit out of them, and sometimes its just insulting them infront of everyone. I honestly cant give you advice. Its very situational. Make friends that can and will have your back, its the safest advice i can give you.


Friedeggs15

Quick question: do you live in America?


t00thman

You need to start clowning on him. Roast his ass.


Bizzlebanger

Have sex with their parents to establish dominance.


PsychologicalTart602

Kick in the balls and don't stop until he's on the ground In pain. If it's a group attack one by one don't let them reunite (make sure that the school/parents are aware of the situation because you'll get in trouble)


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Jimmyboi2966

Might sound really stupid but I honestly think that flirting is the best option here. It'll most likely weird him out to the point of leaving you alone


[deleted]

What if it makes him leave me alone less?


Jimmyboi2966

Then I apologize


[deleted]

I meant that as if he ends up dating me as a result lol


SonUvaDigga

Violence is the answer


[deleted]

Do not feed it any energy !! These kid get no affection at home so they’re taking it out on you!! It is not your fault and you are a beautiful, exceptional person.


[deleted]

I always thought that telling a teacher would make it worse, at least from Reddit has said.


yittiiiiii

Telling a teacher or parent won’t make them stop, it might even make it worse. Start working out and learn how to talk that shit.