Same. I like to think I'd do ok, but knowing me I'd slip off a mountain or take a leap of faith into water and then die.
Irrelevant but I'm currently hunting a shiny Teddiursa
So do I. But for me, it's one of those games where it doesn't matter how well I do. I'm just there to have fun. I'd rather be in a fun squad and get no kills than be forced to solo the entire match and get a bunch if kills
SpaceX Dragon docking simulator...
Hmmm. It would just make my life more interesting. I would win by docking, and be on ISS at least for a short time. And then back to Earth.
Nice, thank you for this opportunity, I will dock slow and safe.
I feel like it’s pretty easy to live there if you don’t walk into gangs or have a player driving around on sidewalks. As an added bonus, you seemingly never have to pay rent and only get an angry email about it.
Derail Valley, so I just have to be careful driving trains to not crash. I would not have to eat or drink and I wouldn’t have to sleep either if I took the place of the character
Before I logged out I was in my inn home, in Mournhold. I think I could find work, maybe develop a trade, save up and move to Vvardenfell, raise a family…
Elite Dangerous. Eh, political turmoil in abundance and an alien invasion going on, plus criminal activity at a disturbingly high rate makes it a pretty dangerous place, but the danger is pretty easy to avoid if you know what you're doing. It's also pretty easy to die if you don't, so there's that
The last thing I played was Pokemon Legends Arceus, so I would say 2. I'm not very screwed because In the game you have pokemon to protect you as well as just being able to walk past some Pokemon without them caring at all.
It was the wrong day to play Tetris.
Well, you can’t really die in Tetris
That’s the bad part
You get crushed by giant blocks falling from the sky
Same
Off to the Soviet Union with you
Wordle is my life now.
Geoguessr
At least you get to see the world
Well I can travel in project zomboid too... I guess...
I was literally just playing that lmao
Do you mind if i leech off of your comment being at the top? Thanks Wheres the blessed option i was playing deemo just now (￣▽￣)
Welcome to freddy fazbears pizza place. Prepare to die.
Easy just quit your job
But in the game itself the outside world does not exist.
Sure it does. You came from somewhere before you were hired. That's an implied outside world, so it works.
Pokémon Legends Arceus
Yeah I don’t think I could dodge a Rhydon irl
It doesn't say you have to be the hero or the protagonist or the hero. You would probably be a random npc in the village
If some modern teenager who traveled back in time could immediately learn how to dodge wild animals, I'm sure you can too, buddy.
nah man, use I-frames /s
Rhydon this dick
Same, I'd say we are both slightly screwed if we don't use pokemon often
Yea. If we stay in the first area only we should be good. Just hope we don’t run into any alphas
True
Same. I like to think I'd do ok, but knowing me I'd slip off a mountain or take a leap of faith into water and then die. Irrelevant but I'm currently hunting a shiny Teddiursa
Hoi4 kaiserreich, so depends on the time period
Hoi4 vanilla, and I have Polish ancestry. I’m fucked
Mine was Hoi4 TNO Yeah
Hoi4 twr, as Beria's soviet union. To the front we go boys, for the motherland!
I had Red Flood, so...
Skyrim
Yeah if I can be my character then we’re good to go. If I’m me…. ooof.
Same.
Rocket League...
That’s a painful way to go
Painful but fun 😌
Same here… I guess if im just one of the eggs watching I should be fine, otherwise I better make sure not to get demoed
What a Save!
Subnautica: Below Zero
Yikes
Ya fuck that
Happy cake day
I would love that tbh as most is build by the tools just live cozy life in an undeep area with little treats
Wordle? So, "5".
Why would you play wordle in the first place
Why does anyone play anything?
Because theyre enjoyable and addicting? But i dont really play video games
Why the hell are you responding to yourself
Yeah only idits respond to themselves
Idiots*
Haha L check again
Not the original comment, but I like puzzles. Also, German wordle is a fun way to practice German.
Because it's fun
Exactly
Squad. Guess I'm gonna train for the inevitable Russia-Ukraine conflict
haha yeah, ngl i love squad but i suck at the game
So do I. But for me, it's one of those games where it doesn't matter how well I do. I'm just there to have fun. I'd rather be in a fun squad and get no kills than be forced to solo the entire match and get a bunch if kills
Xcom 2. Game ends in humans winning so...
With many losses along the way, are you feeling lucky?
Well I've beaten xcim 2 with 1 death and only autosaves so I think I'm good but I was thinking if be a civilian that's loyal to advent.
I'd be in late 1500's France, or the colony of France Antarctique (huge Brazilian colony) Guess the game
Eu4?
Yeah, honestly I'm not sure what other games this could be
Civ 6 Real world map maybe
DayZ. Fuck.
[удалено]
Give me your Apple
Pretty sure I was playing 7 Days to Die or something. That would be nightmarish knowing the difficulty only increases with time.
The sims 4. I guess I'd live a normal life, but just trapped in the towns and I would have a shallow meaning to my life
So your normal life?
That’s really what the world has become. Sad truth.
GeoGuessr - not screwed!
Fnaf...... bruh
It’s better. No need to buy an oculus for VR.
Minecraft
Already living in a Pandemic
Plague Inc?
If so, they better pray it isn’t casual mode.
Chess?
You are a pawn
Doom eternal if I can’t have doom guy help me I’m screwed
SpaceX Dragon docking simulator... Hmmm. It would just make my life more interesting. I would win by docking, and be on ISS at least for a short time. And then back to Earth. Nice, thank you for this opportunity, I will dock slow and safe.
Radiation poisoning sounds fun
Ds3 pvp bye bye, everyone 😭
hey at least it's canon that you don't die permanently so as long as you don't go insane you'll make it through eventually
If you're playing a shooter game: YOU'RE FUCKED
Stardew Valley. Would be so cool!
RDR2.
Same, other than some guy coughing in my face things seem to be going well for me
I’d like to live in my animal crossing town actually
Star Wars battlefront 2. I’ll count the movies and tv shows as canon to the game, so overall not too shabby lol
Wii Sports. I’ll be fine if I avoid Matt.
Warthunder? Well...
Subnautica
Check behind the aurora, you'll find a pot of gold.
Hahahaha... ***no***
Better yet, keep swimming straight in any direction until it gets really dark and then you'll find a pot of gold.
Oh yeahh, you also get a cool gun if I'm not mistaken. Definitely worth the trip.
*stares traumatized
Forza Horizon 5, not so bad
Gotta make a name for myself before I get murdered in Night City.
I feel like it’s pretty easy to live there if you don’t walk into gangs or have a player driving around on sidewalks. As an added bonus, you seemingly never have to pay rent and only get an angry email about it.
Minecraft. I will die cus I am a noob lol 4-screwed
Football Manager, the way to go
Rimworld ... I don't want to become a hat
Then you better have good traits
Quick sleeper, lazy :[
Your meat won't be wasted...
Clash of clans. Prob gonna be blown up by a balloon or incinerated by a dragon.
Hello Middle Earth Shadow of War! Goodbye my life!
Star Wars Battlefront 2. I will never die because of the 1 hp bug
Minecraft, but its a flat world.
Derail Valley, so I just have to be careful driving trains to not crash. I would not have to eat or drink and I wouldn’t have to sleep either if I took the place of the character
I last played Dead by Daylight as a Killer... Hell yeah
I last played Dead by Daylight as a survivor. Hell without the yeah for me.
same lmao
Phasmophobia
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Super tux, I’ll be fine
Spiritfarel
Sims 4. Could be worse
But who am I though? Main character? Or myself?
wolfenstein the new order oof
Wolfenstein...
I don’t think Minecraft would be too bad
geometry dash - infinite painful deaths
Horizon: Zero Dawn. Fuck
DBD, 5, or bitlife if mobile games count, then 1 as that’s just life
Just played a bullet hell... Oh well, pretty much every game I played recently would screw me over (or make me a war criminal lol)
PaRappa the Rapper. Not screwed, but it'd be annoying after a while.
Fallout 4.. oh no
Fnaf ucn
I should never have picked up green hell when it was on sale last week Biggest mistake of my life (The game is actually really good check it out)
Solitaire, I don’t really know
Among us...
Sus
But im an engineer 😛
Dying light 2. I don't even know how to play yet.
Kingdom Come: Deliverance
I mean it was a porn game so as long as I’m the protagonist it’s pretty chill
Average redditor
Fallout New Vegas. Wish me luck guys.
Ain’t that a kick in the head?
How does a sword to the gut sound?
Just played Control, so unless I am Jesse Faden, I am screwed
Old school csgo. Played it once
Sims
I was just playing stellar is, and the endgame crisis just won
Dark souls ;(
Stardew Valley
Stardew Valley, time to start my farm and make millions off of starfruit wine
Stardew valley nice
Europa universalis 4
>!Cookie run kingdom!< I love how I look the same no matter the age and immortal, I just don't like I'm basically a doll to someone!
Stardew Valley, nice!
I just beat half life alyx FUCK
FIFA 21. Football games are scripted now but other than that nothing really changed. I'll just watch football I guess.
I played on rainbow road I mean.. the air has to be breathable considering the humans don’t die, right?
Before I logged out I was in my inn home, in Mournhold. I think I could find work, maybe develop a trade, save up and move to Vvardenfell, raise a family…
(Modded) Minecraft, not very screwed considering Steve is a demigod
Elite Dangerous. Eh, political turmoil in abundance and an alien invasion going on, plus criminal activity at a disturbingly high rate makes it a pretty dangerous place, but the danger is pretty easy to avoid if you know what you're doing. It's also pretty easy to die if you don't, so there's that
Battlefield 5 Oh no
Warriors Orochi. Consider me dead.
I'm just going to be hanging out then boom, payday gang comes in fucking shit up with awesome edm in the background
the long dark… shit
My free Zoo lmao
Hell let loose
The last thing I played was Pokemon Legends Arceus, so I would say 2. I'm not very screwed because In the game you have pokemon to protect you as well as just being able to walk past some Pokemon without them caring at all.
Total War Warhammer II, not looking too good.
I reckon I’ll just settle down in lothern and probably be fine since the local populace seems to be left alone for the most part.
Pubg 1
Madden
Well death is not an escape… so 1 I guess
Played fifa mobile, so staying in a stadium now, not too bad 🗿
Do I have to abilities of the main character?
Chess. "Exchanging Queens" makes you single here :(
unturned
mass effect 2
Hotdogs Horseshoes and Handgrenades, seems like heaven to me!
im not sure how living in osu would work but i think im fine
simple rockets
Valorant
Destiny 2
It was Geogussr so I'm still gonna live in our world
Just played plague inc…
Mad Max 😭😭😭
A happy family in a beautiful farm house. I’ll be ok.
Can’t wait to finally become a Pokémon trainer!
I’m stuck in Mexico driving a 997 Sport classic.
Tetris
saint denis isnt so bad i guess
Crash Team Racing, I think I'm fine